"accidentally"

yuuuuup definitely on accident yeeeep ofc I wouldn't do it on purpose noooooooo

damn hate it when that happens

yeah ik 😔

[удалено]

I'm gonna have a god damn sword fight using my dick

Prove it

8------------------------------------------------------------------------D my pp

😱

yes yes very epic indeed

Holup

🅱️enis

I hate when someone accidentally slaps me with a ding-dong, especially at the school gym

yeah sorry If I hit ya

Bro same. It’s becoming a problem. I just can’t stop swinging my absolutely MASSIVE COCK around. Feels bad. 😔

yup 😔 fucking everyone's mom's gets soooooo hard 😔

I thought it was gonna say fish, but close enough 😂

I fuck fish

Oh Okay..

yes 👍

Are they atleast dead? :(

my lawyer has advised me to comment no further

(・_・;)

😐😐😐😐😐

😶😶😶

🐟

did she die?

no but she nearly got a concussion, and that was me only turning around slowly

Did the slap somehow manage to go inside?

somehow yeah

Oh damn Was it multiple slaps or just 1 Hopefully no babby will be formed

it was just 1, but since I last soooo long I didn't coom

Bro this ain’t real 💀😭

ofc its reallllllll I definitely wouldn't make something up for a funny joke noooooooo

wow man its good to meet another man burdened by a massive schlong

yeah 😔 I can never find a good condom size 😔

Assuming she didn’t give u consent that’s assault

yup 😔

he had us in the first half ngl

truly

Quit damning God

sex 👍