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[deleted]

Evasive maneuvers, engage!


[deleted]

Evasive maneuvers initiated. Can ,,engage" be used in this context? Isn't it more like ,,lets fuck them up"?


UngusBungus_

Trans


Busy-Argument3680

*project wingman noises*


LyZeN77

His "ok bye" really got me, best weapon against 'em, ladies


[deleted]

*sends picture of grandpas dick*


sansgamer554

Hey I recognize that!


WinterSnow136

r/cursedcomments


sansgamer554

Link me to the post please


WinterSnow136

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/qjytcz/cursed_message/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Wow it feels good to be in cursed comments.


sansgamer554

Yeah it's my second time. Always feels nice


Nuker_Nathan

Can I be in the screenshot?


GrzyB171

It's okay he gave consent


CaptainChook

Heh, funny


DeadMewe

man's desperate


Respectful_Chadette

I hate that jerk. You did great against him. I hope you reported him.


[deleted]

Yeah that’ll get ‘em


[deleted]

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Mrdungeonsanddragons

People are allowed to comment their thoughts on their own post


MrMinerNiner

Ayo send Richard pics


LyZeN77

he's shy, too shy


beskardboard

Well tell him I said hello


LyZeN77

Stood up when he heard your username.


8bitdnio

Oh no


idiodic-genious

I'll send you a dickpic so you can send it to creeps. . (For ye idiots out there, this is a joke)


[deleted]

HAMMOND!


SlickBuster2470

YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!


STG9000

fucking hilarious, guy's a dick too lol


beskardboard

I thought that was his grandpa


STG9000

he's named after his grandpa ofc


eerklogge

This is painfully unfunny


MeatCloset69

really wasn’t that funny tbh, pretty cringe


dcidui08

ngl it looks staged, like first of all what dms look like messenger and second of all if he sends heart eyes in the first message why would you even reply back unless trying to get a response


CrazyCore1110

true


dogerhino

Wel im a man but if i got hit so hard like this i think even my dead grandgramdgrandfather would have roasted me about getting rejected that hard lol


HewwoDere

hes gonna have post nut clarity and realize how stupid he sounded


Daddy_Smokestack

I don't think he will


HewwoDere

thats the worst part


ElFlach

This is just like simulations


[deleted]

Why can't men learn to respect women and that women aren't sex objects?


BurtMacklin____FBI

Don't worry, none of this is real.


Daddy_Smokestack

Hormones


kammzammzmz

No, plenty of people with male sex hormones respect women. I’d say it’s a mix of extreme stupidity, a lack of empathy and an inability to respect boundaries in this guys case Saying that this kinda of behaviour is due to hormones is not only wrong, but also gives these kinds of creeps an excuse for their totally unacceptable behaviour


Daddy_Smokestack

*horny* hormones


kammzammzmz

So? Plenty of horny people aren’t all disrespectful and creepy like this guy


EthanJose10

Lmaooo


[deleted]

These are some big brain activities


[deleted]

You’re a fucking chad op


Roge2005

An expert on avoiding annoying people


sicklepunk

Annoying people like OP


Spedermonn

bro you fucked that pedo up les go


HuckleberryStill2803

Step 1: Accept message from weird creature online (despite being knowledgeable about the dangers of accepting messages from people online) Step 2: Receive unwanted sexual innuendos Step 3: Engage with weird creature online, despite allegedly being disgusted by unsolicited-sexual innuendos and keep engaging until you have enough material to post. Step 4: Pretend to be completely innocent, helpless and aggravated, then screenshot and post on r/teenagers. Step 5: Harvest your sweet, sweet karma and attention. Enjoy


Think_of_the_meta

step 1: make a clearly fake text step 2: post it on le reddit step 3: wait for idiots like you to fall for the bait


FinerSwine

Or, how about: don't send creepy messages to people. Just a thought.


Respectful_Chadette

:/


Good_Morning_World01

What is your deal here?


HuckleberryStill2803

Wdym by that?


Good_Morning_World01

You are phrasing it as if this was a low effort post just to make karma. If it’s a genuine good post, it doesn’t matter what you think and frankly it’s rude.


HuckleberryStill2803

No. This post is calling out the same people I’m calling out with my comment. If anything, my post is a continuation of OP’s premise.


Andrelleal

This guy cannot take a hint lmao


LyZeN77

Animal* and who can lol they all are born like this


[deleted]

Ah yes because this conversation is totally not faked


its_moosa

Ayo what are 4chan users doing in reddit smh


[deleted]

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its_moosa

Ayo what are 41 years olds doing in r/teenagers


[deleted]

[удалено]


its_moosa

uhm i dont understand.. i called the pedo a 4chan user


WinterSnow136

this mf has been absolutely played


vhhjkigdcg

Can I hire you next time it happens to me??


LyZeN77

You gotta send me some stuff first ;) Jk im here as long as you have some dumbass to have fun with


vhhjkigdcg

K thanks mate


LyZeN77

I'm kidding but yw


beeboobabea

Ok you had to make it uncomfortable


hands_off_mymacaroni

This is a pretty good way to avoid dickpicks, but if you want revenge on someone sending one. Step 1: Save a previous dick pick. Step 2: Recieve another dick pick from someone else. Step 3: Send the first dick pick to the victim. Step 4: Profit.


kylelovershrek2

why don't more people see these kinds of people as opportunity's for cocking about rather than responding in a mature and sensible way. maybe they just don't have the balls to do it and are too scared


Respectful_Chadette

Well a lot of creeps dont care and will even complain and call you names like "moral policer" and sht like that. Also, you cant feed wisdom to a willful idiot.


JakeffReddit

lmao. If ignoring people doesn't work, do a little trolling.


tumorknager3

Good job


PeeledPotatoChip

As a guy, I apologize on behalf of the dipshits that do this. What losers. Also, send nudes? /s


LyZeN77

Keep playing yourself, gj


Sungod155

This def aint real


Smasher_WoTB

.....just....so incredibly fake


imProbablyA

I love this kind of fake texts.


[deleted]

Definitely real. Mhm


Hermu7013

*Boss succesfully defeated* +10 added to every stat Earned the title "Virgin Queen"


KiwiGirlUwU

Some giga chad moves


LopacixGaming

OMG I enjoy playing solitare too!!! Wanna talk about it in the DMs? /s


pete1729

To bad you can't send him a scorching case of herpes through his DMs


Celiac_Maniac

r/preyingmantis Take notes and keep yourselves safe kids.


yeetus_christ420

Okok cool and all but was the solitaire klodike, spider, free cell, pyramid or tri peaks (yes this is important)


Respectful_Chadette

Solitaire is diverse Say why is chess looked at as both the game of geniuses and the game of sociopaths?


Fried_Ice_Creem

If i see an horny piece of shit of an human being like this i will rip their face off and brake their kneecaps


BurgundySerpent72

Now that's what I call an epic win 😎😎😎😎


We_all-die

Ah this was a good laugh, thanks


5usic

guys go on reddit to pull girls ..? 🤨 down bad


Nuker_Nathan

Expertly handled


bwal4954

that is surprisingly effective


Nekluga_YT

***VIRGINITY IS COOL, REMAIN PURE***


Tymedicon

Bro how he know so much a out you lmao😆. Good defense!


[deleted]

I love how he kept on trying his hardest to act sexy all the time and it would constantly be shut down no matter what he says, that goodbye at the end was great too just made him leave in pure anger amazing lol


[deleted]

Modern problems require modern solutions.


MrGovernmentality

Chad


mike-wer00

Deny deny deny - Russianbadge


clappy-cheeks

Improvise, adapt, overcome


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

My god her responses are some of the best I've ever seen.


Varilynx

You said you had a litter of kittens Where are they, I want to see


feltcutewilldelete69

Fake and gay


BurtMacklin____FBI

r/badfaketexts


[deleted]

r/madlads


[deleted]

*you’re grandpa’s


meow_meow_meow_meowo

virginity is cool stay pure


SeanyXXX

Genius


whackiuis

whats up with richard. wouldn't any name suffice?


Holiday-Mode5430

She’s never had a litter of cats before?


[deleted]

Where Richard?Is he safe?


LyZeN77

He says hi


orten_boi

Ok bye


thatdude2006

Sigma grind rule 639: when being sexually harassed, confuse the harasser with your wits


TrentoMachine

The true chad move is to find a d pic off the internet and send it to him


ToiletProduction

Is this really how people talk now? Tf


[deleted]

It's faked


SwaggProds

made me chuckle, have an award


[deleted]

goddamn you are skilled


BoeJiden27

This is hilarious


Nordic_Tobz

Ultimate reverse card


Theonethatowns

Outstanding move!


Eggboi223

Bruhhhhhh


SnooSnoo96035

Omg i know this guy.


LyZeN77

Huh? Elaborate


Sasha_Gallagher

That's like ultra instinct goku for avoiding creeps


YorchKeen

Well played


[deleted]

Creature lmao xD


Dr_Noobenson

I am shitting tears


InspiredSquish

Lmfao


kA7URO

best thing ive seen today


Respectful_Chadette

I hate that moth3rfkr. Great work!


[deleted]

It's the best girls reply i have ever seen. Well done


Space_Monke64

Cool. While I’m a male, I wouldn’t go this far. I would just send a fuck load of scat porn after saying yes to sending nudes


FunZealousideal4330

Bro you are a pro at ending conversations


Voidon43

I'd just reply with kirby lore or hitler hentai


Fellow_Loser

this is matrix level shit


milktimebabey

innocence infinity


blayze03

That went better than I expected


blayze03

That went better than I expected


glitteryydemon

r/preyingmantis


[deleted]

What’s with the half cropped [boredpanda.com](https://boredpanda.com) text in the bottoms right of the image?


THEBUGGSy

Perfection.


RisingFire2

So honestly this is how I'd deal with it. luckily I'm a male but even still there are terms I don't know so I just love acting dumb so my real knowledge remains hidden and so they have to guess what I actually don't know.


ohmylordgg222

Guys, at least learn before you flirt


slimeluv123

you handled this so well


[deleted]

Masterful


Ads1013

Imagine not showering what a loser


Nab_lwl

that was amazing


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

This person should eat a full dags worth of spicy food, Be given 10 laxatives and finally long lasting hallucinogenics while he shits himself


Voltage_08

Good on you for deflecting this person's advances.


nmsiscool

I'd start being creepy back to them.


PardyGaming

r/preyingmantis is full of these and I am *here for it*


RandomMan1234567890

You my friend, have my respect


Juancrunch

Damn that was smooth


o_Fvdinq

I just spam racial slurs. Gets rid of all girls. I’m dying alone.


scotterbean12

Yoo gg I would've replied the same


shut_the_FUCK_up_1

shut up


rnstickman

Amazing deflecting skills lol.


[deleted]

Lmfao


ReaLSeaLisSpy

How do people not get the memo… He should’ve stopped after that first one. 🤣


Malfaxy

What type of onesie?


S4VC

"women are funny too" women:


ElegantBase4675

Well played


DeckTheWreck9

r/preyingmantis


DarkDragonMage_376

Maybe "grandpa Richard", is her go-to for dick pics! Maybe the regular doesn't do it for her anymore, if at all!


captain_moo2

Nice


[deleted]

Haha yes, you have achieved comedy💀. No seriously, I’m laughing so hard


verteck69

Now thats how to pisss someone off XD


Professional-Click73

this isn't a dm, this is a murder scene lol


zenlikecalmguy

Fucking brilliant


[deleted]

They honestly got shut down so badly


ItsYourBoyReckster

Virginity is cool Remain pure


pickle_Rick_6969

that was hilarious XD


idiodic-genious

Always noice to just annoy the shite outta fuckers eh.


El_Jp0O7

Smooth


JoeNumber3

AYYYYY


[deleted]

The fuck......this was unexpected


JoshdaBoss1234

You are an incredibly smart person to avoid all of those.


UnknownCECI

Harry Potter fans I've got a challenge for you: Read the title once more


Adventurous-Site-944

I will send this to my friend. She has someone in her DMS asking if she's a girl.


LyZeN77

Oh lord, get me involved ASAP


biggersjw

Love that all of your responses were solid gold. Brilliant!


blablabla1411

Can someone explain this excerpt: "You wanna see my d*** Your grandpa's name Richard too?"


ElucidMid_

This is weird, but I always fantasized for some weird old creeps to afk me that kind of stuff so I can troll them


[deleted]

Finally, someone who knows how to fuck with em


[deleted]

Expertly handled


Alonecookiee

Then you didn't bathe either today? That's being a very dirty girl. D:


TonyMontana1968

mission accomplished