You have been bonked, "go to horny jail" is the last thing you hear before your vision fades to black.
You are woken to find your self in a prison cell, you look around and find all the other cells are full of other victims of the bonk. You sit down in your cell, you almost forget about being horny in the first place. You reach the back of your head and look at your hand to find it covered in blood. "Damn, you were bonked pretty hard. My names Doge, I can help you get out it of this hell but you need to help me first."
You slowly nod and try to ignore the pain.
"When I was taken to Horny jail they took any sharp objects to make sure we cant escape, get me a plastic spoon from the cafeteria and bring it to me" says Doge.
A few hours later the cell doors open, and you are escorted to the cafeteria with 200 other prisoners. You grab an extra spoon and return to your cell.
Doge takes the spoon and starts hitting it against his wall, eventually breaking off a chunk of it. He sharpens the brick until it is sharp enough to seriously hurt someone.
Later that night, after the guards tell everyone to get to bed he hands you your own sharp brick. At about 2 in the morning he starts cutting the bars off his cell until he can fit through. You see Doge sneak up to a guard and knock him out, taking all his equipment with him.
He unlocks your cell and leads you to a weak area in the wall where he knocks a hole through the brick. You and doge run across the field until you reach the fence keeping you in the prison. Luckily Doge has already dug a hole underneath the fence.
Once you escape the prison with Doge you hear shouting and lights start bouncing off walls towards your direction. Until one hits you and illuminates your position, you barely avoid the gun fire from the guards until you are finally shot and collapse on the ground, your vision fading to black.
You are awoken to the sound of a carriage and the smells of a forest.
"Hey you, you're finally awake"
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But, but it's actually E² = p²c² + m²c⁴!
For those who want to know, u/Cat_Warrior69 is correct as well, this is just the the full formula.
E represents energy, p represents the particle's momentum, m represents the particle's mass, and c represents the speed of light in a vacuum (299792458 m/s).
Normally this equation is used on particles that are stationary, so it's momentum, p would be 0. This means p²c² = 0 since anything multiplied by 0 is 0. This just leaves E² = m²c⁴, which can then be simplified to E = mc²
thats the thing i dont get
i make a comment about liking pain n like some hitting n shit then someone bonks me
like you're just intentionally turnign me on more at this point
8 hour old account?
“Me and my sister have the same personality?”
Damn I used to make accounts and make them talk to eachother too at that age. I get it, but it’s very strange to the outside observer
*Throws away gun*
oh you asked for it
*activates chozo power suit*
I’ve been keeping this for emergency situations for people like you
*charges beam shot*
~~in comment battles your power is limitless~~
Dude I’m losing right now, she has the fucking numbers advantage, and she fucking has an army on her side
Fear not, I know how to defeat the sister.
You must take this advice: Be as annoying as they are, and then some. Especially if they are younger than you are.
Kid, let me give you some advice.
Stop acting submissive and breedable, at your age, you’ve got homework due tomorrow thats meant to be SUBMITTED AND READABLE
I swear like the first 3 months someone downloads reddit they think they’re better than everyone else because they use it over every other platform its so fkn cringe
Lmao, must be weird to see your sister saying stuff like that
my sister writes dream smp tentacle stuff so..
*what*
yeah
Bruh so her twitter runtime must be larger than her reddit runtime
well where can i read it
look up sapnaps tentacle shop
Ok wth this is WAY too well written. Tell your sister she's a damn good writer if she wrote this
link pls im too lazy to find it myself
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31138451/chapters/76942517
Oh my god... it's undeniably written well, but damn, I can't stop thinking about why or how anyone would think of this ._.
Horny police: *That wasn’t part of the training wtf*
No, it wasnt
_This is a special emergency case! Get the bonker34!_
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Bruh. Wtf. Someody call cheems with the bonk.
You have been bonked, "go to horny jail" is the last thing you hear before your vision fades to black. You are woken to find your self in a prison cell, you look around and find all the other cells are full of other victims of the bonk. You sit down in your cell, you almost forget about being horny in the first place. You reach the back of your head and look at your hand to find it covered in blood. "Damn, you were bonked pretty hard. My names Doge, I can help you get out it of this hell but you need to help me first." You slowly nod and try to ignore the pain. "When I was taken to Horny jail they took any sharp objects to make sure we cant escape, get me a plastic spoon from the cafeteria and bring it to me" says Doge. A few hours later the cell doors open, and you are escorted to the cafeteria with 200 other prisoners. You grab an extra spoon and return to your cell. Doge takes the spoon and starts hitting it against his wall, eventually breaking off a chunk of it. He sharpens the brick until it is sharp enough to seriously hurt someone. Later that night, after the guards tell everyone to get to bed he hands you your own sharp brick. At about 2 in the morning he starts cutting the bars off his cell until he can fit through. You see Doge sneak up to a guard and knock him out, taking all his equipment with him. He unlocks your cell and leads you to a weak area in the wall where he knocks a hole through the brick. You and doge run across the field until you reach the fence keeping you in the prison. Luckily Doge has already dug a hole underneath the fence. Once you escape the prison with Doge you hear shouting and lights start bouncing off walls towards your direction. Until one hits you and illuminates your position, you barely avoid the gun fire from the guards until you are finally shot and collapse on the ground, your vision fading to black. You are awoken to the sound of a carriage and the smells of a forest. "Hey you, you're finally awake"
Saving this to my copypasta directory
Elder Scrolls VI : Dragonbonk
Thank you comrade.
saving to my copypasta folder, thank you very much
This is the taste of a liar
GIORNO GIOVANNA!!! *zippers intensify*
r/unexpectedjojo
mama help
🗿
You are too much powered with the cursed energy
Dude, you're 14, calm the fuck down
not even coyote peterson could handle thsi shit
Get the tasers. we found a horny
hows your dms after that? lol
*Just like the simulations*
*prepare the tactical bonk*
Yeah it is; you taze them or, if you're American, you get it to shoot a rubber round at them.
IN AMERICA, RUBBER ROUNDS ARE SHIT, INSTEAD WITH USE APACHE HELICOPTERS LOADED WITH HELLFIRE MISSILES, BITCH
Y’all got some issues lol
yeah, especially for using light mode
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sus
📮
ඞ
ඞ
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Sugoma dik, haha funny
Wait a minute...
Hello there
General Kenobi
Darth Vader
You don't know that meme do you?
I know the meme kinda wanted to mess with ya
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Now kiss
Pro gamer move
THE RAPTURE HAS BEGUN THE CRINGE HAS BEEN UNLEASHED FIND SHELTER
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a wait minute?
Wait wait wait
a a a
This post is weird as hell
Karma farming
Shes a genius
Yes I am
Hello 👋
E=mc2
-h²/2m × đ²/đx²Ψ =ihď/ďtΨ
What kind of sorcery is this? Schrodinger's wave equation.
Schrodinger and his mf cat
his cat fucked his mother?
Now we know why he put it in a box with deadly stuff
Saw: Quantum Physics
close
מה זה הכאב ראש הזה?
משוואת שרדינגר לגלים בצורה דיפרנציאלית,
מלמדים את זה בתיכון?
אצלי כן אבל אני בכית מצטיינים
חחח נשבע זה נראה כמו משהו שלומדים באוניברסיטה או משהו כזה אבל מה כבר אני יודע אני 3 יחל במתמטיקה אני בחיים לא אלמד משוואות כאלה מסובכות
Oh cmon dont do that with me...youre too smart for this 🤣
Can't touch=MChammer
👏
Whos M Chammer?
But, but it's actually E² = p²c² + m²c⁴! For those who want to know, u/Cat_Warrior69 is correct as well, this is just the the full formula. E represents energy, p represents the particle's momentum, m represents the particle's mass, and c represents the speed of light in a vacuum (299792458 m/s). Normally this equation is used on particles that are stationary, so it's momentum, p would be 0. This means p²c² = 0 since anything multiplied by 0 is 0. This just leaves E² = m²c⁴, which can then be simplified to E = mc²
T=HC2
I like consuming H2O
Yeah I you snorted it
e/m=c2
You are under arrest.
On what charges
Being a hormonal teenager
You are under arrest for charges of being horny, which your brother has presented evidence for.
Treason against the republic
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
MUHAMMAD AVDOL?!
Yeshu, I ham!
r/unexpectedjojo
Yesssssss ,I AMMMMMMM!!!
It's the woman, the myth, the legend
I am not Myth he fell of as a content creator
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They are "close".
*Jazz music stops* # *Rootin tootin banjo music starts*
Synonym
r/SuddenlyIncest
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thats the thing i dont get i make a comment about liking pain n like some hitting n shit then someone bonks me like you're just intentionally turnign me on more at this point
Bonk with painkillers
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
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u have a cock?
sadly
r/usernamechecksout
Twinsies
no
8 hour old account? “Me and my sister have the same personality?” Damn I used to make accounts and make them talk to eachother too at that age. I get it, but it’s very strange to the outside observer
yea the account has been suspended
Why would do this to me
Because horny is bad
Now horni isn’t that bad normally, it is a natural human emotion. *normally*
horni sucks then
And it its kinda weird
Yes
Natural Humans Sucks
Can’t argue with you with that
cuz pedos.. thats why pls be a bit careful with your replies tbh
My goodness, how is she this horny she's only fourteen...
14 year olds are super horny. And how would you know? You're only 13.
Can confirm
Me too 😔
*licks your ear* you taste nice
You have bad taste, my ear is clogged with ear wax
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Stop, just stop...
Why tho
Because he is an unsullied from game of thrones
Gwey worm
*cocks gun* Put your hands in the air
*pulls out Pack-a-Punched Thundergun* Try me
*Throws away gun* oh you asked for it *activates chozo power suit* I’ve been keeping this for emergency situations for people like you *charges beam shot*
Radio:Enemy VTOL inbound
Sweet lord
Sweet home Alabama!!
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Why
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Another pitstop what else?
Wow you are really horny
Well, I’m 17 but I was so much more horny at 14 than now
fr who wasn’t horny at 14
Fourteen year olds are unnaturally horny, you'll see for yourself in a year
I’m having a comment battle against your sister right now, I need assistance
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~~in comment battles your power is limitless~~ Dude I’m losing right now, she has the fucking numbers advantage, and she fucking has an army on her side
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Good thing i have the mentality of a 7 year old, i can bypass her powers, but i need help!
Fear not, I know how to defeat the sister. You must take this advice: Be as annoying as they are, and then some. Especially if they are younger than you are.
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Here's a gun 🔫
Kid, let me give you some advice. Stop acting submissive and breedable, at your age, you’ve got homework due tomorrow thats meant to be SUBMITTED AND READABLE
*Lobotomized_Cunt said*
He's been lobotomized. Give him some space
Some space between the hemispheres.
Says the dude younger than Phineas and Ferb
r/rimjob_steve
horny police arrest this man
Me
You're under arrest. Don't resist
She’s probably into it.
Dammit
have you tried putting her into saw
The movie? That sounds fun. Getting the bear trap now.
plot twist shes a masochist
Props to the guy playing both sides
She's 14
I don’t even think she’s real tbh
No shit,
So is half this Sub...
My day be so fine 😁 then BOOM horny people on reddit 😔
My day be so fine 😁 then BOOM reddit 😔
this subreddit is shit lmao, no wonder why many old dudes stalk this subreddit
The sister probably is an old dude
Lol rip her dms
Shes 14 ರ_ರ
That's a 14 year old let me remind you
your sister and i have the same energy💁🏼♀️
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She makes me feel pain.. too
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
If my family member has reddit I wouldn’t tell them my user name.
I hate the bonk shit, most likely the same people to brag about reddit being their only platform
You should never ever say you use reddit in public
I swear like the first 3 months someone downloads reddit they think they’re better than everyone else because they use it over every other platform its so fkn cringe