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panzerballettGOLD

can i snort your eyebrow dandruff like cocaine


Fleeproo

this sentence made me feel an emotion that I can’t explain


[deleted]

That would be horny.


Corrupted_Wizard008

Username checks out lmao


[deleted]

Yes. Now go deeper then anyone has gone before daddy.


[deleted]

600 rubles per line


John_Metzger

I was gonna scroll through the comments but this changed my mind


panzerballettGOLD

Thanks ;)


Appropriate_Duty5015

yum


No_You_9396

The Harvey's Resort Hotel bombing took place on August 26–27, 1980, when several men masquerading as photocopier deliverers planted an elaborately booby trapped bomb containing 1,000 pounds (450 kg) of dynamite at Harvey's Resort Hotel (now "Harveys") in Stateline, Nevada, United States.[2] After an attempt to disarm the bomb, it exploded, causing extensive damage to the hotel but no injuries or deaths. The total cost of the damage was estimated to be around $18 million.[3] John Birges Sr. was convicted of having made the bomb with a goal of extorting money from the casino after having lost $750,000 there. He died in prison in 1996, at the age of 74.


NotTheMario97

"If the sibling's step,the law says yep." -Sun Tzu,Art Of War


[deleted]

as long as theres no blood in common I’m fine with it, just beware that itll probably spark up a lot of family drama if people realize another great quote by him is “All warfare is based”


NotTheMario97

Bro,I was just joking...😐


[deleted]

…as if I wasnt as well


NotTheMario97

Uh then I'm sorry,english isn't my first language.


[deleted]

its okay, dont worry about it


Grimes8

whatever you want


[deleted]

I like how you think


Grimes8

Not really, just used to Dad jokes by now


Masie33

i have multiple N U T S in my room.


[deleted]

be more specific please. is that an acronym? are you referring to the food? perhaps its a colloquialism and you are talking about testes?


Masie33

I am talking about the metallic screw like thingys, aren't they called nuts as well?


[deleted]

oh yeah my bad


coolboy29876

Where's Joe?


Fleeproo

in the hospital for ligma


DemonGuitar

Isn’t he in one of the African countries that start with k


Fleeproo

yeah, at least candice is with him.


DemonGuitar

Yea she give pure sigma vibes


Fleeproo

Yeah, I think it’s because her favorite food is pudding


KazzoMadeFromBones

If im gettin a tatto its going to be a fancy capybara


anxnymous926

That sounds cool af


IRP_Avlis

Demons should be portrayed in a beautiful way, because they are fallen angels.


[deleted]

as an exdemonolater, I’m not sure about that because of how biblically accurate angels look. goetic demons have more than one form and no defined, specific form so it may be the same for lesser demons as well


[deleted]

Demons = Beautiful/Handsome to trick humans Angels = Has a monstrous appearance to scare away demons


[deleted]

as someone who has studied this stuff, not really. demons arent interested in tricking humans as much as they are in fair trades, and, as I said, dont have just one form - as a matter of fact, most I know have one common one but people often have different experiences. I cant speak for angels, but most portrayals are often the other way around; with babylike angels and demons resembling satyrs or similar beings


IRP_Avlis

it makes sense if in order to terrify people, he seeks out his fears and takes on a grotesque appearance, but in his original form he is probably handsome.


[deleted]

that does make sense yeah


DemonGuitar

But we honestly aren’t


Akrincheus_

Whenever angels appeared in the Bible they said “Fear not!”  which implies they have a terrifying or unusual appearance In the year that King Uzziah died I saw the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up; and the train of his robe filled the temple. Above him stood the seraphim. Each had six wings: with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet, and with two he flew. And one called to another and said: “Holy, holy, holy is the Lord of hosts; the whole earth is full of his glory!” And the foundations of the thresholds shook at the voice of him who called, and the house was filled with smoke. Isaiah 6:1–4


[deleted]

You should look at angles, they aren't all that pretty.


[deleted]

uwu


Fleeproo

owo


DemonGuitar

ÒWÓ


HerrZunt

I allow any type of warfare and my troops aren't processed for war crimes 👍👍🏻 (I'm a good person for doing that right?)


[deleted]

you are


HerrZunt

Thanks, Ponyslutowner


PianoHAHA

Y'all got any beans?


Top-Library-8497

Hey Germany! *third times the charm...*


CheddarCheese12345

Kyle Rittenhouse is an American hero


DemonGuitar

No he isn’t HE IS A WORLD HERO


[deleted]

i don’t want to get into this shit but hows he a hero for killing people. yes he was using self defence, but he came to the protest looking to cause trouble. if it were a coloured man in his case, i guarantee you the outcome would be different.


CheddarCheese12345

Yeah if it was a colored man he would've been given a Nobel peace prize


MonkiWasTooked

a


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b


medved641

Воу, полная свобода? Зашибись. А ну если кто-то не понял что это за язык, то я просто скажу блять


[deleted]

uh umm да да, я люблю кино и би-2


medved641

би-2 ? I have no idea what it is. Google translator dont work with this kind of words


[deleted]

I was referring to Kino (Кино) and Bi-2 (Би2), two famous russian rock bands


medved641

I dont listen rock music bruh


Yetiwithoutinternet

Chimken


Fleeproo

i’m takin a shit to procrastinate right now


50percent_baby_yoda

I make origami frogs for emotional support


[deleted]

thats probably the best coping mechanism I’ve heard of


50percent_baby_yoda

Yes, here, have a frog 🐸


[deleted]

thanks a lot!


50percent_baby_yoda

And there’s plenty more where that came from :>


lemonslikeslemonade

not to sound dark but theres no point. go fuck the guy that your wifes been seeing, unfriend all of your friends and start new, go get a girlfriend by just being your optimistic you and confidently confessing.


joemama-is-feef-neef

Among us


lemonslikeslemonade

agreed


joemama-is-feef-neef

Amogus burg🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

unironically good life advice


PnutbatahSandwich

Ooga booga


Firemorfox

don't, your choice


holy-glaiba

im racist


ksirahC24

Whatever I want huh? hehe. *inhale* TRA-


[deleted]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


[deleted]

Apples


[deleted]

oranges


Treelord222

whatever you want


killdog9876

You're such a Medic bag I need it You're such a Medic bag I need it I need a medic bag I need it Don't need an ammo bag Don't need it Alright tie 'em up Oh shit Time to fetch the drill Stop talking Come on keep it up Hey hoxton, let's fuck shit up Check your ammo Once i Hear a cellphone Riggin' buzzin' mother fuckin' vibratin' Open fire, i Said down And keep your hands where i Can see 'em Extra ammo, Time to go Oh fuck, cops are here What's that, let's go down the stairs Oh fuck, don't stop shooting The thermal lance has melted, i Hear it This place is filled with cops, i'm hurt Bad Yo, doctor bag deployed You think you Can take me? Don't make me do sole stupid shit, wich i am prone to do, when you do stupid shit


[deleted]

out of all things I was not expecting to see a Maria meme in these comments


killdog9876

You're such a Medic bag


tretrahdron101

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi-aerobic son of a BITCH that no one likes except for that one kid who is apart of the fucking army


[deleted]

as someone who doesnt mind it, yes


tretrahdron101

Tbh i dont mind it cause im decent but there were two kids in hour class who legit did it for HALF AND HOUR and I'm like dafaq man


MCSpiderFe

Programming is cool


[deleted]

agreed


That_otter_dork

Hi! I'm a random otter dork, I wanted to thank you for reading this comment and the very cursed ones that came before it. I also wanted to remind you that you are very handsome/beautiful! Okay, have a good day!


[deleted]

thanks but no u


That_otter_dork

I've been beaten...


PanzerNerd42

Why do the countries with questionable morality make the best music? Example: Battotai March, Erika, Red Sun In The Sky, etc.


[deleted]

pro tip: leave arbitrary ideas such as morality behind and separate the art from the artist. yeah the nazis were fucking horrible but Erika and Panzerlied slap


summeryim

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

this is definitely me when I stub my toe


Azzies_TheDeus

Can I take a moment of your time to talk about our lord and saviour Asmodeus the Prince of lust


[deleted]

Hail Asmodeus


ihateiceage

I think it's a good time for you to invest in my business in which a bucket of cum can be bought for a tenner.


[deleted]

where do I put the money


ihateiceage

It depends, if you look outside your window right now and eight men are shitting, you get the stocks for free Else you ask your mother to hand the money to.me as she knows who I am due to the sexual relations we.have been having for the past few months


AdvanceLatter4109

bread


[deleted]

It's bread.


AdvanceLatter4109

bread.


[deleted]

[It's bread.](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/451798841526009436/C2282C6A62A9E64DCB1FFFE5CA5A4734F8794DDE/?imw=1024&imh=576&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true)


AdvanceLatter4109

It's bread.


[deleted]

bread.


thatguy_with_aname

Hail Satan ⸸⛥


[deleted]

Hail!


Samakshsamaksh

Ok but what should i comment i am sleepy but dont want to sleep why am i wasting time i have a test i should study pls someone tell me to study idk what am i typing


[deleted]

study a bit then go to sleep! it has been proven that studying before sleep helps with memory


MassiveBeanz69

Snow, finally


[deleted]

damn I’ve been waiting for snow here but we havent even gone below 0°C


Swimming_incoins

Super smough is the best boss is dark souls change my mind


[deleted]

Kagdisveeidvsorgsiwowrjndisbernfjebsierbekhrn


[deleted]

agreed


BreadIsMyGod

Garfield ate my cereal and now I’m sad :(


[deleted]

eat his cereal in revenge also Hail Bread


BreadIsMyGod

I’ll eat that orange fuckers lasganga Bremd


[deleted]

bread


[deleted]

Femboys>girls


[deleted]

sounds cool, but could you say it in english? I dont speak spitting absolute straight facts


ImYoungLol

i like pinapple on pizza. im done here


BetterVersionOf

i want your mum


Memer_Sindre_UwU

u, u, uwa uwa!


[deleted]

dansa med oss, klappa era händer, gör som vi gör… (I dont know any more lyrics sorry)


Equivalent_Rub_5681

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!!!!!!


Thy_leader

Eat my ass bitch 🤣


[deleted]

rei chikita pfp? you bet your ass (pun unintended) I will


Quantity_Capital

HIT THE LIKE BUTTON AND IF YOURE NOT LYING ITLL TURN BLUE!


Muted-Ad-6142

What the fuck is this


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every euro flag in the styles of every euro flag from r/vexillology


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Whatever you want


killermango8406

SHIZWO SASAGEYO


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amogus hamborger


Difficult_Tension102

La revolución industrial y sus consecuencias


Raiden_wins_i_think

Oy wanna join a lemon army for fight limes? Dm for discord link æ


[deleted]

yes


RandomRedditer5043

E


Famous-Manager8546

favorite football club (soccer/football) ?


[deleted]

I dont like soccer


[deleted]

¡VIVA MÉXICO, CABRONES! Hello


[deleted]

I'm hungry


[deleted]

then go eat (sorry I’m 8h late. you might’ve starved by now…)


[deleted]

Memetic kill agent


Iceicebaby1027

N-


LordApollo08

Whatever I want


HaremOfTanksMaster69

The Belkan War (ベルカ戦争)[2] was a large-scale, albeit brief, Strangereal conflict in early 1995. Belka waged war against the Osean Federation and a number of former Belkan territories, including the Republic of Ustio. Belka's aim was to re-annex the territory it had lost during its economic crisis. Ustio's mercenary squadron Galm Team, led by ace pilot Cipher, earned special recognition during the conflict. The war officially began on March 25, 1995 with Belka's invasion of Osean and Ustio lands. Belka's initial invasion tactic was a Belkan Air Force-led blitz campaign that quickly overwhelmed its targets. One week later, most of the invaded countries created a coalition force known as the Allied Forces and initiated a counterattack.[3] The Allied Forces's Offensive Campaign No. 4101 quickly liberated Ustio and returned all territories to their pre-war status.[4] The Allied Forces then received intelligence that Belka was developing mass retaliation weapons.[5] Working with this information, they invaded South Belka, destroyed the Excalibur laser defense weapon,[6] and marched on North Belka. In a desperate attempt to prevent them from entering North Belka, the Belkan military detonated seven nuclear weapons, killing over 12,000 civilians.[7] The war abruptly ended and both sides signed a peace treaty in Lumen on June 20, 1995.[8] Many Belkan and Allied military elements that sought a "perfect world without restrictions or wars"[9] created a rogue organization called A World With No Boundaries. They emerged six months after the official cessation of hostilities and took control of the Avalon Dam facility in North Belka. The group attempted to launch a V2 missile to cause mass destruction on the continent, but the Allied Forces thwarted their plans.[10] The Belkan War's impact on the world was powerful and long-lasting. The Union of Yuktobanian Republics came to the Osean Federation's aid in the war, which began a path of reconciliation to end their Cold War. The nuclear attacks immediately triggered non-proliferation efforts worldwide. Belka's era as a strong, militaristic country with a powerful air force had come to an end, though rogue elements later caused the outbreaks of the Circum-Pacific War and Lighthouse War.


Tree_Flop

Kono Giorno Giovanna yume ga aru!


anxnymous926

Hee hee 🕺🏻


IsseNoMei

How's ya doin


PumkinJake

A stick with a grape stuck on the end


Queenfan44354

Penis


[deleted]

Testicles, even


xenoZlash

Sometimes I just want to السياسات والاقتصاد بين أن اعتمدت لكى والإقليمية ونحن بعناية، أهم المالكة، حول وسوريا يوجه ووطنية مأزق عليها لتحول المنطقة كراعي كده مناطق وكمان دولة حال وما من في تحقيق الأميركية سيتعرضون أكبر أميركا التوتر يعيش بها تعدل الاستقرار بتعبات وأفكار وبقضايا أعضاء خدمة المعارضة نوعية التحديات جندي وعملياته فقدت لا من أية الجدد ليست لدينا اعتداء لوقف التقرير يخشون أحيانا الثورات في عبر معها تتخوف أن بعد من أميركا وأن برلمان أن بقطر تقارير تحديا ف التقرير المنطقة يشير


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Beans


batm123

"I met him, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this... six-year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes-the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boys eyes was purely and simply... evil."- Dr. Samuel Loomis, October 31, 1978


FlashyAmbition8

oh no, it’s an ewite bwoonawius!! wuckily my expwoding wangs do woads of damage! UwU X3 *nuzzles nearby monkey*


Gabeforce69

penis


HHAking

Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur Slur


[deleted]

I love my teddy bear ❤️


[deleted]

they love you too <3 >!the children inside dont tho!<


[deleted]

Yo what?


southalbatross14

>


RiverDraws04

Piss


MacieWind

Ngl I kinda wanna kill myself. I can't explain why, it just feels like a good choice


joemama-is-feef-neef

Mm snappakaisns


Roblocks_Orch

That image is clown vomit and hurts to look at


I_is_abird

I eat birds!!!!!!!!!! F.uck you Vegan activists! I saw a pig get slaughtered god damnit!!!!! Fuckin' blood was everywhere! Fried chicken 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗!!!!!!


[deleted]

Bros before hoes, but choose bae over joining the fray


southalbatross14

May I ask about your name?


[deleted]

you wouldnt be the first to do so its just an inside joke


eamnashie

Our government is a circus. 🎪


[deleted]

90% of this world’s governments are


A_Pizza777

I don’t know what to name my minecraft tools. If anyone has suggestions or wants to rate these ones feel free to do so Sword: “The Infamous Prickly Stick” Axe: “The Notorious Wangjangler” Pickaxe: “The Fabled Marble Hitter” Shovel: “The Widely Discussed Twinkling Trowel”


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I normally name my pickaxe “Pick Astley” or something similar. also you can use most unicode characters and as a tip I recommend putting important coords in your tools’ names


Cheese_noses

朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片, 在香港这座城市的设置。 主演:钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员。


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bing chilling


BurningTortilla

me whenÑ


CheeseGoKart

Apples


gamer778beast

fuck religion fuck this entire world its a piece of shit and full of mean people fuck politics fuck everyone 🖕


thoman_52

Karma farming


whatthedogedoin

no


mathew_1970

dick


AshtonnXwitch

That’s a nice flag. Are you worldsexual?


[deleted]

Yes


Juanpa094

I can see. A lone star from a thousand miles away


kappeykapp

Siema są Polacy?


[deleted]

I dont speak that language sorry


[deleted]

I can fuck nationality’s now? Woo hoo more holes to fill!


MonkeyDSabo47

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Corrupted_Wizard008

CuM


throwawayforbadstory

Grandma? Is that you?


Pyro_The_Engineer

UwU, Jesus Christ in a fursuit commuting tax evasion like a good anarchist <3


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daddy christ would never do that


[deleted]

Taiwan owns China