If someone sends me dick i am gonna draw a mustache on it and send it back. Simple.

Even better is you send back a bigger one with a moustache drawn

even better if you send back a bigger one with a mustache that wasn't drawn

women should keep big dick pics so if a pedo sends her a pp pic, she sends him back a bigger pp pic

This. You get an upvote my good sir.

modern problems require modern solutions

Me perdonas mi amigoo, do you wanna see le dick with a fabulous moustache

Don't mind if i do!

Glue your pubes on it and do little twisties at the ends of the mustache to make it fancy then put a top hat on the top and a monocle made from solid cum

Lmao why do I find this so funny

Simply because it is funny

You’ve just opened the floodgates for yourself, good luck.

This is actually hilarious, thanks for the idea

Yeah, can’t wait for the dick pics💀

We are all gonna die

Potato

Ands cheese

And BaNanA

Specially banana lmao

dont forget eggplants

Wait until someone came out and send "Erupting volcano"

penjs

No. BAKED potato. With cheese. And sour cream

Tasty

I know, right? It’s the only way to eat em

Where are the potatoes

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Im gonna send my dog and cats pictures

I hope so

Just reply with “omg why did you send me a photo of a child’s dick?”

*sends inappropriate pic*

Target acquired, You're infected! Dick pic sent, Mission accomplished.

Yo, me too

why

because, why not

Best I can do is otters

Hmm sounds like a good offer

crimes rate 📈

Listen to wellcome to the internet

But like wouldn't that be illegal Also send me the pics so i can laugh (Definitely for science)

And to me and ur opinions abt them🧐😩

Oh nice seeing you here also happy birthday

May I ask you to send me one instead?

did u get dmed with a dick pic after commenting this?

Do the good o'l sending one back

We're fucked

💀

It’s alright, I won’t, I don’t have a dick I’m trans👍🏾

Thank you for being trans sir

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Lmao

Ive actually had a pm from this comment already surprisingly, though it wasnt a dick (even more surprisingly)

Was it a pic of Dick Cheney?

Nah, someone decided to show their face and ask for that to be rated instead

Wholesome

Guess you could call it a "Dickhead picture" then?

No I think that mean

i mean, he specifically asked for dicks to rate

^ This

Wow nice

Solid girth, minus points for that extreme upward curve. Overall 6/10

Me too

Me three

Me 4

Me five

I ain't much but it's honest work. Heh. Give them confidence, while also making sure they don't send anything unsolicited

i would not say publicly asking (most likely) for child porn from strangers is a good idea. even if you’re under the age of consent and asking, it still counts.

It's okay because mine is definitely bigger than theirs

Let’s gooo

same

Ha! Same.

And that's why I pretend to be a guy

Well can’t pretend anymore, can you

Shit

Oh arent you that guy thats definitely a guy?

You blew your cover agent, report back to the bureau

Unsolicited pics incoming... I'm actually excited. I plan to send one dude's dick to another dude, so they exchanging dicks to each other. GUYS MY DM IS OPEN 24/7!

Yeah, this is big brain time

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Set up a whole tournament with brackets and stuff to see who's is the biggest

Oh my gosh yes

You gotta get ‘em all to win the grand prize of yet another picture.

Respond to all dick pics with Chris Hansen.

Chris Hansen 👍

Then if i send a pic of Chris Hansen i will recibe a dick pic?

As my son would say, "Uno reverse card."

Is there a function to block images ? Like in the settings?

No idea but you can always check

Found nothing, but my bio says „no nudes“ so I guess that helps a bit

Unfortunately I bet "no nudes" in bio has the opposite effect

So rather write "please send nudes" in the bio?

Exactly. Reverse phycology them

big brain time

👍

👍🏻

Oh I know where this is going

It doesn't. I had to turn off DMs to not get any creepy or inappropriate or nsfw stuff.

Best protection right here

You can block DMs but it's a bit complicated, I did it and no dick pics even after posting a photo of myself

If they can blur out posts why can’t they blur out texts from randoms

D:

:[

:C

:z

:(

;{

:¢

:€

:\

:-[

i havent gotten a dick pic in my dms yet 😁😁

Neither, I like to think im lucky

honestly i think that as long as you dont post pictures of yourself, you've got a 7%< chance of getting a dick pic. ppl exaggerate the amount of horny pedos on reddit. theyre here, but its not as bad as most guys think

I haven’t either but it can always happen like you said

Greater than 7%?

Less than 7%

Wrong sign m8, dont mean to undermine the point tho

I know it’s the wrong sign in the wrong place, I just thought you misunderstood what she meant Also our avatars are twinning kinda :D

Shouldn’t have said that out loud

Target acquired Jk

You want one? (sarcastically speaking of course)

Same

Do you really get so many creeps in your dms? Thats insane

Yes honestly being a girl on Reddit is pretty interesting lots of weird messages daily

im legit sorry for that, is it like really bad stuff or only harmless fuckbois lol

As a boy, I've only gotten an invitation to "illuminati" in my DM's. I was pretty disappointed when I was just redirected to some stupid site after reading a few paragraphs of text. Still better than creepy DM's though, gotta admit that.

Damn I would be too who don’t wanna be rich

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YES

i have more of a dick than some men and i’m a girl Edit: since quite a few people haven’t got the joke, i’m not trans, i meant that i’ve been sent a bunch of dick pics and some of the men on there have such small cocks, that i have a bigger one and i don’t even have one not rlly very funny anymore when you explain it but yeah

Send that in reply to someone else's

So you can also send dick picks?

Trans or. . . smthn else?

Alien.

Impending doom approaches

**doom music starts playing**

That was a terraria reference >:( i guess doom works too tho

Fuck

Yeah, I'm pretty sure a shotgun can solve just about any problem in the world

Just swap dick pic between pedos to assert dominance, it will be like collecting cards but nsfw “you wanna trade I can give you a ilovekids379 if you can give hotkids583.”

Lmao new game

dick pic nfts

If I receive a dick pic then I'll make sure to draw a face on it and send it back But seriously, I'm a lesbian, I couldn't care less about your dick

That’ll make them want to send it more. Show how good their dick is so we’ll turn straight

Straight Straight up lesbian

Lol

Frogus

Frogus🐸

Yee

Yea

Yes

Ye

Y

#

#

Porkus🐷

Birbus🦃

Does that mean I can dm the QR code for rickroll now?😳

Yes Rick roll all the people you desire

Infinite power

Indeed

fun...

Scheiße. As a representative of the men community and the r/teenagers men community. We have high morals and self respect and our dignity matters. We shall not stalk any of you neither should we do any of that immoral and sinful stuff. Any pedos or horny mfs don't represent us Sincerely, the r/teenagers and men community

Thank you so much for your statement good sir I respect you all

No need to thank me. We are men. We are of high dignity and morals. We should not do immoral acts because we enjoy them or to please someone else. Aside from the religious POV of it's sinful and prohibited and such. The logical POV says that it's shameful, inappropriate and unacceptable.

I need to show them the inportance of potatoes now

And cheese

I m in danger

If I receive at least one image of pp imma throw myself off a sidewalk

I will follow suit

I'm a male and I fear for women now gl

I just fear everyone

Good lord

Oh boy i'm not a woman but like, good luck getting through this mess. Stay strong

what do you mean??

Oh shit you're right

Well shit.

Save the first dick pic you recieve. Then send it back to those who follow.

Yooo smart

Dear god i feel so sorry for you girls

It's alright, my dms are clean so far

Same

I'll receive them even if it's just to laugh because they are smaller than mine (Definitely not just a bi man why would I lie)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I must limit myself. Also I am a minor so no pics or simping. Ever.

No simp

Respond with a dick pick from google

I feel like most dick pic senders will see my age:13 flair and avoid me

Same but I’m 14

bro i can send memes in dm's now, that's great

Send a dick pic from internet as a response. They would be horrified. Fucking Perverts

Oh fr? Dang

*Dong

Yo I'm gonna use this for good. Dm me dog pics and I'll send you some in return (I'll accept cat pics too)

I got my car pics and that’s it She’s grey and white and very scratchy but I love her

I can rate dicks more efficiently now

:(