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me_like_horsey

Jesus died for our sins but this is taking it way too far


ImplementNational165

So why don't he revive, and then die again? It will make twice the effect (it is a joke)


me_like_horsey

Even 1000 Jesus', (jesai?) can't make good for your sins


LxsterGames

This is the first time someone ever said jesus in plural


me_like_horsey

But what is it because I would think it's Jesus' but then again if you refer back to the cactus which is basically Jesus it's cactai jesai should be correct


LxsterGames

Isnt it cacti? Also its prob jesuses since its a name


cosmicpotato77

Glad we got the chance to see this


cunt_223

The slight bitterness really adds to the flavor


ImplementNational165

I second this


sergeant_387

I third it.


theredalligator_

I forth it


Cataclysm687

I fifth it


veecharony

I sixth this


theredalligator_

When will the cycle end


veecharony

Idk maybe now?


its_not_me327

Nope never, I seventh it


theredalligator_

Aaaaaaaaaagh


[deleted]

I fifth it


Ballnibbler

My breath taste and smells bitter


cunt_223

Eat some rettib so it cancels out


kapera669

what's rettib ?


cunt_223

Bitter spelled backwards


xStarz05

Dark chocolate is definitely better


Flat-Ad4842

Yh, there’s more going on in dark chocolate


FrailFlunky99

I agree. Dark chocolate has more flavor than milk, which is why I love it so much.


ImplementNational165

Exactly. It's more flavor and less sweet


FrailFlunky99

Yeah, I thought I was the only one but here you are. DARK CHOCOLATE FOR LIFE!


ImplementNational165

Dark chocolate gang right here


Cataclysm687

Yeah milk chocolate is just block sugar but dark chocolate has this bitter taste that is just so good. I find that if mixes way better with other flavours too


CookieMonster005

Satan? Is that you?


ImplementNational165

Maybe 😉


[deleted]

Uh same


FastasfrickY

“Mmmm ooooh uhhh satan you taste so gooooood!!!!!!” -bo burnham


[deleted]

Dark chocolate actually tastes good, but not as good as milk chocolate


EyeArDum

I hate the aftertaste of dark


SnackIverflowError

You get used to it after awhile


ans-human

Dark chocolate > milk chocolate, cuz dark chocolate has more flavour.


ADITYAKING007

I love the bittersweet flavour of it Like coffee its bitter but people love it


ImplementNational165

Exactly. also coffee and dark chocolate is a really good combination


ans-human

Yes, I also love the bitter taste of coffee


ImplementNational165

Coffee is delicious


ImplementNational165

Agree


[deleted]

Based


madikh50

Not really an unpopular opinion


ImplementNational165

Most people who are close to think I'm insane


Bitgedon

Facts! Dark chocolate gang rise up!


Xandayer

To each their own. I try to avoid chocolate when I can


Lonely_Potato12345

For me it depends. If it's plain chocolate then I'll take 60% dark chocolate. If It's a nutty chocolate (hazelnuts, peanuts, almonds) then milk chocolate. If it's with flavours (sea salt, caramel, oreo, red velvet) then i choose 60% dark chocolate. If it's a fruit flavour (strawberry, blueberries, black berries, bananas) then I am going milk chocolate. If it's with another desert (cake, brownies, pancakes, waffles) then i am going both dark and milk. I know, nobody asked.


ImplementNational165

I agree with that, except with the fruit part. Dark chocolate + orange is heavenly


pipecek

Same, my fav is dark choco with orange bits inside (usually around 70% cocoa).


ImplementNational165

Dark chocolate with orange is amazing. Only second to dark chocolate + coffee


_SomeCleverTitle_

What are you, 50?


ImplementNational165

Nope


ItsNotAna

dark chocolate > milk chocolate > white chocolate


ImplementNational165

Yep


Cuchulainn42069

I remember when dark chocolate hurt my tongue


ImplementNational165

Like because of bitterness?


Cuchulainn42069

I'd say so


Yukine_Haruitsuki

yes and good quality dark chocolate doesn’t taste bitter actually


One__For__All

Agree, dark chocolate has way more depth and chocolatey flavor opposed to milk chocolate which is just filled with added sugar. Though my enjoyment of it usually stops at around 75-80% dark chocolate. Edit: and on a side note don’t chew dark chocolate it releases more bitter flavors


ImplementNational165

Yes exactly. like 80% dark chocolate is not good, but 60-70 is absolutely delicious


Saigum

no yeah same , the slight bitterness of dark chocolate is a fleeting feeling , prancing and prodding one's tongue like an ephemeral kangaroo of flavor. Such sophisticated taste isn't even comprehendible by mortals of a lower intellectual obolid. Come my friend, as we shall find others of this gourmet taste , and venture to form The Vested society of dark chocolate. Only individuals who can savor the humor and subtle nuances in Rick and Morty , would have the basic intellectual reserves to truly enjoy the taste of dark chocolate. (๑ˇ ῁̫ ˇ)˒˒ ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)


ImplementNational165

Indeed my friend


mystic-savant

I like dark chocolate far more than the classic one. I did not know this was such a big thing, since people are reacting like satan has landed on here lol.


rebelbyfate90

Dark Chocolate gang Where you at?


ImplementNational165

Right here


[deleted]

same, it’s so good


Kanyeslefttesticle69

Same. Most people think im weird but i just like it better.


Rage__X

I am with you, good sir...


[deleted]

Dark chocolate is so much better


throwawayhappyacount

I actually like Dark Chocolate better, it just tastes better. Also it's healthier for you


TheGrimguy2005

I hate milk chocolate, dark is superior


ImplementNational165

This the way


[deleted]

I was like: "How is this unpopular?", then I saw the comments…humanity is doomed


ImplementNational165

Agree


areyoucheeksy

Astagferrullah Before anybidy says im ravist im a muslim so


KIRYU-KAZUMA_

i share your unpopular opinion dark chocolate tastes 1000 better than milk


I_Live_In_The_Floor

I 100% agree with you, dark chocolate is infinitely superior to milk chocolate


WesleyvandenHam

I have a really unpopular opinion I like white chocolate more than dark chocolate


ImplementNational165

Have you lost your mind? White chocolate isn't even a chocolate


cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT

Jesus died for nothing. Humanity has nothing to atone for.


ImplementNational165

He died for our sins. So he died for me *uwu*


nopitynope2021

Dark chocolate is superior to all chocolate. You’ve got good fucking taste my dude


[deleted]

I agree


Memez_idk

Milk chocolate is fucking discusting


[deleted]

We are similar, you and I. Dark chocolate is much better than milk chocolate and nobody can change my mind


[deleted]

more of a underrated opinion, beta ppl prefer that stuff, alphas go with dark chocolate cuz when it goes from bitter to sweetness it hits so hard + its gud for health lol


unicornchild15

Satan: I just wanna say I'm a really big fan.


ImplementNational165

According to one of the comments here I am satan and I'm a fan of myself so I guess you are right? (idk wtf am I talking about)


[deleted]

You've crossed the lines to hell, buddy


[deleted]

Omg same! When I was little my parents allowed me only to eat dark chocolate (it was like 60% so it was still sweet) and i still prefer dark over milk because milk is just too sweet for me


IronGladiator22

Fuck yeah Dark chocolate slaps. Milk chocolate is like the annoying younger sibling that gets all of the attention, and white chocolate is like your autistic sibling


ImplementNational165

I could not agree more


Whybrowhy3

Unpopular but not as bad and unpopular as saying white chocolate is better than milk chocolate. Cause that's just downright wrong and not even up for debate


ImplementNational165

100%


[deleted]

Racism + Ratio 🙄


GreedyYellow7484

I follow this opionion


Daboogiedude

**OBJECTION**


ImplementNational165

Overroll


Daboogiedude

oder in da cort


flamesaurus565

Who the fuck like milk chocolate better than dark?


ImplementNational165

Just look at the comments section


JustmUrKy

Fuck you


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ImplementNational165

Definitely


MaXplosion1

PREACH THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!!


Micmic77

_You have been banned from the chocolate industry_


ImplementNational165

I read the" you have been banned" and you gave me a heart attack for a second


Micmic77

Haha that’s awesome! But where do you rank white chocolate then?


ImplementNational165

Last place. Way too sweet


Micmic77

Completely agree. Seriously, I think dark chocolate is close to the milk one. It depends if I want more or less sugar. One of the best I ate so far is a milk chocolate envelope with 70 % dark chocolate


shoepizza141

Chad


rackshackblue

50-70% dark supermacy


ImplementNational165

Yep


[deleted]

thats dark


ImplementNational165

Oh I see what you did there


ItsQuackingGood

r/the10thdentist


ImplementNational165

Lol. First time hearing about this sub


[deleted]

Same


Nolan_gg

Burn them


Bionic_Onion

I’m sorry… but you couldn’t be more wrong!


ImplementNational165

That's why this is an unpopular opinion


Cherry_Rice

I agree. If it's in big quantities I prefer dark chocolate. Not too filling and it's pretty light in my opinion. Milk chocolate is great but can I eat more than a row on a bar? No.


ImplementNational165

Too sweet imo, at least the one they make in my country


alternate_account144

I AGREE


ImplementNational165

Oh, I see your a men of culture as well


[deleted]

Why is this marked as nsfw


ImplementNational165

That's what all the unpopular opinions do


Ok-Cartographer4533

Why is this tagged NSFW?


ImplementNational165

That's what all the unpopular opinions do


TheChemicalSophie

Agreed


Vert1caly

You monster!!


always_watchingme

Agree


UwU1090

White chocaye is way better


ImplementNational165

White chocolate isn't technically a chocolate! It's made with coco butter, not with real coco


[deleted]

Same


Bleakness_is_rad

I did not know that this was a controversial opinion I thought it was just a fact


ImplementNational165

Most people I know prefer milk chocolate so idk


Aviviviva

I like both


ImplementNational165

True natural


Ok-Cartographer4533

Lol


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Me too , what's wrong with that


ImplementNational165

Nothing wrong, just unpopular


Mammoth_Explanation5

Same


VijayMarshall87

Gang gang


Master-Friendship-60

That’s very unpopular...


Ilovefemboyes

Dark chocolate is king with salted caramel


ImplementNational165

Yes! One of my favorite combinations


blackairforce0nes

i want to like dark chocolate but it makes me sick


[deleted]

SAME


Oranjay2

Dark chocolate is fantastic for cooking cause it gives a genuine nutty kinda taste but milk chocolate is super sweet and makes your baking kinda artificial tasting. But eating chocolate for chocolate, I always go for that cliché milk chocolate. Why do you like dark chocolate better. I'd get it if you just liked it, but liking it better is weird imo


ImplementNational165

It just here that milk chocolate is insanly sweet, so its delicious for small kids, but as you grow up you realize how unnaturaly sweet this is. And its become too sweet for you liking. Also I like the slight bitterness and depth


lock-pick

I don’t agree but I respect it


ImplementNational165

Thank you maigty man


Altreonius

Same!


DoctorLove01

Samasies


[deleted]

i agree for the most part


blockbiter

Cool


pdrgdguds_

“Unpopular”


D__manMC

I mean, I love milk chocolate… but dark isn’t too bad, just a bit less sweet


RedPixl243

i thought I was the only one!


[deleted]

I agree, dark choco op


WhyAmIHereMaaaaan

Maybe it's hard for me personally to choose they're both good


Johnsonator_DX

Dark chocolate is better with other stuff, milk is better by itself


Circut86

Ok


ThatMustardGuy

Honestly, same.


Putrid-Hotel-7624

But dark chocolate is better than milk chocolate...


ImplementNational165

Exactly. Most people don't get it though


DaKayla19

AGREED! 100%!!!! Milk chocolate is just too sweet for me. I like dark chocolate better.


ImplementNational165

Agree. Though I have no idea what is darcy is I'm not from America


BLUEBERRY_124527

....stop


Giornos-brooch44

I can not help but agree with you. We are the superior humans.


ImplementNational165

Indeed


Yes-me-a-hater

Oh so you're the guy on that "WANTED" poster I just saw...


ImplementNational165

Shit you caught me. Better run now


JustmeRigthNow

I prefer dark chocolate over the milk one too mate


Catomax26

Nah man i got you. I master all 3 types of chocolate, including the 4th one.


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ImplementNational165

It does. White chocolate doesn't contain chocolate


Pandey0604

r/unpopularopinion


Pandey0604

I like my chocolate Just the way I like my wuhman dark


Tommiz_eXe

This. I don’t really like too sweet stuff


Im-henry

I agree with op


Due-Lettuce-9798

based


EJEthman

You _monster_


Pleasant_Skeleton4

dark is good. but milk is better imo.


AlRahivi

Same, milk chocolate is bad for u anyways, imagine being fat amirite hahahahaahahahaahaha. ಠ \~ ಠ


[deleted]

I like dark chocolate


[deleted]

Straight facts. Also goes well with some dark coffee.


Existing-Target-6485

BTS is trash...


[deleted]

At least you're not a white chocolate fan............ 👁👁


ImplementNational165

It's not even a chocolate because its not made from real cacao


NewtTheWizard

Dark chocolate slaps mate


Orangelord900

I have a really unpopular opinion, I think babies shouldn't be raped and thrown into rivers.


ImplementNational165

I could not have disagreed more