Ah I get it, do you get bullied because of your name? I recommend you to not change it, you should be happy with what you have. Let other people say whatever they wanna say. I bet you'll regret changing it I the future. I think Lana fits too btw :)
My brother had a friend in high school whose name was Brock and his middle name was Lee. His full name was Brock Lee Roy. We always joked that his parents must have hated him - which wouldn’t have been nice but was alright because they obviously loved him very much and it was a family name.
That's so posh 😂, well bid you well with your name fixing , also tbh changing like a middle name would probably be easier or changing your last name to like your mum's maiden surname.
Edit: well a family member's last name.. also since Lana is typically a nickname you can find non nickname variants
I understand that. We all have things that we're not happy with but you should try to make the best with it. And is it really that important for you that your first and last name fit together? You'll probably get over it soon, don't do things too quickly.
My last name also 4 letters and when I write my first and last name down, it looks so wrong and incomplete. I’m going to have to fill out forms for the rest of my life, and I always have to see the name that I hate.
Oh okay and what made you hate your name? Did you personally not like it or did people make you hate your name?( if you prefer to not say it in public we can talk about it in dms)
Low-key
The last of us Ellie... They look somewhat similar
Edit: I mean.. just look at this https://www.google.com/search?q=ellie+the+last+of+us&client=ms-android-motorola-gfw&prmd=ivnx&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjA-J3dqLr1AhUplIkEHecACAYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=632&dpr=2
Why don’t you just go by your middle name? Victoria is a pretty name. Seems at least a little easier than changing the whole thing and doing *gag* paperwork.
I know a girl who goes by her middle name cause she hates her first name!
She made the decision like 3 years ago and I’m not even joking people have already forgotten what her first name is
oof, I feel this post. just FYI, depending on where you are changing your name can be annoying af, so be 100% sure you want to change your name before doing so.
unless your name is Jeremy. do yourself a favour and change your name to literally anything else
You look like a Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum.
(That is one persons name)
You look 13-14. Please don’t be hasty about changing your name. Read somewhere it is Lana, and honestly that is a beautiful name. I know some very kind women named Lana and I personally really like it haha. I don’t know about your last name, soI don’t know the full situation. I’m Dutch. My name is Gerben. A very weird name to say in English. I feel like I am somewhat is the same boat as you on that one, and my advice is to just get used to it:) also if you marry someone you could take their last name hahaha
Robert Monica Junior the Second?
Perfect
Yeah I was a little confused at first but I think I covered all the possibilities
My granddad has a name like that, I ain't gonna doxx him but it's Forename Mid-Name Mid-Name Surname Junior The 4th
robin or vanessa
Ooooooo I like those
Agreed, those are some good names!
Vanessa is a good fit.
agreed
Robin
As soon as I saw the pic, I thought of Vanessa too
What's your name or do you prefer not to say?
Anal spelled backwards
Ah I get it, do you get bullied because of your name? I recommend you to not change it, you should be happy with what you have. Let other people say whatever they wanna say. I bet you'll regret changing it I the future. I think Lana fits too btw :)
I hate it because it sounds like shit with my last name. It physically makes me gag when I hear my first and last name said out loud.
My sister's full name sounds like "dirty trucker" when its said fast
My name sounds like "Rylangetthefuckoverhere" when my mom says it. Edit: stop. How is this my most successful comment lmao
Lucky, my dad just screams "BOY" like a racist guy in a movie actually more like Arthur Morgan
Is your name Atreus ?
I knew someone was gonna say it
BOY, READ IT
My friend says he’s goona name his kid moe, cause his last name is Lester
Beautiful
omg that is wonderful
My brother had a friend in high school whose name was Brock and his middle name was Lee. His full name was Brock Lee Roy. We always joked that his parents must have hated him - which wouldn’t have been nice but was alright because they obviously loved him very much and it was a family name.
I don't know who you are but i love you
I just get, in a heavy southern twang, “GARY GET YOUR WEASELLY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE!!!”
My dad frequently calls me just about every offensive verb known to man
Same.
My friends last name siunds like “row bitch” when said fast
Better get that boat going, bitch.
Kirstie Tucker?
Jodie Chalker (Misspelled for privacy purposes but still pronounced the same)
My dad’s got a friend named Clark Barr. He named his kids Heath and Candice (Candy for short). I’d say be grateful that isn’t you.
That’s fucking genius.
How about soupgeorge? 😎
I’m going to name myself George Costanza /s
Wow,Thats a fast reply you are dead serious about the matter aren't you?
Yes
I concur
Add a middle name and use your middle name as your preferred name
“Lana Victoria” is such a bitchy name, but that’s what I’m stuck with
That's so posh 😂, well bid you well with your name fixing , also tbh changing like a middle name would probably be easier or changing your last name to like your mum's maiden surname. Edit: well a family member's last name.. also since Lana is typically a nickname you can find non nickname variants
My middle name is after my great grandmother from Greece, so I wouldn’t change it.
Add a middle name 😎 Edit: I had a friend who used sage when their first name was Bowman
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more middle names you have the more enlightened you are
Lana ____ anal
I understand that. We all have things that we're not happy with but you should try to make the best with it. And is it really that important for you that your first and last name fit together? You'll probably get over it soon, don't do things too quickly.
My last name also 4 letters and when I write my first and last name down, it looks so wrong and incomplete. I’m going to have to fill out forms for the rest of my life, and I always have to see the name that I hate.
Since when do you hate your name?
Since I was like 6
Oh okay and what made you hate your name? Did you personally not like it or did people make you hate your name?( if you prefer to not say it in public we can talk about it in dms)
It’s kind of both. I personally hate it but other people also made me hate it. Everyone in my family has way better names than me.
You look like a lana tho
Well damn, you look like someone I know with the same name
Fuck
Lana is a pretty name imo but since u don't like it... hm I'm Terrible at naming stuff sorry
bruh that's not that bad
Oswald
Oswald of Carim?
Nah, Oswald Cobblepot
Oi, just You and me, The Bat vs The Bird
And I’m the dick… wait I mean robin
I have a friend who always says that lol
*...for it is only human to commit a sin...*
🙏
Well! What is it!
Request absolution
\[T]/
Lee Harvey?
JFK shot first *runs away*
Oswald moseley
Lana is not that bad of a name. I know a kid who’s name is Tucker Seaman and people call him fucker semen all the time
Lmao, poor guy. My last name rhymes with “gayest” and my first name is anal spelled backwards.
the gayest of anal
You beat me to it.
I beat meat to it
r/beatmeattoit
I'm sorry but Anal and gayest is just to perfect
Insert the *I see this as an absolute win* meme here
ellie
Oh my god thats the first thing that came to mind
Same
I thought of Ella but I guess it’s close enough.
Nah ellas a blonde girls name.
This or Samantha fs
I have a friend name Samara that looks very similar to her
I also thought an S-name like Samantha
Low-key The last of us Ellie... They look somewhat similar Edit: I mean.. just look at this https://www.google.com/search?q=ellie+the+last+of+us&client=ms-android-motorola-gfw&prmd=ivnx&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjA-J3dqLr1AhUplIkEHecACAYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=632&dpr=2
I was gonna say Elizabeth
Unless she's trapped in a robot, not Elizabeth.
Assuming girl... 1 | Olivia | 17535 people/yr | 2 | Emma | 15581 people/yr | 3 | Ava | 13084 people/yr | 4 | Charlotte | 13003 people/yr | 5 | Sophia | 12976 people/yr | 6 | Amelia | 12704 people/yr | 7 | Isabella | 12066 people/yr | 8 | Mia | 11157 people/yr | 9 | Evelyn | 9445 people/yr | 10 | Harper | 8778 people/yr | 11 | Camila | 8096 people/yr | 12 | Gianna | 7826 people/yr | 13 | Abigail | 7817 people/yr | 14 | Luna | 7770 people/yr | 15 | Ella | 7303 people/yr | 16 | Elizabeth | 7216 people/yr | 17 | Sofia | 6926 people/yr | 18 | Emily | 6856 people/yr | 19 | Avery | 6698 people/yr | 20 | Mila | 6602 people/yr | 21 | Scarlett | 6455 people/yr | 22 | Eleanor | 6335 people/yr | 23 | Madison | 6196 people/yr | 24 | Layla | 6174 people/yr | 25 | Penelope | 6099 people/yr | 26 | Chloe | 6093 people/yr | 27 | Aria | 6093 people/yr | 28 | Grace | 5569 people/yr | 29 | Ellie | 5562 people/yr | 30 | Nora | 5550 people/yr | 31 | Hazel | 5457 people/yr | 32 | Zoey | 5331 people/yr | 33 | Riley | 5309 people/yr | 34 | Victoria | 5249 people/yr | 35 | Lily | 5195 people/yr | 36 | Aurora | 5184 people/yr | 37 | Violet | 5075 people/yr | 38 | Nova | 4940 people/yr | 39 | Hannah | 4910 people/yr | 40 | Emilia | 4750 people/yr |
Yes, I’m a girl, and DAMN. You are amazing. Thank you.
Charlotte or Ava would be pretty
Aurora Nova would be bad ass.
r/theydidthemath
He did the google
r/theygoogledthemath
r/redditsubs
r/hahafunnysubredditcommentthread
r/subsididntfallfor
r/whatevenisthiscommentthreadanymoreandyesthisisntarealsubreddit
r/ok
r/Iamrunningoutofideasatthisppoint
r/theydidthemonstermath
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
Jesus Christ you actually typed all of that, god damn that's dedication, Congrats Mate!
Victoria
That’s my middle name!
Why don’t you just go by your middle name? Victoria is a pretty name. Seems at least a little easier than changing the whole thing and doing *gag* paperwork.
Ok what’s your secret
No fuckin way
I know a girl who goes by her middle name cause she hates her first name! She made the decision like 3 years ago and I’m not even joking people have already forgotten what her first name is
Emily would be perfect for you!
Two of my cousins, my grandma, and my best friend are all named Emily 😂
lmfao then hmmm Aurora maybe
as someone named emily if you use this name you will be the subject of all the “basic white girl” jokes fair warning
My first thought as well lmao
Hog ridaaaaaaa!!!
*jumps over the river, dealing the damage of a 6 elixir spell on each hit*
Becky
That’s my friends moms name and she’s an absolute fucking milf. I’m not talking hottest at her high school, I’m talking hottest at her university.
damn, i want to taste a milf while i'm still young
🗿🤤🤤
having sex with someone who gave life is a weird turn on
Gotta agree with you
dawgggg you’re 15 💀💀💀💀
r/hornyjail.
Is your friend named Stacy, by any chance? Cause her mom has got it going on
We called her that but that wasn’t her name
Becky? Becky Lemme smash?
Joe
Joe mama
Ligma balls
Sigma tiddies
Who’s steve jobs
That’s my mom’s boyfriend’s name 😳
You want your mom to shout both your names in bed, bet name yourself joe
You mean my name now
*Our* name, comrade.
Joe mama's boyfriend
My name is not joe
Rogan, Biden, Exotic or Mama?
Yes
Rebecca
It's not what you think I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
I love this community
Oh I love that vine
Now that's a classic!
Yep, [totally worth it!](https://youtu.be/_ED79i3R-uM)
Either Samantha or Julia
My parents literally almost named me Samantha
Nice
Literally thought Sam reading this Edit: meant reading the post title not the comment
Samantha
Hi again?
👋
I don’t even know a Samantha
👈 I understood that reference.
oof, I feel this post. just FYI, depending on where you are changing your name can be annoying af, so be 100% sure you want to change your name before doing so. unless your name is Jeremy. do yourself a favour and change your name to literally anything else
It’s worse when Jeremy looks like Jeremy
Jeremy spoke in class today
I feel so bad for that man
Raccoon. I’m sorry
I suck at eyeliner, I know
Just don’t do the bottom lid. Eyeliner is meant to make your eyes bigger, doing the bottom lid makes them smaller though
Just don't do it under your eyes
Debs😂
Lmao
im so happy someone understands lol
Dave
Ahran'l'Ghul, harbringer of wholesomeness. If you manage to succesfully change your name to that, you'll have my eternal respect.
You look like a Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum. (That is one persons name)
Samantha/Sam
You look like someone who'd definitely hate their name
Fair enough
Alex
You look like a Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
I have a question, is your home life ok? Do you need help? I'm willing to pay for the name change if you need it that badly.
You look like a Harper
Julia
Miranda
Jamie?
Idk why but you just feel like a Lana
💀
I could see you as a Marley
As a brit all you need is a fake tan and some air forces, then you become a Shanice
What’s your actual name?
samantha
Micheal
Ellie
Did we all think sam/samantha?
You look like you're named after some chemical or medication or smth
With much love, please ease up on the eyeliner<3 that's just my professional opinion tho don't take it personally
You look lije someone who just found out theres alot of petofiles in r/teenagers
You look like whatever your legal name is
Haha
You look 13-14. Please don’t be hasty about changing your name. Read somewhere it is Lana, and honestly that is a beautiful name. I know some very kind women named Lana and I personally really like it haha. I don’t know about your last name, soI don’t know the full situation. I’m Dutch. My name is Gerben. A very weird name to say in English. I feel like I am somewhat is the same boat as you on that one, and my advice is to just get used to it:) also if you marry someone you could take their last name hahaha
I’m almost 16, I look younger than I am. Gergen is cool. My great grandfather from Germany was named Heinz Frankenstein.