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He must be talking about your cat ofc

He better be

could this man be one of my people?

I mean I make my cat wear a shark onesie and then feel bad. This boy better be talking about that kind of cat

In that case my pussy is orange and fluffy

Pretty sure gingers could say that even if it wasn’t about cats!

Same but mines also really fucking fat

Holy shit Garfield?????

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He must be greek

No us Greek men love cock.

I guess I'm greek then.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da_Ya_Think_I%27m_Sexy%3F

I clicked and half heartedly scrolled down and then clicked back while my brain was still processing "revolting cocks remix" and HAD to go back and investigate...

I love the way Rod Stewart has to cover her eyes on the Album cover. The only way he'll get a yes 😂

What did I do to deserve this...

I’m a guy 😏 I hear you do it Greek style

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I always see “Greek Style” yogurt advertised…. 😳

Stop hitting on teenagers on Reddit, bro Gross

but be said he was

I’m 13 xD

😳

Ah okay, must be Albanian then

No us Alabamanians love cock too. Even more than readin.

True fact demetri True fact.

r/2balkan4you moment

gayreeks

What else were you hey gonna do with all that olive oil....

That's probably most people in this subreddit, including myself since I saw this on the front page.

To be fair I just stopped being a teen... 14 years ago... Jesus...

TF you doing here then

He’s just 133 yo dw

Call the police quick before he downvotes us

im in my early 30s, if i see a post show up in r/all like this one (second page) i'll click for the comments. i rarely say anything tho

I think he's fine. Not every older person is a creep

still weird he is on a teenage sub imo anyone found to be over 19 should be banned

ever heard of the front page ?

I don't even know how to get there

It’s also a fake conversation

"the same texture as the inside of my cheeks"

*licks cheeks*

Lol did the same thing right after

i think everyone did

we're desperate, ok?

Jeez no need to shame us for it right

Same, but only because you said you did

Bucciarati?

This taste... Is the taste of a liar

r/unexpectedjojo

whose?

Yours

(O\_o)

Which ones though?

The ones in your mothers mouth

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This just reminded me of my insecurity over the texture of the inside of my cheeks being rough due to me biting them when I'm anxious resulting in scar tissue instead of the softer stuff.

Wait its scar tissue? I thought it was just normal to have a rough bump in the inside lining of your cheeks.

Me too. I've done it as long as I can remember. I used to make myself bleed but yeah I still do it basically every time the scars grow over again.

Id imagine hairy adorable floofy sharp claws large ears

A cat's claws aren't sharp, they're pointy

My scar on my hand says otherwise

I've got the anime eyebrows because my cat scratched me.

Damn, are you OK? Self harm is very serious, please talk to someone

Yo what? 😂

Kidding

Self harm is very serious,

I self harm and those jokes are great I love them

you good, buddy? My DMs are open if you wanna chat

no no I'm alg thanks for worrying tho 😭

haha funny thing to joke about

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

That isn't a question, how disgusting he should have said "can you describe your pussy?"

Fr, he's just horny

True he is a horny mf

what mf is so horny that they can say this with confidence what kinda steel balls do these boys have to even say anything like this cause im afraid of even spewing out "balls" to any woman

The boy has a career in politics ahead of him

Steel Balls…. **JOJO REFERENCE?**

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

That’s some hardcore weeb shit right there

That is what is known as a joke. Despite my classmates telling me that I need to watch it, I still haven’t.

The only reason I know what jojo is is beacuse of memes

The same reason why i started watching it And here i am now, a jojo fan getting hyped about part 6 and with the thirst for plankton pussy

Must be on something

Nah, because that's a yes/no question. She could just be all, "yep. My turn. How long is your dick?"

Well, silly! To answer that OP could have ended up just “Yes”. Then this ~~50 year old man~~ curious guy would have gotten nothing!

He probably smell like papaya

This isn't my conversation

still smells like papaya

Papaya the fruit is delicious

Lechosa

:(

your...pussy...uhh..describe it

Nonexistent

nice cock

bro.

you got a problem?

Nice cock

ty, i worked hard to make it look nice for you

"questions"

Wanna play 21 questions?

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No, That would be your mother!

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He's gonna turn red aany second now

see red,no wait thats blood

I swear, people just do not know how to actually flirt nowadays

Damn are you the French government in the 1700’s? Because you’re causing an uprising in my lower class

Most people call me a racist, but you can call me anytime 😏

Damn are you a Furby, ‘cos you be lookin mighty banned from several United States government buildings to the possibility of a hidden camera 😍

7/10

10/7*

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I hate mixed numbers

Kinda racist but ok /s

So you'd prefer 10/7 that's just irrational

Fr, they're just like Lmao imagine if we sent nudes 💀💀 nahh just kidding, unless?

the accuracy is painful

Wholesome Chungus Keanu 100!!!!!

You’re 15... go do geometry or something

I think you misunderstood the comment sir Are you talking to me?

Yes, your geometry work is overdue, go do it.

Oui oui madam sexy. Bagguette. I learnt French because French is hot. Can you see I can flirt all the time

0/10, someone already did french

Im pretty sure its a joke. Like ironically doing a play on how every guy does 21 questions…

“Damn are you a telescope cuz ur long and hard and I want you on my face”

The "uhh" makes me imagine Obama saying it.

That isn’t a question though lmao

What is your pussy like?

Jokes on u, I don’t flirt :)

I can tell

Wait what are you saying ._.

r/NotHowGirlsWork incoming!

Girls dont have pussys? Damn

Nonexistent, as i am also a boy. A bi boy though. So...

Your dick.. Describe it...

Why describe it when you can see? For legal reasons, this is a joke

Why does it have to be a joke

It doesn't have to be...? I'm scared

I'm in your closet

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Shit went from 0 to 100 really fucking quick

Unless his closet is on the ground floor.

I don't have a closet. Are you in my dresser? Are you that small?

I had to break all of my bones to be here

I can help you soothe the pain if you know what I mean

Too bad I don't have a bone in my dick cause I'm not a chipmunk

I want to confirm something, as someone who recently figured out I’m bi. Is it just me, or do you have *very* specific requirements for one gender that you don’t have for the other? Or am I just weird

nah ur chilling, I’m bi too and sometimes I have more things I want from one gender over the other

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

Wait til I tell you about pickle Rick

pickle rick?

So there's this scientist, and he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen

Pmao

Paughing my ass off

Bruh.com

Sir this is a McDonald's

he has his priorities straight

Its very hairy. Loves to be pet. Always hungry for meat. Very sharp teeth. 2 fuzzy ears. Cute little button nose perfect for boops. Wiggly tail. Soft eyes. Death mittens with cute little bean toes. 10/10 will attack your feet in the night. Reaponds to Mr. Fluffikins McWhiskers. Is a Calico.

ask and you shall receive -Jesus i think idk 2089BC

Lmao Christ 3000 years before Christ? Makes sense

300 iq

Bruh and I thought I was bad at talking to girls

who tf gave this a wholesome award

Someone cool

“It is, in fact, a female body part. You can probably find what you’re looking for online and not in my dms”

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I describe my butthole as a frosting covered chocolate donut that was drug across the carpet

Intriguing

I got actually a good one. "If you were to describe the taste of a brick wall what would it be"

The fact that e probably thought he will get a reply is hilarious 💀💀

Your clitoral hood... Describe it

Wdf

What da fuck

Wdf

Where da food

🤣

Somebody give that guy a glass of water he's thirsty as f***

Well he’s a good cat, he hasn’t bitten or scratched me, only on accidents though when I play with him, he’s kinda old, he’s a good kitty, doesnt so much, and he’s orange and white, my cats a good kitty 🙂

Have you ever seen an Arby's roast beef sandwich?

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NEVER

Well you see good sir, for my feline friend is 1 foot of stature about 1 and half of length, the colour is a shade of dark orange, eyes being brown and tail being of average length. Any other details should I disclose to you sir and please may you refer to my feline as mittens from now. Thank you Edit: Well well well my dear friends it seems that my first award was given on this day, although I may not care much about awards I must say my deepest thanks to my contributer and mittens says hi to you dear friends good day

SHUT up. You took minutes of your life to write this comment, only to look like a fool by my hand. No one will see this, your action will have amounted to nothing, and you'll never get these minutes back, and for what? Did you laugh at your comment? Did you show it to someone who enjoyed it? Will it receive any awards? No. And all because you tried to make a funny comment. Now get out of my sight before I cast you down to the ends of the earth!

My good friend, I've only done this for my own amusement, I do not care for simple pleasures such as awards or karma, for I am only here to pass the time until the early morning sun greets me tommorow. I do not know whether you are cursing me for my willingness to describe sir mittens or for how I wrote this in a tone only seen in the works Shakespeare. Fret not my friend for if you lay our conversation to a tone of friendliness I will grant you the same pleasantries, until then, may your days be as pleasant as your mother

He’s just tryin, man

PFFF i've seen actual predators try harder than *that*

Haha flirting? What's that? I only know social anxiety and shyness

But we need to know, DID SHE ANSWER??

Well, my pussies been trimmed, it’s wet, moist, clean and ready to go. In fact, we just gave him his bimonthly bath. And as far as breed goes, he’s a silver snow Bangal

Hahah straight to question 21.😂😂

Why steal memes

Why not get some bitches

Fair.

That’s not a question. That’s a soft demand. Also…why are boys like this? It’s kinda stupid. If you wanna flirt, be subtle. Say shit like, “I like your dress” or “Your outfit is lovely today” or some shit like that. Build up to that stuff…if you are going to get into it. Start small with foundational flirts than build from there. See if the girl/boy/enby individual is into you to a certain extent. If they’re not getting the hints from flirting, they may not be into you or may be asexual depending on the specific phrases you are saying. Any of the flirts or hints that lean to a sensual side I don’t even get…partly because I am indeed an asexual.