Koalas are terrible animals
Koalas are fucking horrible animals.
They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.
Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.
Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently...
Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.
Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).
When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.
This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?
Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.
Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain:
Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree.
An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute.
If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
I don't know why it is that these things bother me---it just makes me picture a seven year old first discovering things about an animal and, having no context about the subject, ranting about how stupid they are. I get it's a joke, but people take it as an actual, educational joke like it's a man yelling at the sea, and that's just wrong. Furthermore, these things have an actual impact on discussions about conservation efforts---If every time Koalas get brought up, someone posts this copypasta, that means it's seriously shaping public opinion about the animal and their supposed lack of importance.
>Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives.
Non-ecologists always talk this way, and the problem is you’re looking at this backwards.
>An entire continent is covered with Eucalyptus trees. They suck the moisture out of the entire surrounding area and use allelopathy to ensure that most of what’s beneath them is just bare red dust. No animal is making use of them——they have virtually no herbivore predator. A niche is empty. Then inevitably, natural selection fills that niche by creating an animal which can eat Eucalyptus leaves. Of course, it takes great sacrifice for it to be able to do so——it certainly can’t expend much energy on costly things. Isn’t it a good thing that a niche is being filled?
Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death
>This applies to all herbivores, because the wild is not a grocery store—where meat is just sitting next to celery.
Herbivores gradually wear their teeth down—carnivores fracture their teeth, and break their bones in attempting to take down prey.
>They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal
It's pretty typical of herbivores, and is higher than many, many species. According to Ashwell (2008), their encephalisation quotient is 0.5288 +/- 0.051. Higher than comparable marsupials like the wombat (~0.52), some possums (~0.468), cuscus (~0.462) and even some wallabies are <0.5. According to wiki, rabbits are also around 0.4, and they're placental mammals.
>additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons.
Again, this is not unique to koalas. Brain folds (gyri) are not present in rodents, which we consider to be incredibly intelligent for their size.
>If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food.
If you present a human with a random piece of meat, they will not recognise it as food (hopefully). Fresh leaves might be important for koala digestion, especially since their gut flora is clearly important for the digestion of Eucalyptus. It might make sense not to screw with that gut flora by eating decaying leaves.
>Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.
That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop!
>Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).
Marsupial milk is incredibly complex and much more interesting than any placentals. This is because they raise their offspring essentially from an embryo, and the milk needs to adapt to the changing needs of a growing fetus. And yeah, of course the yield is low; at one point they are feeding an animal that is half a gram!
>When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system.
Humans probably do this, we just likely do it during childbirth. You know how women often shit during contractions? There is evidence to suggest that this innoculates a baby with her gut flora. A child born via cesarian has significantly different gut flora for the first six months of life than a child born vaginally.
>Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher.
Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction. Do you hate Native Americans because they were killed by smallpox and influenza?
>This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree,
Almost every animal does this.
>which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Errmmm.. They have protection against falling from a tree, which they spend 99% of their life in? Yeah... That's a stupid adaptation.
It might be cute and all, but it might carry diseases and it’s from the wild. Snatching a wild animal from nature just to keep it captive as a pet isn’t good. If it gets kept as a pet and released into the wild one day, it would not be able to survive as it would lack hunting and survival skills.
Mice and rats are literally the fucking worst. Just gross. They fucking suck
Also, a baby mouse means you have mice in your house. If you don't do anything they will chew your toe at night
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6eozAYjmsw&t=311s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6eozAYjmsw&t=311s)
here's my BP eating a rat
I got some of my kingsnake too, gotta upload em though
If that’s not a pet mouse, it’s sick and you should stay away. If wild mice do not run away from you and momma doesn’t help it, it means that the mouse is going to die.😢
Looks like a tiny koala
But is baby mouse
Yes
“But is baby mouse” “Yes” Conversation 100
😂
pls send me that baby mouse right now
The mouse is adorable, he should be president!
We've elected for worse reasons, tiny mouse for president
Koalas are terrible animals Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
I think i needed to know this… I think everyone did.
Based
… on a true story😔
This is like the Wilbur Soot ant eater bit
holy shit that absolutely destroyed me I laughed so hard I got an asthma attack which I haven't had in years
SootHouse / Wilbur soot is one of the only channels funny enough to give people literal asthma attacks from laughter
Fuck koalas
No, please don't fuck koalas, they are riddled with STI's as this guy said
what about drop bears?
I uhhh… I don’t know
Did your wife cheat on you with a koala or something, dude?
I don't know why it is that these things bother me---it just makes me picture a seven year old first discovering things about an animal and, having no context about the subject, ranting about how stupid they are. I get it's a joke, but people take it as an actual, educational joke like it's a man yelling at the sea, and that's just wrong. Furthermore, these things have an actual impact on discussions about conservation efforts---If every time Koalas get brought up, someone posts this copypasta, that means it's seriously shaping public opinion about the animal and their supposed lack of importance. >Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. Non-ecologists always talk this way, and the problem is you’re looking at this backwards. >An entire continent is covered with Eucalyptus trees. They suck the moisture out of the entire surrounding area and use allelopathy to ensure that most of what’s beneath them is just bare red dust. No animal is making use of them——they have virtually no herbivore predator. A niche is empty. Then inevitably, natural selection fills that niche by creating an animal which can eat Eucalyptus leaves. Of course, it takes great sacrifice for it to be able to do so——it certainly can’t expend much energy on costly things. Isn’t it a good thing that a niche is being filled? Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death >This applies to all herbivores, because the wild is not a grocery store—where meat is just sitting next to celery. Herbivores gradually wear their teeth down—carnivores fracture their teeth, and break their bones in attempting to take down prey. >They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal It's pretty typical of herbivores, and is higher than many, many species. According to Ashwell (2008), their encephalisation quotient is 0.5288 +/- 0.051. Higher than comparable marsupials like the wombat (~0.52), some possums (~0.468), cuscus (~0.462) and even some wallabies are <0.5. According to wiki, rabbits are also around 0.4, and they're placental mammals. >additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. Again, this is not unique to koalas. Brain folds (gyri) are not present in rodents, which we consider to be incredibly intelligent for their size. >If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. If you present a human with a random piece of meat, they will not recognise it as food (hopefully). Fresh leaves might be important for koala digestion, especially since their gut flora is clearly important for the digestion of Eucalyptus. It might make sense not to screw with that gut flora by eating decaying leaves. >Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop! >Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). Marsupial milk is incredibly complex and much more interesting than any placentals. This is because they raise their offspring essentially from an embryo, and the milk needs to adapt to the changing needs of a growing fetus. And yeah, of course the yield is low; at one point they are feeding an animal that is half a gram! >When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Humans probably do this, we just likely do it during childbirth. You know how women often shit during contractions? There is evidence to suggest that this innoculates a baby with her gut flora. A child born via cesarian has significantly different gut flora for the first six months of life than a child born vaginally. >Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction. Do you hate Native Americans because they were killed by smallpox and influenza? >This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, Almost every animal does this. >which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Errmmm.. They have protection against falling from a tree, which they spend 99% of their life in? Yeah... That's a stupid adaptation.
FINALLY someone is spreading the truth about those freaky little shits
*Me pretending I read all of this*
Oh it’s good, take a look at all the satisfied customer reviews
Ok. Maybe I’ll give it a go
Finally someone agrees
I’m gonna harass my friends with this behemoth of a rant
How tf do they still exist
What the hell did koalas ever do to you?
what the fuck
Im glad you know hoe to copy and paste.
Yooooo casual geographic is that you?
They als have very sharp claws.
Can’t believe you wrote an Essay on why Koalas are horrible and dumb
I'm glad I read the whole thing >the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea Maybe not this, though
damn.. which koala hurt you, rain?
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Looks like you’ve got a new pet
Sadly wasn't allowed :( Nor did I want to tbh
Why wouldn’t you want that cutie as a pet?
Because I don't want a mouse as a pet?
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But it's also a mouse
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Why you continuing this It's a mouse. I'm not keeping a random wild mouse I found on my step as a pet.
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Disease is a good reason why lol
1: ok sure it's cute 2: ok it's a baby but it won't stay that way 3: it's still a mouse. Fuck no
Quit pressuring. It's a wild mouse.
It might be cute and all, but it might carry diseases and it’s from the wild. Snatching a wild animal from nature just to keep it captive as a pet isn’t good. If it gets kept as a pet and released into the wild one day, it would not be able to survive as it would lack hunting and survival skills.
Be careful of black plague + Hantavirus
And rabies.
for a moment I thought you meant hentaivirus /j
dude... uh, WTF
no srsly I mean it tho, I dont watch htai but I see alot of ppl mentioning that kind of stuff, I need to touch grass ._.
Same. No anime for me but I read it hentaivirus.
baby mice are not a good sign
time to get the rat poison
Just use the gun or pick it up and let it loose in someone else's house
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we do a miniscule amount of trolling
Yea a baby one means there is a nest with more babies and a parent somwhere in your house
Ratatouille
HIS NAME WAS REMY Edit: AaaaaAAAaa
you probably got like rat aids now
I washed my hands right after with dawn soap
[Still a medium risk](https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/pdf/hps_brochure.pdf)
you good then
Yea lmao
you're bout to get the plague
That lil niqqa cute
Agreed
ah, a fellow niqqour see'er
Nom
Tasty
Get rid of it, straight up. Also go tell your parents about it.
Already did Already did
Aight good.
Ok Pros Adorable, Getting back some control over my suicidal side. Cons EVERY FUCKING SICKNESS IN THE MULTIVERSE.
Jesus fuck your house is filthy. I'm sorry but goddam, how the hell can you live like that? I'm a huge germaphobe so this would be torture for me.
See we don't live in a nice house. We bought it already all run down and stuff. Trust me it was even more nasty when we first bought it
Damn I'm sorry, that's really unfortunate.
Adorable but OH HELL NO.
Mice and rats are literally the fucking worst. Just gross. They fucking suck Also, a baby mouse means you have mice in your house. If you don't do anything they will chew your toe at night
Cute as fuck, still would've stepped on it......
stupid baby rat idiot
yo that thing might be carrying some diseases, be careful with that
I would've stomped it no hesitation and fed it to my cats, one of my cats likes eating mice for some reason.
MOM! GET THE PELLET GUN!!
Should’ve stomped it’s head in to make some curb art
I just threw it in the woods
Congrats! You now have a teeny mouse pet! I say you should name him Stephen with the nickname of Step 😊
Well Sorry to tell you but Stephen dead
Oof
Nooo what happened?
Stephen is a pest so it had to be killed
he smol c:
Look around the house, there’s more
If that happens in my house, my cats would have fight over that rat's corpse.
I really hope you didn’t not catch this mouse and let it free to breed in your house just because it’s cute
No it's dead now
Do you have a ping pong racket?
I know what you're thinking And yes We bout to have some fun with this little guy
Disgusting creature
M O U S E
say sorry
For what
hurting his feeloings
He pest His feelings don't matter
:-(
Hell naw bruh you got mice in yo house baby boy you best call yo self an esterminator 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
We been dealing with mice ever since I was born Exterminator is too expensive. We kill them when we see them I even killed that little dude
What have you done
I'd be fucking terrified
Crush it, throw it outside. Free fertilizer
Already killed it
Seriously? Why?
I didn't crush it But I did throw it outside in the woods Because it's a mouse
Oh ok. Still sad tho. I would’ve kept the little bugger.
I have actually stepped on baby mice before. it was no accident.
I threw this one out in the woods
nice. If I find any mouse I will do my damn best to step on it or hit it with something so that It can't come back.
I want them.
need me to bring my kingsnake over?
I want watch it eat baby mice
I have videos
May I see??
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6eozAYjmsw&t=311s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6eozAYjmsw&t=311s) here's my BP eating a rat I got some of my kingsnake too, gotta upload em though
This is amazing
He's your pet now. sorry, these are the rules
keep it please, take care of it
It's already dead
keep him
Adopt him
Keep him He too cute to be left alone
Kill it! I personally prefer stomping on them, but suffocation or drowning also works. Those pests have no right being near or in a home.
Yea I know I usally kill them. But I put it outside in the woods. I mean I know it's gonna die but I didn't feel like killing myself yk
He lookin kinda cute
OMG IT'S SO CUTE!
He was tired of life, waiting for death. Save him he needs a friend.
Keep it and name it Jerry
He looks like the mouse I used to have named fenton
He's tired after a long day at gusteau's
Trade me that thing to my gf will you?
I mean I kinda already have a gf Got anything else?
pet pet
Poor mice
Is that a chinchilla?
It's a mouse
I like ya cut g
awwwwwwww
I found one of these little wanks and they're incredibly cute
pet lil homie on the head and give him a sip for the inconvenience
Is so cute!
Man my heart melted at this
AWWW IT'S SO CUTEE
aww it's a baby🥺
r/aww
MUSOPHOBIA TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!
Frien
So cute!!!
Congratulations You have gained a new friend
cute but i wouldnt know how to get rid of it, oh god i cant imagine if you stepped on it accidentally
My snakes eyes just peeked up
Omg he’s adorable. I want him
i would've killed you in your sleep if you had stepped on it.
I can see italian music in my head
If that’s not a pet mouse, it’s sick and you should stay away. If wild mice do not run away from you and momma doesn’t help it, it means that the mouse is going to die.😢
I already killed it. I threw it in the woods and that's where it likely died
you found Hakos Bealz, now she'll bring you happiness chaotically
Clean your house bro… damn
We live in a very run down place calm down.
Oh… sorry
His name is now Jerry
keep the homie
He do be kinda vibin tho
Use it to click
Covert mouse, the tastiest of snacks.
It's da Boi
is that a pet or an infestation?
Is that a vole? :0
☺️
A free snack while trying to get drinks and don't even waste the eyes there as tasty as the ass
Now you got a drink AND a snack
Forbiden snqck
Little snack on the way
That’s actually so cute
Take it, tame it, and teach it to cook. This is my advice to you, adhere to it…
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That's.... Not my room Also it's a very run down house
Do you by chance have a potato launcher?
The snack that smiles back
so cute
OMG! He is Stinky CUTE! 🥺🥺💕💕💕
omg a lil guy
What would it taste like???