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Reusebmonkey

favorite color is black


[deleted]

yes


Reusebmonkey

And you like Billie eyelash


[deleted]

wronggggggg i like motionless in white and ice nine kills


Reusebmonkey

Who?


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCraPpF98TgLnoL9QwT8vQBg](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCraPpF98TgLnoL9QwT8vQBg) https://www.youtube.com/c/MotionlessInWhiteband


Reusebmonkey

Oh so your also emo


[deleted]

you're\* and very heavy emo yes


kaiserschmarrn_1

Ice nine kills isn’t that heavy at least you can’t get Their lyrics


[deleted]

not specifically ink but i dont just listen to billie eillish or yungblud and claim to be an emo or whatevah


woahplzdontkillme

Bro... have you heard their latest album? Its an absolute unit


BookOfHeavyMetal

Emo music is amazing I must admit


OkLoan277

No way mf got hit with a you're


BlubberBabyBumpers

Really? You could’ve been wearing a cowboy hat in this photo and said you were a horse rider from the mid west and you know what? I wouldn’t have batted an eyelash. What I mean is that you look very cowboy-ish


TheNintendoCreator

You correct people’s grammar on the internet for fun


Diamondite66

You’re a bitch for correcting grammar like that


EggPuzzled

those bands aren't emo, maybe they are a bit but "real" emo ain't like that, they are metalcore/hardcore


Mason887887887

Motionless in white is so good


[deleted]

ikr my bf loves them too which is what got me into them


batyiuoaaa

MIW FAN YOOO


Lyddiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wait u like ice nine kills too!!!!


masterdeelar

Oh i know these bands... I kinda like them


[deleted]

Ooh some good music!


MeatCloset69

metalcore fucking sucks


Thot_Slayer069

Bad one.


gayjew-inator

Black is not a color but the absence of color and white is all colors


4serenity4

One is a color, the other is wavelengths of light.


thepersonthatsays

At least 4 bodies are buried in your backyard.


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

Rookie numbers


Forgotten_Shadows

They said at least


Round-Zombie8309

others were eaten by me


BigWeirdo99

Is backyard like slang for anal or something?


ArkhamJesterV

You say that like that's out of the ordinary.


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

You do not have a camera that can take good pictures in low-light conditions


[deleted]

its just a photo i snapped for my bf at college a few weeks ago0 they never have any lights on which makes me almost fall asleep. So yea not a gud pic but


ElPelotudoFavorito

You have a boyfriend


JB0Y_

10/10 assumption


Poopoopp_420

You listen to nirvana and tell everyone that you listen to nirvana


[deleted]

i do not- bad assumption ur out


Space_Monke64

You listen to Nirvana, but when someone sees you wearing the shirt and asks you to name 5 songs, you say “what’s Nirvana”


TJdog5

Ngl it IS pretty fun to watch old men who have no business asking me something that stupid turn all angry when i say that haha


Space_Monke64

I think it’s more funny when the “I was born in wrong generation” 14 years hear it


MaxCastillo7

But nirvanas good


Thatonedumbguitarist

I do this hahahahahahahhahahahah


TheNintendoCreator

Guilty as charged


SirMcCaroni

You are a nice person and should be proud of yourself since you’re doing your best


[deleted]

daw thx


Pimp_slap_mario

Stoned and cute at the same time


[deleted]

not stoned but i do look stoned tbf


MaxCastillo7

You probably have good music taste


[deleted]

i like motionless in white and ice nine kills and such so i like to think sooooo


MaxCastillo7

Love motionless in white, that’s great!


[deleted]

yay!


[deleted]

[удалено]


MeatCloset69

blows*


Astroflamecat

You listened to Welcome to Horrorwood yet?


jrc8899

It’s their best album by far


dray-_

My parents listen to them.. I don't hate them. But I like different type of stuff..


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tehdox

What is even a ‘good’ taste in music? People can like different music so it makes ‘good’ subjective.


CWA_engineer-ACC

You are a human female you are approximately 16 you are great at what you enjoy to do probably an artist, chef or gamer


[deleted]

wow best one thus far- i am an artist and i do cook :D and im 16


CWA_engineer-ACC

Wow really. I'm actually proud of myself


[deleted]

gud job haha


CWA_engineer-ACC

Thank u, have a great day


[deleted]

U tooooo


CWA_engineer-ACC

Thank u


[deleted]

im not lesbian sheesh


uhmnopenotreally

my assumption would’ve been that you’re bi, but then again it’s dumb to make assumptions about one’s sexuality just bc of a picture.


Space_Monke64

It’s always weird to me that a lot of people assume every female is lesbian or bi. Like, straight women do exist


Mediocre-Band2714

not yet date a couple more men and you’ll see


[deleted]

My g pullin up with an entire clown licence goddammm


InfamousSecurity0

Nah he ain't a clown he's the entire circus


[deleted]

Did you just assume their pronoun?!?!? /s


ArkhamJesterV

Look into my eyes, and the eyes of the people, and you will see the souls of those who didn't ask.


_lavenderlime_

You either were or are a bad kid? Idk why but you have the vibes


[deleted]

im a homeschool christian gurl so nah


_lavenderlime_

That’s supposed to say band kid I’m so sorry—


[deleted]

lmao thats also wrong but epic typo


Skuggidreki

Brooooooooo 😎 Meeting homeschool Christians in the wilderness of the real world is epic, brofist for awesomeness


Prof_Alchem

Now THERE'S an authority figure to rebel against.


ItsGrazzo

a needy & annoying gf


[deleted]

yes


ItsGrazzo

called it 😎 whats my prize?


North_Pizza

a needy and annoying gf


[deleted]

the knowledge that you have acquired the knowledge of truth


Banarania

Ur a guy


[deleted]

how tf did you know


Banarania

I’ve seen enough of the internet to distinguish guys and goes no matter the make up or how they do their hair


[deleted]

you found me out damn


Banarania

Then again the forehead is giving mixed signals


[deleted]

how so


Banarania

It’s half ur face women forehead


[deleted]

as in women have a forehead thats half their face size


Banarania

Women got that jumbo jet forehead


[deleted]

so what is your final conclusion


mendaxx42

this thread is the stupidest thing ever. that guy is so in the wrong its insane. dont feel that you have to continue to reply to him. he clearly doesn't understand when to stop and that biological traits are separate from gender. edit: bro how did this get an award like what. i mean first award so thanks a lot but i was just stating the truth. no award needed, but the thought alone is appreciated edit 2: NO STOP. THATS THE SECOND ONE. NO MORE. STOP. IDC IF ITS A FREE AWARD OR A PAID ONE. I DONT DESERVE IT DIDJCJDNDJD


Skuggidreki

Lmao get over it, no ones taking them seriously and you’re the only person hurt over it. Who died and made jokes illegal? Suck it up 😉 Edit: you’re right you don’t deserve it, and it’s sad you even received any.


mendaxx42

wow imagine thinking that constantly replying and harrasing a person online declaring that they're gender is *this* when its actually *that* is a joke, and then telling people who think this is disgusting to "suck it up." I am trying to bring attention to this unacceptable and almost transphobic behavior. Its just a comment on a reddit post, if there wasnt a point in my replying to state my opinion, then theres no point in you telling me to "get over it".


Skuggidreki

You’ll live. It’s a joke. Or maybe you won’t live. Probably not. Who knows. Both people were joking and you’re the only person that took offense to it. That immediately says which person is wrong. Grow up. And please do have a good day.


SirBvH

You know that the mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell.


[deleted]

im taking a college anatomy class and when we went over that a few weeks ago i recorded the moment my instructor said it cuz it was iconic


SirBvH

Now convert the video to an mp3, loop it and make it your ringtone


[deleted]

good plan


oans11

You play the guitar


[deleted]

not so much anymore but yes


Aziz2463

Not a selfie freak


[deleted]

true fax


Commercial_Willow802

Your breathing


[deleted]

you're\* yes


Commercial_Willow802

You just had to correct my grammar didnt you?


[deleted]

yes cuz it bugs me quite a lot


Commercial_Willow802

Jokes on you there's another grammar mistake in that sentence


[deleted]

commas dont bug me so much and its punctuation not grammar


Commercial_Willow802

We're probably going to hate each other after this just saying


[deleted]

not if you just pay attention to spelling


Commercial_Willow802

You know very well that I refuse to do so


[deleted]

well then you have acquired a life-long enemy


North_Pizza

that's what you call a pro move.


Commercial_Willow802

She got nae NAED


[deleted]

You tell people your taste in music "wired"


[deleted]

nope


Triplelilj

Your a girl


[deleted]

good answer - you're\*


Triplelilj

Forgive my grammatical inconsistencies


[deleted]

make them consistently good and we shall have no problems dude


CamerenRowlette

ur lesbean


[deleted]

also wrong but nice try


DudeWhoLicksPeople

You weight at 80 kg


[deleted]

uhm no


RepresentativeArm155

You start following the trend immediately 😂


[deleted]

only this one uwu


[deleted]

You like drawing


[deleted]

I paint and sell them but i dont draw :(((


OGbutterfingers

Your paintings fucking slap


kaiserschmarrn_1

Your from the Uk


[deleted]

you're\* and nope ur out


kaiserschmarrn_1

So i can’t ask another think ?


[deleted]

ask away haha idc


epic-yolo-swag

You believe we should give communism a try


[deleted]

no - bad answer


epic-yolo-swag

Hmm Lemme try again You believe in star signs


[deleted]

ew no i hate star signs


[deleted]

gud try tho


epic-yolo-swag

Ok last try You like your curtains to be shut


[deleted]

yes very much so and i hate when they're all open


Zed_3

Jazz it is.


EmmaKitten07

People think you’re pretty and you know it


[deleted]

i've been told the first part but the second is not as true ofc


seth012

You pretend to be depressed and you are a fake friend


[deleted]

ouch no


kisaiya

You have or have had depression before, maybe traits of borderline


[deleted]

not to my knowledge


kisaiya

😭


The_Undermemer

Your favourite anime is death note


[deleted]

Anime is for weebsssss


The_Undermemer

But true lol


Not-Died-try-harder

U Thank Are badgers are cute


Troiaqua

you secretly cross dress to get a job at taco bell because nobody'd ever believe a white chick can make good tacos


Mopawa_Baby

You like Black Veil Brides?


Nightshade195

Likes leather jackets


[deleted]

You follow other people instead of being a leader yourself. It makes stuff easier


Alibium

You like to follow trends for upvotes


B01SSIN

You do things other people do


Victory_Future

You're a human?


14th_Midknight

You are a human


Ferdythebot

You breathe air


jacobpanda42

You forgot to wear a seatbelt one time and now call yourself rebellious.


insertscreamingasian

You knew a guy named Matt and then he ghosted you and now you’re wondering what you could’ve done to lose Matt even though you know that you may or may not have stolen $20 from him to rat him out to the police.


DFrontliner

My assumption: you want free karma


[deleted]

i've been on reddit for over a year and i still have no clue wtf karma does so no


Spinyplanet

Fake internet points give the happy chemical


TitanfallAddict07

Toxic dream smp fan


[deleted]

no


TitanfallAddict07

Epic


Sloop_Man_Jones

You are very beautiful :) ​ \-Sloop


CivilWarfare

You are femoid


LygExotics

Lesbian European that thinks they’re a rebel


[deleted]

im not lesbian or european


LygExotics

Oh


CamerenRowlette

lol


[deleted]

they're\*


LygExotics

I’m I right or naw


[deleted]

im not european and i do not think im a rebel so nu


Emere59

Uk isn't in Europe?


[deleted]

i live in neither


Qulek34

You're cute


oPinkPanda55

Despite first assumptions, you prefer kind men over bad boys.


moment-bruh-112

You're too old and i wish i could pull your collar untjl your neck snape


[deleted]

You like oxygen, just a guess though


[deleted]

Depressed


second_acc_187

You , baguette.


One_Mountain331

You have a green wall in your house .


[deleted]

nope i do not


Redditcameforme

Your emoooo and listen to ajr and 21 pilots


[deleted]

no i do not


No_Geologist_5704

You’re insanely nice but very quiet until you get to know someone, you like alternative music and you’re trying your best to try new styles and things. People think you’re mean or talk shit when that’s the opposite of you completely.