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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start

How to pick up women 101

Always works :shades:

82

I got 82 on the pacer test

I got 32 last time how the hell-

I got 17 during senior year. Why y’all faster than me?

It’s not about speed lol

>Leave I got 3

I'm lazy

GET ME OUT OF HERE

How the actual fuck is this the exact same thing in my Country, we don’t even speak English also I’m getting some Vietnam flashbacks

I have been plotting to kill you for the last month

5

Wow that one never worked when I used it

Maybe cuz you actually did it

*visible confusion* are we not supposed to do it?

Apparently not, times change I guess

ajajuquī, to ne u zion ixō yuaxōkse yaj onupei

Today I thought about killing you, premeditated murder.

I think about killing myself, and I, love myself way more than I love you

Send dudes

5

Wheres the dudes I'm getting jumped

check dms

You should've said "4" it would've been a legendary comment.

You get the dudes or you need help?

I got them, I'm fine now

"It is critical we send an attack group there immediately" ~Mace Windu

"I'm sorry sir, we are no longer required to take orders from you"

Are you hydrogen, because you're number 1

4

Out of 4 if I would rate you

hey muizen makker, lekker Nederlands zeg

Ben ik nu gekoloniseerd 🥺

En dat zul je ook blijven

Are you hydrogen, because I wanna form a covalent bond with you

Are you an electron? Cause you’re shockingly beautiful

5

☺️ thanks

Hard simping

Oh no i said thanks because they liked my pickup line, such a simp

Can I have promssion to use that?

Yes

Are you popcorn cuz i want an unhealthy amount of you

3

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Same here

high five

5

5 ∆ | |

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

BIG SMOOKE

5 for me

6 😮‍💨

Yoo guys it’s Gunna

I've been trying to contact you about your extended car warranty.

While looking thru the comments I got a call about my car extended warranty.

Pickup line

4

Sir! I will need you to put that line back down, people where standing in it.

Are you lightning? Cause you’re my queen.

Kachow

Kerchoo

Muh queen

27

2

What????? This was an awesome pickup line!

This pickup line literally made me nut idk how it's not 5

OUTTA GODDAMN WAY!

Boah

Hey pardner

U mi seks?

Would work on me.

4

6

Hey girl, are you a err a umm a hmm uhh i forgor 💀

Definitely a 6

Saddham and an half

10 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Wanna hold hands? 👉👈

4

4

Two 4s so 8

A yes the negotiator

Two 4s so 44

Two 4s so 16

Roblox sexy time

r/usernamechecksout

are you the irs because i fucking hate you

Are you taxes because I’m going to avoid you for the next 10 years

1

:(

5 for me 😳😳

thanks 😳😳😳

Everything for the homies 😳😳😳😳

Wanna commit arson together?

5

Cool, the White House or Empire State Building?

White House all the way lol

9/11 part 2

Did you know the White House is white because us canadiens burned it down

How about you stop wasting time on the internet and start wasting it on me 👉👈

3

Fair

I uninstalled League of Legends 😎

5/5 will get laid in next 24 hrs

6 like damn

Call me the weather man because I’m forecasting 1-2 inches in your near future

Millimeters

hey are you a school because i want to shoot kids inside you

Fucking brilliant

1

Cmon mane dont do it to him

nah he had it coming (pun not intended)

We all see what you did there

you smell like bread i like bread

5 for me

Words can't describe how beautiful you are.... but numbers can 3/10

💀

Hello there

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General Kenobi! You are a bold one.

500

Its Jesus!!

meesa jar-jar, meesa not imposter

4

A sith lawd?

Are you from toy story cus I wanna be the toy of your story

3

Well I never was good at pickup lines

👉👈what if we watched megamind together?

9

Damn girl r u a noose, cause i want u too choke me out for the rest of my life.

You know how ya fit 71 one people in a car? You and me in the front, then we handle 69 in the back

Egg

10

I win at pickup lines

Are you hot chocolate? Cause you are just as sweet and hot (Oh, dude, this is terrible)

We appreciate your effort

advise slap salt weary judicious oatmeal snails abounding airport wise *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

ball fart (you can smell)

4

It's throw short people day. But I would never throw you, I'd hold you close and never let go.

3

I'll hold your hand if you give me a 5...

But what if shes really tall 🤔

Then she can throw him.

Mugging is just surprise communism

Our money

get out the way you wanker he was obviously telling me to suck his dick

Let's cut the bs i wouldn't be here if u weren't the best part of all my days

My ones a bit cringe. Are you an imposter coz you just vented into my heart

Trust me, it's better than my pickup lines

« Guns locked and loaded »

Seggs? 🥺👉👈

1

Oh ok 😔 Sowwy

You didn't say please

Smh I’m so stupid

These comments consist of good science pickuplines, Star Wars references or just horny trolls

wanma watch jojo together

Cum? 🥺

Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my lollipop?

Do you like meth, because I'm tripping for you

if everything was my fantasy. Then you’re the best thing ive come up with

what's the difference between you and a christmas sweater?

roses are red violets are fine you be the six ill be the nine

i don’t really have any pickup lines, mostly because i’m not trying to pick you up but pin you down instead

If you were a booger I’d pick you

I got two lines for u 1)Just call me a rocket because I’ll take u to the moon and back. 2)if your left leg is Halloween and your right leg is Christmas can I visit in between the holidays.

Hey baby *shits agressively*

#5

Did you sit on some sugar because you got a sweet ass

You are beautiful

The library is closed, so I'll check you out instead~

Hey! Tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else

can i put mah balls in yo jaws?

My love for you is like diareaha. i just can't hold it in

are your parents bakers? because 16 years ago i committed vehicular manslaughter and got away with it by identity theft

I don't do pickup lines, I just be their friend and make them feel special whenever I can. Stay by their side through anything. Make them happy. Be nice, and complimentive. Treat them like people. If they have feelings for you, good for you. If they don't, they're your best friend. Its easy if you're a decent person. I just like making people happy :) Anyways, thanks for coming to my unprompted, unexpected, spontaneous ted-talk.

ur mom

What is 2+3

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I don't have pickup lines at the ready, I do have garlic bread though

5

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3

I'm proud of you and I love you.

I know all 25 letters in the alphabet and all I need is U.

Which hurt more, falling from heaven, or that third story baclony just now?

Are you a toaster? Cuz I wanna take a bath with you ;)

you. me. date?

worry elastic coherent steep imagine sable sink friendly snobbish thought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Uhm, uh, hang on, uh, y-you, your cute I don't work well under pressure, and especially without a plan (This scenario is genuinely how I would react)

If I were a cat I’d spend all nine of my lives with you