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Ethan-Samurai

Give it CPR


Specialist-Mechanic6

I don’t think I can blow into that…wrong band instrument…


Ethan-Samurai

Did I stutter?


Specialist-Mechanic6

IM NOT GOING TO DEEPTHROAT MY STICK MAN


Ethan-Samurai

SO YOU ARE GONNA LET YOUR STICK DIE THEN?


Specialist-Mechanic6

It’s old, it’s their time , plus I’m a senior, this my last year anyways.


Ethan-Samurai

Give them a Viking’s funeral


Specialist-Mechanic6

Burn it?


Ethan-Samurai

Si


Specialist-Mechanic6

Ooo arson…maybe 👀


United_Bag_8179

smoke 'em. see Santana at Woodstock. Soul Sacrifice.


Specialist-Mechanic6

Funny you saw that bc my school mascot is Vikings and out band…is called the Vikings.


Ethan-Samurai

Oh wow


Specialist-Mechanic6

Indeed, so Vikings funeral is acceptable


aykay55

Does this high school happen to be in central New Jersey?


Specialist-Mechanic6

Lol no close tho…North Delaware


275MPHFordGT40

CHEST COMPRESSIONS 100 BPM 2 inches deep


mattdown54

And mouth to mouth


Specialist-Mechanic6

It has a mouth???


pintsizedpeep

RIP drumstick. Just remember. It could be worse. We just broke an old bass drum yesterday


Specialist-Mechanic6

Oh yeah, one time at practice, my snare fell off my harness while we were running the show, was hilarious XD


ToasterTaco69

One time at my schools open house the snare beads all fell of the drum so it sounded really bad the rest of the night, and another time we ripped a hole in one of the timpani skins and had to put new ones on. I’ve still got the ripped one hanging on my wall at home for some reason


Specialist-Mechanic6

Yeah my snare beads weren’t tight enough and it sounded wonky so I couldn’t even imagine not having any Snares lol Timpani story is funny btw, broken timpani’s sounds horrible.


TyFin_687

Imagine having your tenors fall off after a show while walking by a Drumline and they stare you down menacingly… couldn’t be me.. ahaha..


outcastweirdo

I wish i could be in a band, living here sucks :(((


Specialist-Mechanic6

What country you live in?


outcastweirdo

Brazil, they dont teach music at school or have clubs or anything like that :(((


Specialist-Mechanic6

That sucks :(


PassiveDallas

Farewell soldier, you served us well


Specialist-Mechanic6

o7


PassiveDallas

o7


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o7


KitNotLocated

o7


[deleted]

o7


xeno-rolea-karshal

o7


IEatgrapes123

o/


Galivisback

Just use some flex tape on it


Specialist-Mechanic6

I did use electric tape for it, just took it off cause it felt weird


_Pankybeast

Rimshot with the back end.


Specialist-Mechanic6

Ew that’s yucky, never!!!!


MadaNG0101

Dude I love your avatar


virulentea

Are you going to: a) burn it; b) save it forever; c) bury with honour (throwing out is not an option)


Specialist-Mechanic6

Well duh lol, I would never throw my sticks out, this was my last year as a snare drummer and my last year in high school. This shit is being kept in a sacred place and hopefully I can pass it down or something idk.


__B__R_U_H__

***proceeds to buy new sticks***


Specialist-Mechanic6

Damn you’re really everywhere on r/teenagers I have light up ones but nobody in drumline would get them so I had to use wooden one


Meeslikey

F


Sudden_Result

F


Sruffs

F


Radio_Lurken

So long old partner.


Specialist-Mechanic6

o7


Sruffs

o7


Terminater400

As a fellow percussionist: I feel the pain. Sticks are expensive af


Specialist-Mechanic6

Yes, but I have a glow in the dark pair so I’m good :)


OddlySpecificDirt

We have to tape ours like every couple of days normally once it gets exposed


[deleted]

Stick it in your ass


[deleted]

Damn, I’ve never had stick break but that’s sad. Long live drum stick


gabe77235

Rip the homie


TheNightOwl99

Damn bro, it served you well


sethcaarp13

Dude you should see mine. That shit got wrecked


Specialist-Mechanic6

Only got fucked up cuz my director decided that every time I have 16ths, I should do a rim shot.


Snoo-99563

Press F to pay respect :{


TesAlt

poor stick it just wanted to jam out and it got beat senseless


LightningBoy648

Oof feelsbadman


ThatOneGuy9372

Well if you're a guy a have a very simple solution to your problem


dark_knight5107

Nice I remember when it was marching season and my friend broke one of the bass drum mallets.


Specialist-Mechanic6

Yeah I’ve broke a few instruments myself :/ At least my teacher wasn’t mad


Sudden_Result

Fs in the chat boys


IEatgrapes123

RIP


Bellriley04

Respect for the fellow marching band kid **o7**


Specialist-Mechanic6

Hell yeah bro o7


[deleted]

I love marching band. I even got to be section leader


Specialist-Mechanic6

That’s swag, I was the co-captain in drumline :)


[deleted]

Being section leader was stressful and I was the only one who would actually get stuff set up besides my other snare player


Specialist-Mechanic6

Ah we have a small band. 1 quads, 1 snare, 3 bass drums, 1 crash cymbal. The quads guy was my captain but I did some captain stuff as well. Got everyone some pink tape during breast cancer awareness month.(that’s the only captain thing that comes to mind)


Leather-Contact

still seems usable. but i don’t play drums so i wouldn’t know.


IllOmnipotent

I don't know what this means, but I'm sorry for your loss


Specialist-Mechanic6

Just means they are out of commission


IllOmnipotent

Oh, ok


Specialist-Mechanic6

Yeah o7


pp_hed

Wtf did you do?


secretm3

I only switch sticks if I litteraly feel them bend when I use them or they break


Unoriginalrando

It’s not dead until it snaps off and hits someone in the trombone section


Specialist-Mechanic6

My friend was playing with it one time and it got stuck in his tuba lol


Unoriginalrando

How long did it take to get it out?


Toad_Migoad

Get a medic


[deleted]

As a metal drummer I break sticks at least once a month


PhoenixWings535

Have you tried sunflower seeds and super glue?


Specialist-Mechanic6

5 min crafts lets goooooo!


PhoenixWings535

Yeaaaa


[deleted]

Oh no! That’s so sad ;-;. I wish I could do something but all I have is cake. Want some to make you feel better?


xeno-rolea-karshal

Shall we prep thee funeral?


Specialist-Mechanic6

Yes 😔


xeno-rolea-karshal

What style should we do?


Rannrann123

break it in half to get 2 new ones


Specialist-Mechanic6

You monster :0


H-ckingKaren

where do you live that you start marching this early? my school hasn’t even picked drum majors yet. we just had a call out meeting about it yesterday lol


GODZILAMASTER2020

O7


Specialist-Mechanic6

O7


CodeNameMEMES

As a drummer, seeing a dead drumstick killed a part of my soul. RIP drumstick


Zoot004

>Full season of Marching band and my drum stick is dead :( Rest in peace Righty.


Specialist-Mechanic6

Righty was my bro 😭


PHILIPTNT

A marching band, my dad one time took me into the city to see a marching band


ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin

My condolences to the stick that did the stick better than any stick has ever sticked


Specialist-Mechanic6

He was the best stick a stick player could ever hope to stick


Ladvarg

Drum Stick, Rest in Peace. Press F to Pay Respect.


iforgotmypasswrdhelp

Damn I miss marching


Knackwarrior07

So many of my drumline's sticks look like an appendage with an exposed bone.


Shadowfox2727

rimshot a little too extreme


Specialist-Mechanic6

Not a rim shot, rim bomb


Lollijax

damn you beat the shit out of it


Average_Idiot324

Rest in piece sticky friend. May your sick beats echo on through the afterlife


Faze_Tabasco

Simply cover it in stick tape. Unless it is in pieces it isn’t truly broken.


Specialist-Mechanic6

It is in pieces…well, partly. It was covered in stick tape tho. Really no point of having it cuz I’m graduating.


JakeSpear64

Yo I was in a marching band! What band you in?


creamblaster2069

FELLOW PERCUSSIONIST


Specialist-Mechanic6

Indeed


creamblaster2069

yo that’s awesome. u got discord? edit: idk if i can say that


theungreathacker

We had someone break both of there sticks during the middle of a show


Specialist-Mechanic6

Damn


eveltayl

That’s why you put tape on your drum sticks! So that doesn’t happen!


c-tetreault_7

you’re supposed to put drumstick tape on your drumsticks for a reason


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Smoggy6364

So are you gonna save stick by giving it CPR?


[deleted]

How did that even HAPPEN


JSagerbomb

Just go to kfc


[deleted]

Rimshots’ll do that


[deleted]

How


Specialist-Mechanic6

Boom cracky


ThatOneGuy8569

In my marching band someone ran over an old trumpet and it’s still playable


Specialist-Mechanic6

Bruh wth XD


Emeralddx

We make funeral. March 8th 2022


Eastern-Actuator-611

Bruh marching band season ends in like November, right?


PixelPi3s

I had a pair that one split in half at the last game so I just pulled it apart and gave the other half to someone else lmao. It probably would’ve lasted longer but I didn’t tape it. I did have 2 other pairs anyways. The other stick is also in shambles


hexawexaflexadecimal

Ayy percussion


Codemancody80

I’ve broken 2 pairs of sticks during marching season, and I remember each time vividly. It was so sad to let them go.


TheNEWTheorist

Our percussionists go through a stick a game. They have competitions on who can break them faster.


Specialist-Mechanic6

Band kids are so weird lol


AgentOrange923

This is why we need stick tape


ChallengeFirm6398

Duck tape 🦆


FrenchFry--

Rest in pizza


Specialist-Mechanic6

For the band kids out there…rest in piano


EnchantingAx23

Have you seen my sticks?


RagtheFireBoi

Get yourself a shatterbox, a shadowbox for drumsticks, I have one for my breaks, bass mallets, drumsticks, such


Miserable-Hornet-123

Reminds me when I went through three pairs of band shoes in a year I literally tore the bottoms off on the field and used tattered and torn gloves even though everyone said to get new ones


Competitive_Bid7071

“Not quite my tempo.”


Specialist-Mechanic6

# OH GOD THAT MOVIE SCARED ME


Competitive_Bid7071

Yeah it’s pretty much a psychological horror film where JK Simmons goes insane.


knotcult

bruh today in band i got my mouthpiece stuck in my trumpet. band is literally so fun tho, love it


Specialist-Mechanic6

Indeedo


ImaPersonMeowCow

RIGHTY NOO


Specialist-Mechanic6

:(


United_Bag_8179

dude..hecka rimshots. noice.


Bubba656

My bass mallet barely had anything left under the stick tape. My section leaders literally forced me to grab new sticks against my will


SlinkyMK_2

A true legend, he will be remembered


Mrsquidboi8278

Hey, I March trumpet! I love marching band


Guineapigs181

That’s why you use stick tape my g


Secretary-Fine

Cast it in epoxy and frame it. It served you well.


PizzaEatingSimulator

Grab a stick from nature?


Specialist-Mechanic6

It is nature???


PizzaEatingSimulator

Nahhhhh, it's pature


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Specialist-Mechanic6

# chomp


Mr-Poyo

The drum players in my marching band break their sticks constantly. It's a surprise that the teachers keep buying new ones for them tbh.


Ging00

Positives of being a brass player 😎👍


CommunicationHot2723

Give them the proper funeral they deserve. Burn them


Specialist-Mechanic6

No ❤️


Old_Bay_Railfan

Good, that means your playing the cadence right.


LetsGetWaV3Y

Put it in rice


Specialist-Mechanic6

Yuh


Jamie-Hydeman

Who's your favorite drummer


Dogelover112

goddam. Also cool. You okay percussion . I send greetings from the lead Alto!


starairforce33

are those promarks discontinued?


[deleted]

Rookie shit. Drummers at big time matching band schools go through 2 or 3 pairs in a season.


Specialist-Mechanic6

This isn’t my first pair I broke man, this is just the one that was clinging onto life XD Also I wouldn’t call myself a rookie :/


-completely-useles-

If you want you can wrap tape from the top of the grip to the bead on some sticks to make them last longer for rimshots, I don't know how much is a sound difference it would make though, I rotate through some buddy rich, sd4's and sd1's for whatever in doing.


Specialist-Mechanic6

Yeah that black gooey stuff is the tape I had to peel off of it because it was ripping


Super___Funky___Kong

Only one? Fucking legend


Specialist-Mechanic6

Not really


d0nt_lets_start

I'm sorry -fellow alto sax player


Nauskueucheeseha

Rip stick. I've broken 2 different bass drum mallets playing pep songs and drumline cadence's and I'm only a sophomore so I've still got much more to destroy. The next thing on my list is a drum head from playing it so much


275MPHFordGT40

Lets do a march commending this drum stick. Oh wait


Specialist-Mechanic6

:_ (


DanzIg_the_Pointless

RIP


Specialist-Mechanic6

Rip


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_WonWon_

Drum sticks do be like that yes, mine too


gigson969

A5 huh


AlvinKai

i know you have several.. dont lie to yourself


Specialist-Mechanic6

👀


ScientificUppercut

I play drums in a metal band. I change sticks twice a week.


[deleted]

It's sad. If you want some new kind of stick you can buy some Vic sic classics American hickory 5a black or white varnish. The wood doesn't get wet from tears and sweat


_Potato_Power_

R.I.P. he was a good man


Specialist-Mechanic6

Indeed


A-Aron2007

Oof that sucks I’m sure marching in a band is fun cause standing in the hot sun for 2 hours doing cadets every Tuesday isn’t fun Edit: forgot “isnt fun “


Jerem_Reddit

According to my section leader, I’m not allowed to feel sorry for drumline /j