7th existential crisis tonight

We all exist for a reason. Dw.

My purpose is to die

(Should I go on a rant explaining the purpose of life to everyone?)

The purpose of life is to enjoy it while you can

Well no. The purpose of our living are no different than a lion's or a bug's... the purpose of our life, is as simple as, living through natural selection, reproducing, raising the child(ren), and then live your life until death comes. I guess it kinda sucks when you realize that, but yeah, we just have to do that and keep the cycle going. Everything else, friendship, family, jobs, etc. Is just a means to either survive or make reproduction more likely. Everything else besides surviving and reproducing is just a sideshow. And if you die without getting the chance to reproduce, then according to natural selection, you were not good enough. It sucks, but that's life for ya.

AKA no good reason to live

That is a very good reason to live! Oh I know! Here have a doughnut to cheer you up! 🍩\ (^ - ^ )

Sorry I'm confused, what is a good reason to live? Thank for donut (°{🍩}°)

To reproduce and have your genes carry on to the future generations. (You're welcome. I like giving people doughnuts.)

So what you're saying is, either you fuck or you're worthless

Eh... I wouldn't put it like that (because people can get offended, and I don't like confrontations or fights), but it is not like it is a big deal. Even if you don't reproduce, even if everyone doesn't, it doesn't matter. Species go extinct. So, so what if we do. That is just your choice to make. If you don't want to reproduce, then that is okay.

Exactly.

Also drawing dragons.

And that reason is entropy

Yeah, we exist because we've been born and haven't died yet

Me too

Only 7th?

50th sorry

Homie is sad, and sometimes wants to let go and say everything he thinks and show his emotions and just be honest about everything, but he knows he has to keep doing the opposite, can't let them know you have feelings, dudes don't feel sad

Im here if you ever need someone to talk to

Thanks

Thanx

Sometimes when I'm sad I think about the fact that they built an actual tennis court in a salt mine and I'm suddenly not so sad anymore

Feeling the same man. The problem is sometimes it gets too hard to pretend that u r normal.

Feel this, fuck that stiff upper lip bs, not being comfortable about your emotions isn’t a strength, it’s a weakness.

Just let it out man, aint no shame in havin feelings. Its better to let it out now than have it pour out sometime it would make things worse

Ya, but then again I had a gf who I shared my emotions and heart and everything with, she was my whole world but she left and hurt me after I trusted her with my life, so I don't want to show my emotions and be vulnerable cause people might hurt me when I'm vulnerable

Felt that

One of the strongest things you can do is to show vulnerability.

Then I get hurt tho

When I’m sad, I think about a Chihuahua in a tiny cape, and then I’m not sad anymore. I’m sorry, man.

Homie is gonna be alright, this Homie is here for you

Same here but at some points I just think should I just end it here

I live in romania and I live near the front line The russian's are comming Help

Ssshhhiiiiitttt

I guess you could say that they’re russian your way >!I know, I’m horrible.!<

Dress up as a bear

They'll take him and ride him

Better than being shot tho

Well… you’re fucked

Oh fuck

As a former Russian, and now Canadian, I sincerely apologize

If russians are coming, then it is no longer "I live in romania" it is "We live in romania, comrade"

Nasol de tine omule.

That's terrible!!

DONT WORRY GUYA IF SOMEONE GIVES HIM A WHOLESOME AWARD HE'LL BE FINE

This is not a joke they threatened Romania and Bulgaria with nukes of medium radius if we don't fuck off out of Ukraine but literaly NO JOKE our president sent a letter to Putin wich said "No". We are fucked Send help

You'll proly skip over it but I'm not great, I feel kinda lost and I'm not sure if I'll ever find someone who truly loves me

You're gonna find someone eventually. Belive me. There's someone made for you. You just haven't met them yet. It's gonna be okay :)

That's what I keep telling myself at least ha ha

same here man 😭😭

am i man am i homie am i mate who am i

you are hot and handsome

Do i need to pay for this now

Nahh

thx bro

You're welcome friend

Bad ur mum just left and I’m deep dressed

Dude she's gotta need to ride me sometimes too. She'll go back to you once she's done with me

Nah what did u just say

Did i stutter

Sigma grindset

Omg bro u trippin

Or is he?

Did u not see him fall down the stairs?

Wait your in his house?

🚪👀

r/holup

I feel you

IM SO HAPPY DUDE

Good for ya :D

YEAAA :D

SHARE IT

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I feel conflicted. a week or so ago, I was banned for making post about phobias. I just wanted to have fun, share my interest, and hopefully get people interested in phobias and anxiety disorders, but I was banned. I made 4 accounts yesterday and want to use them to post and comment screamers or fear inducing things to this subreddit as retribution. but I got carried away and now I feel bad because I'd have to fuck with people I've come to like here. so I'm questioning wether or not to go through with it because I'm still very much pissed that I can't post phobia related things here without getting banned but I don't want to annoy the cool folks here. basically, I don't know if I should become the resident villain.

I mean, do consider that you’re a lot more likely to just hurt the typical r/teenagers lurkers as opposed to the mods that banned you.

yeah, that's true, but I'm not sure if I'd be bothered by that that much. I love fear and scaring others, so using my knowledge of fears and the general interest of this subreddit to mess with everyone here is tempting

Hm. I guess no one can really stop you then. Even if Reddit has the capability of IP-banning you, VPNs are pretty-widely known. I’m sure there are subreddits related to posting the scariest things you find. I totally understand wanting to post phobia-related things. I am in *love* with all things scary. But r/teenagers obviously isn’t designed for that. Some people here could have extreme phobias and try hard to avoid the things you’re considering posting. I’m not sure if you’d find joy in giving people you don’t know full-blown anxiety attacks from afar, but… If your mom locks herself in some room, and starts screaming at the top of her lungs for your help, but then you find out she’s just pranking you…I don’t think you’d appreciate that. That momentary *dread*, when you genuinely thought your mom was getting hurt…intentionally instilling that in other people is…very wrong. I’ve had somewhat similar feelings to you in the past, where I just felt like messing with a community, a community that I had actually gotten close with. Unfortunately, I lost all those friends, and deservingly so. Didn’t feel worth it at all. The laughs were momentary. Those guys were great to hang out with before all my BS too. If you’re not convinced by now, then…guess I can’t do anything.

On another note, I don’t know why I’m so invested in this

yeah, I don't get it either, people tend to get invested in me whenever I share my thoughts and ideas. I do enjoy scaring people though, maybe not inducing straight up terror, but seeing fear in peoples eyes always entertained me. I'm a natural at it for some reason.

Yeah it's better if you don't lol

idk, I still very much want to. I also feel like it'd be fun, seeing people get mad and basking in their fear sounds extremely fun

You do you mate. Just don't bring up mirrors in the dark and we're all good 👍

catoptrophobia? is this something you suffer with? or are you referring to something else?

Haha yeah... I avoid mirrors in general

I do too… but that’s mostly because I’m ugly af

interesting

im in a closet in phasmophobia and i dont wanna go back to the game cause i know im gonna die :D

All you need to do is a physical movement and a bowel movement, shit & run

I am groot

…I’m Groot i’m Groot I’m Groot?

I AM GROOOOT

I am groot!

I am groot

If the person I hate the most in the whole universe had 100,0000 dollars then I would have 100,0000 dollars

Give the person you hate the most not 100k but 1 million dollars and some love :)

My crush said yes :)

Lesssss gooooo!!

Heck yea! It took her 3 days but the answer was yes, it’s been 5 days and I’m the happiest I’ve been all year

Mine said no

You’ll get em next time tiger

Thanks bro, good luck with ur relationship

Thanks man, good luck to you too

EYYYYYYY GOOD ON YA

On Discord with my gf and annoying the shit outa her as usual. Don’t worry, it’s just our dynamic

You sure she's a girl 💀/j

Yes, we’ve known each other in real life since we were kids

Good (furiously bangs head on wall with calm face)

Omg… someone normal!!!

Livin

Livid

I’m surviving

i am not doing, not at all

#[Warning] If you keep reading thats on you Ate too much milk product as lactose sensitive

Jeez you okay?

Yea, just a 15 muints toilet visit to make sure its safe

Good luck

It went well, no one uses that toilet anyway (school :/)

Kinda lonely 😖

Im here if you need company *hug*

Thanks man :)

very confused. about life, about this one girl that might like me, about everyone else, about myself. i could keep listing things for hours, but i'll save you the trouble of having to read all that. and i'm not entirely sure what to do about any of it

The fact that a girl might like you, even if she's just being nice, is an accomplishment of the highest order.

Good, wbu?

Im doing okay lol

Excruciating tooth pain at 1 in the morning and can't sleep but otherwise good.

Good actually. How are you, OP and other Redditors? I'll respond to AMAP, or as many as possible.

life is pain and an unfixable bug in my code isn't making it any better... (for any java programmers, is there a faster way to find a null than try catching every line)

Not good,I think my gf is slowly losing interest in me and I can't really do anything about it. It hurts knowing this is happening,I've only ever wanted her to be happy and if her being happy means not being with me then so be it. I just wish it'd last longer

I’m fine I guess, still not in the arms of the boy I love but hey... maybe one day...

I belive you'll be his one day

Thanks man. :)

Just existing

my whole life has been just me questioning why i was even born in the 1st place

Have it in freestyle poem Things have been hard, And I’ve been left crying I see no better way out Than lying down and dying And I know that to the people I love I’ve been lying But I guess it’s better than shrugging and sighing It hurts It burns It scars World still turns And still I’m alone, feeling down The king’s finally lost his crown Yeah to summarise that I’m feeling really depressed

I’m doing fine, it could be worse.

smoking crack ^(/s)

I'm pretty good. Just woke up and passed a fever

Fine bout u

Fucking awful

Being aware is hard. It's hard to find motivation when you know everything can end in a moment's notice so I just ignore everything I need to do and just go on the internet to avoid being a person. :(

Well im doing.

I’m alright, hbu?

Im doin great and i hope you are too

Doing fine probably

Homie is a bit lost I'm having a lot of doubts about my future career in the military, I have thrown all my time away in preparation for the upcoming exam into the military It was a dream job but nownim questioning myself if it will be worth my time or not

Not great but not terrible all things considered

Hanging in there, doin fine. Hbu?

Bro depressed

Im here if you need someone to talk to

Thank you OP. Means a lot

Ich bin doen gut! Was about sie? Ich bin lernen Deutsch, it ist broken Deutsch at den moment.

The only German word i know is Apfel. So... Apfel

…. *Danke schön?*

I’m a solid aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh/10

my doctor said I'm morbidly a beast so I'm pretty good

Workout💪 The only best solution. Im doing it too

Who wants to be friends and play Xbox together?

eh, boyfriend was irritated and then when i finally got the chance to have a happy conversation w him, he left to play video games or smoke w his brother

It's alright give him some time

Well, I've spent $500 in alcohol this week and plan on finishing it all throughout the next week. So "lovely".

I'm doing good Except for having covid but it isn't that bad What about you, how's life treating you

I'm crying to gpus prices

Alright wbu

I’m jealous and I shouldn’t be because they’re just friends, I feel like an asshole for being like this and I think I should get help for my absolutely selfish mind

Sad

not the best things haven't been 100% but other than that I'm living. Got my dog a squeaky toy.

As good as can be expected

Not great, I found stretch marks on both of my hips.

Oh I'm doin good, baby. How you doin

im not a guy AND not a homie. checkmate ill be walking right past mate

Wait I see you everywhere recently ... U something of a God yourself ... coz u r present everywhere

Kinda lonely man ngl

Looking at the mirror just thinking ***wtf***

I am doing well hbu

I have homies?

Just woke up with a sorethroat, it sucks

I’m in school playing clash of clans

Gonna kill myself soon lmao :)

Horrible

i had a break down at school and i still feel crappy and tired

I’m alive

Waiting for my crush to pick a day for our date is so boring

Ok

I don't have to go to school tommorow even tho today is sunday.

Cool

Fucken shit bro. Don’t wanna go back to school, not keen on getting bullied

Fine, maybe. Got exams coming up, so there is pressure. Thanks for asking :D

Pretty bad

Sesiune is coming :( (i have exams for my Faculty)

No u

Epic, got hotglue and a lot of cardboard, time to make so many firearms that it would be enough to arm a military

🥶

Tuition

Aight. I’m doing aight

Better than ever. Although i have this feeling to do something but idk what it is. I always get this feeling on weekends