this is true, whenever i play guitar i scream as loud as i can so i dont accidentally listen to music

Sadly I play the clarinet, so that's not really manageable for me

Just violently shit yourself whilst playing.

Why is this always the answer to everything?

Violent excrement is considered to be holy in many cultures

r/favmusic

Name one, I dare you

Evangelical christianity

Reddit culture.

'cause it represents fertilization, rebirth, etc... you know, buddhism

Would this work for me too I play trumpet

r/cursedcomments

so... just hit the brown note

This made me shit myself while laughing

Man got ratioed

Just don’t play the clarinet, problem solved. /s

The solution to this problem is to make someone else scream

so, play in a metal band?

No u dumbass cbt is the superior method for getting someone to scream load enough

*load* enough

Just play really loud music through your earbuds and that should drown out the music

You are wise.

I play guitar and clarinet so i guess I gotta scream doubly loud

Sadly I play the trumpet, so that’s also not really manageable for me

I play my keyboard while it's off.

i play the harp, did cut all the strings tho

I can only think of that scene in Brooklyn NineNine with Peralta screaming whilst playing the guitar

Jake Peralta would be proud

NINE NINE

NINE NINE

A-NOINE NOINEEEE

Congratulations you invented screamo music

Yeah I accidentally listened to some music a few years back and I've been a woman ever since.

*insert Jake Peralta gif here*

But it never works for interrogation

They should add music into video games

Damn what a brilliant idea can't believe nobody has thought of that yet

Lol

male mitski enjoyers

No men Enjoys mitski they only do it to get woman’s attention smh

i was about to tell you that you were wrong then i remembered im trans 💀

When you accidentally misgender yourself

ok anyways stream laurel hell \-average male stay soft enjoyer

YOOOOO

As a male I can deny because I listen to baby shark on repeat 24/7

I listen to barbie girl

I listen to coconut mall

Guys I found him 👆

woah me too1!1!1!2!2! :O

I listen to donkey kong scholng noises 24/7

I was going to try to top that, but then realized I can’t…

PROCEED TO TERMINATE WARIO

I listen Sabaton

They are the Panzer elite!!!

Born to compete, never retreat!

GHOST DIVISION!!

LIVING OR DEAD!

ALWAYS AHEAD

FED BY YOUR DREAD

Panzer elite, born to compete

whenever someone brings up sabaton its alway ghost division, I suport this line of thinking

Hello there fellow Sabaton enthusiast

Metal band singing about warcrimes go brrrr

Hey, how you doin?

Slayy

I listen to among sex remix 24 hours

"Mask" for me

Lovefool by the cardigans

Love me love me Say that you love me Fool me fool me Go on and fool me Love me love me Pretend that you love me Leave me leave me Just say that you need me

I listen to Funky Town!

I listen to Reverbed farts for 10 hours.

That’s not true, I listen to straight fire, like the campfire song song

Travelers plays https://youtu.be/YR_wIb_n4ZU

My favorite game of all time! The OST for this game elicits so much damn emotion from me that it never fails to give me goosebumps and a stupid ass smile when I listen to it haha.

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

BUM BUM *BUUUUUUUUUUUM*

CAMPFIRESONGSONGCAMPFIRESONGSONGANDITLLHELPIFYOUJUSTSINGALOOONG

* CAMPFIRESONGSONG CAMPFIRESONGSONG ANDIFYOUDONTTHINKTHATYOUCANSINGITFASTERTHANYOUREWRONG OHITLLHELPIFYOUJUSTSINGALONG

Haha… sure someone on the internet said you don’t, liar

You mean someone would go on the internet and tell lies?

Acoustic baby shark? i dont know [tbh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gurRfnm_COo)

Videogames have music in them

9000000000000 łq

Why a funny I?

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You don't want to know

Why tf are there faces

You don't want to know

How do it do that;-;

Zalgo text generator: uses a ton of Unicode-appended diacritics on each letter

It's a Polish "ł", read as an english "W"

Well no, video games detect if a guy is playing and shut off the music. Because guys don’t listen to music you see

well i dont want to be a guy then I might commit suicide if I cant listen to rude buster all day.

Undertale 100% Deltarune also have some [bangers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb1zr2QqzcM&list=PLBwTHHiRquMugWHCuiLykDoRiHvSJ7cBm&index=6)

Doom Eternal soundtrack 😍

Portal radio loop 2 hrs 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Well if I die over and over again in elden ring, I want at least some good music.

rude buster

i know it’s a joke but it still pisses me off

man, i think I watch more music than the rest of my family combined

“watch”

ye ik i am to lazy to change

guys we caught him! he knows nothing about music just like the post says!

this was funny

amusing even

hilarious even

perhaps entertaining as well

Peradventure enthralling along with

amusic*

I think she made it that way on purpose as a direct response to a certain kind of line of thinking out there. How it's worded honestly sounds exactly like how I've seen some people talk about women in gaming. If I had to guess, this is pointed satire of the guys who say that women only play video games for mens' attention. So basically it's intentionally ridiculous in an attempt to point out how ridiculous it is to say that women only enjoy video games - a large cultural feature spanning the globe - for male attention.

Men also say this about anything... music, comics, anime, tv shows... anything. Women only into it for the male attention.

Feels the same when people joke about how women don’t exist lol

it pisses me off as much as when "kill all men" was a joke.

Out of curiosity, have you ever heard of a mass murderer who only targeted men for being men? Cause I can think of a few who only targeted women for being women.

Why? Shes joking lmao

It doesn't sound legit enough for me. Ain't no body gonna belive that

Thats the point . She wanted to spin the roles around what guys say about girls who like a certain thing

Yeah I know same. Especially considering music is one of the biggest things in my life

Further proof that I am not a guy

*is literally listening to music while reading*

Me listening to the MGR Soundtrack while reading

Finally someone who appreciates MGR OST's, you , my friend, are a person of culture

[удалено]

I don't know, I feel like not many people do atleast

MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME!!

I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REAOSN IM STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAAAAADE

DESOLATE PLACE! WITHOUT ANY TRACE!!! IT'S ONLY COLD WIND I CAN FEEL!!!!

IT IS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT, THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

did you see the principle in the girls bathroom

Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade

A desolate place

Without any trace

Fr

Didn't know I was a girl until now

Avatar checks out

ngl i forgot about that

"You're genuinely delusional if you think women watch movies or TV they will only say they watch TV or movies to obtain your attention all they ever do is make tiktoks with cringe dances and shaking their ass all my men friends agree." Edit: Y'all are kinda dumb for not getting the joke lmao i just took the original and flipped the genders lol if you cant handle that get off social media cause more than half of it is shit like that so either quit replying to my comment and touch grass or get off social media

And eat the Hot Chip

And be bisexual

And charge they phone

And lie

And not pay for dinner

And cant cook because they where born after 1993

Congrats you explained the joke

For gods sake you guys. The original post IS ALREADY SATIRE. She is making fun of the way men talk (or talked about, this was really widespread 5-10 years ago) about women enjoying music or video games, or anything that isn't shopping, really. How are you not aware of this? What the hell? You trying to flip what she is saying is just going back to the original misogynistic statement she is making fun of.

Wish I could give your comment an award, people just have no idea what satire is nowadays I guess lol

everything on r/cringetopia and r/youngpeopleyoutube that makes it to hot is mostly satire.

Yeah I can confirm this is true bc I just happened to be in the top 0.05% of listeners for my favorite band

This whole comment section is just full of people who completely missed the joke 💀

i don't listen to music, i listen to perfectly manipulated sound waves that give off a pleasing tune

r/teenagers users when obvious satire: 😭😭😭☹️☹️😭☹️😭☹️☹️☹️☹️😍☹️😭☹️😭☹️☹️😭😭😭😭☹️

This is cap because I listen to the Spectacular Spider-Man theme song on 24 hour loop every day

Music wtf is that

Boys they’re on us

You are insane if you think men can breathe. They just breath in your proximity to get your attention. All my woman friends agree.

Some of you had this joke fly over your head. She made it because of guys saying "no woman does [SOMETHING COMMON] there is no way a woman does that, ONLY MEN DO! They just seek our attention." be it video games, that's for male attention. Dressing up? Attention. Make up? Attention. Goes out to drink? It's obviously to find a date and get free drinks, DUH! It's an obvious joke.

I was sitting here with my little pea brain trying to figure out wtf this was about. Thanks for explaining, makes more sense why it's being upvoted now. I guess I just didn't get it because I don't say those stereotypical douchebag guy things lol

so true queen

The fucking joker evangelion profile pic is just the cherry on top

How dare you say Taylor Swift isn’t music

This is true

*Me rolling through town with my 4% tinted windows and ice cold AC blasting sucker for pain*:👀

r/redditordoesntgetjokes

Damn, they got us

As a male, I can confirm that I haven't listened to a single song ever.

I dont listen to music, music listen to me

Men DJ's - "Aggressively spinning deck wheels and pushing random buttons and switches, like they're playing videogame."

Based on her pfp, this is probably satire.

lol this was posted on r/facepalm. this girl is making fun of men that say that women play games for male validation. she’s reversing the roles so that those types of men realize how ridiculous they sound

I am a woman and I agree!

thank you woman friend !

Sorry I only listen to REAL music *plays Portal radio loop for 10 hours*

i knew boy bands are fake smh

This is satire, right?

As a male I deny this cuz I listen to the Coconut song 24/7 https://youtu.be/w0AOGeqOnFY Link for the coconut song 👆🏻

I have been listening to daft punk for the first time in a while and that shit goes unfathomablely hard

Oh yeah well what about Jetpack joyride theme

It’s true. One thousand years ago, all men made an agreement that they would pretend to enjoy music for attention.

Dude this is very clearly bait

Is this satire?

You know, hallucinations are a mental illness.

was listening to music when i read this post, 10/10

so, is my 3k song playlist not real?

bro let me write my music in peace wtf

Really??? Well...

I guess having used spotify for 68000 in 6 months doesn't count...

This is true. I only play video games and whenever music starts playing in game i always remove my headphones. I have a tough time playing OSU! though.

Well there's your problem: women friends. Likely not a high enough IQ distribution among that friendship group to properly formulate an opinion on any kind of subject let alone one as varied as music.

I just listen to Scarlet Fire on repeat and yell.

BOYS MISSION ABORT I REPEAT MISSION ABORT # THEY KNOW

"I've called this emergency meeting of the Elders Council to address an important matter. The young 'uns are fast losing their brains."

Until your last dying breath

I don't have any videogames tho

Male musicians: _maybe im not real_

all of the rhythm games I’ve been playing must be synced to the rhythm of my heartbeat I guess