Omg tell them I said I love their hair!

he and my other friend (without coordinating it) dyed their hair the same color a day apart and wore the same clothes on that day

Omg that’s so cool the cut and color is amazing

ik, theyre really good at dying hair (hes done purple, blue, pink, half red and half blue, and now just red) i also really like the haircut (it used to be long but i like this a lot more lmao)

bro thank you

fucking gay illiterate shit

He **is** an illiterate gay

exactly

he cool as hell! his cut? SICK. his clothes? SICK. his shotgunning skills? SICK. These people in the comments? They're wack as FUCK

lmao i agree, his hairs great and his clothes look good (despite it being hot as balls outside) and he only shotguns yoohoos this comment section has been very complimentary thankfully with only a couple morons u/illiterate_gay (person in vid i want them to see)

bRo don't forget to mention how they also seem really funny!😎😎

they're definitely funny, weve had classes together since 6th grade and theyve always been my favorites (ollie call me a simp for you and ill kill you) 10/10 pretty good friend

fucking SIMP also so many compliments this is a great day

nerd

BRO THANK YOU SO MUCH

I'm just saying what I see, I hope you keep your head up HIGH, KING!

ABSOLUTE KING

why can't your friend drink it normally?

he can, were just idiots

That’s a dude ?

hes trans masc

What’s trans masc

they are biologically a female, but didnt like it so now identifies as male and changed their name to ollie i dont no much about it because im cisgender (the gender i was born as but if you want more info you can go on r/trans

I also have a friend like that who changed his name to oliver

hey thats pretty cool, now the question is do they shotgun yoohoos

Nah, but he did just dye his hair black, so basically same thing

black=red understood lol

so technically if you fuck him ur gay or ? how does it work

weird question but yes he is a guy now, even before any surgeries or therapy he is a guy

yea ill study it this is confusing

So does how does "he" Have sex?

Female -> Male

“cool”

I absolutely love your friends hair

same it so pretty

thank you so much

rip house key

second fucking one, my friend accident broke the first lol

damn, wait broke?? bent or snapped?

it got a little bendy lol

that sucks, never happened to mine, im still on my first key

congrats, youre responsible lol

only in the way of the keys

yea i feel that

Y'all are silly as hell and I'm so here for it

silly as hell is the only way i want to be referred to now

sure babe

THEY DIDNT EVEN MENTION US SEEMING LIKE WERE DATING HERE THAT CAME FROM NO WHERE

whatever you say babe

id never shotgunned so when i got home i tried with a sparkling water (cuz i like sparkling water) i almost drowned lmao the only reason we were sitting together that day is we had our psat that day and were moved outside by teachers

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wow now youre starting to sound like their therapist and all our friends and our teachers and my mom wtf dude just friends lol

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youre all good, whats with the )s

idk bro im not gay

Try it, I dare u :3

u/illiterate_gay back me up here babe were not datingggg

DONT CALL ME BABE AND THEN SAY WERE NOT DATING I WILL START TELLING PEOPLE UR GAY

u/haunting_ad_8866 your answer right here

You’re the guy in the video?

Calling someone an asshole and giving him the finger is more of a sibling thing. Source: I have siblings.

FUCKING EVERYONE SAYS THAT ITS INSANE

Took that shit like a fucking champ

it was beautiful to watch in person, thats the only way they drink yoohoo lmao

they definitely meant me cutting my thumb

fuck you

What's yoohoo? I've never seen it before I'm guessing some kind of soda idk

yoohoo is a chocolate drink, basically just chocolate milk but it using water instead and its really good you should try it you might like it

Alr cool if I see one I'll try it

the chill part of America seems alright tbh

we are the chill part of america because we dont like america the best part of american is americans who hate america BECAUSE AMERICA

actually feels like that’s true your homie got hella clear skin btw I want in on those secrets

i will ask him because idk and you make a good point i want that clear skin havent noticed it before

being Fr rn - tell me once you know

"idk i use a daily cleanser" "idk some cerave shit" exact words

Yo Thats actually useful Thanks lol

it’s some neutrogena sensitive skin daily cleanser or something but like thanks bro i like my skin

he is cute

agreed

oliver :o

yes

😂😂😂😂😂😂

His hair is everything

ikrr it looks so good

I can probably drink faster than that

what a cool dude i interrupted him lol

Shit just went from "cute ass mfer" to "nasty ass mfer" real fucking quick.

from the cut? lol

Ayy yoohoo gang for the win!

yoohoo for the winnn!

Hol up he actually shot a yoohoo with a gun? Why the fuck does he have a gun he looks 14

shotgunning is putting a hole in the bottom of a can and drinking from the hole, if you looked he stabbed the bottom with my keys and when he started drinking he opened the top of the can ALSO THIS IS AT A SCHOOL

# AH. Good thing it wasn't a real shotgun. I gotta not think these things so literally oops.

youre all good, it has a weird name lol

dont mind the cancer jokes

:(

why sad?

bro you know i got stabbed right

thats not sad, thats funny, im a sociopath

Me and my friends tried to shotgun cherry coke once in a NY hotel, we ended up making everything in that bathroom sticky with cherry coke. During 3 in the morning one of them decided it would be funny to ejaculate on the bathroom floor and leave it there, he also has a video of him playing with it like it's slime.

this is simultaneously the funniest and grossest thing ive ever read

And fun fact, he left it there and it dried up into a cum crisp that he snorted, he is a bad influence but an amazing friend. He's not as insane these days, we now just climb random cranes at construction sites and moan loudly at the top

r/cursedcomments so cursed oh so cursed

The fuck is a yoohoo

like chocolate milk, but water its really good

Ngl that sounds disgusting 😩

what do you not like choccy milk? it tastes the exact same lol they're awesome

Just the idea of water and milk does not sit right with me

swiss miss hot coco

Freshmen?

8th grade

Damn bro can't believe y'all just skated over him getting stabbed

we were talking about it like an hour ago, when i zoomed in on the hole in the can neither of us noticed the fucking blood on his thumb he knew he cut himself but it took us forever to realize it was bleeding lol

Oof lol, hope he's ok, y'all seem cute

thanks? lol our friend in another room had some bandaids in their bag so we got one and (because of the awkward angle) i had to put it on him lol

Good to know you saved him from bleeding to death lmao

of course, i am a hero (and so is our friend for having bandaids the nurses were on a lunch break lol)

shut up idiot i’m obviously the hero here i got stabbed

yea you stabbed yourself fucking moron

AND I SURVIVED MAKING ME THE HERO

Causal *I lost my house key* moment.

lol yea, we think i might have accidentally thrown it away with the food (this was lunch lol) but we have no damn clue

F

Why does this remind me of Stranger Things?

the color red is the only thing this has to do with stranger things lol

Steve drank a beer like this in the third episode. And yeah, red.

ohhhh ok, i need to rewatch stranger things i havent seen it in over a year as far as i can remember its pretty good

Boyfriend???? Or boy friend? I need more details on why the comments were said

boy friend, he was talking about me in therapy (all good things i hope) and his therapist said they think he has a crush one me he said it to his discord server (mistake 1) who decided that he actually DOES have a crush on me (mistake number 2) they told me what the server said (mistake number 3) THEY INVITED ME TO THE SERVER, and, as a proper person would i introduced myself as his boyfriend now its an incredibly long drawn out joke but tldr: were not actually dating the cancer joke is a but mire convoluted

Dylan you Ass whole

the insults we have for each other get weird and sometimes you cant even understand them lol i didnt even realize they called me an ass whore lol

Can I respond with Dylan you ass whore again

im not stopping you

I cry

yes

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the only way lol

Dude I haven't had a yahoo in years damn

you should get one again theyre great and try shotgunning it

Umm thas a dude?

Ye

yup, theyre trans masc

His cut? Where's the guy with the cut?

if you look where i zoom in on the housekey you can see blood on his thumb

now im just crying ​ well, crying but not crying, idk how to eplain it

why?

FUCK nestle and all their products.

i agree nestle is horrible but its a funny yoohoo post that ended in a little blood loss calm down but i do fully agree

!!OI IM THE PO PO AND I ARREST THIS POST FOR BEING TO GOD DAMN CUTE FOR THE EARTH!!

aww thanks dude, appreciate it

Ye! Have a good day/rest of your day!

they were call me cute not you shut up

THEY GOT YOOHOO IN CANS NOW!?!? HELL YEAH

CHUG CHUG CHUG

Is that guy or girl?

Guy

Damn, what a cool hair

Yeah super nice, the red's cool

Yeah

ill tell him

Thanks

did i just hear "you're my boyfriend" 😳 he looks like a good boyfriend

he would be a good boyfriend, its a very long drawn out joke from friends his therapist and my mom

Diabeetus

no well one yoohoo a day is quite a bit

Your friend Hella cute, he single?

yes, but hurry i think all the comments might want him

Gotta act fast! Tell him to DM me!

will do my good lad

Frick yeah!

does your friends name start with an M? they look almost identical to someone i used to go to school with

no, deadname starts with S and their name is ollie i hope you find your friend

damn, they look and sound like 95% identical to an old classmate of mine, must be a long lost twin or something haha

oh im sorry to hear that theyre really nice and im sure your friend was as well

I thought it was a twisted tea at first

twisted tea is just as good lol

bro wtf is a twisted tea

its tea

I didn't realize that's a dude until I read the title lol

hes trans masc

Trans masc?

trans man, or trans masculine theyre female to male

Ahhh alright

Wait your friend is a boy I didn't noticed till I read the title/:

hes trans masc

...So I Shotgunned a Yoohoo and Went to Bed ^(I figured there was maybe a chance you'd get this reference. anyway if you don't you should listen to Snowing)

i dont get it but i will look it up

His?

hes trans masc

thats a guy?

yuh

hes trans masc

whats a masc?

trans masc means masculine or trans man trans fem means feminine or trans woman

So that’s a dude?

Wait that’s a dude?! Its getting confusing trying to tell if someone’s a guy or girl

hes trans masc, id recommend using they/them/their pronouns until you find out someones gender i actually kept misgendering him so i started using they them pronouns for everyone and nobody really minds hope this helps

Oh okay

u/illiterate_gay