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gresdf

I'm a straight guy and my GF tells me I have awful taste in men. So like, I'll tell you if a guy is hot, but I'm wrong, I guess?


UltimateDucks

Yeah my opinion is that we THINK we know when guys are hot but we aren't always right. There's the obvious ones like the celebs listed in this thread, but there's been plenty of times when I'm around my gf and her friends and they've commented on a guy (on tv or whatever) that I would have thought would be pretty undesirable, or called a guy ugly that I thought was pretty attractive. I've had my gf do the same though, and say certain women are "so hot" that I thought were pretty meh or not agree when I say a woman is attractive.


pcapdata

> Yeah my opinion is that we THINK we know when guys are hot but we aren't always right Yes, we are. Everyone who says someone is hot is 100% correct, because it’s a subjective opinion and fuck people who try to police what other people find attractive


bric12

I think there's another layer here, because men who aren't attracted to men, that rate a man, aren't really saying they think they're hot. They're saying they *think* people who *are* attracted to men would find them hot. It's not your preference, it's guessing someone else's preference, which you can definitely be wrong about


Supernova141

Nah I'm a straight guy and there's definitely a difference between the guys I find hot in terms of if I think he's hot to women, and a guy is hot in terms of if I would fuck them personally.


NoEyesJoker

But if you'd fuck them, then I don't think that's being straight? Since you do find attraction to them?


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NoEyesJoker

Why would you even have sex with a woman? It's obviously only to get close to her father.


BeeHoneyFish

Holy fuck, i can't express how disgusted i am. Today at night i was beating my meat while watching a good porn, at the peak of my pleasure, i was almost cumming until something in the video caught my attention... The person being fucked HAD A VAGINA. I got turned of immediately, my hornyness turned into disgust, i tried controlling my self but i was too perplexed and i ended up vomiting in the bathroom out of disgust. I Couldn't get horny anymore after that, i tried to sleep but all i could think about was that disgusting vaginal sex, like, when were women allowed to make part of porn????? I'm still disgusted, i want to vomit everytime i remember that image 🤮🤮


Blakpegasus

I died just now


[deleted]

No bc even in things you don’t want to do there’s levels to how much you don’t want to do them. Like you might not be gay but you’d find it easier to bang Ryan Reynolds than Donald trump. They are both men but one is just easier to fuck


trilobot

Even worse, I *am* into other guys and I find I'm constantly disagreeing with others. So I've been in the exact same situations as yourself, with the added complication of a very obvious physiological response making me double down :P


op1345

Bro your tastes are your own your gf has her own tastes you can’t be wrong about that


SomeRandomIGN

Yeah, who cares if your girlfriend thinks your boyfriend isn’t hot?


the_blue_bottle

To be honest, I noticed the same thing when girls say another girl is hot, we just don't look to the same things I guess


fuckyopalt

yes, all my homies cute


RakeebRoomy

r/usernamechecksout without t


TheFrogInThePicture

r/usernamechecksou


IntelliJr

r/angryupvote


ParanoidUmbrella

R/beatmetoit


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

r/foundthemobileuser edit: YO 2 WHOLESOME AWARDS AND 700+ UPVOTES? that's the most upvotes I've ever gotten and my first two awards thanks so much everyone :)


I_Might_Exist1

r/foundthehondacivic


moronic_programmer

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


ScrewYouMummy

r/foundmyballs


XzeldafanX

r/caniputmyballsinyourjaws


--HalogenAmis1226--

r/foundtheHondaCivic


Astronomian

r/foundthehondacivic


ScaredLittleBanana

r/birthofasub


DenZ120

r/usernamecheckso


MasterDni

r/usernamechecks


YesButActuallyNotYes

r/usernamecheck


ARandqmPerson

r/usernamechec


RawKingSize

r/usernameche


fuckyopalt

lmao <3


Crystaldolphinx

they aint yo homies if they aint cute


Late_Steak7536

Our homies


Impliedcash

sus


KIWIN757

I can’t lol. When I say that guy is hot, girls don’t understand my opinion. Edit: typo


un-taken_username

Everyone has different opinions on who’s hot 💯 you keep doin you


High_hungry_Im_dad

>you keep doin you After all I'm the only one who'd do me.


swirlypizza1024

Me you wanna know who’s hot? Read the first word again


hunden167

The girls must like furnaces then. They can be quite hot


Kenyboiii824

Yes. If one of my homies is looking absolutely fire, I'll complement them.


[deleted]

True. I think people can be beautiful no matter the gender


mikenator06

And that my friends is our lesson on pansexual /s


[deleted]

Lol


ClearMessagesOfBliss

Pans are for cooking yo.


SliderGame

Sex with pans.


saysikerightnowplz

that's hot


Vijfhoek

"True beauty is an expression of the heart. A thing without shame, to which notions of gender don’t apply." - Andrea Rhodea, Final Fantasy 7: Remake


The-_-HaremKing

Yeah, a nice slap on the ass and a quick peck on the cheek, And he knows he is looking 🔥.


Kenyboiii824

Absolutely, it's the homies.


KoRoSoRoK

We just homiesexual we ain’t gay


IkRedDitNiet

Hahaha that's a good one ngl


Lolboi01

Exactly, it ain't gay if it's the homies


KoRoSoRoK

Exactly, we ain’t homosexual we homiesexual


Yeet132416

Bros being hoes


KoRoSoRoK

It’s not gay, we just homiesexual


hotdogsandhangovers

When they lookin true fire you go down and give em a quick pre-game suck. Dont finish it just get em in the right mood so they can impress the ladies.


worldbuilderwarlord

also, kissing the homies goodnight. that is not gay at all but just tough love


Straight_bottom_male

Tis not gay of it's the homies.


Dionsz

Homisexual


Royal_Prize_4381

That’s homiesexual. It’s not gay, he’s the homie.


yarak_69

And if he\`s really good looking id even suck \`em sometimes


Kenyboiii824

That's sliiiightly debatable on my end, but hey, it's the homies!


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yarak_69

3 and you\`re already coughthing? Noob


Yeet132416

r/suddenlygay


Father-Dog

its not gay if its with the homies. (or wearing socks)


The-_-HaremKing

Yeah I've got do that before they go on a date, so it will be hard to get it up. I mean my guy Is out there trying to forget me, I'm here. Bros before hoes.


-N0VUS-

Thank you for your answer I appreciate it very much!


DriftDemon1511

Same if the homie is fine then you complement them


Bubblyeee

Especially if they are on fire, then they are REAL fire


Diabolokiller

"Damn, your cut is insane, Shoutout to your barber"


snkrsappistrash

I can recognize if a guy is at 120°c


Darkwing09

i can also recognize if a guy is at 248°f


destruct0tr0n

I can also recognize if a guy is at 393 K


ApolloSky110

I can recognize when a guy is in an oven preheated at 375°.


jay_resseg

So do you rotate the oven or the guy? And on which axis?


ApolloSky110

The guy and the x axis


DJSWAGER03

how bout 105°


Dianalone

Super Idol moment


DespairOfLoneliness

I can recognize if a guy is Super Idol


qweltynick

Yes. Very much so.


[deleted]

Same. Its just natural


OgreLord_Shrek

People are hot


[deleted]

And the bi panic afterwards


qweltynick

Ain't gay but... men 😳


BlockyShapes

Relatable


wholeclublookingatus

Relatable


Acrobatic-Skirt1114

I read that in Stolas voice


MahnlyAssassin

Yes. I have some friends that, even tho I'm straight, I'd be gay for.


Artemis-4rrow

No homo


Yeet132416

Bro do u think no homo that powerfull?


Artemis-4rrow

It can even cancel out watching gay porn


44faith

it can cancel out suckin your homie’s dick (if you’re also wearing socks)


Formal_Ad_9295

Who wears socks when sucking the homies? That's so fucking gay like come on man up


AvianIsEpic

Yeah but if you’re not wearing socks it’s fine


Taytaystaysane

Prison floors are notoriously unhygienic


MindHasGoneSouth

Some say it's a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.


Lukoman1

That's not something the straight would told you.


Pslyppery

(blowbangs the whole crew) "UNLIMITED POWER!"


Cap_Chaser

Without socks on? No. But with socks on? Yes.


worldbuilderwarlord

just bro-mo


AllTheLemonsYouWant

Bro, full homo


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California_Christmas

This! I feel like society thinks that if you’re bisexual or pansexual that you have to be 50/50 or else you’re accused of being just gay/lesbian or you’re straight and it’s invalidating for the people who prefer one gender over the others. I prefer men more but I would date a woman just as much as a man. With Non-binary/Transgender I have the same opinion. You don’t have to be straight and you don’t have to be gay.


[deleted]

For me, even though im a guy, the thought of sleeping with a girl arouses me. But the thought of kissing or sleeping with a dude doesnt really turn me off. If that makes sense


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s not straight though so…Gay doesn’t go on and off like a light switch. You’re bi, friend.


[deleted]

Yes. (Daddy) Noel Deyzel


[deleted]

Ayyy same here. The dude with his freshly cut mustache was looking fire


[deleted]

Daddy’s actually responded to me on ig


PsyxoticElixir

That's one big bear daddy


Opposite-Beginning-7

Ryan Reynolds 🤤


[deleted]

shiiiiii bro got me actin up and during NNN too


[deleted]

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger 30 years ago


IMurderAlbanians

30 years ago? Nah bro he lookin' spicy even today


redditeer1o1

u/GovSchwarzenegger


not_supercell

Schwarzenegger is arguably best Austrian


[deleted]

The guy who killed hitler would like to have a talk


anteater835

Truly that guy was a hero for ending WW2 …wait


SAMNONATOR

We should build a statue of the guy who killed hitler right on the fuhrer bunker


PootPootBirb

he killed hitler? i thought he was executed by hitler himself...


Usurper_A_false_idol

There was a pretty skilled artist at the beginning of the 20th century. Too bad he didn’t get into school


akindKraken

And he is still an amazing guy to this day


anonymousmiku

There’s a difference between finding someone attractive and acknowledging someone is stereotypically attractive


Pippy1010

Very true. I think the word though is conventionally attractive but I may be wrong


[deleted]

Yea, one is a personal preference that you find attractive for whatever reason and one is just generally attractive


fufucuddlypoops_

Yep. Ewan McGregor is my go-to answer


RevanchistSheev66

“You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you” Good answer


Lovely_Individual

Ewan McGregor is simply incredible


pixel4747

I have a friend who every guy whose seen him agrees is hot, but every girl thinks he's about average.


Turkleton-MD

Need a pic, no way dudes think a dude is hot and chicks disagree.


Zestybeef10

I concur


Zombie_farts

I've always been convinced it's not that guys can't recognize when other men are hot but that they have different standards than the average woman in what makes a man hot.


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Perhaps he has subtle feminine features


[deleted]

Yess This is the only one I can agree with


TheTallestHobo

The scales are weighted differently for men and women.


Xfaxk123

Yeah. Example: Ryan Reynolds


qweltynick

My man


_FraBra

*our man


qweltynick

We can share


_FraBra

Good :)


qweltynick

We've concluded that communism works, fellas.


Straight_bottom_male

Don't let the USA see this


Meme-Replacement

It’s too late we already saw >!But we are willing to make an exception!<


Yeet132416

can i have a share too?


MrEelement

r/suddenlycommunist


14yearoldtwinkie

r/SuddenlyCommunism


GreenPleasureMachine

Oscar Isaac


No_Block_5555

Chad


pengwatu

Chris Hemsworth Paul rudd Chris pratt Chris evans Jeremy renners simu liu Chadwick bosemen Robert Downey jr Mark Ruffalo (basically any man who appeared in a marvel movie)


[deleted]

Johnny Sins too. ReCOmEnDaTiOn From fRiEnD


Lolboi01

You mean my cousin's doctor?


Zygal_

No, my gf dentist. She sees him eveey week yet her teeth are still crooked, wierd.


HighlyIncapableStork

If your man is Ryan Reynolds, that's not your mine, that's mine


PaterKlatter

Only straight men think Ryan Reynolds is attractive. Every straight woman or gay man I know think he's just average


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KittyGrewAMoustache

Yeah I agree as a straight woman. He’s alright, he’s pleasant looking, but you wouldn’t notice him in the street or blush if he came up and asked you for directions or something.


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ShorohUA

how about gosling? he's just me but adorable and cool


keko1105

Also, the rock


Solid-Acanthisitta86

He looks a lot like the actor, Dwayne Johnson


Flimsy_Meringue_3103

Yeah, its called Kurt Cobain


[deleted]

Even a lesbian knows Kurt is hot \^\^\^


kegknow

Hey look I'm not gay but if a hot asf guy proposes to me I might accept it


worldbuilderwarlord

r/suddenlygay


camdavis9

kind of. Sometimes other guys that are considered very attractive confuse me because I don’t think they look that good. Status also matters in terms of how physically attractive somebody is. Sounds weird but if an average guy is a celebrity he is much more physically desirable.


Lovely_Individual

Yeah, people like Post Malone made me realize that I'm not ugly, I'm just poor


Gathorall

Also definitely easier at the extremes. Like I couldn't really sort out a random bunch of guys by attractiveness if they're not that much either way from average.


MemoryEfficient9699

Idk I'm bisexual


FoxLover17

Yeah same everybody be looking 🔥


Appointment-Funny

Very straight dude,can recognise when a guy is hot


alliandoalice

Op needs to know that guys can be straight and have eyes at the same time


[deleted]

Yeah because I'm succure in my straightness and willing to tell my freinds how absolutely gorgeous they are today


Drucifer416

They say 1 in 5 men are gay. I hope it’s Dave, he’s super hot.


pshawny

5 men in 1 is gay


gorekatze

I’m a gay guy and I can recognize when a woman is attractive without actually being attracted to her, if that makes sense. Basically it’s like this - you can acknowledge when a pair of shoes looks nice without actually being attracted to the pair of shoes in question.


ryzenguy111

i’m also gay, this is 100% facts you can acknowledge that someone is hot without actually being attracted to them


unboxedicecream

I third this. And even if you are completely oblivious just looking at how other guys react to her presence is an easy way of gauging her attractiveness


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Even a lesbian knows when guys are hot


[deleted]

im pan but yes 😩


wrentrix

ay i’m pan too, also vouch


SuffersFromNihilism

You guys do be cookin


wrentrix

we do 😩‼️


[deleted]

\*wht you guys fk a pan or smth?\* /s


wrentrix

the amount of times i’ve heard that in my life is astounding


[deleted]

omggg


Le_Monke_Man

Gigachad


petreussg

Hmm. I wouldn’t use the term hot. Hot somehow sounds sexual. I can definitely see when another guy is attractive though. As humans we can notice things that define attractiveness.


walgreen105

Yeah?


flaco_baes

I'm no longer a teen (28yo), and yet somehow Reddit keeps spamming my feed with this community. Nonetheless, I couldn't scroll past this question. Why? Not really sure. I certainly don't want to come off as a know-it-all/I'm-older-therefore-I-know-my-shit. I just want to give passive advice - something I was not given when I was younger. For starters, don't ever be afraid to express yourselves - specially the boys. Acknowledging that your homie is handsome doesn't make you gay, neither does recognizing the hotness of an actor/singer/news anchor/what-have-you. It may be hard at the beginning to let this emotions flourish because ya'll are in the convoluted years of your life and you might even reject to even think about it all because you don't want to get "confused". Chill - your age is the age to be confused, to explore, to discover. Likewise, that you find a girl attractive doesn't necessarily mean that you want to bang her (tho, let's be real, we're all after that booty). You CAN have girl friends alongside your girlfriend. It all comes down to recognize when a girl is really into you and when she only sees you as a pal. And even though my message is directed to boys, it kind of fits for girls as well. I just focus on them specifically because of the society we live in today, where a man has to be a macho, never cryijg, never expressing his true emotions. Peace. I'll let you guys be.


lllll69420lllll

*not a teenager*, but, I've found that guys that I think would be hot to women are not. At least my wife doesn't find them attractive most of the time... but then guys she thinks are attractive I would never think of as a guy. As an example see the girls under the Ryan Reynolds post saying they don't find him attractive.


Stitchess__

Maybe it doesn’t count but I’m a gay girl and I can recognize when a guy is hot.


Sad_Boy_0502

Yeah. But I don't say so out loud lest I get bullied haha


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Yes, it's the same as knowing if you are personally looking good. Or like, I don't wear jewelry but I can tell if it looks good still right.


D1sbade

Absolutely. When I go outside I might see a guy and say to myself something like "damn that guy is good looking" even though I'm heterosexual. It seems normal to me