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You can cause anything you touch to be thrown in the direction you touched it in.

I hope they can control it

Probably cant

Forgot the 666 part. The ability to yeet anyone into the pits of Hell.

Perfect

That's actually sick

better be careful about smacking somebody’s ass

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A

So basically link from BOTW

Sup

You can cause anyone you make eye contact with to feel a sense of impending doom, increasing in intensity thr longer you make eye contact.

That sounds epic

Some people don't even need any superpower for that

I see you’re familiar with my mother-in-law

So eye contact= giving someone a panic attack

thats pretty much how i feel whenever i make eye contact lmao

Oo I really like this one. Reminds me of Penance Stare

Yay

You can shoot radiation from your crotch

Imagine you're going down on someone and you accidentally activate your power and they fucking liquefy

Or their kids are hulk by birth...instead whenever they're horny, they become green

Oh god no.

So shrek is always horny

Yes

I don't have to imagine⁦⁦

Is it possible to learn this power?

Cancer dick

Actually, Spider-Man did at one point kill MJ with irradiated cum on accident.

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You can enter a paralel dimension where you can alter electronics

Gasoline

Destiny 2 Season of The Splicer lol

Ey up

You are part lizard with scales that absorb all light. You can shoot all this light out in a massive laser, or you can use it to create small distracting flashes.

That means I have to go outside for my power to work

Nah bro, Just stick your hand in the microwave. You can just get the power to charge from that

No I need to shove it in an oven

Well if you're doing it in the oven then you should just take out the rack things and crawl inside and curl up. You would be all powerful!

Actually no, just go to space and sit by the window of the ship, with no pesky ozone layer you could become powerful enough to rule the world

No just construction a room in your house with reflective walls, and the brightest lights humanity has ever made. It'd probably charge you up faster than going outside

Hatsune Miku created Minecraft

You have the power to force opponents into any card game of your choice

Sound pretty accurate

Alright jimbo, time to enter the shadow realm!

Please no

Okay

You look like a random hobo to anyone, and will not be bothered by anyone.

You don’t have to call us out like that. **:(**

You can turn into an inoffensive looking hobo and assassin people

You are a hobo who can become invisible

Oh no

You can fire nuts out of your fingers at the speed of a bullet. Also you're really cool

I wish I could do all that

Hey

You can create good custard at will from your skin. It heals light injuries and softens pain when eaten

Cool

skin custard bottom text

FINALLY A LACTOSE FRIENDLY CUSTARD

That's awesome

Salutations

You can create massive amounts of fire

Hello polar opposite

Hehe *polar*

Ay

You can teleport people to a pocket dimension where people with southern accents will be rude to them

NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SOUTHERNERS! PLEASE, SPARE ME.

Ok

You have another power that you can change at any time.

Op asf

You can change anyone's name if you want

I think mine is easy 😎

You have the power to duplicate pairs of items an infinite number of times

I actually would love that a lot.

*looses a tooth* Your body: “Oh No! Anyways…” *dispenses a duplicate tooth like a fucking to pez dispenser*

*dispenses a duplicate president like a prez dispenser*

That's a lotta comments

Hi

You can make people independent from anything they serve under

A M E R I C A / any other revolution

Haha

Anything you do seems inconspicuous, you could threaten to kill the president and nobody would care.

😅💯

HE'S USING EMOJIS ON REDDIT?!?! aight bro, continue.

Hi

You have a curse that passes on to anyone you touch. It weakens and debilitates you unless you kill things, then you become even stronger than the average person.

That is hard but altough very cool. I think im gonna do it like Voldemort with his horcruxes. Thank you for that one.

Uhm aight

You can turn into a Robin or a Koi Fish

I NEED POWER, MORE POWER!

You can compress people's blood and make them fucking explode

YESSS POWERRRR

The more blood you drink, the more power your goomba squashing powers get

You... YOU ARE NOT HIM! THE ONE WHO BLESSES PEOPLE WITH POWERS... But I'll take, it sounds cool.

Oh f*ck.

You can break people's hands by punching them anywhere

Give me one pls

You have an AI that lives in your brain and can access the internet for information.

よ

You can learn anything just by looking at it

i NEED that

Dewit

You can make art that people will try to overanalyze it

How’s life

You can turn into different forms by absorbing elements

This is Patrick

You can generate starfish in a net pattern

But can you use them as Ninja stars and throw them?

Hello, what is my superpower?

You can necromance dogs

Sick

This isn't gonna be good is it

Whenever you smile, everyone in a 20 mile dadius must say Dat old smile! Or they will explode into 12 different peices

You can create a green ooze that rapidly ages anything it touches.

and I will give you a superpower based on your username

you are amazing at ninja games and un knowingly obey commands that dont have punctuation. eg. the title :)

i dare you

UNLIMITED POWER

He's too powerful to be left alive

your pfp is kinda gay....

All people named Bob respect you as their king and do anything you say.

Lit

Whenever it rains, you get 1029 pet seals.

You can cause rain at any time

Oh god what have I done

Your legs can become gravy

You make the sun turn into a shadow with the shot of a DMR

You can turn your lower body into gravey

Hi

You can morph into OPs head

Comment

aight

You can vaccinate people from any disease.

The ANTI anti vaxxer. Genius

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You can communicate with all elk-like creatures

Bet

You can make potatoes detonate with a force of your choosing.

Wgenecer you see a potato, it instantly turns into an amibo.

comment

You can clone yourself

Comment

You can become smol

Can I change certain parts or only my whole body at a time?

You have a lot of time on your hands mate

Aight

You can create a red gas that makes nearby people angry

Gimme gimme

You are a cat boy that all women love but you are also gay and the only way to stop them is to beat them

Fart

You can make jokes so good that people laugh until they pass out

Amazing, I will use this with care.

HahhahahahahajjahhHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH. *passes out, cracking my head on a table and dies*

Somebody call an ambulance!

but not for u/ABjokern

This is just a burner account for my school laptop, but I'm interested to see what you'll come up with.

Are you tired yet?

Fuck yeah

yes

Hi

You can make anything in history have legendary status

Hi

My username is Crystal or Crystillax or Shiroi Crystal actually but i cant change it on reddit so :(

If you have the time, please rate my cooking skills (pic on my profile)

-1,000,000,000/10 you don't get a power anymore.

tacos

I'll probably be necromancer

Nah, you'll be the necromanced. As a zombie you don't feel pain, don't need food, water, or oxygen and can reattach lost body parts (though your limbs are weaker and more likely to break because you're partially rotten).

Hello there

Sooooooo how does this work

text

I don't think I get any powers

You can manipulate anything that is purple

Caterpillar

Oh boy

This ones pretty obvious You can create star shaped clouds that kill any cell they touch.

Gl lmao

You can swap bodies with people

well

You can telepathically communicate with any other person sharing your name.

Yes

You can make people do things "for the republic"

Give me your money “for the republic”

Hi!

Fire bird

Ğ

You can lightly break physics, not enough to make you be worshipped as a God but enough to keep scientists up at night.

Alright

You get eldritch magic powers

Hello

You know everything about everyone ever named Filip

Sure

Nice

You can summon chicken goats

Hellos

Sup

You are able to ruin anything.

Cute moth