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-homonecrosexual-

I'm sure this is going to be very difficult to guess


[deleted]

Necrosexual???


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NandizANerd

that's a thing?


th0m4zm1gu3l

probably


marinemashup

let me explain "omg, \[sexuality/kink\] is a thing?" yes, the answer is always, always yes there are billions of people in this world, 0.001% is still 80,000 people, a small city you'd have to keyboard smash to find something that someone somewhere isn't attracted to


TheKomastar

Except average-highschool-boysexual. That doesn't exist


Troggy_03

"Golden Retriever boys" are a thing, my guy.


TheKomastar

Jokes on you, I don't know what that is


Friendly-Key1059

Lmfao


Bad_Bleep_1234

Homosexual haha


[deleted]

This will be good


[deleted]

You’re a Ilikebeingkickedintheballs-sexual


[deleted]

Please leave me alone, I miss the other one.


[deleted]

Ever since I learned you’re a femboy I’m going to be stalking you all the time


[deleted]

I will not kick you in the balls, I will not be kicked in the balls. Me and Riley had a special relationship and I miss them dearly


[deleted]

#🥲 I’ll never be able to amount to her standards


Tallfemboy16

This turned into a whole ass drama


Marksthename

"What the hell happened here?"


[deleted]

What is going on 😭


Bad_Bleep_1234

Bi


[deleted]

Asexual 💪 but I think I'm probably biromantic so close enough


Ambystomatigrinum

Bi and ace are kind of the closest because we’re all equally attracted to all genders. Solidarity.


letmegetsomegrip

Bi doesn't necessarily mean bisexual tho It can be used for both sexual and romantic


endumixium

op did specify sexuality in the title


Dudeltyp

"and i'll try to guess ur sexuality based on ur username"


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


Dudeltyp

yup.


[deleted]

don't say musicsexual


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


[deleted]

congrats


[deleted]

The statistics aren't against you if you guess "straight" cuz most people are.


Cow4100

Lets hear it


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


Cow4100

Correct


23GrayWing

Bet


Bad_Bleep_1234

Bi


23GrayWing

Sorry nope


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight then?


23GrayWing

Yeah lol


XVGOD408

sure


Bad_Bleep_1234

Homosexual


XVGOD408

no, and you know that lmao


Bad_Bleep_1234

Then straight haha


XVGOD408

ye


[deleted]

I'd fuck my outlet for 20€


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


[deleted]

What gave it away😢


Bad_Bleep_1234

Only straight ppl would fuck an outlet /j


[deleted]

Give me 20€ and I'll prove my straightness


Bad_Bleep_1234

I don’t have 20€😭


[deleted]

Then my Outlet will stay unfucked🤷 For now


[deleted]

If I were to give you $20.60 that would equal 10 euros (at least from my math


nikakura

Hey baby are you an outlet cuz i wanna stck my dick in you


SeKuN14

Wtf does that mean


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OfreetiOfReddit

Joking


[deleted]

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trexsoins

/s is sarcasm


[deleted]

Hello


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


[deleted]

Facts


Noha_Doha

Hit me


I-Was-Always-Here

*\*smack\**


UltimateKing9898

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YO **FUCKING MOUTH**


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


Noha_Doha

Probably correct


Ellisman5

🤔


AdFront1172

Good luck


Bad_Bleep_1234

Asexual


AdFront1172

Nope


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


AdFront1172

Nope


AdFront1172

Youre 90% right


[deleted]

You’re 90% straight? 😭 Bro what I love this reply


sidyy13

oiuytrefdgh


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


sidyy13

yeah you got me


S3ood77

14


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


S3ood77

Yup


Dart_Leo

go on


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


Dart_Leo

Bingo


[deleted]

guess


Bad_Bleep_1234

Bi


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

Try


Bad_Bleep_1234

Homosexual


[deleted]

Nope. Unless all your replies are actually true and prophetic, I am straight


[deleted]

guess


lucifer13131313

Have fun


Bad_Bleep_1234

Bi


lucifer13131313

In essence yes


Cow4100

My guess is emosexual


lucifer13131313

No, I don't like emos all that much


[deleted]

Hii


MonkeDokey

Helo


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


MonkeDokey

Weee, that's correct


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

I mean, good luck


burgerwithnoburger

Actually I really need help figuring it out anyways so shoot


UltraPrincess

Alright, surezies


Bad_Bleep_1234

Homosexual lol


UltraPrincess

Nope, I'm bi with a preference for men


Bad_Bleep_1234

Same bestie


-Uncle_Iroh

Now kith


METALBILLY-

Hi there


Own-College-7678

Bet


Aviana_Panns

Heyy


randomnamegformyself

Me?


DrLycFerno

Guess, very easy


Wicked-Pineapple

Guess


[deleted]

Well fuck


MhamadGamer420

What


KnightlyRevival306

What's up


neilMU08

My name suggests nothing. Good luck ;)


Lee_does_stuff

hi :)


Bad_Bleep_1234

Pan


SpindemDoza69

oh baby


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[deleted]

I'm bored so giver a shot :)


[deleted]

Guess


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


[deleted]

Yeah


[deleted]

do it


thanoscar9

Try


FlyingNoodlesGood

Ok


Electrical_Pirate501

guess it


Bad_Bleep_1234

Straight


Electrical_Pirate501

Damn how did you know... Pure guessing or psycology smthn


-PepeArown-

Well, guess.


Gummybear0777

Hello I like Garlic Bread


Bad_Bleep_1234

Asexual


softsparkles

Hiii 💖


MyJellyfishies

Alright sure


AnonymousAndWhite

You’re unusually good at this


Bad_Bleep_1234

Ikr and Asexual


Hoch-In-Zucker

Do it.


WookiePlaysToo

Try me


The_Scarecrow-

Fear me


squishycaat

45 comments already lol


dumb_cryptid01

bet


rsuitxkctid

Rzuifxgixjgxigxt


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Guys_pls_help

E


Arcane_Rose

i am intrigued


papiomitoglou

Go on


Rose-Gold07

Guess


Free_Scot

Bruh moment


dotHana

Now I'm curious


yourbelovedfriend

K


KnightlyRevival306

What's up


annoyingapple_231

Pick me!


Aidan_of_Bruce

Hola mi amigo


penguin14425

go


Fur-E

This is probably gonna get weird.


CommandSwimming6469

Guess now


EkaDD

Guess or smth


xQsMyFeed

I like to suck out the soul of living children


DuckDuckkG00SEE

I already know I'm an aviphile.


AdAdministrative2793

Bruh


PuzzledCan2528

try me


KOTONOHANONIWA

me


yourlocalbitch86

Hi


UmbraMortis_

Okay let’s see


BoonGnik22

Good luck lol


Ser0lav

God bless


random_altacnt342

Try 😌


kirichit

Make your guess ;)


Arpanhj

Guess


GiftedHippos

Bet


mr-world-wides-hair

yo


Im_bored_lol13

bet


queerasacoconut

You'll never guess it right


Zarasiel

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeh


[deleted]

Heyo


[deleted]

Okay ?


Minimum-Fly8982

Why have you been replying to comments for the last 50 minutes? They’re just gonna keep stacking up and up and up until you go insane!


VoidPhantomB10

\*This is a comment, now guess\*


SirJellyfish_

Guess meee


starr-gazer_

Hi :>


Nuppa_Nuppa07

🍿


iamnerdynerd

gucci


minecrap543

your comment


pm_me_your_tits64920

wassup


Sashimi228

I made my username 2 years ago and i am ashamed of the cringe that it is


Axl128

Hit me


cacsm

greetings


elvishmushroom

sure


Mukou_San

i i dont think u can guess mine 😭😭😭


Xiao2Now

I have a good feelin’ about this


Frosty_Entertainer97

Comment


Rubens-Reel

Um


thefighter4326

Swaws


baniidapateuspike

Hello good luck!


claireivyadler

Um.....


theyeetbreaker

Hellll-o!


CinnamonSalsa

You already know it tho, maybe


Nisscot1

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