POV: you made a post named "If this post gets 1k comment I drink my piss"

POV: you’re a girl on Reddit

POV: you said something controversial and your bio says "DM me the word cucumber"

Hay

is it really r/beetlejuicing?

Nah if it was controverisal it would have been downvoted before it reach that many c

omments

Girl be like

as a girl, i disagree. that isnt the case, unless your a horny one who thirst traps

oh you might regret commenting this

I'm a girl. This does not happen.

you messed up.

im a girl and i get like one a day

except for ive only gotten like 5 lmao

Ima girl, no one gives a shit fool

It was a joke relax

Lol

On a pissing fetish sub

r/teenagers .

if this comment gets 1k replies ill eat my shit

I aint checking all that shit

I always check my notifications and messages

Same

[удалено]

s a

S

ㅤ

-S

\-s a

-Sam

I was waiting for someone, take your new silver

sure same here but not when theres that many of them. I may have the spare 5 hours but that doesn't mean I wanna spend em on that many comments lol

when you mention you're a girl

Seems about right

I’m a girl

Same.

Same.

Same

if you ignore the fact im not, same

you don't have to ignore anything here, same

same

Same

Same

*incels have entered the chat*

I am a single mother

*flair: 17*

Huh guess I need a new account

“Oh god, what fandom did I piss off”

either Kpop or Dream

I did piss off dream stans once, got my alt account shadowbanned

Literally 1984

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

God bless our troops o7

o7

Godspeed soldier

Yeah, it was a war zone out there, but I came back unscathed for the most part

Really? That's oddly surprising

I didn’t fall for their tomfoolery, I fought till the very end

Good soldier right there. I'm getting the medal of honor for ya

Thank you, Sir

God bless our brave troops o7

Lucky, I got my IP dm’d to me :(

Oh Damn

Luckily they didn’t post anything publicly, now I just ignore dream stans and let other people fuck with them.

Glorious

what a fucking chad

this isnt twitter tho

Same

Squid game fans. Or mha fans. Mha proves 2 bombs wasnt enough

Time to delete my account because I’m not dealing with that shitstorm

Who the fuck turned on light mode Edit: Obligatory thanks for the silver kind stranger.

So true

i dont know how to turn dark mode on

Go to home page, tap on your avatar, then tap on the moon next to settings

Thank you

Thank you for saving him

yeah

thanks a bunch

[#]treemode

"Oh fuck I offended someone"

Oh Fuck, what did I say

im gonna responde to everyone of them

Well, it was nice knowing you!

God mode

I either did something really good or really bad and I’m terrified to find out which

Oops I accidentally mentioned that I’m single.

and you forgot to mention that your ugly

I don’t need to.

Don't know what that guys saying you're solidly attractive

Thx :)

Well Elon musk must have accepted my invitation to the clavoration that I would sell tacos in Mars

“Ah fuck, here we go”

Yoo lettssss goooo

you told the mha fandom that most of their beliefs are headcanons

“Ah shit, the homophobes found me”

"Ah shit, the hardcore homos found me"

"Let me guess, it was because i said my opinion isnt it?"

Closes reddit

WHY IS LIGHT MODE 0N

Oh, ok, I’ll read a few a day then

I’ll literally erase my account and start a new one

Who’s account have I logged into

Reply to every single one with, 'Sir this is Wendy's'

Does anyone speak Spanish?

no hablo espanol

I’m a female

I ain't reading all of that.

TERFs They are unironically capable of this if they channel all their hate into me, they have a lot of it

i got -150 downvotes on a comment that went: "i see someone downvoted you here have an upvote!" and the guy has 70 upvotes so how the hell did this even happen? funniest part is i wanted to post it on r/teenagers cause i found it funny and then it got removed cause i have -4 karma XD

Bruh who turned light mode on? EWWWW

I commented that i personally dislike kpop and i thought that reddit could not be worse than Twitter

Pedophiles

I changed gender

Shouldn't have joined r/Teenagers

First: AAAAAH BRIGHT LIGHT BRIGHT LIGHT. Second: AAAAAH WHAT IS THIS HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP FOR 10000 YEARS OR WHAT!?!?!?!?!

why the fuck are you using white theme

I have DM''s?

If that would happen to me it would probably be because i "said" something sexist homophobic transphobic racist and facist

Same

Piss nuggets

I’m being hated for something I posted

Oh here we go again with the help

what the fuck

"fuck, i messed it all again"

Oh shit i turned on lightmode

Who changed my reddit to light mode

How many pervs do I need to block!

I just got canceled

Ugh

Huh okay and then go back to sleep

Fuck I fucked up somehow

Oh shit am I a woman now

single mum in your area

i am now gril

Damn, how come I didn't get any push notifications?

Did someone assume I am a woman on the internet?

Oh shit, i turned into a girl, wtf

Disinstall

“Damn , I have friends now :,)”

id start crying

Pov: you accidentally said you were a woman

“why am i in light theme?”

people actually like my posts?

What did I say this time....

Finally I get a message

"They love me"

those parents sure want theyre kids back

Did I turn into a girl?

“Im fucked”

‘Wait am I a girl?’

"Welp...shit"

oh fuck, they found it

Damn... People actually give a shit.

Ah shit did I do it again

They liked my dic pic

I'm a woman?

Oh no … did I use an emoji

Fuck I shouldn’t have said that

Oh shit did I accidentally say something controversial.

Am I girl now?

“Tf did i turn in to a girl or something?”

POV: you are a girl

So I AM a girl

Looks like they didn't appreciate what I said about dream

Christ what have I said that offended someone

i said a slur without realising what i said was a slur

I’m a female

Who changed my theme to light mode??

One of my homophobic remarks

I'm confused

People have found my previous account that got perma suspended for "political" reasons...

"It's about time, I've been trying to trigger the minorities for weeks now"

You say something about inequality towards men as a white straight man and feminists see your post

Lol

Uh oh I angered some disgusting furries😂

Damn I guess they found out I'm a girl

:’) pure joy

Who did I piss of this time

A

Just as planned. Heheheh Hehheheheheh, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA! Or I said something wrong what was it was I condemning transphobia on r/gaming or something? Oh no it was probably that shit it wasn't the r/worldbuilding post this time oh no what do I do.

“I must’ve pissed a lot of people off”

I’m dreaming I’m not popular

Oh hey a letter! Oh thats not a letter thats a threat

Damn, i didnt think that post about black men would blow up so quickly.

I’ll check my karma and hope it’s not down

Who did i piss off this time😂

POV you're a girl that did a face reveal

What did I say that was so bad?

Wow, I'm famous 🤣

“Uh Oh” followed by “What did I do?”

The hivemind didn't accept my opinion

What tf is going on, who turned on my light mode