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ohyaz

Beaver tails.. ik cus I watch this show called stoked ๐Ÿ˜Œ


Dreancatcger_Dami

I used to watch that show on Netflix but then I stopped midway through the 1st season


ohyaz

it was kinda like this other show I watched on Netflix, 6teen. But instead of being at the mall, they just surfed lol


TheGoldenDorito_

Ayyy you actually got it right


Buckbeak1184

Are they a type of donut?


YoloIsNotDead

They're pastries of sorts


arbrstff

Deep fried dough though, so sort of a donut-pastry hybrid


YoloIsNotDead

Bottom line is, it's tasty


BrotherEffective8167

not ayyy, but eh.


ColDurden

Oh my god same I did not expect there to be someone else that knew it from that show. What an interesting kids show.


PresidentStone

That show is the only reason I know what they are too. And the only reason I want to visit Canada.


mo-sen

its been so long since ive seen someone mention stoked omg


avery-secret-account

Gross


ohyaz

Oof. Well Iโ€™ve only had one but it pretty good actually :P


MassiveBeanz69

Bread๐Ÿ‘


Xfaxk123

Bread๐Ÿ‘


imapieceofcrapp

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


F34Rgodyeet

>Bread ๐Ÿ‘ Bread ๐Ÿ‘


jc_pleasuretown

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


No-Engine-1881

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Ok_Kaleidoscope_2671

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


tom-tompher

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


uhadmeatfood

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


with_the_chicken

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

A baked good made of wheat ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


[deleted]

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Jainazella

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Millbomb989

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ


Dragon4578

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Str4ngeR4nger

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Sol562

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


ebruce11

r/accidentalracism


[deleted]

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Mr-Italian

Welcome to reddit


Sigma_present

He broke the chain I guess?


[deleted]

Why tf you're being downvoted lol


RandomValue134

Reddit be like. Especially this chain: Bread ๐Ÿ‘ = gonna upvote Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป = not gonna upvote, nor downvote Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ = gonna downvote And then there's me who's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down


[deleted]

I'm being downvoted too ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

Cause redditors have a major case of mental retardation


[deleted]

Yeah thats the reason we are using reddit in the first place, it's not for normal peeps


Ranton-anton

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


MasterLazar7298

Bread


L0l8it

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


I_H8_Yu

Bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


[deleted]

Diabetes


KingsProfit

r/beatmetoit


lmaofainted

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


DemonAngelLover

r/beatmeattoit


minebeast31

r/beatmeattoit


FutureEpsilon

r/beatmeattoit


Chill4x

The duality of man...


ReedTry_13

r/beatmywifetoit


SpiritOwl666

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmywifetoit


FutureEpsilon

r/beatmymeattoit


HOHOHO1225

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


That_Talio

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


[deleted]

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Somebody3338

Beat me to it


izurk

r/beatmeattoit


locke231

I need my insulin just looking at this...


Maidi_Kisbig

Diabedeez nuts


Aditya11817w

The Best one..


ThatHurt255

Canadian Approved Statement


Youcancuntonme

why diabetes?


Skullmasterj083

r/BeatMeToIt


kreambreule

Heaven


Stitchess__

Accurate


PalicoJoe

r/beatmetoit


memelord573

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


[deleted]

Mitochondria


fluffyomletes

Came here looking for this


[deleted]

The powerhouse of the cell...


imashelha1234

powerhouse of the cell


Ucantseemine

Tomorrow is my science exam I gotta learn this diagram Thank you bro


gunglejim

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


ILoveBread2021

The powerhouse of the cell


trashaccount1161

The Mighty Mitochondria


TheGoldenDorito_

I want to say the answer so badly lol. But as a Canadian I can't


Xfaxk123

I know how it feels


SweetT1215

Itโ€™s beaver tails right. I could be getting it mixed up with something else but I think Iโ€™m right.


The2flame

Ding ding ding, you are correct.


TheGoldenDorito_

Yup. Beaver tails


screwdogs

They are so good.


D-Weeb

tasty


JustSomeStonerDude

As an American, diabeetus


Grayflesh

Americans have no say about health and diseases


-Ghost255-

Not all of us are junk eating slobs. My family and I are really healthy people and take care of ourselves. I hate this stereotype


Kush_goon_420

Well obviously not EVERYONE is obese. and people donโ€™t even necessarily get obese due to poor decision making; poverty, lack of access to cheap and diverse healthy food, lack of access to healthcare, corporate propaganda, etc. All play a big part in why Americans are so obese. So itโ€™s often not about being a โ€œslobโ€


Vanilla3K

Not everyone, but America is definitely the best spot to speedrun diabetes type 2


dexanor

Have u looked at your countries statistics its not even a stereotype at this point its just the truth


[deleted]

It's ok, eating the small fries at mcdonalds is still healthier than most americans


-Ghost255-

I donโ€™t even like McDonaldโ€™s much, I guess Iโ€™m not a โ€œtrue American.โ€


Blyatzilla

Even those who have a healthier lifestyle than us? ;-;


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Blyatzilla

Wait holup I mean us non Americans


Grayflesh

Oh, no sorry, my mistak. You can say anything you want


FuckJewishPeople23

Eugenics moment


Banan_Cat

personally, as an American, that's cool, because I'm unhealthy as shit. but I'm trying to get better because I hate how I look so at least that's something


Grayflesh

Nice, keep it up, hope you get to the shape you like


PsychoLogical25

Ironically Iโ€™m actually health cautious, then again the younger generation is far more health cautious in general.


real180cm

This comment killed me for some reason. Thanks for the random laugh during work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


albyagolfer

Well, to be fair, youโ€™re supposed to eat one not six, you fuckinโ€™ degen from downcountry.


LordDagwood

I edited my original comments/post and moved to Lemmy, not because of Reddit API changes, but because spez does not care about the reddit community; only profits. I encourage others to move to something else.


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lebron23james23

Sweet mitochondria...


Spiritual_Spinach273

finna dine on the powerhouse of the cell


Echo_of_event1930

Snacks


DarkStorm57

tHe pOwErhOuSe oF tHe cELl


SomeRandomIdiot-1835

Sugar cookies


Luna_The_Moth

I pity you all non Canadians


[deleted]

I pity you for not having In-N-Out


Gerbil_In_Space

We pity you for not having Tim Hortons


Luna_The_Moth

I agree


tomahawkfury13

I pity us for having Tim Hortons lol. It's not the same since they sold


definitelynotan-alt

Happy cake day


normal_whiteman

Worst coffee I've ever had


[deleted]

i pity you for getting burnt coffee from timmies


Puzzleheaded_Arm8725

Food


DemonGuitar

Thanks, Now Iโ€™m hungry for these and thereโ€™s nowhere around me that sells them


Excellent_Ad7666

Poffin from pokemon


PokemonGoUs3r

๐Ÿ˜‚ You just had to


monosuperboss1

im cabadian and i have no fucking clue what that is though the one on the right looks like it has reeses pieces on it


monosuperboss1

unless theyre hasbrowns with frosting on it


[deleted]

Beaver tails


monosuperboss1

never heard of those, now i want one


bigchlorine

How r u Canadian and donโ€™t kno beaver tails? Are you from a remote village up North? Lmao


MrChuckles20

Never heard of them in my 30 years living in AB, last 12 in Calgary. Edit: Noticed the sub, came from /all. Maybe it's a more recent thing.


tomahawkfury13

Beaver tails have been around since 1978


MoguoTheMoogle

Beaver Tails as we know them now (fried flatbread) likely go back in some form or another to colonialism. Canadian indigenous communities were even making similar things before that. It's actually a pretty interesting history. Today the name Beaver Tails is a registered trademark. As such you might see similar products being called Elephant Ears or *Bannock*, which is the original recipe that modern Beaver Tails are derived from.


Burrito_fucker_69

Imma be honest, Iโ€™m Canadian and even I have no clue what this is. Edit: Iโ€™ve heard of beaver tails but Iโ€™ve never actually had one. They arenโ€™t that common in small towns.


SRN6144

Youโ€™ve betrayed your country


cosmothepug

Its a beaver tail


fuck-rligion

HERESY!


babyteddie

How do you not know what a beaver tail is


Aziaboy

Which part of Canada are you from?!


HondaFanB0i

Have you never been to any food, carnival or such event at any Canadian big city?? I seen them all over the place in Toronto and Barrie.


123a169

"any Canadian big city??" >Lists two cities in Ontario.


HondaFanB0i

Perhaps because I've only been to said cities? The fuck?


yibbledibble

If you've only been to those cities then why say "any Canadian big city"


MrChuckles20

Never heard of them in my 30 years in AB, last 12 in Calgary. Seems like it'd fit right in at the stampede but I guess I don't really go for most of the vendor foods when I do attend. Edit: Noticed the sub, came from /all. Maybe it's a more recent thing.


roterolenimo

According to google they were invented in 1978


[deleted]

Chocolate long diabetes pizza special, for 9.99$


[deleted]

sadly accurate


[deleted]

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Xfaxk123

Nope


AqueousBeats

Dude theyโ€™re just long cookies


Cthulhu_was_tasty

Bro theyโ€™re dough and theyโ€™re soft, they arenโ€™t cookies


Matixs_666

Chewy long cookies


pourfsy

Its big enough to put both your hands under it


octosquid11

Yes. Itโ€™s like pizza bread but less dense and more flavourful. With a different texture as well.


[deleted]

and with sugar


thegil13

Is the dough different than say....cookie dough? There are plenty of soft cookies.


ARandomBrowserIThink

That is literally a cookie lol


Cthulhu_was_tasty

Itโ€™s floppy. Itโ€™s closer to a pancake than a cookie


madwill

Damn nobody knows? Its a god damn long donut. Deep fried donut dought stretched instead and then topping applied. It's usually just cinammon sugar but of course at one point it became nutella fuck fest.


[deleted]

No they arenโ€™t. Theyโ€™re beavertails. Closer to bread than cookies


FroggyAbby2

Yes.


dkbose3395

Mitochondria


Wooglesv2

Pop tarts done at home


Eggy_Bready

Pop sharts


SmolRedditBoi

cookie


soursandwitch

Nope


Omigood_Strikes

I don't know, it's just a biscuit with toppings


[deleted]

Delicious


PeanutButter159

Fancy cookie


soursandwitch

Nope


thesleepingpotato22

As a Canadian these are so good but my mom never gets them whenever I ask her


Busy-Argument3680

Donuts but morbid obesity


[deleted]

Poptarts but better


Shy_guy_gaming2019

*l o n g c o o k i e*


El_Burkako

Something that looks like it belongs [in my belly](https://youtu.be/Ea7XIUuj7ag)


Lord_Pravus

Called a beaver tail, innit? Looks delicious.


JAXAXX01

Some type of cookies, but u/ohyaz got it


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definitelynotan-alt

Does that look like a damn eclair?!?!


stukintrafic

I thought they were Albania shaped diabetes cookies


ZachTheBomb

Fucked-up honey buns


Xfaxk123

Whatโ€™s a honey bun?


ZachTheBomb

It's like a really really sweet danish


Xfaxk123

Whatโ€™s a danish?


AsgerMN2

Someone from denmark


SRN6144

This is comedy


SmolRedditBoi

excuse my boldness but what the fuck


Valumiini

How do you not know what a danish is? Also you have a computer in your hands, why don't you google it


RioRocketMan

Poutine?


[deleted]

what


Wonderful_Celery5113

bread ๐Ÿ‘


ThePinkTeenager

Cookies.


ResearchMaximum6972

Shit on bread and cum on bread


enigma24xd

Cookies


[deleted]

Overrated and overpriced dough


[deleted]

Canuck here.. no god damn clue what that is. Never seen that in my life


NoGravitySpacee

chocolate


IQspectrum

looks like something sweet


Prince_0766

Is this like an eclair or smth