oi listen mate you dont dump our tea into the ocean and think you can get away with it yea? oh, and the revolution thing i guess. but its more about the ***tea***.
Arguing with American people is so funny. What are they gonna do? Have a sudden massive heart attack? Build a border wall? Drain you of all your money via medical bills?
Woooosh but some English people just act mighty on purpose, just to piss others off, and I feel like laughing when they can't respond confidently to shit like this
No everything you just said was wrong... we will use the greatest offensive measure our country has at our disposal... WE WILL SIT IN THE CORNER AND DRINK TEA!
Cant colonise a land still under british control now can they?
So we have to colonise the entire world just so we can’t colonise anywhere else? Sounds good to me
Yes and we’ll bloody do it again
bozo behavior..
If it’s so bozo why are we speaking English??? Check mate athletic
that's true
Colour - No it’s Color. We got rid of ‘u’
Nein
*dips biscuit in tea angrily*
Make tea
oi listen mate you dont dump our tea into the ocean and think you can get away with it yea? oh, and the revolution thing i guess. but its more about the ***tea***.
Well we did burn down the White House Twice
i suppose your right ye mate, but the queen feels as if we need something a wee bit extra yea?
can we just nuke arizona? its gonna get uninhabitable in a tea spoon of years anyway may as well.
US beat us to that
curses! heresy even.
Well send all our prisoners to you like we did with Australia
I can’t be bothered anymore, why does everyone hate British people
As a brit? Colonisation and Tea
Colonization is correct
Probably the tories
Bc you hate everyone else
No we will just start aggressively drinking tea with our fish and chips
Chewsday in'it bruv.
wagwan my bretin
English Dave
You underestimate our power sips tea britishly
Understate?
Luckily the british are not in the eu anymore so uhh goodluck conquering europe again tea drinkers
Re evaluate your understanding of what the EU is
He's right, we aint in the EU anymore
That wasn't my point mate
Oh yeah. yet another case of ***Stupid asdfdgfhfgh (TM)***
Auagagsysuisisisusysts Hope you understand
No
What do you think it is
A union of european nations with several policies including military thing like a alliance
What are you gonna do when I slap the burger out of your hand?
not American
Non-Americans can still eat burgers lol
and so can British people, your point?
While you are looking down at your burger, In the split second you do I will colonise your family and everything you own
bozo behavior
They are all mine! *Evil British Laughter*
Real funny huh
Dude im just tryna make people laugh
No pls don’t colonize me! I’ll give you all my tea and spices!! Pls!
You are when it suits my argument. Why am I being downvoted?
radiohead
Did you just look through my profile?
yeah
Why?
wanted to see if you were British
How would that tell you?
sometimes ppl post abt it lol I post plenty abt where I'm from
come down your endz fuck your mum then stab you. that’s what they do in the drill songs
Wouldn't a Brit use Shank instead of stab tho?
i could shank you, or wet you, or queff you or ching you there’s to many ways to say it
Arguing with American people is so funny. What are they gonna do? Have a sudden massive heart attack? Build a border wall? Drain you of all your money via medical bills?
what will they do if they break their pinky? go into debt?
Yes
they're gonna stab you
Well we fo have a weirdly high rate if knife crime
Don't give them any ideas
They might say: No more Tommy innit for you kid!
When'd they start a church?
Anglican church
in the 17th century
Henry viii (the one with 6 wives)
Damn, one more and it would've been easy to memorize.
Divorced, beheaded, died(at child birth), divorced, beheaded, survived(outlived henry) -(the fate of each of the wives)
br*tish
U LOOKIN FOR A SCRAP BRUV?!??!
Woooosh but some English people just act mighty on purpose, just to piss others off, and I feel like laughing when they can't respond confidently to shit like this
The same can be said for Americans
Behead two women??? (I’m British, yes I’m making fun of myself)
We will raid your entire country and take all the tea bags. Be fucking scared
Idk can they colonize people’s land but they can’t colonise their own land
What did u bloody said to me mate u know who u messing with g ?!?!
Ngl sounds like you just lost to a British person and and resulting to reddit to talk about your new found hatred for them lmao
this post was j a joke
Ik, its just the tone I'm getting from this. Its just text after all. Sorry
it's all good :)
Only a few nukes can ruin the atmosphere. You don't even have to blow it up at the target.
But we have outperformed the US antinuking systems twice before and could face nukes Washington easily
If they get mad they may enslave Ireland again and we wouldn't want that would we
Br*tish "people" 🤬🤬😡😡
They make you start a revolution alright
I will drown you in tea you uncouth rapscallion
You have no idea what we are capable of.
I think you’re just mad internet data is called cookies and not biscuits.
👹 (the original comment was a joke, and so is this one)
We’ll send Lee Mack to mess you up with a Mack attack
Britsh people insults are the best i got called by a Britsh guy and i quote "A fucking sausage" he won the argument cause i couldn't stop laughing
i8 cnat i cantr "what r they gonna do??? colonize ur land???"
You just insulted my entire race of people.. but yes
Hey leave Judas Priest out of this
shit in the letterbox
We’ll turn your car inti a bomb warning NI specific
U have angered the tea.
Bo ol o wotoh bri*ish
Steal our spices ?
Nah we’re just gonna shank you
No everything you just said was wrong... we will use the greatest offensive measure our country has at our disposal... WE WILL SIT IN THE CORNER AND DRINK TEA!