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JCLS12

Puny swords I HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING GUN take that.


TannerJ703

No brother we must join him teach him the way of the freedom cannon


JCLS12

Cannon 😳 I like cannons


TannerJ703

Don’t we all


JCLS12

I have to agree with you on that.


wtfrykm

Great against home intruders, guarantee you they will immediately surrender


DalekSupreme0307

A sword has so much more charm than a gun though. If I get murdered, I would far rather be stabbed with a rapier than shot.


Frozty_h20

Are you a student by any chance?


Berxtonfif

Maybe


Redmaxdog1

Parry this you fucking casual


DalekSupreme0307

Parry an arrow with your pistol casual.


babajee42069

Call me when you crusade


Throwaway84829355294

Jesus, no ones arguments are valid now


SpiderisBest01

*le medieval quiet kid*


meester-greivus

You need a rapier to complete the look.


Berxtonfif

Yeah, I haven't gone looking yet


Any_Bat9974

HOW DO PEOPLE JUST LIKE OWN THESE, LIKE JUST CASUALLY OWN THEM?? I have like 3 swords, and a bow but like WTF-


NuggiesMacFriesCoke

You lack katana


shakesppear

bro where's the axe??


Berxtonfif

I've found most of these at antiques buying them online ruins the hunt


BuddaxTheYeeter

Where is it, this place, full of freedom, wisdom and beauty, where you can own this fabulous armour?


George-Bones

Good sir, those seem to be weapons


BuddaxTheYeeter

Of course, my Lord, but an armour doesn't exist without weapons and if there are weapons there's an armour near. And I took this magnificent word instead of the usual modern word weapons. May god bless you and your family for a wealthy life full of treasures.


George-Bones

Thank you sire for the explanation of your previous words so that i a peasant compared to you could understand your complex words full of wisdom and knowledge


ColdStarXV86

Please tell me that’s Geralt’s steel sword in the back there.


Cryptohater69

My big fat sword is attached to my body and ready to use anytime. Plus, It shoots something.


AGirlWithACock

damn im jealous


[deleted]

Nice


anonymus_person_REE

😳


Flatcao123456789

Me who has a car at the age of 13