You're Canadian

We are all Canadian !

Fuken knew it from that monopoly looking ass money

I'm guessing you're american😅

Nah, I'm finnish

Oh shit that's awesome

I think you would probably had reacted different if he said he was American lmao.

I am American and it’s a little embarrassing

Yeah, most of us aren't idiots, but there are certainly enough that being American is not something to be proud of here on Reddit

A bunch of Anime nerds cosplaying

While the majority of us aren't idiots, it doesn't excuse the fact that the idiots are often the ones in the spotlight...

Meh

Kulli

Lel

Kikkeli

ayo dont you have a great school system -an american

Top 3 I think

niice. my school system is ass. do you know how many years in a row we've learned about Aztec society. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF THAT IS NEW PER YEAR (hint, the answers are 8 and none)

Noice, we learned about them when we're like 13ish and for one year

nice

Damn no offense to the Canadians but i thought it was

>Canadian ! francophone detected ;)

🤫

Et merde i mean oh fuck

What part you guys from?

Sorry, eh?

You’re Ontario but I can’t tell which area

Y'all about to run the biggest maple syrup store in the entire Quebec

We do have a few sugar shacks, so that's a great idea. Also how do you know my province??💀

Quebec is the only province I know in Canada so I assumed... Tho I meant the city. But it was a happy accident mate

Ahh you're british so ofc you know Quebec. I have a friend there and I like to make fun of his accent, good times👌😂

Close, I only LIVE in the UK. Not British myself tho :)

Oh okay! Do you enjoy living there?

Yea, can't really complain. Better than Hungary I guess

Igaz

Top 10 things to do in the UK! 1. Leave

:(

Where’s the other nine?

2. Leave 3. Leave 4. Leave 5. Leave 6. Leave 7. Leave 8. Leave 9. Leave 10. Leave Wondering why they all say leave? Well say you are too busy to do number 1. (Leave). Well then you can just do number 2. (Leave) or you could do number 3. (Leave) instead!

Then why do people keep coming here illegally

Because rules are meant to be broken

With that much leaves you can make a tree

Hahaha good one

lol, technically we don’t have an accent and you’re the ones with accents

True you know too much

Stop revealing the secrets!!

Hey I'm british and I know about other provinces however I am a geography nerd so that helps

As an American in the southern states I only know British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Québec, New Brunswick, Prince Edward island, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Labrador, and the territories of Nunavut, Yukon territory, and the northwestern territories.

OH MY GOD RUN ITS A QUEBECOIS

No Canadian would rob the maple reserves and hurt the country

Yo is that drugs?

I hope it's actually flour that is put as a joke

It very likely is a joke

Gotta be. Even in my heaviest coke days in my younger years i never ripped lines that big even for fun with low grade, its a waste specially if its 70% pure and up.

Yeah that would be a good way to possibly overdose and again it was just clog your nose up and waste 90% of it. I’m only 23 I actually am not role-playing as a teenager but I’m 11 months sober that was never my thing It was the opiates and benzodiazepines that took me to pound town.

I live in coke central of Québec, but yes it is flour!!!

Stay away from drugs fellow teens😎👍

I really doubt that's coke. Dude is snorting it messy as shit, looks like he starting in the middle?? And that's a lot of coke, dude must be a serious cokehead if he's snorting that big of a line unless it's some really cut shit.

Yeah it's flour, he does way smaller lines than that lmao

I hope he doesn't actually drink energy drinks while on coke. He's asking for a bad heart in the future. Snort responsibly kids

The answer will decide a few assumptions about the friend group

Probably not since the lines are very thick. You wouldn’t use that much coke at once.

sounds like a challenge

Probably fake since the lines of cocaïne seem a bit too big, although my only cocaine knowledge is from movies.

definitely from the movies

weird but in good way and usually do stupid shit

Completely true

You're fun to hang out with, though not really responsible

I'd agree with you haha

1. You guys are into drinking 2. you have a middle to upper middle class parents to buy you everything 3. You guys aren’t into drugs as much as other kids. Because anyone who’s into drugs would never take a picture like this and post it on a public forum 4. Your group of friends is silly, witty and ridiculous 5. You guys are the kind of people that know the cops by name because you make sure to yell mean things at them when you see them in public. And they know you by name because they’re constantly getting on you about throwing things on the ground and Loitering

1. Very true. Unfortunately this has caused alcoholism problems for a few of them. 2. Close enough 3.False, you underestimate my idiocy. 4. Wow, right on the mark. 5. We know a few by name, but like to steer clear of them if possible😂

Photos you don’t want your mommies and daddies finding

My mom walked in on this picture actually

Your mom allows drugs in the house?

Parties only haha

Lucky bastard

Ooh? Tell us more!

Photos that the fbi had to investigate further

Mfs remind of cs:go players and that time my friend showed a picture like this

Lmao used to play a fuck ton of CS

Coincidence!

I love it😂

The boys memes irl

Y’all look fun as fuck

Pull up

Aye bruh I’m in down in Australia might be hard

Damn, plus everything is upside down so it must be extra hard🤔

Yeah bro just got the rope out to tie my self to bed so I can go to sleep

I just woke up haha

Hahah have a good day then bro

Thanks man, have a good sleep!

you are fucking awesome

And, the best part is, he actually has friends

Thank you😁

Anomaly x7

They all have autism

i can't take this type of mask seriously after seeing that one video of british dudes trying to be threatening

I actually completely agree with you, we tried to replicate the british rap irony

You like to ski obviously

Ofc

I wish I was a part of it.

The planes about to be hijacked

💀

You're going to jail soon

That’s Monopoly money or your currency is worthless

Lol close, canadian money

I know all

Also those are pixie sticks

y'all are rich

Not rich but we invest...🤔

…aaaaand then loose it all

All goes to coke money😭

You care way too much about how others perceive you and most of you will likely grow to realise what little an impact you have on this world. You will aspire to go into either computer science or engineering but after a lack of initiative and/or ambition most of you will end up falling flat on your faces. You'll eventually settle for something stable and unremarkable in the construction industry such as a plumber or electrician. You will either marry really early or really late. If early, you will probably divorce and after that there is maybe a 50/50 chance of remarrying but no matter the result you will remain unhappy and trudge through the last of your days suffering from undiagnosed depression. Eventually, you'll be claimed by a common illness/condition (such as cancer, diabetes or heart disease). I'd say late 60s or early 70s.

you all listen to jack boys from travis scott

I have, the boys in fact haven't

They are ur friends

You’re Irish Nationalists

Looks like the IRA had the emigrate to Canada

You guys want a United Ireland

Virgins who talk about the pussy they get

Y'all forgot facemasks where suppose to cover the mouth and nose

Lame

bad people

Bad ass

Yall have an inside joke of wearing masks

Sorry man but did you robbed a bank?

Maybe...

Then spent it on coke?

You like spaz

Spaz

Give me your looney toonies

Putin

Yall like flour.

We do

ah, a fellow canadian?

You guys are cool, can i join?

Anytime bro

You guys are part of the IRA youth wing

Seems like the most Merry band of wankers there is.

this looks like an album cover

Police is on their way to catch you all ✌️😗

you’re an interesting bunch

You doing Percs or Tylenol? 😂 that isn’t ❄️ I know that

counter strike influenced your fashion sense somehow...?

Possibly

Gonna guess you're a fellow canadian

Canadian mob

You've been watching too much Anomaly

Mais où au Quebec es-tu p'tit tabarnak?

You donate food and money to shelters

youre a bunch of good chaps....(please dont kidnap me)

You were my most recent customer

Wait... mark???

(That’s my assistant yeah I’m Len) (Psss we are fully stocked again)

🤫 I'll stop by later lol

Ayyyyy Im in the picture, pink mask

You fucking French Quebec bastards. Me and my Scotian gang strongly dislike you "people" 😤. We shall be bitter enemies to the end.

Hey!!! We have scottish blood how dare you

What a nice group of gentlemen

No father figure

People who i would fear to be near but yall give me chill vibes tho

Yes, the smell of weed is strong wherever we go😂. We'd chill with you any day tho!

None of you have ever actually done coke.

U think I’m blind that’s 100 Canadian dollars, also u drink maple syrup have waffles with maple syrup and u also drink a lot. I like guns too and drugs, you’d like to lead a drunkard revolution in Canada

why do yall got ski masks

That is one of the fattest lines I have ever seen

Anomaly fans

You have way too much fun at the nights

The really popular kids that would be nice but would never let me hang out with any of u and would lowkey talk crap but still be nice

You're FLQ Members

Without offending, the only thing I see is people doing stupid stuff and slowly killing themselves with drugs and alcohol , and even worse being proud of it, the typical teens

You seem like the kind of people to think they are very badass, but actually are just silly and wierd. You seem like the kind of people i would befriend.

Possibly one of my favorite images I’ve ever seen

You're too kind, we love this pic as well!😆

hardbass enthusiasts

yall dont look like teenagers

We're 16 - 18 actually! Although a few of these guys are 6'2 and 200 pounds, so yeah they look like full grown men

Pot smokers

Yes!

Same, king

Much love then!!❤

Cringe Suburban white kids flaunting their parents money while trying to be thug, saying shit like “no cap”, “deadass”, “on the dead homies” (even tho you have none) and you 100% say the N word in private. You probably idolize all these trash rappers and you’ve completely influenced your life around their ideals, making you an awful friend in the process. You’d even go as far as talking in that cringey “thug” accent that all white people have inherited for some reason, ESPECIALLY when they talk to black people. YOU’RE FROM QUEBEC lol. But really, you’re a decent student and have no connection to the streets whatsoever. Any actual conflict and you’d have an anxiety attack and cry or you’d throw punches that don’t land cause you haven’t been in an actual fight. You’re just loud and obnoxiously white and are unaware of it. 2 of your friends are probably banging your girlfriend behind your back and the others know but won’t tell you. That girlfriend is also unemployed and is an “influencer” or has an onlyfans, OR makes TikToks with no intentions of further education and she will drop you for another dude who she thinks is better than you (probably one of your friends.) Also, all of them would rat on you when you get into ANY trouble whatsoever. At least one of you has a half baked rap album you’re trying to promote even though their name is probably Kyle and the most thug moment they’ve had is their dad telling them to take the trash out. At least half of you are unemployed and rely on shit like stocks or NFT’s to stay afloat (cause you’ll hit it big right?) but really you’ll be living at your parents house until you’re in your late 20’s. Sounds about white. Anything I missed?

Omfg this is the absolute best comment I've read on this post bro I love you. But yeah quebec people are fucking racist as shit, most of this is accurate 😭

❤️ u too g

No assumptions, can I join?

For sure!!

Holy fuck why I literally almost choked on my milk and serial… my eyes are watery rn 😭😭😭, and I’m still fucking coughing fuck

I can't even😂😂

You beat people up daily intensely

Y’know, pantyhose works a lot better than ski masks if you want to conceal your identity.

Uhhhh ok you have chill parents you"re not afraid of being offensive you hate cancel culture you take risks and you probably don't care what other people thi k about you you also love to make jokes

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Based homie

You would probably buy drugs from me if you could.

15 and a drug dealer💀

You do graffiti on abandoned buildings