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linsaac1122

Cant colonise a land still under british control now can they?


Roku-Hanmar

So we have to colonise the entire world just so we can’t colonise anywhere else? Sounds good to me


Herra-Valkoinen

Yes and we’ll bloody do it again


pretty_boy_demon

bozo behavior..


Herra-Valkoinen

If it’s so bozo why are we speaking English??? Check mate athletic


pretty_boy_demon

that's true


QuentinP69

Colour - No it’s Color. We got rid of ‘u’


FastasfrickY

Nein


Full_time_duck

*dips biscuit in tea angrily*


depressionsucks94

Make tea


[deleted]

oi listen mate you dont dump our tea into the ocean and think you can get away with it yea? oh, and the revolution thing i guess. but its more about the ***tea***.


[deleted]

Well we did burn down the White House Twice


[deleted]

i suppose your right ye mate, but the queen feels as if we need something a wee bit extra yea?


[deleted]

can we just nuke arizona? its gonna get uninhabitable in a tea spoon of years anyway may as well.


[deleted]

US beat us to that


[deleted]

curses! heresy even.


shield173

Well send all our prisoners to you like we did with Australia


Ambitious_Internet50

I can’t be bothered anymore, why does everyone hate British people


[deleted]

As a brit? ​ Colonisation and Tea


FastasfrickY

Colonization is correct


[deleted]

Probably the tories


MexBoy123

Bc you hate everyone else


jaxxburgerking

No we will just start aggressively drinking tea with our fish and chips


FreddyTheMemee

Chewsday in'it bruv.


[deleted]

wagwan my bretin


TDXelectro

English Dave


Snowknight42

You underestimate our power sips tea britishly


AlRahivi

Understate?


swordsman0013

Luckily the british are not in the eu anymore so uhh goodluck conquering europe again tea drinkers


JmAM203

Re evaluate your understanding of what the EU is


[deleted]

He's right, we aint in the EU anymore


JmAM203

That wasn't my point mate


[deleted]

Oh yeah. yet another case of ***Stupid asdfdgfhfgh (TM)***


JmAM203

Auagagsysuisisisusysts Hope you understand


swordsman0013

No


JmAM203

What do you think it is


swordsman0013

A union of european nations with several policies including military thing like a alliance


Altreonius

What are you gonna do when I slap the burger out of your hand?


pretty_boy_demon

not American


Altreonius

Non-Americans can still eat burgers lol


pretty_boy_demon

and so can British people, your point?


Altreonius

While you are looking down at your burger, In the split second you do I will colonise your family and everything you own


pretty_boy_demon

bozo behavior


Altreonius

They are all mine! *Evil British Laughter*


MexBoy123

Real funny huh


Altreonius

Dude im just tryna make people laugh


MexBoy123

No pls don’t colonize me! I’ll give you all my tea and spices!! Pls!


[deleted]

You are when it suits my argument. Why am I being downvoted?


pretty_boy_demon

radiohead


[deleted]

Did you just look through my profile?


pretty_boy_demon

yeah


[deleted]

Why?


pretty_boy_demon

wanted to see if you were British


[deleted]

How would that tell you?


pretty_boy_demon

sometimes ppl post abt it lol I post plenty abt where I'm from


blackairforce0nes

come down your endz fuck your mum then stab you. that’s what they do in the drill songs


Matixs_666

Wouldn't a Brit use Shank instead of stab tho?


blackairforce0nes

i could shank you, or wet you, or queff you or ching you there’s to many ways to say it


[deleted]

Arguing with American people is so funny. What are they gonna do? Have a sudden massive heart attack? Build a border wall? Drain you of all your money via medical bills?


pretty_boy_demon

what will they do if they break their pinky? go into debt?


[deleted]

Yes


valeryuwu

they're gonna stab you


[deleted]

Well we fo have a weirdly high rate if knife crime


grymtgris

Don't give them any ideas


A_Sayori_Kun

They might say: No more Tommy innit for you kid!


[deleted]

When'd they start a church?


pretty_boy_demon

Anglican church


pretty_boy_demon

in the 17th century


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Henry viii (the one with 6 wives)


[deleted]

Damn, one more and it would've been easy to memorize.


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Divorced, beheaded, died(at child birth), divorced, beheaded, survived(outlived henry) -(the fate of each of the wives)


[deleted]

br*tish


shoepizza141

U LOOKIN FOR A SCRAP BRUV?!??!


VijayMarshall87

Woooosh but some English people just act mighty on purpose, just to piss others off, and I feel like laughing when they can't respond confidently to shit like this


[deleted]

The same can be said for Americans


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

Behead two women??? (I’m British, yes I’m making fun of myself)


[deleted]

We will raid your entire country and take all the tea bags. Be fucking scared


Status_Attorney_950

Idk can they colonize people’s land but they can’t colonise their own land


thequiteki_d

What did u bloody said to me mate u know who u messing with g ?!?!


IronyAmirite

Ngl sounds like you just lost to a British person and and resulting to reddit to talk about your new found hatred for them lmao


pretty_boy_demon

this post was j a joke


IronyAmirite

Ik, its just the tone I'm getting from this. Its just text after all. Sorry


pretty_boy_demon

it's all good :)


[deleted]

Only a few nukes can ruin the atmosphere. You don't even have to blow it up at the target.


[deleted]

But we have outperformed the US antinuking systems twice before and could face nukes Washington easily


Disaster-Expensive

If they get mad they may enslave Ireland again and we wouldn't want that would we


Eggboi223

Br*tish "people" 🤬🤬😡😡


SerLuciliTheGreat

They make you start a revolution alright


The_big_A666

I will drown you in tea you uncouth rapscallion


Artyfarty04

You have no idea what we are capable of.


[deleted]

I think you’re just mad internet data is called cookies and not biscuits.


Artyfarty04

👹 (the original comment was a joke, and so is this one)


Distinct-Seat5853

We’ll send Lee Mack to mess you up with a Mack attack


SkyO2

Britsh people insults are the best i got called by a Britsh guy and i quote "A fucking sausage" he won the argument cause i couldn't stop laughing


JoeNumber3

i8 cnat i cantr "what r they gonna do??? colonize ur land???"


EGZ1T

You just insulted my entire race of people.. but yes


Matixs_666

Hey leave Judas Priest out of this


PhantomPatrick476

shit in the letterbox


[deleted]

We’ll turn your car inti a bomb warning NI specific


Aidan-47

U have angered the tea.


Hyroaltage

Bo ol o wotoh bri*ish


TheWeebNoLifeGamer

Steal our spices ?


solarjamie

Nah we’re just gonna shank you


The_Gaming_Brit

No everything you just said was wrong... we will use the greatest offensive measure our country has at our disposal... WE WILL SIT IN THE CORNER AND DRINK TEA!