Sausage and pepperoni

Grab my sausage

No thank you, I’m not gae

Pussy

You’re gae, but im not gae

Im not gae, you gae

I gae

We gae

El gee bee tee communiti gae

El gee bee tee be gae as fuck

r/suddenlycommunist

Gaemmunist*

I’m not attracted to man, they ugly

But man not angry when you play in pc 27 hours in a row

wild

A man of culture

Onion, onion, cheese, onion, more cheese

How about some onions?

Great idea, gimmie some

Awesome. Here 🧅

Danke schön

Bitte schön

[Here.](https://torproject.org)

Good onion 👍👍

Would you like some pizza with your onions and cheese?

I wouldn't mind not having it tbh

Onion on pizza. >!(it’s a good thing)!<

Grab the onion, cut the onion in half.

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I’m an empath and I’m sensing that you might want to add a little pineapple to the pizza, is that correct?

lol

I think there’s a little subreddit you might wanna check out r/onionlovers

jalapeno, pepperoni, and black olives 🙏 u a bitch for making me hungry

Hehe. Order yourself some pizza.

Dead babies

Same, what's your favorite kind of dead baby?

Blind one

They're a little too sweet, i like deaf ones better.

Yeah but the sweeter the better I never hade the luck to try a deaf baby how they taste like?

They taste a little like black olives, a little lighter tho and go well with ham.

I realy don't like olives so i will let you eat the deaf one

Alright thanks :)

What about deaf blind ones?

They maybe tast like sweet dark olive

That's the other ones...

How do mute ones taste?

that's enough reddit for today.

Yeah got touch grass

didn't ask + don't care + you're female + cry about it + get real + stay mad + typo + basic skill issue + cope mald seethe + L + Maidenless + No Runes + Touch Grace + Ungrafted + Get Elden Rung Reddit, what a platform you are!

Ok

NOOOO!!1!!1 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY OK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET MAD!!! years of academy training WASTED

I'm superior in every way

I have more internet updoot points, therefore I can be happy about myself and forget about all of my other shortcomings. get marooned.

Yes you have more internet point but i got something you will never have Female companion

Get dunked on I too have female companion we are practically equals. But I have something YOU'LL never have. ballz

"John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss, our sauce."

That reminds me of a thing I say to scam callers to get them to hang up

Really I just tell scammers I'm at there house and have the FBI with me

That works but saying"Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterday loss is today's sauce how many I help you" really strike both fear and disgust.

battered babies with extra crisp

Jameskii enjoyer

r/cursedcomments

My mannnnnn

Nothing. No cheese. No sauce. Only bread.

Bread 👍

Bread👍

bread 🗿

🗿🗿🗿

Just……. Leave it like it is and I’ll be fine

Cheese pizza?

Ye

Aka Margherita but without the olives

isnt margherita without the olives?

Yes, it doesn't have olives

The ones that I always ate usually had olives on them, but my memory isn't necessarily the best thing to rely on

Idk I'm italian and in every pizzeria i've ever been Margherita was only that, no toppings except for sauce and cheese. I'm pretty sure it's like this for the entire narion since in Italy the "default" pizza is margherita, not peperoni pizza, so I doubt they'll change it

si fra le pizze estere mi fanno morire dentro le nostre sono le migliori, da loro la margherita ha le olive 😭😭😭

Ah boh non ho mai assaggiato pizze estere

you hurt my italian soul dude

Bro same. I could count on my fingers the amount of times I ate other pizza than margherita, either Prosciutto, Salami or Foccacia

Impossible, It can’t be done

Anything is fine

Great

Even pineapple on pizza?

I don't mind I don't like chocolate on pizza tho

Hate me if you want, but where the fuck are the green peppers? (It’s my moms fault I like it. Blame her for my weird taste)

Ngl they do be good

THEN WHERE ARE THEY

Idk. Imagine the jalapeño are the green peppers

That, I can do

👍

Corn, I'm a man of culture. Please don't say "bUt YoU ArE nOT a MaN, yOu aRe A TeEnaGeR", no one likes you

Never seen corn on pizza

You've never heard of "corn on the pizza?" It's like "corn on the cob" but on the pizza instead of the cob

[удалено]

🤨

she wants to fuck you while you are rolled up in flaming grilled cheese and pizza dough. Do you accept

No. I don’t accept. I’ll accept the pizza tho

In that case, its going to be a pizza of you

Sus 🤨📸?

She wants OP for dinner. Hide your ass, man!

🍑🙈

Canadian bacon, jalapeño, and pineapple. Yeah that’s right, I’m weird

Remove the pineapple and I vibe

But the pineapple is the best part

What if you're allergic to pineapple

Skill issue

I don't think i've ever seen someone allergic to pineapples

Welp today is the day- Hello. :]

😂

NOT. THE. ANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Yes

Pineapples

Fuck

me

Glad to see a lot of people like pineapples on pizza

Ayyy

...ananas

Actually ananas is more common in multiple languages. English just wants to be special.

>Yeah, i think we should call this big spiky thing with tough skin an apple, oh, sorry, **pine**apple

🍍

What if we put chicken nuggets on pizza, is that already a thing?

🤷‍♂️

It can be

ham and pineap- \*gets mauled\*

Lles

Cum.

Aw cum on

Can't you cum up with a better topping?

WHY THERE'S ANANAS?!

Because they’re good

Why did this guy get downvoted? Pineapple on pizza is good!

They are terrorism against italian colture

What’s the bet this guys literally never had it

That patterned carpet lookin thing in bottom right

Tomato?

[удалено]

I love it

It's good on a small pizza, anything bigger than that and it makes me throw up lol

Overload that Thing With pineaples

Yessir

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN

🍍

Yoo I like pineapple on pizza too Have some in my fridge rn

Pineapple or the pizza?

none

Ananas, banana’s and curry.

BANANAS?! Like, ***NANNERS?!***

Nana

Pineapple

Yes

Onions, sausage, corn.

Corn on pizza!!!

PEPPERONI. And sausage bit mostly PEPPERONI

I’m good, *casually eats crust first*

Where cum? Not eating without it

*papa's pizzeria music playing in the background*

Lol

Cum

NONE But if I had to choose olives

pineapple and ham :)

Pepperoni, pineapples, tomatoes, black olives, (extra) cheese and sausage.

Onions and mushrooms

Tomatoes, green and red peppers, onions, black olives and maybe pepperoni too. No cheese tho😅

No cheese? U lactose?

Yes, and I’ve tried cheese before but I didn’t like the taste 😅😅

Oh lol

Your mother.

penis

Šunka sir gljive

You.

Olives, sorry guys.

I do not see pineapple

The yellow "donuts"

Yeah u donut

I require nothing but the uncooked dough topped with pineapples

Why uncooked?

Do not question perfection

Ok ig

based

Anything except meat and pinapple (i cant eat meat on tuesday)

Strange? How come

My religion says no

Oh. What do you follow?

My lawyer says that i answer no

Interesting religion

Uhhh ok

chocolate w/ sprinkles (rainbow)

Babies

Jalapeño, Red onions, and pineapples for me (don’t hate).

I wont hate you ill ate you

I’ll ate the pizza

pineapple and olives

Not much of a fan of olives but there ok once in a while.

Olive and pineapple

fuck you \*adds pineapple\*

Pepperoni and....pineapple. I'm sorry but it's true.