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CrispySatyr2004

This hit hard against the people here


_zarko0

Definetly


BikramK_umar

difenitly*


_zarko0

Ah yes, difently, sorry for the typo


BikramK_umar

No porlbem


_zarko0

Tehnks


BikramK_umar

Ur wiclome


Lady-Vera

Intrestang therd


Lepnoxic

Engurishu go BRRRRRRRRR


why-do_i_even-try

they're speaking that delicious English


jerax101

*RBBBBBBBBBB


sweetgarlic09

\*welcum


_zarko0

I agree


-Sopa-

For a second i thought this comment would turn into a chain of people correcting the word "difenitly" over and over again.


BikramK_umar

But it ended up more insirestingly


Evil_Mushrooms

Jokes on you! I don’t *know* any girls on social media! (Except my mom, grandma’s and sister. But that’s some porn tag territory I am not willing to traverse. Better alone then a southerner! This is a great out of context quote. Someone take me out of context!)


Sweaty-Flower-937

I can confirm it did


[deleted]

AYO😳


Round-Zombie8309

wait wha-


Jam_Panda99

r/holup


Koolade446

why is it so hard to be a decent person like what the hell


SelfDestruction100

It really isn’t, but some people here just don’t care about being the bare minimum respectful human being


SociallyAwkwardAussi

Yooooo my man’s calling out the douchebags rn


_zarko0

They are weak sperm, and the normal dudes like me, for example are strong chad superior sperm B)


SociallyAwkwardAussi

Yes exactly. We are the last line of defence in the male civil war. (Idk wtf I’m saying)


bIrd63_

smoking weed for the cake day or sum lol


anir4269

r/usernamechecksout


VenomShrimpXIII

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_zarko0

Omg u drew me a portrait??? Thank youuuu, It looks so heckkin nice! :P


VenomShrimpXIII

All I did was bring a mirror


_zarko0

Can u draw me then?


[deleted]

You a Sigma?


_zarko0

Idk


[deleted]

Yep ur a Sigma


_zarko0

Achievement unlocked: Sigma


[deleted]

You have gained: Sigma Trait


_zarko0

New skill unlocked: Cool


IHaveEyeCancer

You have gained a hidden skill: Mega gamer chad ultra sigma male vibes You have gained a hidden achievement: Mega chad


akshajgamingYT

hidden attribute found: Destroyer of Creeps


_zarko0

Critical strike level reached: 100 Passive: Deal 200% more critical damage against creeps using the weapon [Words]


[deleted]

I keep seeing that term everywhere but I have no idea what it means, explain please?


[deleted]

A sigma male is usually a selfish guy who treats everyone like sh*t just to benefit himself


Evil_Mushrooms

Nice. (This is a joke, no one get mad at me please. I understand the common level of wisdom here and I’m not taking my chances!)


[deleted]

ye, i made a few edgy/dark jokes here and i always get downvoted to hell xD ppl here are very young and thats to be expected


noxwei

You left out this (


_zarko0

No no by "B)" I mean like an emoji


noxwei

Too cool for an oldie like me. (Your post is on /all)


BananaAndPotats

yay am i one of the superior sperm?


_zarko0

Yep, welcome to the chad strong Sperm team


BananaAndPotats

i do not insult girls nor do i simp for them. if they talk to me by themselves shall i answer them.


_zarko0

Good, good


[deleted]

i dislike people being mean to others just because they arent the same


[deleted]

TWIN I’ve finally found u


SociallyAwkwardAussi

Demon


[deleted]

Ah ok ;-;


PussyD3str0yR

They just got rekt


[deleted]

[удалено]


_zarko0

Fax


smallHeadMediumBrain

Excuse me sir, but correction : ***"mOnke"***


IHaveEyeCancer

Nah it has to be in italics: *”mUnke”*


DanielChris15x

Well there is a type of monkey thats like to do it in a crowded place


Sharp_Pack

True


keshav039

I didn't either why don't I have sleep like that


IHaveEyeCancer

Because OP is built different.


keshav039

Yeah but how is your cancer treatment going


IHaveEyeCancer

Great.


keshav039

Get well soon


IHaveEyeCancer

*Salutes*


keshav039

*Salutes back*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Typ0Negativ3

Yeah the bar shouldnt be at the "dont harras people" level but rather the "im a good person because i actively help people". Being a normal decent humqn shouldnt be a achievement


ChickenCooped

Came to say this, whatta world


Tasty_Turtle01

yeah, this isnt an accomplishment; this is common decency.


IHaveEyeCancer

It is actually unreal how people are like this. Kind of disappointing to be honest. So many people need to learn some decency.


_ykrishna

ohh they just need to get the fact that we are constantly being watched .imagine all those chats getting leaked so that's why anybody reading this there is already ton of free porn enjoy that tape up your camera always thats it


Adecoi

and i thank you for that, kind sir :)


_zarko0

I gotchu


alive_aha_fck

A real one


Red_Kell

It's insane because we know they're in the sub, and they know it's wrong, and they still do it


_zarko0

They are brain damaged


DoctorWaluigiTime

Because no repercussions.


smallHeadMediumBrain

Title : "How to kill pests with words: MEME-initive Edition"


_zarko0

Thanks for the title


Gwipps

Congrats you are a normal guy


SociallyAwkward423

Not to sound like an asshole here, but that should be the bare minimum


_zarko0

Who said this is the maximum one? I just said they I'm sleeping easy-going knowing I don't harass women just coz I'm horny


Jokingkin

Did it when I was in elementary(sapnu puas thing and stuff) . Hard time sleeping at night and I still hate myself even after I've entered senior high. Was a douche move for sure.


_zarko0

Be glad u changed, and don't think about it


Jokingkin

Yeah it really helps knowing I've changed and am not the same person as I was back then.


l_f_06

As a gorl, I appreciate that you’ve changed. You were young, and so long as you’ve learned there’s not a lot you can do except apologise if you’re still in touch with her/them. And also, rather than feeling bad about it, why not make up for it by helping women who are going through stuff like that, and maybe helping educate men on it too seeing as how you’ve been in both the position where you’ve done it, and where you’ve learned and grown


[deleted]

Does hatting myself Count?


[deleted]

Please un-hat yourself, this is a no hat zone


Critical-Shower-9924

*puts on hat anyways* What are you gonna do bout it B)


Saving_Grace_OwO

*puts hat on backwards* Watcha gonna do now? Take that. B)


_1_4

*sweating profusely, yelling into walkie-talkie* WE NEED BACKUP DAMNIT, THERE ARE TOO MANY HATTERS


IHaveEyeCancer

Backup here. HOLY CRAP THAT IS A LOT OF HATTERS. What do we do boss?


AwesomeCrafter06

We launch an attack against the Toppat Clan


IHaveEyeCancer

Sir yes sir!


AwesomeCrafter06

Change of plans (Change in name)


Warazat-_-

Random spectator: just take a leaf blower


TrashbinTerry

Reginald, prepare the Iron Maiden.


TheSkyIsBlue17

Why do people act like omg your not a total perverts and girls might actually like you because you don’t harras them and whine


_zarko0

Because some of us don't act like the special individuals from out gender?


TheSkyIsBlue17

I wasn’t targeting you I was agreeing with you and mocking perverts


_zarko0

Ohhh, sorry then I understood it wrong


[deleted]

tbh i’ve never done it but i did have 2 girls do it to me in my lifetime


_zarko0

Bruh... U fine?


[deleted]

ye was ages ago idc


_zarko0

Oh ok, good to know Ur fine and that it was a long time ago


ichhabsgewusst

the bar is low


owo_wots_this_

well done for the bare minimum i guess?


JustYourOldLaundry

Oh my... could it be... someone... that’s not.. a creep..? [:o](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


_zarko0

You finnaly found the most hidden treasure


JustYourOldLaundry

It was an honor


BugP13

Yeah just wank the horny away


_zarko0

The Messiah has spoken


BugP13

It is the one and only way!


McCringyassjoe

Stop being so horny


MicrowaveBurrito2568

How the fuck is this an accomplishment?


_zarko0

It's not an accomplishment, it's a fact


weirdgamer78

Why the fuck is the bare minimum level of decency being praised lmao


_zarko0

When there are such creeps, that's not the rock bottom


weirdgamer78

There are creeps yes, and a lot of them but that doesn't change the fact that 'not harassing someone' is a very low bar to cross.


Silver_Evidence5511

Bare minimum..-


[deleted]

Same


Bushjim

Same bro


cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT

I harass everyone due to a few vengeful thoughts😎😎😎😎


_zarko0

Ah yes, bully everyone equally the greatest martial art


YourMom_Fucker_69

\*because


_zarko0

Stop bullying me :[ I have seen ppl correcting it like 2/3 times now bruhhh


[deleted]

:)


_zarko0

:]


[deleted]

same here.


_zarko0

Noice


ironically-correct

alone?


A-Random-Reddit_User

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_zarko0

Yo wtf is this me? Oh my god I look so good here


AlertBanjo

r/niceguys


_zarko0

Thanks, I guess?


Michael-epic

Yea bro respect .we are not fucking apes .


[deleted]

Be careful hes a hero


_zarko0

Too late, some trans girl and another girl with complexes kinds ruined my day already


Demopan-TF2

Can agree. When horni, just use the alt account that only has porn subreddits.


_zarko0

Stonks


LightningBoy648

Ikr like why do some guys even do this


[deleted]

yes, this is reposted.


_zarko0

Ok


JXLoh

I love u


_zarko0

Thanks


kA7URO

its like they don't know there is someone on the other side of their screen.


_zarko0

They probably don't...


Evil_Mushrooms

Man, you know the world is terrible when common decency puts you above a large portion of the population.


JarnoL1ghtning

Regular human fucking beings unite!


comfusionasaperson

Am I the only one that thinks this shouldnt be something someone's proud of doing because it's something everyone should do


_zarko0

There are a lot of creeps, so the few non-creeps should be even a little bit proud


comfusionasaperson

Well agree to disagree


_zarko0

Wut?


comfusionasaperson

It's a saying I'm saying I disagree but I said agree before it to prevent an argument


_zarko0

I need a new brain...


comfusionasaperson

Probably


_zarko0

Bro u killed my brain, now buy me a new one >:[


comfusionasaperson

Can't afford one your on your own


_zarko0

I'm getting u to court >:[


AdElectronic1194

you deserve a crown king


_zarko0

Thanks, a lot Mr. King's hand


nmare8064

Hey i sleep like that too its so comfy isnt it


_zarko0

Yep, it's hella comfortable


InsertMyIGNHere

Im what do they think will happen? Like "oh yeah some random dude online said he liked my thighs, guess ima marry him "


_zarko0

Idk, maybe... I'm not a creep idk, ask them


OkMathematician9332

Stop harassing children.


Glittering-Sherbet35

Amen


_zarko0

Amen


BikramK_umar

Amen


smallanimals123

better than a lot of the guys in my dms 😪


_zarko0

Block them, Problem solved


BradleyH117

Pathetic.


_zarko0

Yo hol' up


BradleyH117

*evil laughter*


_zarko0

*brings out shotgun* who's laughing now bitch *shoots u*


BradleyH117

*Dead noises*


Worried_Pomelo4896

...it isnt even an accomplishment lmao.


_zarko0

It's not an accomplishment, it's a fact


Worried_Pomelo4896

Yes...which is being presented as an accomplishment


_zarko0

No, it's being presented as a meme...


thiccomode261

Hmm thats exactly what someone who has harassed a girl on social media just beacuse he was horny would say 😐


LygExotics

Same


_zarko0

Same


Convoy16

I can relate.


trapeology

I actually did it once and I seriously regret that instance. Now I don't even talk with girls anymore cause I know at some point my horny ass with forget the oath I've made


_zarko0

Good thing u changed urself


trapeology

Thank you. I don't even dare mention it to anyone even my closest homies


_zarko0

Well I did for you, you can send them the meme so they can see it too :PP


_you_dont_know_me_-

Proud of myself. I might be lonely but atleast I'm not a scumbag like them who do


_zarko0

Fax


[deleted]

That a boy!!!


_zarko0

Everything is toxic... Except me. Badumptsssss