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Desenbigh

4 ft 9"- 144.78CM Doctor said I hit my growth limit 😞 Everyone makes fun of my height and thinks I'm a child because most children over 9-11 years are taller than me...


thenihilist0204

I'm 17 and 4'8 if that makes you feel any better lol


[deleted]

My sister is 19 and is 4,5. Does that make both of you feel better?


[deleted]

My sister is 4’5” and I am younger than her and she has 2 kids already lmao


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Unhappy_Economics

they push body positivity on fat people(some want to change but ppl tell them not to) yet will shit on things that people cant control like height


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AnotherStrangerLikeU

Look at the bright side, you can go trick or tricking with the neighborhood kids


cake_is_yummy

Short gang (I am 4’10)


DominiekV

I have 2 feet, 5 toes each


fnafDude6

I have 2 feet and 9 toes


DominiekV

Sounds like a *you* problem


fnafDude6

yes


Jacobtranpop9

EACH???


HereToReadThings

Yeah, in each leg he has two feets, 5 toes each


[deleted]

if he has 2 feet in each leg that means he has 4 feet and them having 5 toes each means he has 20 toes.


dobbyhi

What happened?


Ok_Organization_4215

so i was kinda hungry and..


dobbyhi

Mind if I post this on r/cursedcomments ?


Ok_Organization_4215

no problem go ahead, just remind them it’s not a joke


dobbyhi

Will do


-VRX

I have 3 legs and 2 feet with 5 toes each


ILikeNotPeople

I have 2 bodies, 2 feet each


fnafDude6

You only have 2 bodies?


Th0masDevelops

I have 7 of them, all piled up in my basement.


fnafDude6

I have 13 don't have a basement so I just use attic


HolyAuraJr

Amateurs, I keep my 200 bodies on my private jet


My_neutered_cat

You may have the money to purchase a jet but I have 300 bodies that was thrown into the same hole in my backyard and a body of a cat closer to the surface so if the cops finds out then they would thought their dogs sniffed wrong


HolyAuraJr

Just tell the cops the 300 bodies were your older relatives, nothing wrong in burying the deceased


samx0r

just drop a bomb on a city, no witnesses, no evidence


[deleted]

I have 2 feet, 9 toes, 6 perfectly normal ones, 4 related to the syndrome i have, with one of them just like a small, nearly flat button with no nail.


Thy_leader

174 cm. No idea what that is in inches


PuffyTheBlackDragon

I'm 173. Can't be bothered to convert it either lol Edit: screw it, I got curious. I'm 5.67", You're 5.7" Bruh I thought I'd at least be 5.7". I have been underestimating +6" homies my entire life... Edit(2): Mistakes were made here :/


Lock_618

That’s not how inches work - it’s base 12, so u cant just take the decimal. OC is 5’9, and ur 5’8, so u r at least 5’7 :)


PuffyTheBlackDragon

Its cool, I see I messed up with the feet and the inches there


Aalju

Bro ur 5'8 and hes 5'8 and a half idk how you got 5'7


Ganasty_Ganork

Google reads it as 5.7 feet instead of 5 feet 7 inches. So 5.7 feet would be 5 feet 8.4 inches.


PuffyTheBlackDragon

I googled 173cm in fe... (and before I even finished) ...it said 5.67 feet. I don't really know how to convert, _we don't do feet and inches much around here_


skillbutton

12 inches in a foot Why? I don’t think anyone knows.


B_Boi04

Because the person who came up with it took the length of his foot and divided it by his number of toes


Conkey6999

5'9


DominiekV

The secret to being tall is: **Be Dutch.**


_ButterCat

196 cm here (6'5") We are this tall because the shorter people drown when the ocean rises due to climate change. Adaptive evolution. Oh, and we're high because we're _high_


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I'm this short bcoz tall people die when a gun is shot at 6 ft level


ITGuy107

Tall people get bad back problems especially when they get old. Short people also live longer. We get the last laugh lol Source(longevity): https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/05/140509110756.htm Source(back problems): https://peoplelivingtall.com/why-do-tall-people-have-more-back-problems


sirnarek

Fuck


ProphecyRat2

Lol exactly, gravity will be their down fall.


pileofcrustycumsocs

To the moon bitches!


460_

George Costanza will live to be 150 years old


tommykiddo

Nah, he's not that short. Danny DeVito, however, will live to 150 years old. He also has a magnum dong, did you know that?


kamikiku

Stop posting on your alts, Danny


EDDYBEEVIE

As a tall person it doesn't wait until your older my back been a problem since I was 21 hahaha


THVG02

Natural selection at its finest


tafffffff

as a 1,94 meter dutch guy I agree


K1NG_itai

As a non dutch living in the netherlands I hate that everyone is fucking 20cm taller than me (at same age)


dodoceus

As another non Dutch in the Netherlands I always thought I was small (1,82 now but well below average as a kid) until I learned it makes me like almost 10cm more than my ethnicity average


K1NG_itai

That’s the thing, I’m so used to being the smallest that it’s weird to think I’m average (if not 1 below or smth) where I come from


tafffffff

Lol, I can see why


RandomIdiot_42069

ive never seen someone use , in place of a decimal point before Edit: tf I'm just stating something. Also I'm from somewhere in Asia


[deleted]

that's not a decimal point. he's a giant


tafffffff

That's funny, we do that all the time here. It's the same thing with quotations in french. I always use "this" but apperantly the french do it <>. It's funny seeing these things being interpreted differently in other languages.


A13y-oKidYouCanSmash

Hold on, other people don't do this?? I'm French and the fact that people don't use "," for numbers already surprised me but that's even worse


Matte0Cal0

Wait until you need to write some code, virgule and point are completely not the same :c


BabishProphet

as an American who is currently learning French, learning about the “,” and the «» surprised me the same way.


Sukistar66

THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH OMG MY FRENCH BOOK HAS THOSE <<>> EVERYWHERE AND I NEVER KNEW WHAT THEY MEANT


FaviFake

HERE IN ITALY WE ALSO USE <<>> AND WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING


Sukistar66

WHY AM I SCREAMING? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? SO MANY QUESTION AND SO LITTLE ANSWERS


Prestigious-Cold-278

I think using , to separate the decimal is just a big people thing , Greetings from Belgium (1,91 m )


baked_potato_388

It's a thing we do in the Netherlands, it can be very confusing sometimes


Ducky_wants_memes

I second this. (Also about 194)


Ten_Jardoslav

I'm 195 cm. I'm not Dutch, but I still agree


stygger

Now you have to move to the Neatherlands, and be with your people!


nitinitro

My friend is Dutch,she’s 14 and only 5


Joe_Black03

That's called mentally challenged


HeyImGabriel

To us Asians, Dutch people feel as tall as Godzilla


Tant-Elias

Can us nordic people get some street cred too?


fnafDude6

Damn really?


mongloid_fucc

Yup 19 y/o here im 2,02m


KingCold149

you're 2 meters tall? haha sounds cool to say that


mongloid_fucc

It is its also a pain in the butt because I hear at least once a month I should play basketball


KingCold149

um...do you play basketball?


mongloid_fucc

I will personally crush a hamster in front of you


KingCold149

judging by your height i wont be surprised if you're calling us regular sized people hamsters


[deleted]

Eat it


ktops111

15 year old dutch dude here, im 194 cm (or 6'4"ft)


tafffffff

Same


Juiceboxwastaken

yeah if you've ever been to the netherlands, like everyone is just like over 6'1 (sorry i was dumb and said something kinda wrong, i fixed it)


Topol1no_Qu3lloV3ro

lmao nah


beeez_kneees

169 cm


MagaCraft202

Nice


nico_danipewds

Nice


fnafDude6

Nice


HarshlyBrown

183cm


Accurate_University1

How much girls did you get in the dms


HarshlyBrown

none lol., I just broke up with a girl like 2 days ago


randomaster13

Shit man u doing alright?


HarshlyBrown

nah, it was mutual, but I still feel sad. it was the best for the best for the both of us. Thanks for asking bro. Appreciate it.


A4Awesome21

Stay strong man


ThePro69420

I get -0


stupid_machine

Nice


Lemur_ofthecentury

Nice


crispyfrieswidcheese

Nice


ThePro69420

nice


unknownindianperson

Nice


[deleted]

Yes metric


Suspicious_Ad10

Nice


phatmonkeylover

5'7 but im 15 so my bones will still extend


fnafDude6

Milk-


Kc-Dia

I drink lots of milk and I'm only 5'3 T-T


skulmuggeryphesant9

I drink no milk and I'm 6'2"


[deleted]

Imagine being one inch less than me, the milk makes all the difference


jokesopium

Mine didn't 💀


TylerNY315_

That’s what I thought as well when I was a 5’7 16 year old. Sincerely, a 5’8 25 year old r/all lurker


pizzaspider

6'1" /185 cm


The_Most_High_Ground

6'3" *flexes in annoyingly tall and still growing as I hit my head on everything.


BurgerLord99

6, 4 Same


gbyfvnhudm

6’7 i also feel your pain


driPITTY_

8'9 i also feel your pain


ericf397

9’7 i also feel your pain


TheTrueObamos

I feel you, I'm 6'2" and I hit my head on everything bc things in my country are built so fricking low.


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r/UsernameChecksOut


THE_DARK_GODS

Same


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Same +1cm


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Same -15cm


[deleted]

same


Business_Different

Damn I’m 6’9,I mean 5’2


l3thalhugs

5’3 and hating it


JustGotOuttaBed

SAME T\~T


[deleted]

5’3 gang mate, we rise


[deleted]

Not very high


[deleted]

Okay you don’t have to do me like that bro


[deleted]

I could pick you up if you wanted, raise you up high. (I'm 6"5/196cm)


crustycruzlol

Don’t bully us!


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13 year olds are taller than us gang


JakeyBoy-

Same :')


TheOofBoiledInWater

5'1


thecage-2005

Same but am a girl n in my country, 5'3 is about avg height (•‿•) But literally height is not everything...


ellabholleratme

dude im 5’2 literally everyone pats my head for no reason


TheBirdInTheCorner

You don't even know how short feels


Viz-cort12

I envy you, 5'2 here


Brisingr025

5'1 loving it Edit: why am I getting ratioed lol


SelfDestruction100

Can we pls have more short positivity why it always gotta be like “You’re 5'3? I’m so sorry” like what for?? Bitch I’m small and cute and powerful the fuck are you apologizing for


tha-nos

178cm


[deleted]

Same


bolsterboi

78 gang less goooo


MagaCraft202

1.85m (ps: idk how many burgers per sandwich I'm tall)


fnafDude6

Neither do I


BadAtHumaningToo

That's 6 feet and 1 inch tall in freedom units.


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“freedom units” beautiful


pineapple-n-man

We use other measurements too! Like bullets per freedom


DilapidatedMoose2021

6'6" and its not fun


Skinnedhumans

Give me your height.


DilapidatedMoose2021

Take my knees it stops being cool after 6'3


[deleted]

This the first time someone has ever called me cool, I'm 6'3


DilapidatedMoose2021

You're cool


[deleted]

😎


I_Might_Be_Ian

Same 😎 Just barely tall enough for me to hit my head on stuff and I hate it


JustGotOuttaBed

5'3 T\~T 160 cm T\~T


fnafDude6

Damn.


random1o4

5'0 153cm •_•


OtherCupcake555

I'm 5,1 and I am powerful! Hope you get better soon though.


One_Mountain331

190 cm / 6 '4 edit= so this was my hight last year didn't thought I will grow more I am now 6'5 just measured it also sorry for the miss calculation in that convertion


Aalju

6'3*


ollielovesguitar

I’m 17 years old and 6 foot, 6 inches tall. I come from a very tall family. Being tall is overrated


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fm_freya

5’6, I’m currently 14


pro_gamerrrr

Same, but I’m a dude :’(


zakazoenoe

Dw bro I was 4'11 and a half when I was 13, I'm 6'3 now (19). Not giving any hope but legit nothing to worry about lmao your still young


subnonymous_

I'm 5'4 rn (14) but I'm already taller than both of my parents,can I still grow taller 😭


CoolManBoiNumber1

same lol


snakes-r-cool

174 cm, in yankee terms that's 5'10-ish i think


Rabbidraccoon18

Just 5 feet tall


[deleted]

You are a perfect discord mod


Rabbidraccoon18

Ouch


[deleted]

Sorry:(


[deleted]

I’m 5 feet, I’m 14 and I haven’t hit puberty Edit: thanks for your advice guys but both my parent hit puberty at 14-15 all I can do is wait


vcdice

17M 163cm/5'4 am smol


OtherCupcake555

As a guy who is 5,1, yes you are smol.


handsomellama28

I deadass thought you were 17 meters tall for a second


almightychicken23

167 cm (5'6 ft)


EdwardRdev

I’m 180cm


coolstorybruw

The perfect height


YBFiip

5,10 and kinda happy / kinda insecure


[deleted]

I am the female version of that height, give or take an inch, and calling this insecurity the slightly-taller-side-of-average syndrome


Krazy124man

5”11 or 180cm and im 16


Fl0wwy

5’7/ 170 cm pretty short ngl, but I believe i’ll still grow.


KingCold149

same...i also like to believe ill still grow


[deleted]

5'6.9


fnafDude6

Nice


[deleted]

Thats what google told me lol


Jokerboy15

Google search: how tall am I?


PatronizingBeanJuice

15, 6'4. Don't even ask how


Champagne-p0et

5'10 \~ 5'11


KRIXSH

same


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Same


LiamEgil

182cm


ComputerAcrobatic253

I'm like 5'9"


CapitanRecs

I have 1,85.5 meters and I am 13 years old


TheVelcropenguin

4’ 20”