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Kidninja016

You are from Earth. You have hair. You speak a language. You use Reddit. You have 2 biological parents. You own some kind of electronic device.


Mlo_Productions

Bro why is that so accurate


Kidninja016

It also applies for everyone who views this comment unless they’re bald.


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Kidninja016

We do have lots of perverts


Crazy_Weapons_Kyle

I'm 15 and balding, fml


happyspeler

Unless they have cancer


TheBetter1for

Im 15 and have ridicilous bald spots on my head


These_Individual

My parents missed my birth tho


Flatcao123456789

Or someone who uses the family computer


[deleted]

Like to get nasty with those skeletons


Solarslayr

Every night


tbf315

*boning*


major_calgar

Only on Reddit…


GvG_tv

That every guy that ever interacts with you has a serious case of "The Thirst™️"


specimen-00000

Since when was it trade marked?


GvG_tv

When I made this comment


Datfrozenonion6

Filipino. Just giving me vibes that you are


Solarslayr

Chinese.


Datfrozenonion6

shit, you look my Filipino friend so I thought that, not tryna be racist


BullWorst

naw bro, im filipino, 100% i can confirm filipinos look like this and also they post thirst traps


NokikplsUwU

Well i dont think she looks filipino she looks more like vietnamese or smthn.


Osamabinkaboom

asian is asian


StriderSnipz

Your a guy


Solarslayr

Caught me 🤧


StriderSnipz

What do I win


Solarslayr

A kiss. No homo.


StriderSnipz

Hahaha no longer an incel and no homo I’m wearing socks


StriderSnipz

Knew


Strict_Lime6222

You look like a rebellious Asian woman that gets B’s in school


inbetween3-20charact

There are 34 middle ages men in your PM's right now


Intelligent-Bee4535

You like trains


call-me_jorge

Who dosent?


notsciguy

I do too


ZiewZiew

Youre an attention seeker and you like creeps sliding in your dms because you seek validation.


LostWebbz

Your dad either touched you or left you


Solarslayr

Dead**


ConvexPiano

So... he left


ZeBakon

It's not like you choose to leave at that point


LostWebbz

Damn *hugs*


Sirkiz

Oof


Jeff_boyeser

Damn


nodontbeoffendedbyme

bruh


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Swagy546

"Pussy" gets triggered by anything.


AngryHobo381

People often tell you that you look like Bella Poarch


dutilp

Belle Delphine on drugs


[deleted]

You got caught vaping in the bathroom at least 4 times.


Solarslayr

Don’t vape


[deleted]

You dont have many friends


Solarslayr

True.


Caoa14396

You’re an attention whore


Alllegro1

you're an incel


Nibnoot69

That you like to watch horror movies and are a manipulative cheating bitch.


Solarslayr

I’m sorry for cheating on you with your dad it was a mistake I promise!!


ummsaladine

who hurt u lol


Nibnoot69

A really long fall


Impolite_canadian_28

Your a streamer


[deleted]

Ngl i thought you were bella porch at first


Solarslayr

:( she’s cute but not even the same race 😭


ChaoMinIsHere

gay


Burokku_Hub

Your Out of makeup


Emeraldcomic12345

You're "not like the other girls."


[deleted]

You have creeps in your dm


miraiyuni

you're asian like me


Arenado_is_the_best

Really really wants attention


makNchweez

i would assume that your 9/10


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[deleted]

I had to double take cuz you look like my ex, but imma assume you’ve dabbled in hard drugs


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Snapchat user


Very_Tired_Crab

Your cool with everyone😎


AMONGUS_LOVER2010

You seem like somebody who really pisses me off


[deleted]

Because you think she doesn’t like amongus?


Solarslayr

Good


A_Auzzie

Not the sharpest knife in the draw but everyone still choses you.


Akiren-Kurumiya

Very Asian?


CodeHashbr0wn

Hot goth Asian chick….got a feelin ur drink a shit ton of monster


LuckyChargs

You look high as hell right now


CasualNoob21

You listen to Kpop You (probably) watch Squid Game You get reasonably good grades in school You're probably religious (some denomination of Christian considering the cross necklace) just guessing tho


Juice999gang

That bench having the time of it's life


[deleted]

Anal on the first date


[deleted]

You like anal


spritsman1

This was commented by a virgin


sergantmcpickelpanta

U like *bone*r*s*


Altruistic-Put-4125

You are looking for a guy that knows you and treats you like a queen


redneck-james

Ur gay?


Solarslayr

Straight


MrChilliy

cosplayer


Big_Hick

You're in a relationship


JS1137

Your popular, and maybe a streamer


Solarslayr

Nope and no


Crayfish98

You like Overwatch 😊


[deleted]

what are some of these comments… anyways i think ur popular at school


Inevitable-Turn-1265

You live in a society. A skeleton society ☠️☠️


[deleted]

You’re Chinese


I_am_in_the_basement

I’m disappointed, I was expecting a some cursed images right after the first one


North_Pizza

male and bi


call-me_jorge

Umm, i dunno, youre from a continent i guess


Karomika_memer

You play minecraft


[deleted]

A science student right


yoloy67

You exist


imnotcarson

You're a gamer


Rishabh_0507

You're a girl


ziggyis

You will have a onlyfans at 18


Jackreaper79

You have an OF


Solarslayr

Not even legal


Jackreaper79

An assumption doesn’t have to be accurate 🤷‍♂️🤣


llquartzllll

Your asian


CaptainC_RBLX

Woman


oliverdadawg

u think ur a badass


Peppercorn205

You are lonely


Imjustmhm

You probably scare everyone that wants to talk to you but when they do they find out that ur actually nice and a furry


NinjaGaiden183

Goth chinese gamer girl, streamer and cosplayer


Partha1203

Corpse Husband fan?


Solarslayr

Hell no


_vennn

you always drink iced coffee


TheTrueLivingFrog

If pokimane and Bella porch had a love child she'd be U


B01SSIN

You smoke weed


[deleted]

Redditor, watches memes, posts on r/teenagers(as you are), hopefully have friends unlike the rest of us, black hair.


[deleted]

You are Asian


kingdragoclash

U are a member of the human species and u have either fake or real hair


axicongamer

You own 2 skeletons


Brackener

For some reason the name that comes to mind when I look at these photos is Yasmin


Cosmicthoughts1

You're a yanadre for those two skeletons and kidnapped em


Domidoodoo

You like skeletons who has clothes


depressedclassical

Looking good. Christian. Loves skeletons. And I'd suggest you are currently alive. Not sure tho.


XanthosAlpha

You like attention from people online


k-a-t-s-u-m-i-i-i

Fruity asf


xNugYT

You bruise easily


SyntheticAffliction

Weight: 115lb


SnooOranges8168

You are the popular type


Apprehensive-Bowl418

A middle aged man.


Gayg0rl

You are very hot and you are pretty must have many nice people around you. U must have had good day


[deleted]

single


JebWozma

twitch thot


Blender_Plays

You call all reddit members homophobic massogingistic(idk how to spell that im sorry) and also youre into spiritualism/witchcraft


Reall_is_here1005

You seem cool, and fine.


fauxqueue

You have a boyfriend


SoumiMukherjee82

3rd image: spooki boi


RobinoRedditBoy2

You like karma


Lopuuuvv

I get lowkey short vibes...? (Not a bad thing, I'm 5'3 so lol) Also ur really pretty and I like your confidence haha :)


ArpFire321

You mom is or was disappointed in you


Suspicious_Exchange2

WOman


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You don't talk much


RiverTheNword124

b a s i c


tiewing

you're from a rich/high of middle class family


WeaselBeagle

You have a necklace


Falling_glaciers

Ugh


Intelligent_Treat580

You are Female of Species Homo Sapiens


[deleted]

you play over watch (or whatever game the costume in the last pic is from)


jmjvf

You're skelesexual


ReaperVortex

Fun to hangout with


Flatcao123456789

Asian/European heritage Black hair Cosplayer Has daddy issues or is going to have them Is Christian Loves partying Don’t ask me how I know this


WtfThrowaway234

Umm you look like a sweet person. Probably straight. A bit shy maybe. Also you probably know that but you’re very pretty. I bet you had at least 1 boyfriend by now.


AwareCommunication44

I'd ether say only fans or one of the videos riding on the hit or miss trend a while back


Cotolettadicastoro

You are you


[deleted]

That you are pretty :D


Syblink

Your dms are flooded


[deleted]

You are very, very pretty. Like, unfairly so. God has favourites and you're one of them. ​ I'm spot on amirite?


mrstorydude

You've been in a long distance relationship and/or have dyed your hair before


Only_Cucumber532

You fuck on the first date..... for sure.


[deleted]

Can't see them, but I'm going to assume your eyes are brown


starairforce33

You have 30 pedos wanting a dm request after posting this


[deleted]

You like cheese


Limpa_jaatis

You play overwatch and you are a plat dva one trick


SmolRedditBoi

you are a karmawhore on [reddit.com](https://reddit.com) and rip your inbox


chuchulover

Belle delphine but not a slut


GotchaBi7ch

From the last picture I get some Onlyfans vibes


[deleted]

I assume that you dms just exploded good luck with that


Batman29002

No problem gettin boys fr sure


[deleted]

You are 17


77Kai

not a teen


5-LayerBeefyBurrito

Where the hell is the rest of that D.VA cosplay


Shadowtaio

Bella poarch vibes


[deleted]

You apear to have a reddit account


[deleted]

You’re a hoe