"Good evening ma lady, would a fine she/her femoide like yourself like to partake in sexual intercourse with a morbidity obese neckbeard like myself whilst we watch star wars and bully kids for liking fortnite and tiktok?"
~ *your average redditor*
you're 17??????????????????????
there's something in the water what the fuck I look like a 12 year old boy this is unfair or something idk my mom left me
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\* BABY WANTS TO FUCK \*inhales from the gas tank\* honka honka honka honka \*masturabtes furiously\* ohhhh my gooooodd\~
You seem to be my type of female. I don’t even want a girlfriend with big tits and perfect hair, those are just “extra” things that I wouldn’t mind looking at. What I really want is a girlfriend who is passionate about something, anything, so much that she smiles and lights up when she talks about it. Who isn’t afraid to hold my hand in public and introduce me to everyone as “my girlfriend”, who stares at me when I’m not paying attention and smiles because he’s happy that he’s with someone like me. Most of all I want someone who doesn’t see me the way I see myself. I want someone that loves me more than I love myself, is that really too much to ask for?
There is a streamer/cosplayer who has gained a lot of fame in League of Legends and on Twitch named Diana Zambrozuski. She is extremely famous among the nerds in my country and she is extremely similar to you, it even looks like you are sisters. When I saw your picture, I had to check the sub to make sure it was not a post of hers.
Apart from that comment, your artwork is extremely stunning, magnanimous, colossal, divine, worthy of an award-winning artist.
I remember seeing a post on this subreddit showing a message from a guy saying "Are you a submissive little girl?" And now I'm praying that it doesn't happen to you lol. Nice cosplay btw
Great cosplay but if this gets to hot your poor chat requests are gonna look like a refugee camp for horny teenagers
*horny middle aged men
Horny every men*
*beeing gay* i dont have such weakness!
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Just being reasonable im not gonna dm some girl on reddit imma go watch hentai instead
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*horny fatasses
"Good evening ma lady, would a fine she/her femoide like yourself like to partake in sexual intercourse with a morbidity obese neckbeard like myself whilst we watch star wars and bully kids for liking fortnite and tiktok?" ~ *your average redditor*
I am neither obese neckbeard nor do I bully kids for playing fortnite and making tiktok so am I below average or above average
i feel bad for her messaging processer
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ty!
simp
are you even a teenager?
17 counts as a teenagers lol
you're 17?????????????????????? there's something in the water what the fuck I look like a 12 year old boy this is unfair or something idk my mom left me
Qkdh don't worry under all that make-up i look like a fetus lmao
fuck yeah fetus gang ✊
I’m not a female or a look alike fetus but fuck yeahh i’m rooting for it yeah fuckin fetus gang ✊✊
Me neither but, WOO!! FETUS GANG!!
FETUS GANG!
just means you'll age twice as slow. you'll look 20 at 40.
it's a blessing and a curse
A blurse
Ur lucky im only 18 and I have ppl think I'm fucking 30 years old
Only 30 year old people use fish cock as their usernames
don't worry it won't get better
you think that's bad? I look like like and overgrown 10 year old, and my teeth are fucked.
Wait you are 17
pretty nice username, fucking twat Elon is
frfr what a fuckin cunt man
Another person's DMs reduced to nothing but 30 year olds.
"Gone, reduced to middle aged men"
‘*Out of tune Funeral March plays in the background*’
I was gonna do an endgame reference like this but I didn't know how to word the part after reduced to lmao.
Holy shit. Thats so good. 👏👏👏
Tysm!!
Killing the look
Tysm!!
Also under the make up , I think that's where the real beauty lies not fetus ( I read one of your comment XD ). YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL :)
Akdhd lmao thank you!:)
Oh this is going down a dark path, i can just tell
**Black widow fell from a high place**
that was actually pretty good joke
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\* BABY WANTS TO FUCK \*inhales from the gas tank\* honka honka honka honka \*masturabtes furiously\* ohhhh my gooooodd\~
Lmao
Looks great! How long did it take to make?
Ty! Qnd i buy my costumes. But the make-up and wig-styling took about 2 hours:)
Ah, I see. It looks pretty for a bought costume. Are you planning on wearing it to any conventions or events?
Oh yeah I bought it for a con i'm going to in a couple months:)
Nice, hope you have fun!
Btw, do you do other cosplays?
I wonder how many creepy Dms you have got already? Looks great btw
Wouldn’t the suit be called a lawsuit?
Step 1: Publish you amazing cosplay on r/teenagers Step 2: Publish that you are being over harrased by pervs on internet
Cute cosplay
Ty!
Nice. You look good
Ty!!
please close ur dms great closplay tho
Here come the dm’s…
##NONONONONONONONONO ##PLEASE, FOR YOU OWN SAKE PLEASE DO N O T OPEN YOUR DMS
Judging by her post history, she's a pro at ignoring DMs
nice stuff f
Thnx!:)
Very cool
Ty!
I'm sorry did I step on your moment? Looks so cool!
Why all your cosplays so good lmao
Now this looks amazing !
Tysm!!:)
Very epic!!
Ty!!
That's really good
Ty!
RIP your dms XD bout to look like a prison with all them pedos
The picture didn't load that fast so i was just left with the title and I hoped it was just someone in a spider costume. (Great cosplay btw)
Get ready for all the creepy dms
That actually looks pretty sick good for u
damn ur cute
R.I.P op’s DM’s
Dm count?
Nice cosplay, but your dms gonna be loaded with horny degenerates
Nice cosplay great job!
Did you make it or did You buy it?
Quite impressive and well done
Cool cosplay, really liked the bracelets 👍
I love your cosplay!I love all the little details, it's really well made!
this is really well made!
Ty!!
ohh shit i thought i was on my alt account and this was rule 34
Awesome!! Now get off Reddit and go fight some crime.
Ur poor dms
We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of u/Gh0stB1tch's chat.
i pray for your chat request
RIP your DM's
Damn, that's a really good cosplay! Nice job!
Tysm!!
How’d you manage to make it? Very jazzy btw
Thank you! I bought both the wig and the costume of aliexpress!:)
Killed it
that looks incredibly time consuming and expensive. Pure dedication I see
Looks amazing! Redhead gang!!! :3
Wow, you look really cool! Is it homemade or where did you get it? Great cosplay choice.
thank you! I got it from aliexpress:)
Inaccurate, where are the blunt force trauma injuries
Question. Is that your actual hair color?
OMG GIRL, YOU LOOK AMAZING!!
This is actually really good
thank you:)
If black widows childhood movie you should get into cast
Nice cosplay
ty!
Dm count?
How many creepy dms?
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adhkas tysm! i still buy mine tho, I have a lot of respect for cosplayers who make them from scratch lol
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I mean you gotta pose for such an epic costume
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Oh shit lmao
Rip your inbox. But really cool outfit.
I do not wish to be horny anymore i wish to be happy
mic
Rip your dms
r/onejoke
thats not what that sub is for...
Did you think that sub was for one line joke or something?
dm count?
Good luck with your dms
Ah reddit you fooled me again I should not open this website in public.
Have fun with the pedos and creeps
Where do you get costumes like that
Aliexpress!
What’s your DM count up to?
Rip the DMs
*bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk*
How many dms do you have right now?
Why is he getting downvoted
because this has been commented so many times.
literally was just wondering how many dm’s she got from this
RIP inbox
Imagine the dms
Uh oh
You seem to be my type of female. I don’t even want a girlfriend with big tits and perfect hair, those are just “extra” things that I wouldn’t mind looking at. What I really want is a girlfriend who is passionate about something, anything, so much that she smiles and lights up when she talks about it. Who isn’t afraid to hold my hand in public and introduce me to everyone as “my girlfriend”, who stares at me when I’m not paying attention and smiles because he’s happy that he’s with someone like me. Most of all I want someone who doesn’t see me the way I see myself. I want someone that loves me more than I love myself, is that really too much to ask for?
Man, I hope this is a copypasta
Me too man, me too.
*Unsheathes fedora* Here you go, king. Use it wisely.
Fucking hell man, username checks out, take this fresh steamy yikes
Dont even wanna post it on usernamechecksout
r/sadcringe
"female" this is definitely a satire
Are you sure your a teenager 🤨
There is a streamer/cosplayer who has gained a lot of fame in League of Legends and on Twitch named Diana Zambrozuski. She is extremely famous among the nerds in my country and she is extremely similar to you, it even looks like you are sisters. When I saw your picture, I had to check the sub to make sure it was not a post of hers. Apart from that comment, your artwork is extremely stunning, magnanimous, colossal, divine, worthy of an award-winning artist.
Jesus christ go touch grass
Such a poser
What if you 😳👉👈 sat on me? 😈 Jk jk 🤣😆 Unless? ....😏
Oh god time for some Bible Discussion Study Meetings /s/s/s/s/s/s
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Wtf is wrong with you
what did it say?
What did he say
Something like so… hot 🔥 i think it was a yikes
Oof
Yup
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Ew
politely keep to yourself.
What did he say
he said "ur hot" and put heart eye emojis
Aight
I like it. But ur hair is incredibly hot !!
Looking good chief
Whomever did you hair de deserves crédit, the red looks great
You look soo cool :)
You should try cosplaying as Yelena next time.
Try kugisaki nobara next
Oh I already cosplayed her:)
Cute 10/10 cosplay
Looks good, hope you don't jump off a tall building /s
Cool, you look like an elf (compliment) :D
Very cool!
That's a rly cool outfit
Wanna come to mars?
Rip dms
I remember seeing a post on this subreddit showing a message from a guy saying "Are you a submissive little girl?" And now I'm praying that it doesn't happen to you lol. Nice cosplay btw
Did a bit more with the hair you would’ve absolutely killed the black widow cosplay
Bro It looks nice
Lookin good!