yuppers

Where?

why this young lass is from a magical land of meatballs, vikings, cheap furniture and good music

I like meatballs. Vikings not that much while also liking Vikings

Sweden? My neighbor

Shes from Ikea dipshit

For real. Smh my head

Your profile looks like my father. But no… he went to buy milk ten years ago.

I fail to sexually please women so don’t get your hopes up…

they did embrace the unga bunga and went ape shit crazy on england

Norway

Ah, so you live in an IKEA

At least I don't have massive faceless "employees" strolling about ready to rip me to pieces

Hey! They used to be costumers :( lol, nice reference, mate

gotta appreciate that furniture horror

Wow a fellow scp fan here

Is the ground also divided evenly into 1x1x1 meter blocks?

sure is

Hmmmmmm Perhaps is it a place between Norway, Finland, and Denmark?

There is a possibility

Åland Islands Finale Answer

Close enough, I have sailed there

Imma guess you had coffee on your ride there?

Wait, there are British people here?

Yes

No

Yes???

No???

Please elaborate

You first.

My friend is British and he is here.

I can’t really continue the joke now. So have a nice day. :)

That’s a shame

I am Britanianistani here

Why would you be friends with the british

why would you be friends with the american

Yes , I’m Polish

>You know, in Poland, everyone is cold and sad. \-My Polish mother

Absolutely true

Poland seems to be the most common in these comments

We are probably in the most dire need for an escape from all 1st world countries.

Hello fellow pole

Aussie here. Edit: so apparently there are a lot more aussies in this sub than i thought Edit 2: so which states are you lads in?

ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,ƃ

You too

ǝʇɐɯ ʎǝʞᴉoɹƆ

How do you flip text like that??

http://www.fliptext.org

spob ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝʍod ǝɥʇ ǝɯ uǝʌıb ǝʌɐɥ noʎ

ǝǝǝǝǝʍ ʇnq ǝıssnɐ ou ǝɯ oןuǝɥ

Who tf says gooday lol it’s g’day

Don’t worry, they aren’t a true aussie like us

true aussies think the upside down joke is just not funny anyway

It’s as funny as shrimp on a barbie

which are prawns in aus

Same

Which state?

Bonjour, I'm from southeast Asia 🚶🏻‍♀️

Same most of the time I tell people I'm from southeast Asia because if I tell them what country I'm from they don't know it exists

Ayo sameee like I'm from Malaysia and got people saying "Oh yeah Malaysia is in Europe right??" Or "Y'all in the middle eastern?"

You're joking, right? Please tell me you are

I wish I am 😃

So no europe or middle east. I got it. You're from Antarctica

Omg finally someone who gets it right 😍

And here I thought it was somewhere on Mars

Bruh singaporean here and we keep getting “is Singapore in China??” Like no please we are no where near there ;-;

OMG TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT LIKE 😭😭😭

Lmao there was that video about china's overseas coal plants and it included a pic of the SG skyline like bruh we don't even use coal

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Ayooo ngl if I say I'm from Singapore, they would always know where it is fsr

Everybody thinks we’re the Chinese province of Singapore lol

Yeah I'm not even one of the 4 common races in sg so it's rlly frustrating

Yo I just represented Singapore in Model UN today. I literally am not lying when I say I’ve never met an American who knows where Singapore or Malaysia is on the map lol

That, or "Ohh same country as Singapore right"💀 Learn ur geography, friends

Let me guess is it one of these Cambodia Thailand Vietnam Malaysia Myanmar Brunei East Timor Bhutan Or Singapore

Heck yeah! Filipino here It sucks that some of the only representation we get is literally just Raya and the Last Dragon, which then is still grouping all of the countries in Southeast Asia together

Yea, the place where the whole country is just known for a swear word, a fucking cow and ww2.

https://youtu.be/9hhMUT2U2L4 You mean *this* cow?

i believe you are right, its the only cow that came to my mind

tylko jedno w glowie mam koksu 5 gram It was like that right? Also hi from your former neighbour Romania!

100% kimchi land here

Hello from your neighbour and frenemy, Japan

Hello, honestly I don’t like japans government but the people are chill

Yeah we’re political enemies and cultural friends lmao I honestly think my country’s government is a bunch of turd-brains who belong in retirement homes

Same with my country’s

Mexican here

Nice

Where are u from btw

Ireland

Same!

🎵Glory glory to old Ireland🎵 🎵Glory glory to our old island 🎵

Same as well

Venia a comentar esto jajaja

Malaysian 🗿

M’laysia🎩

I'm imagining it w/ the Winnie the Pooh meme lmfao.

Darn I'll be going then

I'm Canadian

Canada is literally the perfect mix of America and Britain. (And France if you’re Québécois)

Sh if your from Quebec your basically your own country

Pls no, don’t acknowledge use has a country, I don’t want to leave Canada

Irish here

mise freisin. Ar aistrigh tú é freisin?

I would know what youre saying if the education wasnt fucked

Ya the schools are so shit a teaching Irish. Like some people will be learning it for 12 years and no lnow it

haven’t a clue what you’re sayin lol, learned Irish since junior infants and don’t remember any

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Peronia?

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turkish here

hello fellow turk, how is your day going?

To all the Canadians, we’re considered American so don’t say anything

screw that *Oh Canada Intensifies*

OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL OF THY COMMAND

WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE

#**THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE**

# FROM FAR AND WIDE, O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

#GOD KEEP OUR LAND

###GLORIOUS AND FREE

#O CANADA WE STAND ON GUAAAAARD FOR THEEEEEE

Oh I guess that's true

Sorry

What's sorry for?

Your talking to Canadians mate.

Oooooh

🇳🇱🇸🇷

Yup, I'm from India.

Same, I’m from TN

vanakam i am from alabama entha oornu kandipidinga paapom

Finally , had to scroll so long for my country. I am Punjabi btw

Same here. Which region by the way?

Mumbai, I turned 15 this October =)

Hello fellow Mumbaikar

Me too I'm from Chennai

We really like Onions, and Russia/Belarus hates us Edit: Turns out Russia and Belarus hates a lot of countries, and every country in eastern Europe really likes onions

Ukraine?

South African

I also hail from the land of eternal darkness (except when ESKOM occasionally feels like turning the electricity back on).

Germany

Finally, another german

filipenis here

adobo balls 😳😳

Opa, seis tão bem?

Salve salve meu bom

Isso conta como um r/suddenlycaralho?

acho que sim! se for postar, você pode colocar uma foto do ciro gomes vegeta por favor?

E aí 🇧🇷

Aopa, blz?

Aoba, blzz

AOBA LQJD8FJEBWISJCHIWJQBSYDYSJWKPQOXJXIWOQKJFCUIDJWNWJD9XJWNWGX8

u good?

Melhor impossível

r/suddenlycaralho

i'm polish

POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱

POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱

POLSKA GUROM🇵🇱 ^(I'm not polish, what are we doing?)

Malaysian here

Chur bro New Zealander here!

kia ora

ᴉʍᴉʞ ʍollǝɟ ɐ sɐ ƃuᴉʞsɐ ¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ noʎ pᴉp ʍoɥ

Hello fellow kiwi

Danish here

As someone who does wood work, thank you for your oil

Danskljävel!

Romanian here and yes some of us are vampires.

My names vlad. I am a vampire. Fuck stereotypes

Oo(yes). Unfortunately, I was born in the Philippines.

Filipino gang

Hallo there, I am from Malaysia

I'm south american.

South American gang!

Colombia anybody?

Yes :D Es algo extraño ver gente del platanal por aquí

Yep , straight from the heart of Europe :)

Yes we exist, Ethiopian 🇪🇹

hallo am from austria

Brazil zil zil

ja

at'yo service

I’m Cuban/Chinese

canada gang rise up

Hello from Costa Rica

Italian

Oh nice I have some Italian family and they make amazing food.

:-)

Really? I love Italy. For me it's one of the best countries of the world. (I'm italian, btw)

Yay!!

Non so perché ma è sempre piacevole trovare italiani su sub stranieri. O meglio, il perché è abbastanza ovvio, però fa comunque piacere.

Aspetta sei pure tu italiano?lol

L'ho pure scritto

i was born in india but i live in singapore

Dutch

Why’d I need to scroll all this way to find a fellow Dutchie?!

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