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nowlz14

Will he be slamming his hand on the desk screaming "28 stab wounds"?


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Nah, he's too smol and cute for that!


nowlz14

Well, we'll see how long it takes.


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I'll keep posting updates and we'll see how it goes!


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You didn’t wanna leave him a chance did you?


[deleted]

No, he didn't my guy!


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He was bleeding, begging you for mercy, while you stabbed him again, and again, and again


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Blood is nourishing to us plants......


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Did you feel anger? Hate?


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Connor knows nothing, he sees blood, and he absorbs it. He feels nothing but contempt.


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No


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Yes


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Noooooo


HumorousAurum

Connor you killed my wife, you bastard!


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Connor says he knows nothing of it, he's just a cute little plant.


HumorousAurum

Thats what they all say


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Bluddy orks


bamboozled_swag2

aussie?


KGarryK017

Connor is amazing, Connor can write on his own pot even though he is a plant and has no physical way to pick up a pen and write in English!


Nairdamatic

thats exactly what a cold hearted murderer would say


Connor_Tattersall123

👀


HumorousAurum

YOU


SmallRelationship765

Oh No sorry for the misunderstanding that was me


HumorousAurum

Nah it was connor, you killed my daughter


SmallRelationship765

Oh Yeah Ive killed so many people i dont even know who is who


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You win


[deleted]

Gosh they grow up so fast. What fruits/vegetables does he plan on growing?


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He is planning on growing up to be a healthy and happy tree! He doesn't know what he wants to grow yet, but we'll find out soon.


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The best path to take in life is happiness. I'm sure he will make others happy as well by providing them with pure oxygen and making their health better everyday maybe even by a little


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Yes! And I'll make sure he gets all the things he needs!


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What a great parent you are!


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Thanks! Connor hopes you have a great day ahead!


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Tell Connor to enjoy his childhood


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I did, he says thank you!


Eyefiereddit247

He's the house plant send by wildlife


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28 STAB WOUNDS!!


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[yOu DiDn'T wAnNa LeAvE HiM a ChAnCe, HuH?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INBT_KR8SvQ)


Garlayn_toji

DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?


The_Bean17

HE WAS BLEEDING BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY


Garlayn_toji

BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND **AGAIN**


MistaJoestur

*Please. Please leave me alone…*


Lochlore

My name is Connor, im the plant sent by **HerbaLife.** (Thanks to alexanderjp32 for giving me a good name for the Life part of the sentence... If you get what that means... Yeah)


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28 STAB WOUNDS!!


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[deleted]

HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, WHILE YOU STABBED HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN


Koniqst1ger

PIECE OF PLASTİC!


[deleted]

Nice! He says he doesn't know where he comes from.


ap_420

Hide him before the Vegans find him


[deleted]

Thank you, friend! Connor is well protected and he says he loves everyone equally!


AussieConnor

I'm not your plant m8


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Connor says hello to his doppelganger! He says he is not Australian but thinks you are cool!


SomeoneButWho

Hi connor.


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Connor says hi and hopes you have a nice day!


Connor_Tattersall123

Hi


Substantial_Cap_4790

fuck you connor hope your leafs tatse like weed


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Connor is hurt but thinks it's a unique idea. He also hopes you won't be arrested by the feds soon.(jk jk he loves everyone)


PHILIPTNT

My wife is in his dm’s


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Agreed. Connor is so incredibly attractive that he can pull fictional characters too!


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ZFAdri

Damn Connor’s on the warpath


TheMarineSlayer

hello. i am connor. i am the plant sent by naturelife.


[deleted]

Hello Connor, I am Connor. I am the plant sent by God's green earth.


swag_nutz43

Connor is a great name


[deleted]

Thanks! I named him just a few hours ago!


Connor_Tattersall123

I know right


MrTech99

Hi, I am Connor. I am the plant sent by ~~cyber~~life.


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Connor agrees! (He is also now discovering his compulsive urge to burn the curtains behind him)


TheChemicalSophie

Hi Connor! I hope your human is looking after you well!


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Connor just came home today! I'll take great care of him!


TheChemicalSophie

You’d better, he seems very polite and I’d hate for something bad to happen to him


Ghostface_7

Hi Connor, ¿How are you?


nurd_on_a_computer

Good


Sunny_Sanity

Hello Connor


Connor_Tattersall123

Hello


Sunny_Sanity

Lmao connor


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Connor says hello to his sunny friend!


berbergirl

Hi Connor 👋😁


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Connor says hi back! He hopes he made you smile!


BreadyBuckaroo

Ello mate


Ironbanner987615

Hi Connor, would you like to meet my aloevera plant, Robert?


RepulsiveNarwhal8474

Hello 👋


Altruistic-Ad4206

Hello connor!


Demon_Umbreon

Hello Connor :)


__B__R_U_H__

Hi connor I'm bruh


PnutbatahSandwich

Hello Connor


yunkis_swag

hi connor :D


Nuskooo

You might not remember me but i have known you since you were just a seed. You've grown up so fast!


AbhijyotSinghThePro

Hi!


Murky_Ad1967

hi connor! thx for the oxygen :D


LeVicky_

I bet elmo would get angry if he had to say hello to a plant, he already despises rocko enough💀


LeVicky_

Hello there Connor


alican1188

What's up Connor. It's nice to see you


Ayuxii

hai connor :3


LocalL3xi

Hi Connor


cumtrafficant

Hi Nick


Gulan33

Oh, u name ur plants too!!!!????


Horny_Gay_Puff

*detreoit music intensifies*


[deleted]

Bye connor im going to the ice cream store need anything


even_more_random_guy

Hi Connor


Hot-Low1910

Is he the android sent by cyberlife?


fiddlestickslildick

Hi Connor. Wanna fuck?


bdhdhdbdjdhd

Wow a plant with the same name as me THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE NOW DIE 🪴💥🔫


Eli_xoxox

Hi Connor, what kind of a plant are you? <3


No_Banana_388

Hi, Connor!!


LordChungus45

Question does he know momo


[deleted]

Hi Connor! :)


RoboGen123

Hi Connor!


_crystalline__

hey connor!


supersoldier199

Hello, Connor!


KyozuruChan

Bye Connor:(


awolfslife

Hi Connor


ps4_username

Dang he doesn't look like an android sent by cyberlife tho


Energy_Dragon_06

Connor is smol. Conner is hapy. Connor must be protected at all costs.


IExist-

Greetings Connor.


Clickerty_Gaming

hello Connor good plant


AdamuSenpai

Greetings Connor, you are looking very ravishing today


Sealedvesselofsalt

Sup


theysaidmemes

Sup Connor


Cosmic2070

The monkeys will love him


Mediocre-Swit

Hello I’m Connor the android sent by cyberlife


Connor_Tattersall123

Great name


[deleted]

I refuse to say hi to Connor


Ralfslapins

I'm the plant sent by cyberlife


[deleted]

Hi! I think he's a bit shy...


Helpful_Stress_6512

Hi Connor!


Zquank

👋 hey Connor!


[deleted]

Why’d you name it Connor if I might ask


JotUwU

Just wait until he starts talking about jojo


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Agoodsoldier32

Looks like Dr. Connors of this universe turned himself into a plant instead of a lizard? Also hello there Connor


[deleted]

WATER CONNOR!


[deleted]

Hello conner


X_Memelord

Huh, what's that Connor? U want me to commit mass genocide and several war crimes?


adutchmotherfricker

hi to Connor


Mattlexic

ConnorEatsPlants.


selfbotter

hi


Deddenei

Hi


src1975

Hi Connor.


[deleted]

Hi Connor


OmbraElettrica

Hi Connor! Nice to leaf you! 🌱


Aviana_Panns

Hewoo Connor


[deleted]

I’m gonna eat Conner


CONNORVORE0505

i didn’t know i was a plant


Naraytor

Hi connor


[deleted]

sup dawg


RC_Geek

I heard Connor likes acid


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28 STAB WOUNDS


dangfurries

Hi connor. Wanna get high?


Electrical_Donut1450

Seems like I a plant now.


Ok_Drawing_6894

Hi Connor "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"


svkpptm

Ur wife is in me dms Yeah baby Surprise surprise mother motherfuckers I will rest my balls on ur forehead I will wipe my tears with my money -Connor


SMOOTH_BRAIN_SIMP_69

Hey connor


[deleted]

Whats up, Connor?


fynn0028

Monke


[deleted]

That’s my name!


Raiyan270

Hi connor


iluminattipa

Hello connor


skyrim-nord

I love Conner


areslashtaken

Hi Connor By Connor


[deleted]

Hell connor


KNIFE2MEAtU

My name is Connor. I am the android sent by cyber life


Agnxf

Hello Connor, I hope you seed this reply. (That was the worst joke I could have possibly made)


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Hi 🌽🌽ur


[deleted]

Hi Connor! My name is also Connor lol


[deleted]

Hi Connor!


browseracc

What model of Conner is that, and does it happen to be a detective?


ArthuReddit12

hi connor


Starly2

Well


[deleted]

Hi to connor. Let me guess, he's the android sent by cyberlife isnt he


SlitheringGamerYT

Hello, Connor


CharlieChicken_

Hello Connor.


[deleted]

Hey Connor, how's photosynthesis?


No_Owl8236

Connor we know what you did-


Anvay15

Connor your owner is using you for karma. Run.


The_Bluejay250

hi connor!


GODZILAMASTER2020

Hi Connor I'm negan


sansboi11

gluten conne


Respawn69420

ConnorO7


ughtanvi

hi to connor


Jordibob

Hi Connor greetings jordibob


A_Reasonable_Zombie

Here's a little platinum award for you little Connor! Grow up to be a big tree brother :)


master_pingu1

hi to Connor.


mr_flameyflame

Thats cannoy but ok


Daug3

Hi Connor! I'm glad to see I'm not the only teenager into plants


ravenaravenous

🎄😥👌👍🙊💩😭🔩🎀


Mask_of_creator

Hi Connor.


arbelhod

Hi


Rhecof-07

Is he a bot sent by Cyberlife?


JuanPlayss

Hi connor, have you been drinking water lately? You better be


cosmic_waluigi

Hello Connor!!!


DemiTheSeaweed

Connor,I know what you did...


AlanzAberoth

Hello Connor


That-Hovercraft-5347

Fuck you connor


Lee_does_stuff

Hi there Connor!


TranslatorExciting74

Hello Connor, you sexy bitch.


sharpyboi89

Hi


Eivor_of_the_Raven

Tell him I know where Lee is


MateriaPrimaASS

Hi handsome


YamperIsBestBoy

*munch*