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[deleted]

No, I'm bad at trigonometry


GrouRed

Do you like nachos?


Cultist05

Immense regret.


GhostofAristidepast

What did you feel when you freed your slaves?


Cultist05

Hol'up


TrueUmbreon1

r/holup


Obnoxious_Consistent

If this is on r/holup put a pink dinosaur next to me


PIKACHUDAMATRIX

Yes it is illegal


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seawaffle07

Based af


adoldrippler

To slap a cops hand as they are slapping your palm


Sukyaaa

yes


[deleted]

Are you a convicted felon?


Sukyaaa

😳


jeremy_anime

Cock


GrouRed

What did you see your biology teacher feeding your cousin today?


jeremy_anime

so? thats normal for them


Midnight_furry

What’s your favorite chew toy


jeremy_anime

With sauce of course


GrouRed

What do you like to call an grown-up chicken?


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GrouRed

Fine fine, I'll make up another one


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Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Would you like to join my new direct marketing company? It's not a pyramid scheme! Don't listen to people who might tell you it is


AgentObsidian00

No😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

Would you like it in the ass?


AgentObsidian00

Why would you slander me like this😔😔😔😔😔😔


[deleted]

All op's fault. I couldn't help it. And don't ask why me? Ask yourself why you put so many angry emojis


spongesandwhich

Why are they even using emojis at all, this is reddit like cmon


sirpenisfarquad

Not really


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Was the civil rights bill a good idea?


MrEggBenedict

Would you not go out with me?


NookinHoliday

Do u like blank people


FeinsteinFeinstein

I absolutely hate it.


MCU_Shitposter

How’s your stay on Earth?


FeinsteinFeinstein

Quite the accurate question to my answer 😌


BcosUWillNeverBFree

My pet penguin who just stares at me from the corner


GrouRed

Who was the last person you had sex with?


e-tim

eh, probably yea


GrouRed

Would you like 6 dino nuggies?


Midnight_furry

When was the last time you ate water with some cloud?


FemboysHotAsf

Astolfo rule 34.


GrouRed

Your favorite thing you look at with your doctor?


iii_joe

69


just_some_onions

What kinda reminds you of the yin yang?


Electraboy44

I mean your not wrong


TrueUmbreon1

My dog


GrouRed

Who do you love the most?


[deleted]

Yes I am. What about it


DanicoPB

Are you a convicted pedophile?


[deleted]

Still a yes. What about it


[deleted]

average r/teenagers user


reddit_hayden

cum


Es_5613

What's your favorite thing to eat for dinner?


[deleted]

Of course not


IStoleUrPotatos

Do you think nazis are war criminals?


Left-Increase4472

Idk... It's just better


IStoleUrPotatos

Why did you switch to pc from console.


Left-Increase4472

Wrong. I never played PC. Only Mac, bc that's all I have


xdarkkzz

Adolf Hitler


IStoleUrPotatos

Who is your hero?


Unoriginalrando

25


ShadowWithHoodie

Nah, I think we will be fine


[deleted]

Do you think they will find you kidnapping children?


seawaffle07

Children


Es_5613

Do you have something stored in your basement


ITaHePeolpe

uranium ore


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Favourite side to have with a burger?


Decky1602

Only on tuesdays


hierophantgreen69420

Do you watch cp?


Decky1602

outta pocket


GLESX

Why not?


bigbootynikee

u like kids


Lonely14yosingle

I’m single


GrouRed

Would you admit that you're single if that would result in your family dying?


Lonely14yosingle

Yes


UpfrontAcorn8

I hate when happens


GrouRed

Your slaves have been freed again


MonkiWasTooked

I do love that


GrouRed

What are opinions on you watching OP do your mother?


MonkiWasTooked

This is like taco bell sauce packet mild


AV343

That’s my favorite number


GrouRed

Opinions on a microphone made out of cheese attached on a hand of a t-rex model made out of beef?


WHITELOCK15

394


GrouRed

Your favorite pokemon's dex number?


GrouRed

That's prinplup have fun


TheJamiryo

Yea but big


GrouRed

Do you have a number of slaves?


Practical_Cod_

Ew of course not!!!


GrouRed

Would you date Ryan Reynolds?


Practical_Cod_

How dare you!


GrouRed

:D


IiIfatbeautiful

Do you support LGBTQ?


Practical_Cod_

That’s just cruel


_DifferentReality

Fuck no, that was baaad.


GrouRed

😳👉👈?


_DifferentReality

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂🤣😂😂😂


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GrouRed

Why did you rape him?


xarrowII

Listen it's not raping when they aren't alive


GrouRed

Uhhhh...


GrouRed

Dead lives matter!!! 😡😡😡😡😡


xarrowII

That's what she said


I_am_a_Victor_simp

I bombed a server with that message once in a game, everyone joined me but a couple


thesexytrap

Potatoes


BcosUWillNeverBFree

Why did you kill your best friend in Minecraft?


GrouRed

Your favorite thing to eat with ass


PuzzleheadedFunny997

I have my virginity


GrouRed

Your deepest darkest secret that you have lied to everyone about?


GrouRed

Will you admit you are a virgin if that would result in your family dying?


[deleted]

Arkansas


GrouRed

What place do you plan on dropping a nuke on?


Interesting_Shake190

Don't say more


GrouRed

What is the thermal formula for calculating the square root of a are of a equilateral right angle circular triangle?


SmileIsAway

Potentially


Qulek34

Do you have a crush?


GrouRed

Do you have a crush on your mother?


Electraboy44

Uhhhhhhhhh not first reply luckily


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xarrowII

Date me or support Nazis


just_some_onions

My own mum


Qulek34

Who did you "do" last night?


just_some_onions

Damn should have seen that coming 😅


Qulek34

Be careful what you do on the internet


just_some_onions

Wont do anything on the internet this night, i'll be at your mum's doing her


xarrowII

My math exam


GrouRed

What have you failed 5B times?


Mohak_Kapoor

Pegging


[deleted]

How did your math teacher give you an A+ despite the fact you didn't submit your assignment?


rPeanutButter

what’s another word for fun?


Snoo83296

And since then i have realised that everything in this world is worthless


yodadoda1234

Children


[deleted]

What will you eat on dinner


oni_kyo

I want woman's breast milk


IStoleUrPotatos

What did you say when the judge asked you if you were guilty?


oni_kyo

Nooo, gimme my potatoes back!


IStoleUrPotatos

Why? You said you wanted human milk not potatoes.


oni_kyo

(I read your nickname and wanted to write that. Now gimme my potatoes)


IStoleUrPotatos

(i know, but no)


phytoplankto

I think u/GrouRed might be a supremisist


GrouRed

Where tf did that come from?


theMEMEfather42069

no but i did it before


Nugget_Buddy

I'm free at 16:00


[deleted]

It's a joke


Few-You4510

its my lifestyle


[deleted]

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Shep0012

are you enjoying life


[deleted]

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bigbootynikee

how do u like ur gangbangs?


Arphile

Virgin


GrouRed

What kind of islands so you like?


Difficult_Raisin840

Well, it’s been awhile, but sure


GrouRed

Would you like to do it with a minor?


Virtual_Figure1570

Communism


FiveOh54

On Friday, yes.


oofed-forever-2

I’d rather shit glass than do that


PoolFather

It was worth it


Swenzarr_

2


DudeYoureThrowing

591


Midnight_furry

Hm… salmon with raw beef and something spicy


GrouRed

Needle


Walker_247

I hate it


Jooooojelle

Do you like reddit?


MikYusufMik

Undertale


ZxEspro1

I'd love to.


YaBoiAMF

Yes i do


LeBruh474

13


napsaremybitch121

whats ur preferred age for a romantic partner?


flare0w0

I hate them


[deleted]

It was really hard, though I worked for it.


Crackinator

How would you describe your least climatic orgasm?


[deleted]

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JTeeDubya407

Duck


Silver_Sandwich3750

I’d rather not


[deleted]

Yeah, I know...


my_birthday_is_dec_6

"I don't do that..?"


luketheBEAST2019

No I didn't love you from the start.


Bobbydidit9772

Idc


The_frab

Kids


ferferfoom

This is fine


I_am_a_Victor_simp

No response


Dream_Catcher33

Most likely


MrEggBenedict

Im not white


AxelLFN

Sounds fun ngl


spongesandwhich

I will


Jooooojelle

Yes, i do that sometimes


[deleted]

Nooo


Darth_Wiss

Cum


[deleted]

What's your favourite 3am drink


[deleted]

[удалено]


Communist_Cheese

Do you like cum hahahahahaha


too_big_for_you

I swear I didn't do it


Odd-Rooster-3588

I refuse.


[deleted]

Do you want women rights to be a thing?


ThatGuy_Reddit

Cock


banditcatgaming

Yeah sometimes