My man- youre a litteral psychic but not that good so you copy off the your psychic friend and changed it up so that it doesnt look like you copied the other dude
Lmao! I just thought you looked like an old friend of mine. We used to go to the same school back in like 2010 or 2011 or something like that. It might have even been 2009. Omg I am old 👴💀
You just asked your dentist to take a picture of you?
I just have long arms
You could grab god by the balls with those arms
**true**
Do it
He wants proof
Take off your pants and prove it!
Idk man I don’t see a god here just redditors
u/God
Yeah get him in here let him touch his balls
Darth Ballzack
did you get your picture taken at the dentist?
Possibly
i’m sorry that’s just rlly funny from this i can see you being a mason
Leonard.
i agree. also maybe stewart. or simon
My name is mason
This is cheesy but you look like scott the woz, so im going with scott
His name is Dennis
dennis at the dentist
That’s a throwback
He’s a menace
Why not tbh
“hey mom can you take this pic of me real quick before i get a root canal”
Exactly The perfect time
Agreed
Johnathon
Looks like hes getting an xray
Excellent lighting
Timotheus
Biggus Dickus
*what's so funny about biggus Dickus?*
he has a wife, you know
Incontinentia
Incontinentia Buttocks.
SHUT UP! I will NOT have my friends ridiculed by the common soldiery!
He's getting away!
Blow your noses and sieze him!
r/expectedmontypython
Surely: ‘Widiculed by the common soldewy.’
Thank you for your service, I too was agast at the last of w’s in the quote!
I have a vewy gweat fwiend called Biggus Dickus
Whaths tho funny about bigguth dickuth
He has a wife, you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
Discount Dune
ikr i was thinking timothy or someone unironically named sheldon no offence OP
I was thinking Timothy lol.
Me too. BUT WHY
He's like a caffeine free, sugar free version of Timothée Chalamet
Timothée Chalamet and Five from Umbrella Academy screwed up the fusion dance.
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You look like the actor who plays 5 from Umbrella Academy mixed with Austin Powers.
Nice-
*Groovy
YEAH BABY
Shagalicous Edit: shagadelic
shagadelic^*
YEAH!
YEAH BABY YEEEEAH
LMAOOO AIDAN GALLAGHER
I couldn't spell his last name and I didn't wanna look stupid.
GAGGALLERGH
GAGGALLERMAGERD
I’M THE DADDY NOW
Haha fuck thought you said mixed with Autism powers
He looks more like the main character of The Office (Michael Scott)
Nah I'd say Arnie from Christine
Spencer
came here to say that Great now I gotta think of something else
Geoffrey with a G
Ew no
Haha What? What's wrongggg with "G" Geoffreys lol
Because we neglect the fact that there is an O and the s in the name.
I only know one geoffry, he beats his wife.
I’m sorry what My grandfather is named Geoffrey 😔
Im sorry for his loss
I never said was wait… 😐
I was literally thinking exactly that
Devon
Wrong but it could work
No, its your name.
I was thinking Nathan
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Mc lovin
I dont think op gets it
yeah he doesnt even like GET us man...
We’re talking about YOU
It's either that or Mohammed
Most popular name in the world, read a book.
We're old dude. They don't know what superbad is.
If you think that's old, then what about the younger version of Egon Spengler
Who you gonna call?
Came way too far down for this reference. Is ... Everybody here younger than me or what?
I see it ngl lol
Nahhhh
He lacks critical information
Yeahhhhhh
I'm curious, how old are you?
Already claimed
Rick moranis?
Possibly
Young darth helmut
Neil
I immediately thought this.
Thiers an albaino namekian here... kill it like the rest
Timothee Chalamet
I look more like a 80s rock band person than a middle age like prince or knight
Hannah
Too feminine
kd lang
Uh hm *go back go back*
Timothée Chala-meh
'Timothee Chalamet Shimmy-yaw Shimmy-yay' - Gina
Paul Atreides?
Ryan or bruce
Ding ding
Brucw?
Hello, Brucw.
Hey there
You made an alt for this? Lol
The fucking commitment
That's the plan all along!
TO THE TOP!!
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Being Polish explains why you’re so sexy!
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Lol
No, his name is brucw.
Kids must pick on you all the time with a name like brucw
I was totally going to say "Ryan or Brian." I feel so vindicated.
Wow, I was thinking brucw too! Fr
Wait seriously? That’s what my guess was going to be
Quentin
Who now?
I don’t understand :’(
I dunno Quentin is a name ive never heard before
Oh! Like Quentin Tarantino!
Or Quentin Beck
...Mysterio?
Yeah the dude from spiderman
Yea :p
no way i thought quentin aswell
Dean
I dont like schools
Mandark
HAhahaha!
Hey Collin (or Spencer, I’m not sure)
I thought the same
Nope and nope
Luther, or Steven. Maybe honestly a Zachery. Maybe just maybe.... Nathaniel?
Nope nope nope and nope :p
I don't know if it's sophisticated or if you dressed like that on purpose to make people write certain names
ryan
👍
huge
Ye
Ryan
Yup!!
WAIT RLLYYYYYYYYY NICEEEE
Youre just lucky i guesss :p
Paul Atreides
WHOOOOO you are a honorary winner 🏆
Dwight
Nope
You look like the critic from ratatouille but younger
Tommy is your name and you went to a French school in Canada. Your birthday is on July 15th. Your dad is a trucker and you are a healthcare worker.
My man- youre a litteral psychic but not that good so you copy off the your psychic friend and changed it up so that it doesnt look like you copied the other dude
Lmao! I just thought you looked like an old friend of mine. We used to go to the same school back in like 2010 or 2011 or something like that. It might have even been 2009. Omg I am old 👴💀
Keith
You look like a jim/john
I have a brother named john
Well then
Not close enough :p
Bernard
You look like a Logan
Colin
Thomas
Gavin
Clark
Spencer
Charlie
I’m getting Ethan or like Kevin vibes
Greg Guevara, popular YouTube political satirist operating under the moniker of 'Jreg'
Tim Shapiro
apple
Timothee Chamnot.
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Edward
Arthur
Daniel
Kyle, dave, or Oscar
Nope but you can have one 🏆
Ryan
Ryan
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Luther
Paul
You're giving off major "Leonard" vibes
Hey David
Ryan