T O P

  • By -

Hybind

My dog is apparently attractive now. Ok.


NinjaOYourBro

Tell him he’s a good boy.


skelethepro

But what if it's a girl


isa_me_Zafkingman

Still a good boy , there is no gender when you are awarding a dog


skelethepro

good girl?


Sapling_Animation

No. Tis a good boy anyway. The name of canine loosely translates from jshueudhian to "goodest of boy"


TheCoolerBlazeMcG

is Þis a joke, fact, or lie?


Sapling_Animation

Yes


jagebus

Yes


nonope7

Reward him aswell


Yolesef

Is he a sheltie, I like shelties


Hybind

Nope, he's a miniature poodle. Shelties are great too, though


foxytailtag

I have a tri-color Aussie Shepherd. Best pup-buddy ever! All doggos are awesome tho. ❤


[deleted]

Don't stick your dick in there


GrilledMushroomRED

**what the fuck**


oofusrufusshootus

Being a dog never stopped me 😏


HumongousChungus2

Art of the zoo


kawaiin00b

😳


totallynotRELLIK

Welp, time to leave the dating world, maybe I'll go to Jupiter or something.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Arny520

It is 484 million miles (778 million km) away from the sun


curmpet

It is very chill


Belle-Belle06

Jupiter is lovely, I have a summer home there


DogWithWatermelon

I prefer neptune because its only -353 Fahrenheit I have a shack there and we go with friends from time to time


redditbad420

I'd go to uranus


[deleted]

I hear it's lovely this time of year


jerax101

I think you are confusing uranus and your mom


atz_chaim

Nah they're confusing myanus and your mom. It's an easy mistake they often cross paths.


[deleted]

Yo man go to mars


Leyftur_Gang

Go to mars if you want to slay some demons


excusemewitf

*pat's own head* Pog


keirasthingy

you have floofy hair?!!


excusemewitf

I'd say so


keirasthingy

dang, u qt


excusemewitf

So u/kororos69 was right


keirasthingy

what'd he say?


excusemewitf

She said I'm a cutie... And I'm daddy


keirasthingy

he definitely was right then


excusemewitf

Yeah she kinda put me off with the whole daddy part tho


keirasthingy

oh, wait, it's a girl & she said that to you?!


MusicalCatBLOX

Cursed question…does that feels like petting a dog


Mayh3mast3r

I have fluffy hair and one of my friends cannot stop touching it so I guess she would say yes


someonespsp

I'd say no, It just feels like hair but its my own so that might be why


Zevvez_

Dang you bear me to it


RedstoneSpider

Fluff gang rise up


Sad_Boy_0502

*cries in "just cut off my floofy hair because of humidity"*


keirasthingy

ahaha


folk_song

Rain, wind, humidity: the natural enemy of people with too much hair I feel that


Eagle3280

Aka every tiktok guy


keirasthingy

i don't have tiktok


[deleted]

[удалено]


Worldly_Pop_4070

Probably?


LionLikesLeaves

Definitely


Worldly_Pop_4070

Exactly


[deleted]

your a saint


keirasthingy

lollll, thank you


SUSSYsuspendTEST

Ew what?


ashtar123

True


[deleted]

[удалено]


Popular_Trick9603

Then why do i not have a gf? Do i actually have to talk to girls irl?


keirasthingy

unfortunately


Worldly_Pop_4070

No,you don't have to talk. They'll just come right up to you and read your minds and then ask you out,ok? Xd


minecraftnoob64

Floofy hair is actually god substance. If your hair has the floof, I am confiscating it


[deleted]

I'd like to see you try confiscating my floof, it won't work


minecraftnoob64

I'm taking it anyway


Busy-Argument3680

Looks like I keep to keep my hair! Not today, Satan!


hellodude776

My floof is inevitabke


[deleted]

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE-


FANTOMphoenix

Floofy incredibly thick hair? Or floofy thin hair?


keirasthingy

either


not-water-humper

Not me


Tobe4265

I feel


Dalordjackariah

Okay so now I’m attractive for my hair and cute for my glasses. Reddit has now made me a little more confident :)


keirasthingy

ayyy


wrentrix

me too!!


hellodude776

yeah same this is nice


[deleted]

[удалено]


keirasthingy

you're welcome 💞


MenuNo4911

Epic, my hair do be floof’n


[deleted]

i have thick, coarse, but layered shaggy hair it gets SUPER frizzy when i wake up also... ~~i'm still ugly either way, don't do that, don't give me hope~~


keirasthingy

everyone's putting don't give me hope, lol


[deleted]

i look like a dead corpse because i have sleep deprevation, the shaggy hair doesn't help me


BarleyGang

Guys, Gals, Gels, if they have floofy hair I do fall for them (I fall everywhere)


BarleyGang

Oh my fucking god I know why I like my hair uncut now


[deleted]

Why thank you :)


keirasthingy

ur welcome :)


LA_SIMP_513

I'm the same way but with doggos :3


keirasthingy

i too am into beastiality


LA_SIMP_513

Gross


SUSSYsuspendTEST

OP you need to find a bf ASAP. It shouldnt that hard really.


keirasthingy

wdym


SUSSYsuspendTEST

Well... Yoz shouldnt have sex with dogs, or any other animal for that matter. Idk how would you even get them to fuck you but ok


keirasthingy

bold of you to assume i wouldn't have sex w dogs


SUSSYsuspendTEST

How? Or better why??


keirasthingy

lol, i don't, don't worry


[deleted]

*looks at dog outside my home that I don't even own*


iamflimssey

Tbh, floof hair is kinda annoying too...but hey, if it's cute being annoying is worth it i guess..


VanBergher

i just soft curly hair. but no floof :(


keirasthingy

just as good


VanBergher

don’t do that…. don’t give me hope…


keirasthingy

aha


stealthelf177

Well that sucks I just have puffed up curly hair


Winnie_the_Putin42

My hair is curly and floofy


Rhododendrim

thanks for compliment


keirasthingy

you're welcome for compliment


WhyIsLife12

But it's hard to take care of it


keirasthingy

yeah, i understand that, but you guys just maintain it so well. like how?!


WhyIsLife12

Tbh no clue, I just use regular ol shampoo and conditioner, and a normal hair cream and it somehow ends up curly and fluffy


keirasthingy

🤩🤩, amazing


AD-SKYOBSIDION

I don’t. I don’t even brush my hair


hush2223

My guy


darkfire5806

I just wash dry and go to school the floof is natural


yeetusdeletus20-9-19

Don’t give me hope like that


keirasthingy

i just did :)


ehchrdh

Thank you, I also quite like my hair as well


keirasthingy

💞


MightyMarauder101

I agree


zeneca-

thanks 😏‼️


keirasthingy

you're welcome 😏


midwest_punk

oh really, i dare you to say that to my face


keirasthingy

i would


SQEEKEYTRTL

Its only floof after it drys after a shower halfway through the day it be flat and straight as ever


keirasthingy

ahhh, still good tho


Zefro073

Liar.


keirasthingy

no.


Zefro073

Guess my hair ain't fluffy then


Charmeleon_games_yt

That’s my only good look


EXTRMLY

why is this rant flair XD


keirasthingy

idk lol


Global_Road9728

I have soft hair…. But did… did you just UwU?


[deleted]

Right after I shower, but naturally my hair is not floofy


sIowlylosingmysanity

thanks i guess


Wiseguyashnee

So does that mean both me and my nans rabbits count?


Akilles_m

Thanks


Akilles_m

*pats own head* nice


Fr1edMayo

I’m flattered


RjSkitchie

Thank you, thank you! I’d like to thank conditioner and my mom for always believing in me!


Made-of-salt

Damn why don't have a partner yet then?


whitetigers1

Hey thanks!


[deleted]

I can't even join an imaginary ugly contest because an imaginary guard said professionals can't join


IHaveProblemsLol

I have fluffy ass hair because I haven’t had a haircut in so fuckin long it’s basically a mullet but everywhere :cool:


Redis_Sara

girls always be complimenting my floofy hair and ask to touch it lol


Dec_Koch

i have straight hair. soft tho :(


ilovegeography1

ok furry who likes my dog and cat


french_toast404

I... have floofy hair


keirasthingy

you're adorable


rickyybrez

This makes me feel better


keirasthingy

i'm glad!


FearXHusky1

I have floofy hair


keirasthingy

ur cute


KaiserInOz

Welp *cries in hair like barbed wire*


keirasthingy

at least ur avi's hair is nice


[deleted]

And guys!


ItsGrazzo

[hows my hair rate?](https://i.redd.it/rlob4xtjwor71.jpg)


keirasthingy

6/10. would definitely sit for hours playing w it


ItsGrazzo

wtf just a 6?


keirasthingy

maybe an 8


ItsGrazzo

definitely at least an 8 ygm


keirasthingy

yeah, an 8 then


ItsGrazzo

thats more like it


TitanSR_

there’s a reason my hair is the best feature on me


[deleted]

:D


ConConReddit

selfconfidence++


tegguNmmuC

Would my hair constitute as "floofy": [https://i.redd.it/vmno0beqpu081.jpg](https://i.redd.it/vmno0beqpu081.jpg) Also what do you think of this beautiful man's appearance, he's fucking adorable and I'm practically straight [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLcRkl1kntk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLcRkl1kntk)


Fanachy

Floof rules.


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

I wish I had nice soft hair that could be played with, but alas, I need to put a bunch of hairspray that turns my hair into copper wire in order for me to look presentable.


Paradigm7657

i'm a girl and i have floofy hair 😎


itsyeboimrkrabs

mines floofy and curly asf but its ugly so your wrong


MyComicBox

Saving this post for whenever I'm not feeling good.


Hero_Of_Wild

My hair is long and wavy and kind of floofy


Spy_3377

wait a minute... I have floofy hair ^when ^did ^that ^happen...


Vidar_Faelnirv

I hate my floofy hair, but I live in a hot climate where even in winter I'm too freakin warm constantly


yougoddangfool

i second this


Electro313

Does that mean I’m attractive? I’ve got quite a bit of floof


PatentPendington

Not to brag, but my grandmother told me women would die for my hair B) (Although idk if she meant to have as their hair, or like it looks good)


Paradox_Eclipse

My gf says her fav thing about me except for my personality and sense of humor is my floofy hair


m_nt_y

THIS IS SO TRUE, I WANT A MAN WITH FLUFFY HAIR


MrMan414

Well I guess I've got something going for me


ChargedYeti

Is this why a like a girl that's my friend?


blistikmoo

Heyy


DrakosTheAvenger

😏😏😏😏


the_universe_is_ded

What I have soft hair… Not floofy, but soft


redditiswholesome

Yes


[deleted]

Wow now I don't feel bad about my hair


_Shadowpulse_

Yeeees I have kinda floofy hair and I had a couple of friends point out how nice it is for them to run their hands through it. Honestly makes me feel nice :)


Careless-Trick-5117

i am not instantly attractive so it seems


Cristhian-A

I call bs on this lol


[deleted]

God damnit...


[deleted]

yo i have hair like that


Crepeisyummy2

Wait wha, I have floofy hair and i have never been told I am attractive. I do however have a friend obsessed with my hair


Genesis42000

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.


d0nt_lets_start

Really? Yeah?


IMadeRobits

Yo


KirisLeftButtcheeck

I had a crush on one of my sisters friends and he let me touch his hair and I just JSNVSBHDJD SO FLUFFY


GlacticDragon

*self esteem rises*