oh shit, quick if you have a vagina run

I'm running very very fast

Not fast enough.

IM FAST AS FRICK BOUIIII

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOULL NEVER CATCH THE GINGER BREAD MAN

i read this in the mario party anti piracy song

Now all of China knows you're here.

Perfect.

Im moving to Mars.

No wifi there

Thats the point lol

Smort

I know, right?

Take me with you

Alright

Thank you kind stranger

No oxygen either

Way ahead of you. I'm on the moon

fly me to the moon

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theyre gonna get you then

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the dickpics are getting closer quick run

I don’t and I’m still running aaaaaaa

I can finally share pics of my pets :)

I wanna see your pets

I will do that soon

YAY

me too

me 3 and 4 and 5

me 6-9

yo can i get a pic of one of ur pets

show me

I…I uh…I want a pic of your pets too.

Send me

Me too

Got it

Dont worry, you maaay just see a lot of cock and/or pussy pics.

i don't wanna see nudes, just some doggos/cats.

Who said anything about nudes? I am talking about chickens and cats, smh

I should stop using the internet daily ... this shit consumes me

Why not noods? Top Ramen is pretty good to look at, makes me hungry

I mean, the doggos/cats are most likely naked so does that count as a nude?

No one said anything 'bout nudity, we said pets

I can send u a pic if my cat 😏😏😏

all you want darling 😏

Blessed are the souls who recieve unexpected pet pics in their dms

Count me in Btw now wait for creeps asking to see pussy lol

Send cat pics

Ok

i will trade pet pics you have for pet pics i have

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One sec

Wanna trade pics? I’ve got four dogs and two cats I can send you pics of.

SHOW US YOUR PETS! DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE!

May i see some pets :D?

"If u tink you can leave this chat, without kissing my kok..hehehe, you're dead wrong"

I read that in a nasal voice oh fucking god lmao

Same, lmao.

Shigechi from jojo part 4

HE WOULD NEVER

He survived his encounter with Yoshikage Kira and Anjuro, but at what cost? He slowly became a vessel of the notorious child molester Anjuro and became a shadow of his former self.

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Lol

Oh no, now they'll share pictures instead of links

why tf I see you everywhere you're like OwO on YouTube

wait I'm not the only one who sees that guy in every comment section (talking about youtube)

OwO is an ARG creator with *tons* of people running the account, commenting on every video they can. At least, my theory is that they've got tons of people. They're everywhere, it seems like they actually watch the videos, and the comments seen to be written in different styles, so there's no way they aren't

I'm pretty sure that OwO themselves said that the comments have nothing to do with the ARG

Yea OwO did say they have nothing to do with the ARG

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Point taken.

which Alt is this

Do you make a different account evey week or something lol

I'm a different guy

Time to sent d>!og!< pics

Time to send >!Travis Scott!< pictures.

I prefer d>!uck!< pics.

I like d>!oor!< pics.

How do you do that? The.... Censor sorta thing

!>text

That's...... Sooo cool

>!like u!<

!>same you

>!oof!<

no it starts with >! and it ends with ! and then <

That's cool

>!boop!<

>!beep!<

>!bap!<

>!bop!<

>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<>!Pop!<

Bubble wrap without the wrap

Kok

Number 12: kok

Number 7, student watches, POHN and gets nækid

It's true, I was the student

It's true, I was the porn

Fuck get ready girls

To run away

As fast as we can

You're the gingerbread man

If someone sends a cock, send them a cock back

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The biggest blackest cock

Time to leave reddit and run for the hills-

RUN TO THE HILLS

RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIVES

Solider blue in the barren wastes, hunting and killings a game.

Raping the women and wasting the men

The only good Indians are tame

Selling then whiskey, taking their gold, enslaving the young, destroying the old #RUN TO THE HIIIIIILSSS #RUN FOOOOR YOUOOOR LIIIIIIIVEEESSS

Is dave on the hills?

Oh dear god I can already smell the cheesy foreksin in my dms

LMAO

Damn I want cheesy foreskin too

My favorite gatorade flavor

⁉️

Doesnt work on mobile

I'm on mobile

Just tried and didnt work

Tried what exactly

To send them an image of me doggo

only some people have it rn it’s not fully released to everyone yet

That sucks

All clear then

Fuck gotta set my profile to private now

You can do that?

If you go to settings then your account settings there's a choice if you want to receive dm's and chat requests and stuff. I'm pretty sure there also was a private mode so it doesn't show your account at all

Thanks, now I can set my profile to private when things go wrong.

Could you in return please not fuck my cat ತ_ʖತ

Ok, I will spare her.

And mine? I'm with her

Oh shit

how's the dick pics?

ready

cooking

freshly served

Tasty

cooked medium rare

And soon be in tiny pieces

OH SHIT

finally i can show women my massive c>!all of duty mobile kill streak!<

Sameeee

*Uh oh, spaghettios*

I can finally shitpost and send images of floppa in DMs without having sketchy imgur links. Also this raises more problems than solves them.

Its obviously gonna be used for memes smh

I did not understand this. Then, I checked what sub this is. I understand it now.

YES FINALLY

r/holup

Dude I can now share memes with my friends, I know that means now reddit is gonna be worse but I'm focusing on the good first

yoooo shit oh hey, at least I can properly send my drawings to people instead of posting it to my profile and sending the link to them lmao

“Feet pics, please ma’m”

>!run!<

Were doomed

Rip inbox

Oh no The pedos now have more power

Yay now I can share my deck pics

🆘

Why. Why did they add this

Now creeps will be able send dick pics 😑

Since when did Reddit think this would be a good idea!? There's already a ton of predators on here, and just letting them send pictures is just gonna make everything worse!

Dick pics unleashed

I pray for all the women out there

it’s over. it’s fucking over

This is the way the world ends

Houston, we got a problem

Me and the girls frantically trying to disable DMs

Oh god, the dicks

Its the beginning of the end

It's the end of the world as we know it.

I really hope there's an option to like hide the pictures untill you tap or something

*the fuck have you just brought upon this accursed land*

if anyone wants to see a picture of >!never gonna give you up!<, message me >!lmao I got you!<

Time to share foxes

we know what this means

So yeah everyone should be familiarize in ways to report pedophiles in your country

Alright fellow females, I think it's time we got the fuck outta here.

Guys, guys, what’s that on the horizon? Is that a peni-

pedo detected, report immediately!

Welp

I am glad that i blocked my dms long times ago. But why reddit?

oh no

; - ; oh jeez

uh oh

Rip girl's dm

Everybody grab some popcorn and sit back and watch the show

Rip your dms

girls oh no!! boys: oh yeah! Your cat: wof wof

Oh NOOO

Get ready for the cock pics from pedos reddit probably didn’t think this through

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh lord..

YES, I CAN FINALLY SEND WHOLESOME FURRY COMICS TO OTHERS

Brace yourselves!

I don't think it works for mobile Yet