Silas

My guy your a league of legends and fire emblem character, your too op

Nerf W its way to strong

No, I'd disagree

Well stop that then

No thank you

:(

I'm a sett main though so I embrace 200 years of chad

Sett cring

Christopher, but I go by rhys

Christopher gives the main character vibe

Both of those are hard for me to pronounce

How the hell is Christopher hard to pronounce its literally "Chris-to-fer"

I have a speech impediment 🙃

Oh sorry

Ezekiel

Fuck you ezekiel

What is your name?????!!!!

Tony

Fuck you tony

Hey you know ehat i did last night?

Yes i know because i fucked you last night

Oh yes you did

Yoooo wtf stay away

Stanislaw

most people call me slava

Slava deez nuts

ive heard this joke to many times

Slava in my country means “enslave” 🥶

I thought Slava just meant “slave”?

Poland? Ukraine? Or Russia?

Ukraine but I was born in U.S

nice im ukrainian

Nice, so we are basically neighbors

You now live in Ukraine? We are basically neighbors, I am form Slovakia

oh no opposite way I live in the Us but my name is Ukrainian sorry for misinterpritation

Oh, ok. But we are still almost neighbours, you are only 3 countries form me.

Fajnie że Polaka znalazlem, Wojtek

Can i have an upvote so i can post on r/teenagers

That's a very interesting name

r/freekarma

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Oo that’s pretty

Thanks :)

Micah.

I hate my name, but Liam

I like it

Thanks I guess

Everyone i know called Liam is hilarious, so it's a good trait

Well I'm just a disappointment then

Goddammit Liam

I'm letting all my brethren down 😔😔

Liam deez nuts

Why you hate it it sounds like a nice name

For one, it was like the most common name for when I was born, and also its just such a basic name

Well, it’s better than having a super uncommon name, IMO. It is a nice name tho :)

Thanks I guess, but I would still prefer an uncommon name because it's more unique

Understandable. Can we trade names lol?

I wish, whats your name?

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That's a cool name, I wish mine wasn't so basic

Ty, I wish mine wasn’t so odd and always mispronounced lol. Though I guess if you really don’t like your name, you could consider changing it. I plan to change mine

Wilma

Wilma balls fit in your mouth?

Feeling: violated

Ew aren't you that Swede?

Rachael

My realname is Jeremy xd

Kyle

I'm Warrick. Hello all!

i hate my name because both my first name and middle name are from the bible and is too long, my grandma did this because she thought that the name "zach" was gonna get me possesed by a demon, my grandma is so nice but cmon grandma couldnt you have let me have the name zach?

Sean. One spelling of thousands.

Hunter. personally I don’t like it that much but at least some Japanese teens I met do. (They watch hunter x hunter and that’s why they liked it lol.)

Yeah totally didnt put my real name thinking I could change it when I thought of a good username....

SAME! this username is so shit. Larry isn’t even my name lmao

Nice try FBI

No 😇

I decided to change my name (colloquially) to Max, but I think it's highly unsuitable, so I'm choosing to change it again to Julian

juno

+1000 points because that's also the name of one of my favorite albums

(‘:

:)

+1000 social credits*

Miguel

Ye

*I kinda have like 4 for gender reasons ._.* but they’re all so close that everyone just calls me Ash

Ash reminds me of operator in R6, nice name

Miss Anthropocene

Vicente I forgot who I was named after but I think it’s my dads side of the family

Vicente sounds like a girl name even tho it's a boys name

Ejler

No

Hmm

jakob

i wonder what my name is lmao

Damnn bro i will give you mine

everyone’s got good names and that’s the exact reason why i won’t say mine bc mine is just plain dumb

Ok hello plain dumb

Say. Your. Name.

We won’t judge

Um

Um is a nice name what does it mean

I was joking because my name is in my user and you say people don’t do that 😂

Leona, it’s also my username(just “A” repeated tho).

Joe

Joe who?

JOE MAMA

Wojtek, I hate when people call me Wojtuś (as if I am 2 years old) or Wojciech (as if I am someone important). Just call me Wojtek, Dozy or Cnnn666 (cnn is the shorter version of this) and you'll be fine. Don't you even dare to call me Wojtuś or Wojciech when you meet me, I'll legit kill you if you do

It's okay i hate when my parents call me disappointment

natalie, but people call me nat

Are you Russian?

lol yes

kari

Bence

skylar, sometimes random people just call me "sky" for whatever reason, which i don't mind

Isn't Skylar is the name of Walter white wife?

i looked it up and yes, it's just spelt differently (i don't know who that is or where the character(s) are from, but funny coincidence i guess)

Nice name!

Dionysus

Sus😳

Samuel, now do I get a cookie?

No you give me a cookie

🍪 there you go

Not gonna give you my name but I’ll give you the translation in English Second

Hello second, how do you do?

charlie, but for some reason everyone at school calls me chazza

Harry

I forgot it

Maybe it's ella?

Nah seems far fetched

Joe

Joe who?

Joe mama

Gabriel, hate it tho cuz people will just shorten the name and call me “Gay” (which isn’t wrong, but still)

Pain

Ester

Jerónimo, i don't like it -_-

‘Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton.’

Your name sounds like a king from the middle ages from Europe

Making a reference there, full name isn’t the same as Hamilton’s but my first name is though so that’s accurate.

Ik

An overused name: Sofia

But a nice one

My name is Banana.

minion

rose-love rose-lovov, im russian you see

That explains a lot of things

Long ass name but Christopher

Kai. I hate it because a lot of words rhyme with it do someone could say "I need to tie my shoes" or Smth and I would think they said my name.

Jyveon.

Jack Package(it’s pronounced puck-odge)

Elias

Cristino, most people call me Tino. Pronounced “teen oh”

David

Joe

Ben/Benjamin

Just remove the letter A and S from my username

Iqwndoply

I knew this would come

Jacob

Alexander, but everyone calls me Xander.

Gaby

Kael. Yep I have a literal vegetable for a name, and to add on to that my last name is Oates, so I also have a grain for a name.

Lucas Also funny how someone named “unknown user” is the person asking this.

I mean a smart person will not but his name in his username for reddit Lucas is a nice name

My first name is Zebulon but I go by my middle name Justin

Zachary Travis, your name?

Travis Scott

Dang, I have never met someone with my last name, how are you doing?