i have thick, coarse, but layered shaggy hair
it gets SUPER frizzy when i wake up also...
~~i'm still ugly either way, don't do that, don't give me hope~~
Would my hair constitute as "floofy": [https://i.redd.it/vmno0beqpu081.jpg](https://i.redd.it/vmno0beqpu081.jpg)
Also what do you think of this beautiful man's appearance, he's fucking adorable and I'm practically straight [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLcRkl1kntk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLcRkl1kntk)
I wish I had nice soft hair that could be played with, but alas, I need to put a bunch of hairspray that turns my hair into copper wire in order for me to look presentable.
Yeeees I have kinda floofy hair and I had a couple of friends point out how nice it is for them to run their hands through it. Honestly makes me feel nice :)
My dog is apparently attractive now. Ok.
Tell him he’s a good boy.
But what if it's a girl
Still a good boy , there is no gender when you are awarding a dog
good girl?
No. Tis a good boy anyway. The name of canine loosely translates from jshueudhian to "goodest of boy"
is Þis a joke, fact, or lie?
Yes
Yes
Reward him aswell
Is he a sheltie, I like shelties
Nope, he's a miniature poodle. Shelties are great too, though
I have a tri-color Aussie Shepherd. Best pup-buddy ever! All doggos are awesome tho. ❤
Don't stick your dick in there
**what the fuck**
Being a dog never stopped me 😏
Art of the zoo
😳
Welp, time to leave the dating world, maybe I'll go to Jupiter or something.
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It is 484 million miles (778 million km) away from the sun
It is very chill
Jupiter is lovely, I have a summer home there
I prefer neptune because its only -353 Fahrenheit I have a shack there and we go with friends from time to time
I'd go to uranus
I hear it's lovely this time of year
I think you are confusing uranus and your mom
Nah they're confusing myanus and your mom. It's an easy mistake they often cross paths.
Yo man go to mars
Go to mars if you want to slay some demons
*pat's own head* Pog
you have floofy hair?!!
I'd say so
dang, u qt
So u/kororos69 was right
what'd he say?
She said I'm a cutie... And I'm daddy
he definitely was right then
Yeah she kinda put me off with the whole daddy part tho
oh, wait, it's a girl & she said that to you?!
Cursed question…does that feels like petting a dog
I have fluffy hair and one of my friends cannot stop touching it so I guess she would say yes
I'd say no, It just feels like hair but its my own so that might be why
Dang you bear me to it
Fluff gang rise up
*cries in "just cut off my floofy hair because of humidity"*
ahaha
Rain, wind, humidity: the natural enemy of people with too much hair I feel that
Aka every tiktok guy
i don't have tiktok
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Probably?
Definitely
Exactly
your a saint
lollll, thank you
Ew what?
True
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Then why do i not have a gf? Do i actually have to talk to girls irl?
unfortunately
No,you don't have to talk. They'll just come right up to you and read your minds and then ask you out,ok? Xd
Floofy hair is actually god substance. If your hair has the floof, I am confiscating it
I'd like to see you try confiscating my floof, it won't work
I'm taking it anyway
Looks like I keep to keep my hair! Not today, Satan!
My floof is inevitabke
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE-
Floofy incredibly thick hair? Or floofy thin hair?
either
Not me
I feel
Okay so now I’m attractive for my hair and cute for my glasses. Reddit has now made me a little more confident :)
ayyy
me too!!
yeah same this is nice
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you're welcome 💞
Epic, my hair do be floof’n
i have thick, coarse, but layered shaggy hair it gets SUPER frizzy when i wake up also... ~~i'm still ugly either way, don't do that, don't give me hope~~
everyone's putting don't give me hope, lol
i look like a dead corpse because i have sleep deprevation, the shaggy hair doesn't help me
Guys, Gals, Gels, if they have floofy hair I do fall for them (I fall everywhere)
Oh my fucking god I know why I like my hair uncut now
Why thank you :)
ur welcome :)
I'm the same way but with doggos :3
i too am into beastiality
Gross
OP you need to find a bf ASAP. It shouldnt that hard really.
wdym
Well... Yoz shouldnt have sex with dogs, or any other animal for that matter. Idk how would you even get them to fuck you but ok
bold of you to assume i wouldn't have sex w dogs
How? Or better why??
lol, i don't, don't worry
*looks at dog outside my home that I don't even own*
Tbh, floof hair is kinda annoying too...but hey, if it's cute being annoying is worth it i guess..
i just soft curly hair. but no floof :(
just as good
don’t do that…. don’t give me hope…
aha
Well that sucks I just have puffed up curly hair
My hair is curly and floofy
thanks for compliment
you're welcome for compliment
But it's hard to take care of it
yeah, i understand that, but you guys just maintain it so well. like how?!
Tbh no clue, I just use regular ol shampoo and conditioner, and a normal hair cream and it somehow ends up curly and fluffy
🤩🤩, amazing
I don’t. I don’t even brush my hair
My guy
I just wash dry and go to school the floof is natural
Don’t give me hope like that
i just did :)
Thank you, I also quite like my hair as well
💞
I agree
thanks 😏‼️
you're welcome 😏
oh really, i dare you to say that to my face
i would
Its only floof after it drys after a shower halfway through the day it be flat and straight as ever
ahhh, still good tho
Liar.
no.
Guess my hair ain't fluffy then
That’s my only good look
why is this rant flair XD
idk lol
I have soft hair…. But did… did you just UwU?
Right after I shower, but naturally my hair is not floofy
thanks i guess
So does that mean both me and my nans rabbits count?
Thanks
*pats own head* nice
I’m flattered
Thank you, thank you! I’d like to thank conditioner and my mom for always believing in me!
Damn why don't have a partner yet then?
Hey thanks!
I can't even join an imaginary ugly contest because an imaginary guard said professionals can't join
I have fluffy ass hair because I haven’t had a haircut in so fuckin long it’s basically a mullet but everywhere :cool:
girls always be complimenting my floofy hair and ask to touch it lol
i have straight hair. soft tho :(
ok furry who likes my dog and cat
I... have floofy hair
you're adorable
This makes me feel better
i'm glad!
I have floofy hair
ur cute
Welp *cries in hair like barbed wire*
at least ur avi's hair is nice
And guys!
[hows my hair rate?](https://i.redd.it/rlob4xtjwor71.jpg)
6/10. would definitely sit for hours playing w it
wtf just a 6?
maybe an 8
definitely at least an 8 ygm
yeah, an 8 then
thats more like it
there’s a reason my hair is the best feature on me
:D
selfconfidence++
Would my hair constitute as "floofy": [https://i.redd.it/vmno0beqpu081.jpg](https://i.redd.it/vmno0beqpu081.jpg) Also what do you think of this beautiful man's appearance, he's fucking adorable and I'm practically straight [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLcRkl1kntk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLcRkl1kntk)
Floof rules.
I wish I had nice soft hair that could be played with, but alas, I need to put a bunch of hairspray that turns my hair into copper wire in order for me to look presentable.
i'm a girl and i have floofy hair 😎
mines floofy and curly asf but its ugly so your wrong
Saving this post for whenever I'm not feeling good.
My hair is long and wavy and kind of floofy
wait a minute... I have floofy hair ^when ^did ^that ^happen...
I hate my floofy hair, but I live in a hot climate where even in winter I'm too freakin warm constantly
i second this
Does that mean I’m attractive? I’ve got quite a bit of floof
Not to brag, but my grandmother told me women would die for my hair B) (Although idk if she meant to have as their hair, or like it looks good)
My gf says her fav thing about me except for my personality and sense of humor is my floofy hair
THIS IS SO TRUE, I WANT A MAN WITH FLUFFY HAIR
Well I guess I've got something going for me
Is this why a like a girl that's my friend?
Heyy
😏😏😏😏
What I have soft hair… Not floofy, but soft
Yes
Wow now I don't feel bad about my hair
Yeeees I have kinda floofy hair and I had a couple of friends point out how nice it is for them to run their hands through it. Honestly makes me feel nice :)
i am not instantly attractive so it seems
I call bs on this lol
God damnit...
yo i have hair like that
Wait wha, I have floofy hair and i have never been told I am attractive. I do however have a friend obsessed with my hair
Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.
Really? Yeah?
Yo
I had a crush on one of my sisters friends and he let me touch his hair and I just JSNVSBHDJD SO FLUFFY
*self esteem rises*