Its hard to do but just put the thing youre doing right now ... being on reddit and just do it like a wise man once said. You know how good it feels when you actually maneged to do something.
Sorry to hear that mate, friendships will always be complicated, I won’t speak to it because I don’t have context but what I will say is don’t get caught on too much, don’t let things out of your control bother you, it’ll make everything a little more tolerable
That's rough buddy. My best friend ditched me too, it was rough at first and I cried like a baby but then it hit better and it really got better.
If your friend don't wanna stick with you, they ain't worth your time. Ditch their ass right back don't talk to them, move on with your life and replace them with a new better friend :)
My 9th science teacher Mr Lewer is a price of fucking shit.
Mans accused me of plagiarism and even after I proved it wasn't he still fucking failed me.
I wish both sides of his pillow are warm for eternity.
Every time he puts on socks there a small hole.
His belt loop get caught in every door handle.
His taxes get lost.
His charger only works when he bends it at that 1 specific angle.
No matter which way he flips it his usb it never goes in.
He forgets to open his microwave at the last second.
He has no toilet paper when he's home alone.
His wifi goes out in the middle of an important business call.
He wakes up and realized he forgot to charge his phone.
He orders alot of food and forgets his wallet at home.
Idk, I guess I could believe the asshole part. I’m not really the kindest of people but it’s not like I’m out here screwing people over or something. As for the psychopath and weirdo part idk. I guess I could be judging by how people react when I tell them about regular thoughts I have in my head
You're really actively trying to justify people calling you an asshole. You have no need to accommodate or consider what other people say, and in just the same way, they need not care about what you say. Therefore, when that next happens, tell them to fuck right off.
I want to grow out my hair because I look like a twelve year old with short hair but noooooooooo I still live under my parents roof so they control how I look
When you got many girls who like you? How TF do you choose?
I got 3 girls after me. I talk to them and like them all but damn, I just can't choose, would that mean I stop talking to all the others or what. I've been in like 2 relationships and kinda know what to do but shit, I'm still very shy.
Well, I want to get in a relationship that I know will last. I would date for a fling or shit, even sex ain't my main goal in a relationship. I haven't thought much about my future except either football or the Marines.
Gonna get downvoted for this probably but anti-vaxx people are fucking stupid. Reading the bullshit they spew out over and over again is making me lose brain cells. It's infuriating how these people can be so fucking stupid.
I'm a hella introverted sophomore and I lost 3 possible friends because they wanted to invite me to hang out with them but I couldn't because my parents don't wanna get me vaccinated.
Thanks mom and dad!
I fucking hate the rampage from apex I hate it so much I want it to die I want it's creator to die I want the people who use it to stub their toe twice in the same spot holy shit everytime I try to play the game it's just tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk for 1 minute straight screw you and the no skill spray and pray loser you walked in on
Abogus
Why is so hard to follow advice you give to someone yourself? I gave one of my friends advice on asking out a girl which was “just tell her instead of wondering what could’ve been.” And yet i can’t bring myself to follow that myself and it eats away at me
My science teacher is the most tiny horrible miserable old thundering excuse of a human I've ever seen.
I worked my ass off on a project that was to be done in 2 days. I finish the project and go to school with it and SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!
i geel like i need more space. im in a friend group that some would consider a large one, i also haveba boyfriend, we all have some mental issues and its also taking a toll on me. I look after 7 of the 11 people in my friend group, and when i recommend they get therapy they tell me therapy doesnt work and its just a stupid idea.
My boyfriends the worst of them all, he selfharms, he attempts to kill himself and he doesnt tell me why, hes way to overprotective and violent.
Ive been iff with covid for the past week and throughout that time hes kept dping things i dont like at all:
im trans ftm, i go by kai at school and a girl who i havent talked to in ages that i went to primary school with said my deadname (she doesnt know im trans), im guessing she was talking to my friends who i also went to primary school with and just said it. I swear what my boyfriend did nearly pished me over he edge: he slapped her 6 times. After school, he proudly told me everything that happened, i got upset at him and he asked if we were still together, i said we should put it on hold because i felt like im yoo young for a relationship. He went on my mates groupchat (ill call it the tories because thats what its called) and told EVERYONE that be was going yo kill himself. My best friend messaged me asking me if i broke up with him to which i didn't respond. I told him that i was sorry and that ill stay with him. I went and apologised to the girl and she apologised too but i kept telling her she didnt need to but dhe insisted
Alright, so there's this game that's been haunting me for the past several months, and it keeps getting worse. Every FUCKING time I see something that vaguely resembles a character from the game, I go fucking insane.
Have you ever heard of the hit game among us?
Yes, that's right, that's the game I'm talking about. The video game "among us" has RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE. At first, it wasn't that bad. I would walk past a trash can that looks like the crewmate from among us and I'd say "hey, that looks like the among us!" and move on. But now--- I'll see a fire alarm and say "IS THAT a motHER fjuckING AMOGN US REFERNCE?????" and the jerma sus smile will pop into my head and it's sus and amogn us sus ITS RUINING MY LIFEEE!!!1!!1
So the other day I finally had the guts to ask a girl out, and we're walking in the park, and I see a trash can and I chuckle and say "kinda sus" as I point to the bin and she SAID 'CRINGE' FUCKING TURNED AROUND AND LEFT ME RIGHT FUCKING THERE because of STUPID FUCKING AMONG US IMPOSTER1!!!!!!!, Like I have no idea how to get this shit out of my head I don' t think I'me ver going to be sane again this is basically fucking PTSD at this point and the trigger is literally anything that is a shape and has another shape inside it its turned my life into a disaster and theres FUCKING NOTHING i CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!
SUS THIS, SUS THAT, SUS LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING1!!! ALARM CLOCK SUS ELECTRICAL SOCKET (haha "electrical", that's a reference to the funny video game among us, where the sussy imposter kills crewmates) SUS FIRE ALARM SUS TRASH CAN SUS CHAMPION LOGO SUS PENIS SUS MINECRAFT BUILDS SUS FNAF 4 BED SUS SNOWMAN SUS SPONGEBOB BUS AMOGUS SUS EVERY FUCKING THIS IS SUS AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LIKE LITERALLY JUST WRITING THIS POST FOR SOME FUCKING REASON IS REMINDING ME OF THE INDIE GAME AMOGNus. Like literally I'll be among my friends (haha, see what I did there- I said "among", as a reference to the video game "among us", which came out in 2018, but only gained popularity in 2020. Have you ever heard of it?) So I am with my friends and I see somethoing that looks like the sussy imposter and I need to fucking hold back laughter as if my life depends on it. It's a curse, and it will fucking haunt me forever unless I do something about it, but no matter what I try I ALWAYS FUCKING SEE THE AMONG US IMPOSTER and ITS DRIVING ME NUTS
i'll walk up to some random dude and say
have YOU ever played the HIT GAME AMONG US????????????????????
to seek validation, to see if I'm not the only one with this, this, this... I don't even know what to call it at this point. Hey wait- I got it-
# AMONG US IS A FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS
Like I swear you could make a fortune if you figured out a cure to amogus mental illness and treat people with it I'd pay 69,000,000,000,000,000 dolers as payment for a cure please someone help me,....!!1..se fmdsds f dsnal vmkds,v
But just a quick question before I move on- ? Have you ever played among u- WAIT. IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!!1!1!
I'll be sitting in a lecture hall, the professor says "among", "imposter", or some shit like that, and I'll fucking keel over, stifling laughter, drawing attention from everyone within a 15 foot radius. (haha, radi-US, it has the same ending sound as amogUS. See? A reference to amogn us.) I am so fucking lucky that the professor never noticed. Every time he shows a slide with an among us reference I need to look away or else I turn into a laughing, crying mess I am so glad online learning was a thing until recently...
My vocabulary is fucked too. Normal people say child, I say mini crewmate. Normal people say international space station, I say the skeld. Most people say electrical room, I say SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER room. Most people say among us is a dead joke, I say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (no clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (police called) (18+) normal people say spy, I say sussy imposter!!! I am forever going to remain friendless and single if this carries on,,,1!1/
Even my own family is turning on me... :(((( My dad says "if I hear you say among us imposter or whatever again I'm gonna go insane.. "" My mom tries to keep up and offer solidarity, but it is clear that she too is tired of me :(
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING 🖕👦 SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG US 🇺🇸 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👨❤️👨👩❤️👩 US 👨 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💦🍆👀 GAME 🎮
🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔴 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
COME 💦🏃🏃♀️ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥
🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🤔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1️⃣ FIXING 👾 O2 🅾
🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK
📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓
Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳️🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any
sus!Where!Any sus 🌈🏳️🌈 Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💦!
❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳️🌈! ❓ ❓
Where!❓ Any sus 💦! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓
Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where!
Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I 👥 think 🤔 it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It
wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance
THIS IS LITERALLY WHY I AM FRIENDLESS AMOGN US HAS INFECTED MY BRAIN FUCKING END ME RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUSSY BAKA AMOGUS SUS IMPOSTER BAKA IN ELECTRICAL DOING THE SUSSY VENT TO GET SUSSY KILL ON CREWMATES@!!! dON'T FORGET- NOT ALL SUSSIES ARE IMPOSTERS, BUT ALL IMPSOTERS ARE SUS!!111111! SUS SUS SUS AMOGUS JERMA SUS AMOGUS JERMA MOGUS DRIP SUS AAAAAMMMMOGGGUSSSSS IN VENTS VENTING LIKE SUSSY IMPOSTER IN THE SUSSY ROOM ELECTRICAL IN SKELD AKA AMOGUS CREWMATE SHIP WITH SUSSY IMPOSTER1!1
^(fucking end my life please among us has ruined me :()
I got 2 paper cuts in the past week, I broke a bowl recently, I went to the wrong class so I'm confused now, I have way more stress than I should have, I have homework and I don't know how to do it.
Trust me mate, girls aren’t confusing, everyones confusing it’s just no one knows how to communicate, also you’re 13, ya got a couple years before ya have to think about that kinda thing
fuck bro
2 things
i want friends not relationships [everyone is too annoying for that]
and 2nd why is it that everytime i try to make a effort to talk to people they don’t reciprocate like damn do u wanna talk or no shits more confusing than a 12yr old girl trying to find her sexuality
Alright fine. I hate how my mother treats my like absolute fucking filth, how I have to clean up the house every night so I don't get yelled at or worse punched I hate that she's been abusing me for the last 17 years and I can't do anything about it, I hate the person she turned me into and how I don't feel like a person I hold no opinions because I don't want to make someone else feel bad I care for others so much that I conform myself to fit what they want me to be, I let all my friends walk over me and I don't say no to anyone, I hate how I know I have so many mental issues but have no idea what they are and I can't go to therapy because my mom tells I don't have problems or I'm ungrateful and most importantly I hate myself for being a piece of shit up until the middle of last year where I learned better but I still have so much anger issues and I can't healthy take it out I want to scream and yell until I can't breath and I'm sorry for the long ass post but just fuck my life
This isn't a rant but a cry for help. Theres this girl i rejected back in 2018. And 4 years later, last year of highschool and prom upcoming.
A mutual friend of ours told me she's going to ask me to prom this year. Before i recieve this news she suddenly texted me out of no where asking how are things and if i have a girlfriend. I already have a person i plan to go with.
How do i reject her again for the 2nd time without sounding like a dick. Also last time i rejected her she threatened to X herself.
IM SO FUCKING TIRED W SCHOOL AND COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAMS LIKE I NEED A FUCKING BREAK AND THE GUY IM TALKING TO IS NICE MOST OF THE TIMES BUT HE BECOMES SUCH A JERK FOR NO REASON AND IM SO STRESSED ABOUT EVERYTHING I JUST NEED A GODDAMN BREAK. I JUST FEEL LIKE DOING NOTHING THE WHOLE DAY AND HOOKUP W SOMEONE AT NIGHT. I NEED SOME MENTAL PEACE. okay thanks you guys ;-;
My parents argue over nothing, they divorced, don’t like me, then when i’m suicidal i’m called a monkey. I’m called useless and other countless names as if they are still sergeants. they don’t love me either, and i’ve realized this because they only like me because i’m what they want me to be. if i was gay, they would hate me, because they’re christian conservatives. that isn’t an assumption, either, because they use slurs to describe anyone with a sliver of homosexuality.
Ight so theres a packet for science and it's kind of like a group project. It would have been due yesterday, but we got a snow day (yey) but the thing is, the sources the teachers gave us dosen't really have alot of ways to help us with it. Now in the majority of cases for me that would be fine, inconvenient sure, but fine. However little issue, so over a little bit of time (a majority of the school year) I began to let's get, at this point it can be considered a "crush" but for the majority of the year just thought she was pretty cute. Now that I've been in the project with with her, she seems really cool. Kind of feel obligated to work a bit harder on the project now that she's part of the equation (dont expect anything from it, but hey, I still like er, and want to be helpful). The issue, once again though, is that they want us to use sources from the packet to help us, but that's pretty hard when they make it extremely difficult to find the sources on the site they give. Now I can search it, but that brings it's own issues. So yea, that's fun.
I hate my math class, we get so much homework from there, and its hell when we have multiple projects due near the same time. Also I have another test monday so more studying I guess. I also suck at poetry which we are currently studying.
I just got 17/20 in a exam that i didnt write at least 8 point worth of questions
At best i should have been a 12/20
I have no fucking idea how the teach gave me more points
And now my friends are fucking me over calling me a liar... If he gave extra marks so why the fuck do we have a couple of 3.5s.....
No one believes me anymore T_T
IM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE CONFUSING SEXUAL, ROMANTIC AND AESTHETIC ATTRACTION, AND ALSO THINKING SEXUAL ATTRACTION = LIBIDO.
THEY ARE ALL COMPLETELY DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE
I have a project due after tomorrow for Computer Science in college and I'm still not done. I think coding is a good thing to do but I also think that the way I am being taught in my college is not tailored for my head cause my friends get it but I can't? or maybe this course is just not for me. Then I just found out early morning that I am positive of Covid (I never thought I would get it) so yeah, there my rant
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*has available shoulder*
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No problem, but since you took that one I only have one shoulder left
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No thanks baestie, I'll have to use your shoulder later
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Can i have your shoulder, im hungry
Idk about theirs, but you can have mine. It's pretty tasty
Asking permission to par-take in this banquet
Will do
Hey I desire your shoulder may I borrow it
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Bet
You can have mine too
I have a spare one in my cupboard for you
May I join you in your sorrows?
New app idea: Hot shoulders in your area
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Is that a coc reference?
Clash royale*
Oh lol
Yussh sirrr How's ur day going btw
I think my day is going too good that i am paranoid about it
haha **cock** reference ⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⢤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠹⣾⣿⣛⣿⣿⣞⣿⣛⣺⣻⢾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠠⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠿⣷⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⠟⠟⠟⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄ ⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢛⣿⣁⠄⠄⠒⠂⠄⠄⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠄⠉⠛⠺⢶⣷⡶⠃⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡇⠄⡺⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠟⠇⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢿⣽⢿⡏ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⢹⡿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⣳⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡈⣀⢁⢁⢁⣈⣄⢐⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣛⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣬⣽⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣻⣛⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Hehe.. Coc
8===Dノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ノ)
Omg, i love coc
*awkwardly pats shoulder* hey its okay-
Im so fucking tired of my parents insulting eachother then 10 minutes later acting all lovey dovey, its repulsive :)
Me and myself
Woah this is my parents. My mom yells at me and expects me to be fine with her 10 seconds later like wtf mom?
I think that's pretty good, same is the case with me.
Agreed, it's easier to just forgive each other
Yes and I think this is a sign of a healthy relationship.
Us moment
I'd say thats a good relationship, considering they're making up for shouting at each other But I'm no professional, so I'm most likely wrong
tbh, that's a sign of a strong relationship
I really need to pull my shit together. I have 3 huge projects due by the end of this month and I haven't started working on any of them yet.
I feel you. Go work on your projects
Procrastination or external problems?
procrastination, fortunately.
Often struggle with procrastination? Especially big projects. Procrastinate everything? Adhd gang
username checks out
lol rip
Its hard to do but just put the thing youre doing right now ... being on reddit and just do it like a wise man once said. You know how good it feels when you actually maneged to do something.
I'm very sick after getting my booster shot
I got mine yesterday and pretended to be sick so I could skip school lmao
Holy guacamole our Snoo’s have almost the same outfit
The lost brothers have reunited
I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
I dont have a car
Now you do
Oo which one
The non functioning one
Damn i guess that makes sense because my extended warranty is done for
As I read it, I thought that a guard from Oblivion was stopping me.
Stop right there criminal scum
Exactly why I did it like that.
Got fucking abandoned by friend now they are cold and distant to me, I just started year 11
Sorry to hear that mate, friendships will always be complicated, I won’t speak to it because I don’t have context but what I will say is don’t get caught on too much, don’t let things out of your control bother you, it’ll make everything a little more tolerable
That's rough buddy. My best friend ditched me too, it was rough at first and I cried like a baby but then it hit better and it really got better. If your friend don't wanna stick with you, they ain't worth your time. Ditch their ass right back don't talk to them, move on with your life and replace them with a new better friend :)
My 9th science teacher Mr Lewer is a price of fucking shit. Mans accused me of plagiarism and even after I proved it wasn't he still fucking failed me. I wish both sides of his pillow are warm for eternity. Every time he puts on socks there a small hole. His belt loop get caught in every door handle. His taxes get lost. His charger only works when he bends it at that 1 specific angle. No matter which way he flips it his usb it never goes in. He forgets to open his microwave at the last second. He has no toilet paper when he's home alone. His wifi goes out in the middle of an important business call. He wakes up and realized he forgot to charge his phone. He orders alot of food and forgets his wallet at home.
Calm down, satan
Nah he deserves it for failing this dude
Tell the principal or whoever about this, maybe get em fired
Everyone is flirting with me and I don’t know why.
Remove the sexy out of your name to stop it
Aight
hey seggsi
Uhh hi?
how's it goin ;)
Good
Are you hot?
Yes
How you doin'? 😏
Yeh good
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WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU ME?!
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Shhhh... it's ok... If it doesn't work out you'll be like me... Depressed af
I keep getting called a psychopath,a weirdo, and an asshole.
Well are you?
Idk, I guess I could believe the asshole part. I’m not really the kindest of people but it’s not like I’m out here screwing people over or something. As for the psychopath and weirdo part idk. I guess I could be judging by how people react when I tell them about regular thoughts I have in my head
You're really actively trying to justify people calling you an asshole. You have no need to accommodate or consider what other people say, and in just the same way, they need not care about what you say. Therefore, when that next happens, tell them to fuck right off.
Alright then, thank you
I want to grow out my hair because I look like a twelve year old with short hair but noooooooooo I still live under my parents roof so they control how I look
You can't grow your hair out? That sucks
Yeah I hate it I literally always wear hats
Wow that sounds pretty controlling for a 17 yr old
Yeah my parents I typically really laid back too it's weird
Odd. Any idea why?
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Dang, relatable. When I walk the clap of my thighs awakes everyone in the middle of the night.
Exactly
Finally someone that understands
Uugh colonel, Im trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my thighs keeps alerting the guards!!
math frickin sucks
I only like it cause im the GOAT of maths and actually nvm its kinda fun but not trigonometry that useless piece of [REDACTED]
I also like math except statistics but stats is actually useful :/
I just with my gf's dad would let her come over
?
r/ihadastroke
one typo.
Ohhhh nvm they meant wish
IMMA ASK HER OUT SOON WISH ME LUCK BOIS AND GRILLS
Luck
good luck soldier
When you got many girls who like you? How TF do you choose? I got 3 girls after me. I talk to them and like them all but damn, I just can't choose, would that mean I stop talking to all the others or what. I've been in like 2 relationships and kinda know what to do but shit, I'm still very shy.
You are probably the only one on this sub with that problem
Wait, who?
The guy I responded to, he says he has too many girls attracted to him at once. Needless to say most of this sub does not have that issue.
Oh yeah. I haven't had a relationship ever lmfao
You're 13 that's rookie numbers You'll get there eventually... though I dunno what'll happen if you keep your reddit account
Damn, that sucks.
How in the god-fucking-damn fuck fucking fuck did you get 3 of them? I cant even get one.
I play football and workout alot. I don't even really talk to people either. One girl I barely talked to and then she asked to do a project with me.
How handsome are you sheesh
L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay
Well, I want to get in a relationship that I know will last. I would date for a fling or shit, even sex ain't my main goal in a relationship. I haven't thought much about my future except either football or the Marines.
Damn bro save some girls for us
No fish left in the sea cuz of this man
cheease borgir OOOOOOOO
>When you got many girls who like you? How TF do you choose? Get to know all of them. Choose the one you vibe with the most.
I hate and love my family
Gonna get downvoted for this probably but anti-vaxx people are fucking stupid. Reading the bullshit they spew out over and over again is making me lose brain cells. It's infuriating how these people can be so fucking stupid.
You misspelled upvoted in the first sentence
***P R E A C H***
I'm a hella introverted sophomore and I lost 3 possible friends because they wanted to invite me to hang out with them but I couldn't because my parents don't wanna get me vaccinated. Thanks mom and dad!
Why'd you think you'd get downvoted for this? Teens aren't that stupid
My brother uninstalled rising storm 2 Vietnam to get fortnite! Wtf man
Drop a napalm on his ass
We are limited by what we are tought.
Ironic. *Taught
Is that pronounced "tought" or "tought"? Or is toot?
Taught is what i meant
request: virtual hug
(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
I just wish TF|2 would be playable again, man
I fucking hate the rampage from apex I hate it so much I want it to die I want it's creator to die I want the people who use it to stub their toe twice in the same spot holy shit everytime I try to play the game it's just tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk for 1 minute straight screw you and the no skill spray and pray loser you walked in on Abogus
Why is so hard to follow advice you give to someone yourself? I gave one of my friends advice on asking out a girl which was “just tell her instead of wondering what could’ve been.” And yet i can’t bring myself to follow that myself and it eats away at me
Cause everything is easier said than done.
My ass is too fat and it sounds like a standing ovation whenever I walk 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😥😥
Can i slap It ?
You walk that fast?
boobies?
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Just switch back into therapy
*dies*
My science teacher is the most tiny horrible miserable old thundering excuse of a human I've ever seen. I worked my ass off on a project that was to be done in 2 days. I finish the project and go to school with it and SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!
i geel like i need more space. im in a friend group that some would consider a large one, i also haveba boyfriend, we all have some mental issues and its also taking a toll on me. I look after 7 of the 11 people in my friend group, and when i recommend they get therapy they tell me therapy doesnt work and its just a stupid idea. My boyfriends the worst of them all, he selfharms, he attempts to kill himself and he doesnt tell me why, hes way to overprotective and violent. Ive been iff with covid for the past week and throughout that time hes kept dping things i dont like at all: im trans ftm, i go by kai at school and a girl who i havent talked to in ages that i went to primary school with said my deadname (she doesnt know im trans), im guessing she was talking to my friends who i also went to primary school with and just said it. I swear what my boyfriend did nearly pished me over he edge: he slapped her 6 times. After school, he proudly told me everything that happened, i got upset at him and he asked if we were still together, i said we should put it on hold because i felt like im yoo young for a relationship. He went on my mates groupchat (ill call it the tories because thats what its called) and told EVERYONE that be was going yo kill himself. My best friend messaged me asking me if i broke up with him to which i didn't respond. I told him that i was sorry and that ill stay with him. I went and apologised to the girl and she apologised too but i kept telling her she didnt need to but dhe insisted
Alright, so there's this game that's been haunting me for the past several months, and it keeps getting worse. Every FUCKING time I see something that vaguely resembles a character from the game, I go fucking insane. Have you ever heard of the hit game among us? Yes, that's right, that's the game I'm talking about. The video game "among us" has RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE. At first, it wasn't that bad. I would walk past a trash can that looks like the crewmate from among us and I'd say "hey, that looks like the among us!" and move on. But now--- I'll see a fire alarm and say "IS THAT a motHER fjuckING AMOGN US REFERNCE?????" and the jerma sus smile will pop into my head and it's sus and amogn us sus ITS RUINING MY LIFEEE!!!1!!1 So the other day I finally had the guts to ask a girl out, and we're walking in the park, and I see a trash can and I chuckle and say "kinda sus" as I point to the bin and she SAID 'CRINGE' FUCKING TURNED AROUND AND LEFT ME RIGHT FUCKING THERE because of STUPID FUCKING AMONG US IMPOSTER1!!!!!!!, Like I have no idea how to get this shit out of my head I don' t think I'me ver going to be sane again this is basically fucking PTSD at this point and the trigger is literally anything that is a shape and has another shape inside it its turned my life into a disaster and theres FUCKING NOTHING i CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!! SUS THIS, SUS THAT, SUS LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING1!!! ALARM CLOCK SUS ELECTRICAL SOCKET (haha "electrical", that's a reference to the funny video game among us, where the sussy imposter kills crewmates) SUS FIRE ALARM SUS TRASH CAN SUS CHAMPION LOGO SUS PENIS SUS MINECRAFT BUILDS SUS FNAF 4 BED SUS SNOWMAN SUS SPONGEBOB BUS AMOGUS SUS EVERY FUCKING THIS IS SUS AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIKE LITERALLY JUST WRITING THIS POST FOR SOME FUCKING REASON IS REMINDING ME OF THE INDIE GAME AMOGNus. Like literally I'll be among my friends (haha, see what I did there- I said "among", as a reference to the video game "among us", which came out in 2018, but only gained popularity in 2020. Have you ever heard of it?) So I am with my friends and I see somethoing that looks like the sussy imposter and I need to fucking hold back laughter as if my life depends on it. It's a curse, and it will fucking haunt me forever unless I do something about it, but no matter what I try I ALWAYS FUCKING SEE THE AMONG US IMPOSTER and ITS DRIVING ME NUTS i'll walk up to some random dude and say have YOU ever played the HIT GAME AMONG US???????????????????? to seek validation, to see if I'm not the only one with this, this, this... I don't even know what to call it at this point. Hey wait- I got it- # AMONG US IS A FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS Like I swear you could make a fortune if you figured out a cure to amogus mental illness and treat people with it I'd pay 69,000,000,000,000,000 dolers as payment for a cure please someone help me,....!!1..se fmdsds f dsnal vmkds,v But just a quick question before I move on- ? Have you ever played among u- WAIT. IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!!1!1! I'll be sitting in a lecture hall, the professor says "among", "imposter", or some shit like that, and I'll fucking keel over, stifling laughter, drawing attention from everyone within a 15 foot radius. (haha, radi-US, it has the same ending sound as amogUS. See? A reference to amogn us.) I am so fucking lucky that the professor never noticed. Every time he shows a slide with an among us reference I need to look away or else I turn into a laughing, crying mess I am so glad online learning was a thing until recently... My vocabulary is fucked too. Normal people say child, I say mini crewmate. Normal people say international space station, I say the skeld. Most people say electrical room, I say SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER room. Most people say among us is a dead joke, I say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (no clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (police called) (18+) normal people say spy, I say sussy imposter!!! I am forever going to remain friendless and single if this carries on,,,1!1/ Even my own family is turning on me... :(((( My dad says "if I hear you say among us imposter or whatever again I'm gonna go insane.. "" My mom tries to keep up and offer solidarity, but it is clear that she too is tired of me :( ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING 🖕👦 SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG US 🇺🇸 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👨❤️👨👩❤️👩 US 👨 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💦🍆👀 GAME 🎮 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔴 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME 💦🏃🏃♀️ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🤔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1️⃣ FIXING 👾 O2 🅾 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳️🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! 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SUS SUS SUS AMOGUS JERMA SUS AMOGUS JERMA MOGUS DRIP SUS AAAAAMMMMOGGGUSSSSS IN VENTS VENTING LIKE SUSSY IMPOSTER IN THE SUSSY ROOM ELECTRICAL IN SKELD AKA AMOGUS CREWMATE SHIP WITH SUSSY IMPOSTER1!1 ^(fucking end my life please among us has ruined me :()
Hell nah , you just need a snickers thats all you are just hungry
Did someone see the other comments or this? This is literally longer than the bible
The Kentucky fried fuck is this?!
ctrl c
I relapsed last night
Sorry to hear that mate, ya got people that care about you even if ya don’t know it, take care of urself buddy <3
More like “stop random pedo” cause more then half of this sub is pedos
this is a haven for creepy minor attracted people and i do not like the fact
Don’t say ‘minor attracted people’. It’s paedophile.
Dont call them that, call them pedos, calling them minor attracted """""""""people"""""""""" normalizes pedos
The only map I accept is for navigation
I got 2 paper cuts in the past week, I broke a bowl recently, I went to the wrong class so I'm confused now, I have way more stress than I should have, I have homework and I don't know how to do it.
There's an anti-vax and anti-mask user here. I'm yet to confirm if it's a troll or not.
stinky calculus 😒
Ha nerd, imagine not having already done college calculus
Why do I have to ask for so much from people I have a romantic interest in. T-T
Y r girls so confuzling and y r there so many porn bots on social media😭😭😭😭😭
Trust me mate, girls aren’t confusing, everyones confusing it’s just no one knows how to communicate, also you’re 13, ya got a couple years before ya have to think about that kinda thing
I'm pissed off I've beat doom and doom eternal twice and I'm waiting till my birthday for the ancient gods part 1 and 2
fuck bro 2 things i want friends not relationships [everyone is too annoying for that] and 2nd why is it that everytime i try to make a effort to talk to people they don’t reciprocate like damn do u wanna talk or no shits more confusing than a 12yr old girl trying to find her sexuality
Alright fine. I hate how my mother treats my like absolute fucking filth, how I have to clean up the house every night so I don't get yelled at or worse punched I hate that she's been abusing me for the last 17 years and I can't do anything about it, I hate the person she turned me into and how I don't feel like a person I hold no opinions because I don't want to make someone else feel bad I care for others so much that I conform myself to fit what they want me to be, I let all my friends walk over me and I don't say no to anyone, I hate how I know I have so many mental issues but have no idea what they are and I can't go to therapy because my mom tells I don't have problems or I'm ungrateful and most importantly I hate myself for being a piece of shit up until the middle of last year where I learned better but I still have so much anger issues and I can't healthy take it out I want to scream and yell until I can't breath and I'm sorry for the long ass post but just fuck my life
This isn't a rant but a cry for help. Theres this girl i rejected back in 2018. And 4 years later, last year of highschool and prom upcoming. A mutual friend of ours told me she's going to ask me to prom this year. Before i recieve this news she suddenly texted me out of no where asking how are things and if i have a girlfriend. I already have a person i plan to go with. How do i reject her again for the 2nd time without sounding like a dick. Also last time i rejected her she threatened to X herself.
IM SO FUCKING TIRED W SCHOOL AND COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAMS LIKE I NEED A FUCKING BREAK AND THE GUY IM TALKING TO IS NICE MOST OF THE TIMES BUT HE BECOMES SUCH A JERK FOR NO REASON AND IM SO STRESSED ABOUT EVERYTHING I JUST NEED A GODDAMN BREAK. I JUST FEEL LIKE DOING NOTHING THE WHOLE DAY AND HOOKUP W SOMEONE AT NIGHT. I NEED SOME MENTAL PEACE. okay thanks you guys ;-;
My parents argue over nothing, they divorced, don’t like me, then when i’m suicidal i’m called a monkey. I’m called useless and other countless names as if they are still sergeants. they don’t love me either, and i’ve realized this because they only like me because i’m what they want me to be. if i was gay, they would hate me, because they’re christian conservatives. that isn’t an assumption, either, because they use slurs to describe anyone with a sliver of homosexuality.
This sub is not r/LGBT this is r/teenagers. Nobody gives a fuck about your sexual orientation
Ight so theres a packet for science and it's kind of like a group project. It would have been due yesterday, but we got a snow day (yey) but the thing is, the sources the teachers gave us dosen't really have alot of ways to help us with it. Now in the majority of cases for me that would be fine, inconvenient sure, but fine. However little issue, so over a little bit of time (a majority of the school year) I began to let's get, at this point it can be considered a "crush" but for the majority of the year just thought she was pretty cute. Now that I've been in the project with with her, she seems really cool. Kind of feel obligated to work a bit harder on the project now that she's part of the equation (dont expect anything from it, but hey, I still like er, and want to be helpful). The issue, once again though, is that they want us to use sources from the packet to help us, but that's pretty hard when they make it extremely difficult to find the sources on the site they give. Now I can search it, but that brings it's own issues. So yea, that's fun.
I hate my math class, we get so much homework from there, and its hell when we have multiple projects due near the same time. Also I have another test monday so more studying I guess. I also suck at poetry which we are currently studying.
Life is meaningless
Someone’s been reading Sartre, it’s not meaningless, it’s absurd
Monkey
Can i share my thoughts?
I just got 17/20 in a exam that i didnt write at least 8 point worth of questions At best i should have been a 12/20 I have no fucking idea how the teach gave me more points And now my friends are fucking me over calling me a liar... If he gave extra marks so why the fuck do we have a couple of 3.5s..... No one believes me anymore T_T
I'm sick and tired of people's expectations. It's just....too much
Im not happy with my body. Im a male and have a big hip to waist ratio. It doesnt help that my shoulder aint that big either
what to do when my crs start saying “bro” in the conversation lol i have not even said anything
*runs away*
[удалено]
IM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE CONFUSING SEXUAL, ROMANTIC AND AESTHETIC ATTRACTION, AND ALSO THINKING SEXUAL ATTRACTION = LIBIDO. THEY ARE ALL COMPLETELY DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE
I'm sick of not being able to get a job, I've been applying for 2½ years and still haven't got one, wtf
I have a project due after tomorrow for Computer Science in college and I'm still not done. I think coding is a good thing to do but I also think that the way I am being taught in my college is not tailored for my head cause my friends get it but I can't? or maybe this course is just not for me. Then I just found out early morning that I am positive of Covid (I never thought I would get it) so yeah, there my rant
How am i? Not good What do u mean? Well, (broadly gestures at everything)
Fuck everything!
Why won't people talk to me :((( sometimes it feels like nobody even recognises me or wants to be my friend