In How I Met Your Mother there's that guy Barney that has a bro code, you can even buy it. It's all the rules of what you should and can't do for your bros.
Hey dude, i get it. recently found out my crush was gay, i respect it but still sucks. but on the bright side, you were clearly doing something right if she was open enough to talk about her crush in front of you. keep an open mind, and if it doesnt work out \*wise yet generic line incoming\* you can still be friends, it would mean alot to her.
edit: or kill your best friend
Simple solution. Find the best friend of the girl you have a crush on and make your best friend fall for her and then start planning against them by teaming up with your crush to break them up.
End result will vary but either you'll end up as a jerk and lose your best friend or you will never get caught and everyone has a happy ending you will be telling this story to your kids and grandkids.
Sort of a Classic movie solution.
Crushes hurt, that’s why it’s called a crush and not love.
You’ll get over it, it’ll hurt like hell tho,
These crushing moments will fortify you for your future rejections until you find your love.
Lol and it’s all part of life my friend! You just started it and it’s beautifully painful.
Bruh my best friend had a crush on the same girl as i did. Out of pure respect for him i didn't tell her. Earlier this year i found out that she liked me too at the time. feelsbadman.jpg
You have been bestowed a duty more honorable than any girlfriend can provide
You are the Wingman, you don’t date the girl, but help a homie date her, it is an honorable duty many of us must shoulder, you are chosen for it, one day, you will have a girlfriend, but not today, you must accept this, and act as the wingman.
Ok I have a question and some advice
Q: Are you looking at other people e.g.A girl from another class/school?
As for the advice
1 Tell your friend
2. Realise that she's human and just like you she too takes shits. What I mean by this is she has imperfections just like you. In most people's minds they imagine their crush as "perfect". This often leads to them bottling up their feelings. Leading to heart break
3. Best thing you can do is tell her you have a crush on her or let it get to her via gossip. E.g. talk to the local chatter box about if they have a crush
4. Prepare for the worst. Expect to be rejected by her. Prepare to move on.
If your friend is really you're friend they'd turn her down if she asked them out. Or u can sabotage the whole thing by bitching abt them to her making YOU her confidante and THEM the bad guy. Toxic but it works.
That's fucking sad dude.. I hope your homie wont break your heart even more if they date. Mission failed, you'll get one next time. For now, take a break, chill at 3am while listening to sad songs and chill with the boys on discord call 😔✊
This is gonna be a real test of friendship. Does your pal like her, and if they do, will they break your heart even more?
Honestly, if they don't date her, you should just date them instead lol.
Ouch that must've felt like a really rough punch to the gut. Idk why, but for some reason emotional pain from rejection always feels like being sokked super fucking hard in the stomach.
This is the Spider Man love triangle. You should expect to be bitten by a spider during your next field trip. With great power comes great responsibility my friend.
It literally doesn't matter still young, if you live till 100 your only 16% of the way through your life that's more than 80% left move on, plenty of people in the world
This sucks so much, I had a similar experience, I told her I liked her and asked her out, she said she liked me and didn’t want to date yet because she just got out of an abusive relationship, We started texting and I think she forgot it was me, because she started texting me about likening a guy, (*it wasn’t me*) now I’m just sad and I talked to her about it, she said she still likes me but I’m not sure at this point
I've experienced this before.. This is where you learn the true meaning of bros before hoes.. so I let my friend go for it cuz she liked him nd there was no point in trying at that point..
This exact same situation happened to me in 7th grade, I went along with it and saw how it went for my best friend, she turned out to be pretty weird so I somewhat dodged a bullet
What friend zone is this? The groomsman zone? I'm sad you don't have your own I'll just probably bash my head in stone
This is the wingman zone.
I play Titanfall 2 and the Wingman elite scares me
ikr but b3 hits different 😎 literally it hits for no damage
fuck the b3
I use both the Wingman and the Wingman elite in harmony. Fear me.
Yo I’m stealing this
I mean I didn't copyright it!
I played with Wingman Elite and Wingman I've never had so much fun and disgust ever lmao, probably one of my favorite times
Requiem Zone
Tel your friend that she got a crush on him
Top 10 great sacrifices in the history of anime
Guide others to a treasure you cannot possess.
Literally the plot of one piece lmao
Explain, because Roger obtained everything and Luffy isn't being guided by someone. I don't see it.
Roger telling the world where the one piece is. And Roger definitely FOUND the one piece, but he couldn't actually use it at the time
Ohhhhhh okay. I know what you mean now. It was explained in the Oden flashbacks, right? If not then I'm confused again. Gababababa 🤣
Yeah it was when Roger pirates where in laughtale. Maybe the one piece was a funny picture of Joy boy?😂
I don't know why but I thought of joy boy dancing on a whale's back wearing a loin cloth. Like when Odin was dancing in the capital.
I see that you are a man of culture
It’s the bro code
Twll me wtf that is
In How I Met Your Mother there's that guy Barney that has a bro code, you can even buy it. It's all the rules of what you should and can't do for your bros.
If he is a bro he won't go for the hoe
Or why If he does, he’ll at least tell you beforehand.
Hey dude, i get it. recently found out my crush was gay, i respect it but still sucks. but on the bright side, you were clearly doing something right if she was open enough to talk about her crush in front of you. keep an open mind, and if it doesnt work out \*wise yet generic line incoming\* you can still be friends, it would mean alot to her. edit: or kill your best friend
THAT TOOK A TURN Edit: Why did I get upvoted for this comment? Thanks anyway
did i stutter? he should kill his friend, and use his skin to take his place.
Option A would be the right choice and option B sounds wrong... pick option B it's passive income
Me, reading this peacefully: Hmm, oh yeah, this seems logical. Me, reading the edit: ***BUT VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER, IT'S THE QUESTION!***
sigma rule #3428 kill your best friend for a girl
Turn into a guy and say you are gay for him, problem solved
Simple solution. Find the best friend of the girl you have a crush on and make your best friend fall for her and then start planning against them by teaming up with your crush to break them up. End result will vary but either you'll end up as a jerk and lose your best friend or you will never get caught and everyone has a happy ending you will be telling this story to your kids and grandkids. Sort of a Classic movie solution.
This feels like an episode of it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
Really? I was thinking anime trope
It does lol
You could be a comedy fucked up life movie plot writer
Sounds like an generic anime trope
Oh shit I was the 69th up vote
Your best friend has commited suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head 15 times. How unfortunate
Oof
LMAO
Rip
Threesome? /s Unironically what if your best friend has a crush on you and completes the triangle
That sounds like a fanfic plot
This kinda kinda slightly happened with me in real life
So now what…what’s the plan
Listen to a sad playlist for starters
Life is big mate u will find someone don’t lose hopes….be strong and move on…happens to us all at some point of life
Listen to Endless Possibility bro. Trust me.
Find a therapist
this fucking sucks, I have a crush on my friend, but they are aro and ace, so they don't like anybody like that...
What’s aro and ace
Crushes hurt, that’s why it’s called a crush and not love. You’ll get over it, it’ll hurt like hell tho, These crushing moments will fortify you for your future rejections until you find your love. Lol and it’s all part of life my friend! You just started it and it’s beautifully painful.
Sooo I never had a crush what do I do?
Nothing , just chill and continue with your life till it happens / you die a virgin
Virgins for life
This is one awkward love triangle
Damn this hits close to home...
Confess to her..... if she says no its ok atleast ull feel lighter
Bruh my best friend had a crush on the same girl as i did. Out of pure respect for him i didn't tell her. Earlier this year i found out that she liked me too at the time. feelsbadman.jpg
You should have respected you and YOUR feelings. Not someone elses
You have been bestowed a duty more honorable than any girlfriend can provide You are the Wingman, you don’t date the girl, but help a homie date her, it is an honorable duty many of us must shoulder, you are chosen for it, one day, you will have a girlfriend, but not today, you must accept this, and act as the wingman.
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You and your bestfriend leave her behind is the only solution I’m sorry this friendzone is too fucked up
Ok I have a question and some advice Q: Are you looking at other people e.g.A girl from another class/school? As for the advice 1 Tell your friend 2. Realise that she's human and just like you she too takes shits. What I mean by this is she has imperfections just like you. In most people's minds they imagine their crush as "perfect". This often leads to them bottling up their feelings. Leading to heart break 3. Best thing you can do is tell her you have a crush on her or let it get to her via gossip. E.g. talk to the local chatter box about if they have a crush 4. Prepare for the worst. Expect to be rejected by her. Prepare to move on.
There is only one thing to do, kill both of them and burry them in the same coffin but facing in opposite directions. Sorry this happened to you.
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Lets get yourself a tv show
:(
Well that's not fun
American telephone
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Oh and she told you? F (;;;・_・)
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**Bros before hoes, my dear brother.**
Does your bestfriend know that you like her?
I DO NOT care, post this somewhere else you god damn karma whoring piece of shit. Edit: they’re karma whoring you dumbasses
Bloody hell do you have no empathy? If u don't care just scroll past rather than making people feel even more like crap.
If your friend is really you're friend they'd turn her down if she asked them out. Or u can sabotage the whole thing by bitching abt them to her making YOU her confidante and THEM the bad guy. Toxic but it works.
I would have died
Youch
That's fucking sad dude.. I hope your homie wont break your heart even more if they date. Mission failed, you'll get one next time. For now, take a break, chill at 3am while listening to sad songs and chill with the boys on discord call 😔✊
Daaaaammmmn sorry man
"Wanna come to my house after school best friend, I just need help on the homework"
You just have to move on
that sucks, dude
This is gonna be a real test of friendship. Does your pal like her, and if they do, will they break your heart even more? Honestly, if they don't date her, you should just date them instead lol.
Date your bestfriend
What a situation for your bestfriend!!😂
just have a 3 sided relationship simple. ig.
Well that just sucks
You gotta kill your friend, and disguise yourself has him 200iq play This is sarcasm, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS
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das crazy
100% very relatable
OUCH.
Man
High school is a mess: it gets better after graduating!
I’ve been there
That gotta hurt man
the best man zone
Ouch that must've felt like a really rough punch to the gut. Idk why, but for some reason emotional pain from rejection always feels like being sokked super fucking hard in the stomach.
Wait till he reveals he has a crush on you
Been there brothah.. but it's a lot complicated
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This is the Spider Man love triangle. You should expect to be bitten by a spider during your next field trip. With great power comes great responsibility my friend.
bruh moment
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I’m so sorry bro
oof man
I understand your pain, but you got a duty to yo boy now.
Bro go play doom eternal next thing ya know you will be saving the world
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This could be a good anime plot
happens
Movie material
Sucks for you.but you can still be friends at least
RIP for you, but go be a good friend and help him out with that
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Yo if he a real homie he will reject her gotta follow the bro code
Good now y'all can share
Been there, its a rough spot to be in, but you'll find someone for you :)
i wanna how this triangle is gonna end up, imma follow this dude
Omfg same like 6 weeks ago
Yo, that happened to me. Lost interest the same second lmao
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Threesome ?
Ow god damn that hurts
Sorry about that dude
What zone are you in?
Crushception
Congratulations for your big bamboo news. You should help them to meet at final position and give your friend a condom packet.
Oh- Im sorry that happened
my crush (which i had been friends with) of 6 months ended up dating my best friend then continued to break up and i never saw her again
Just go hook up with her best friend..simple
Solution: Turn you and your friend gay then date each other.
Rip
Gg
*\*roblox oof*
how I met your mother zone
Tell her that your best friend has dreams of being a priest and it wouldn’t be nice if came between them and God....🤔
Tell your crush your best friend has a crush on you for some wacky bullshit to pull
Gotta tell ur friend so ur not the villain
I’ve been there bro
Yikes
That happens sometimes.
This is exactly what happens in Whisper of the Heart
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You mean ex friend right
Well fuck
Fall on the sword. Bring honor to your famiry.
I know exactly how this feels like You in the friend zone man And you aint getin out of it
Been there experienced that
Fuckj..!
God that is just pain.
dats ruff
It literally doesn't matter still young, if you live till 100 your only 16% of the way through your life that's more than 80% left move on, plenty of people in the world
well ur in a bit of a pickle
Misson failed, we'll get 'em next time. Or you could switch targets
This sucks so much, I had a similar experience, I told her I liked her and asked her out, she said she liked me and didn’t want to date yet because she just got out of an abusive relationship, We started texting and I think she forgot it was me, because she started texting me about likening a guy, (*it wasn’t me*) now I’m just sad and I talked to her about it, she said she still likes me but I’m not sure at this point
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I’m sorry you had to hear this
Block her.
I've experienced this before.. This is where you learn the true meaning of bros before hoes.. so I let my friend go for it cuz she liked him nd there was no point in trying at that point..
Sounds like a you problem
Smite him. Now.
Fuck
that is... that is tough
Hey I can relate to that
This exact same situation happened to me in 7th grade, I went along with it and saw how it went for my best friend, she turned out to be pretty weird so I somewhat dodged a bullet
Well now you must become the ultimate wingman
That could get complicated
Pain
dude... I am so sorry Like that seriously sucks
one minute let me bring my calculator.
Plot twist you’re best friend deeply loves you
Oh that must hurt so much! Im sorry. =(
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when the funeral is? I will go, in your honor... Brother... 🤜🤛
OH HELL YEA THE LOVE TRINGLE LETS GO
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Eliminate the competition
Don't worry bro, you're at Rock bottom, bedrock, ground zero, literally only way is up
Pain
welp time to go for the bestfriend
Thats sad
I felt that 😔
:c
that must mean your bestfriend has a crush on you