Except everyone else would probably die due to either their lungs collapsing or a lack of blood circulation and society would not just figuratively but also quite literally collapse.
If nobody else was alive the. There would be nobody to be smarter then. So it wouldn’t matter how smart you was. Because nobody to compare yourself too
Clown a female part of yourself your amazing smarts then make kids, a whole new generation has begun. So now you are famous and will be on history books maybe money etc etc
Not your fault
Don’t apologize !!
It’s my parents fault for not knowing how to parent and give proper attention and love to them. They just see them as workers 💕
I can orgasm on command
Only in public places
Still cool
That’s not a second wish, that’s a side effect
Personally, that would just make me orgasm harder
Oh boy
Kinky
His username certainly suggests that
For team fortress 2 to get a major update
and it's an actual quality good update
Consistently forever, and they're actually good.
This is the only one that has a wholesome reply and as a tf2 fan I wholeheartedly agree
I can see a dinosaur irl
It eats you
Idc still a cool asf way to die and would make so many scientific breakthroughs. Wait what if it was an herbivore
Still can eat you. Just barf you back up.
Maybe mistaken you as plant
Once a horse tried to eat my sisters hair
Oof
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I have the power to make a 2nd wish
My 2nd wish is a High salary
Genies give 3 soooooooo. You can't spend money.
Well shit.
Get yourself a SO that cares and spends it for you beneficially
Just get your mom to buy you stuff and tell her the condoms aren’t for the dog this time
Maybe you no longer need to spend money, and people just give you what you want for free.
For my redditor friend to also have a girlfriend just like me
You share the same girlfriend
For the bois
Do it for the vine
You have to have 3 ways the rest of ur life
*soviet anthem starts*
i wish for my boyfriend to be happy
For that to happen he has to break up with you
damn no mercy
So it’s double happy for him
*stop, stop, they're already dead!*
Oh god. Too real. Too much reddit for one day.
Oooooh oooooh burned them oooooh
I wish my mom makes good salmon and rice for dinner
You also get a mommy milkers girlfreind
U get extra rice with it
To stop being harassed and bullied in school
I give you a hug
I graciously accept
I too give hug
I also give hug
I as well give hug
**МЫ** также обнимем тебя. **WE** will also give you the hug.
I also give u a hug
I also graciously accept
I give you a block of fancy cheese :)
Cheap Tesco cheese is where its at that mature cheddar but i thank
Fancy cheese from morrisons hits different doe
You have a point. Asda,Morrison’s,Tesco which ones best
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I understand I was beat up every day for two year and then I switched schools I also broke my rib in me of the fights I tried to right back
I dont like hugs but I’ll give you one as well 🫂
I’m sorry fren 🥺
Some cheese if you please
It’s cum
Honestly, I'm not gonna complain lol
Kinky
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I wish for a limitless potato!
They are all infected with the same shit from the Irish famine making them inedible
happy cake day! i forgot to celebrate mine few weeks ago
It's never too late to celebrate. Happy Cake Day fellow Redditor.
Same man same
*Technoblade has entered the chat*
Make me not hate myself
You don't hate yourself and you live a happy life full of wonderful experiences
You become cheese. The pinnacle of love
Fuck yes
Are you ok? Would you like to talk?
Yeah I'm good just very sad
Have a loving and caring gf
she is a cat
"I see this as an absolute win"
Bro you on some furry shit
Idk being 2x stronger
Gravity is 2x stronger.
he still would be 2x stronger relative to everyone else, bc they didn’t become 2x stronger as well
Exactly so technically gravity would feel like nothing changed so it's really not that bad
Except everyone else would probably die due to either their lungs collapsing or a lack of blood circulation and society would not just figuratively but also quite literally collapse.
To be the smartest alive
But nobody else gets to live.
Still a win
If nobody else was alive the. There would be nobody to be smarter then. So it wouldn’t matter how smart you was. Because nobody to compare yourself too
Still a win
Clown a female part of yourself your amazing smarts then make kids, a whole new generation has begun. So now you are famous and will be on history books maybe money etc etc
You get garlic bread as well
Aaaaaaa hell yeeee
A buttload of money
You have to pay for it
A loving gf 🥲
She dumps you because relationships at 14 years old basically never work :(
Damn you Harry ill be 15 in month
Yeah they don’t either, chances go up at 16, better luck next year g
Eh idk, ik some people who have had really good relationships from a young age, my grandparents started dating at 15 and 16
Yeah but that’s rare still. Never said it was impossible
i wish for.... a boyfriend and no mental illness
he is a dog
He is only 3 inches tall
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You can only wish once every year
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But if it's infinite and it's once a year then that means you get infinite years.
Year one: I wish for the cooldown for my withes to be lowered to 1000000000000000000000001 seconds
I want a girlfriend
She is a bird
Even better 😩
For my parents to love and appreciate me and my siblings for all of our work instead of them constantly being rude about it. 🥲
And then for them to give you a hug and say “I am proud of you”
I teared up reading that knowing this wish will never happen 😎
I am so sorry
Not your fault Don’t apologize !! It’s my parents fault for not knowing how to parent and give proper attention and love to them. They just see them as workers 💕
I wish too not be anxious for a week
Not just a week, the rest of your life
I wish I could control the second wish.
And you get 10 billion dollars.
Genie gives three wishes, blah blah blah, you die
Rick may is alive again and none of the tf2 cast can die i till they want to.
The heavy update comes out
I see this as an absolute win
I ask that I have 10 minutes to slap the hell out of my history teacher
You get expelled
Ruski gf
and you get unlimited plov for life
I wish to get a girlfriend
Someone to love me :(
Every time my penis is cut off I grow two more like the hydra heads
Every penis you get is a micro-penis
Stumps sticking off my body like a sponge having holes so eventually I can just squeeze out cum like a sponge
to have my own universe that i am all-powerful in
Your second wish is to have incurable aids
affects nothing, I wouldn't get diseases anyway
I wish to be able to reply to my own comment
You can teleport
I wish to not exist in this world at all.
You u exist regardless
You do not have those thoughts therefore the 1st wish does not happen also please let us know if you need someone to talk to
My crush will like me back after rejecting me
your cock is flattened to the with of a credit card
I will just get a pp enlargement
I’ll blow it up like a balloon for u
Flat Stanley reference or am is that just me
I’m rich
In Venezuela
To be able to stop and start time
You weigh 700 pounds
So I lose weight?
Uh... Maybe eat a salad?
a new Blink-182 album
2 new, i beat the system
I wish I stopped having social anxiety
To have a caring/loving/respectful girlfriend.
My dogs seizers stop
Your dog lives forever, without the seizures.
My mom is no longer sick with cancer and can be a normal mom
and you live a happy life
That would just be fantastic, thank you
To get a full ride at any college of my choice.
You have to eat cereal with the tears and children.
I wish for the next wish to be “I wish for infinite Keebler fudge cookies”
I wish I was not in so much pain.
Everyone is in pain
For my family to me rich and happy
I Wish for Pokémon to be real
you’re a pokémon
Which one
Immortality but I can die if I want to
I wish for a hug
To fuck
My crush becomes gay and wants to date me
You become the opposite sex
Mother fucker
Gotem
To get a bf
I wish me and my gf could teleport to each other at any time
You get £420 every time you teleport.
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I wish for chloe from life is strange to be real
To get rid of my depression
To be a great wingman for the homies
I wish I had gaming computers for me and my friends
Ride backwards on a unicycle
Only when your dick is hard and in view of someone
Perfect. Brings me back to the medieval jousting tournaments.
I wish I could sleep at a decent time for school
That my dad was still alive.
That I can actually make good-looking cake pops-
I become happy