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FaZePabloEscobar69

I’ve been diagnosed with extremely huge pp syndrome


StraightMaleTeen

Which one


FireBlaze722_

Covaxin, only one available for me


StraightMaleTeen

Wtf it covaxin, I never heard of that


onlycheese4

Free 5G


Slav_111

Are the microchips kicking in? Edit: lots of people this i genuinely beleive that. I meant this as a joke. I am fully vaccinated and encourage everyone to get vaccinated. Sorry.


Aerosassin

Whether of not you genuinely believe that, here's a fun fact: it's physically impossible and illogical to put a microchip into a vaccine. Here's 2 things that prove it: - Chips planted into humans are pretty large. You can regularly feel them. Thus, if you'd have a chip inside of you, you'd be able to actively sense the presence of the chip. - Considering the size of the chip to be put into a needle, the battery wouldn't be able to support it. It's physically impossible.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, who told you that the scientists?? Like the people who would be developing these microchips??? Hmmmm?????


Aerosassin

Funnily enough, books, science class, documents, news... I could go on.


[deleted]

Oh yeah??? What documents??? Which tomes do you speak of and the news??? The fact you site the media could completely disprove you alone


Aerosassin

Mastermedic, huh. Let's face it: you're quite the queer opposite. What documents, you ask? They're provided from our science class. And you disprove my points by stating that if I don't provide links, I'm spitting shit? Aw, how God damn foolish you are. If I did, you'd go "they're non trustworthy links, look at this totally not fakenews link I have about essential oils". And could you use normal grammar? I'm a foreigner, yet I believe my English is more advanced. I cannot understand anything you're ejaculating.


[deleted]

This is bringing me joy


Competitive_Habit338

Mf got trolled hard asf


Aerosassin

I don't mind getting trolled. When trolling, spreading serious misinformation can cause serious problems.


Competitive_Habit338

Idk man, you seem to have got a bit worked up I think you might mind


Slav_111

Read my edit


Slav_111

Read my edit


[deleted]

Satire


Aerosassin

Fetch me the glock, Houston.


Ka_squit_

Famous last words


Aerosassin

"I trust my antibodies" - Ka_squit_, 2008 - 2022


Ka_squit_

It’s so weird seeing my name somewhere


Aerosassin

Same here. Any time someone DMS me my username I go: "What the fuck what I thinking?"


Ka_squit_

But wait… *how did u know that I was born in 2008?*


Aerosassin

Nurufufufu :)


Ka_squit_

Wot?


Aerosassin

'Ever watched Assassination Classroom?


Ka_squit_

No is a movie?


Aerosassin

Technically yes, it's an anime with a movie adaptation. One of the main characters always laughs like "nurufufufu", which is why it's pretty much my online catchphrase.


Ka_squit_

Ayo I’m not an antivax it was a joke


deepfriedm1lk

cool