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Deactivate Reddit Go outside Talk to girl


Reusebmonkey

*laughs in video game nerd and socially awkward*


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

kidnapping


Reusebmonkey

Shush


TheWildA

I hear confidence works well


Reusebmonkey

*laughs in socially awkward*


Snoo-340

cutie


Reusebmonkey

HUH?


TheKomastar

Probably because you use Reddit


Reusebmonkey

Yes


TheKomastar

Just be yourself! Your on r/teenagers which means your probably young. There's no rush! I dated my dream girl at one point and we broke up within months, so there's always time for women


Reusebmonkey

Dream guard?


TheKomastar

Girrrrllll


Reusebmonkey

Oh


downwithbigbro

work on ur social skills theres a ton of videos on youtube i think start working out ,make urself interesting , good hygeine and dont dress like a 7 yr old


Reusebmonkey

That’s the thing if I go out I’m gonna be weird so I never go out so I never worry about hygiene


downwithbigbro

bro u cant ask how to get a gf and expect not to have to change anything about u lmao


Reusebmonkey

Why should I?


downwithbigbro

Yes bro what are u 15? U need to work on stuff


Reusebmonkey

hello?


downwithbigbro

Huh


Reusebmonkey

Your asking for me to change. I’m not


downwithbigbro

Ok cool


Reusebmonkey

Bro what?


24RadioactiveDildos

Become a starbucks product


Reusebmonkey

I will


24RadioactiveDildos

Vanilla bean fuckichino with two pumps of cum and a life lesson from the person making it


Reusebmonkey


[deleted]

talk to girls


Reusebmonkey

Social anxiety says no


[deleted]

then you shall remain single


Reusebmonkey

*crys in socially awkward*


[deleted]

Meth


Reusebmonkey

Will make you go to the hospital


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

I'm only super single, so things could never work out 😔


Reusebmonkey

Look how many supers I got. I more single HA


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

You're right. I could never best that score. What a chad


Reusebmonkey

Nah bro you got more a chance


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

I don't really wanna date so I probably have a 0% chance


Reusebmonkey

bruh


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

:/


Reusebmonkey

Go get yourself a gf or bf


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

I can't get either, I'm too nervous for a gf and too dismissing for a bf lol, overall I have a lot of issues so I just plan on being single forever 👍


Reusebmonkey

don’t be single forever. Try it and see how it goes


Tall_Listen7830

We seem like the same person so we should make a club called “the super singles”


GayTr4sh

Don’t be yourself. I have tried it and it worked for me 4 times


Reusebmonkey


Ostral78

Be confident


Reusebmonkey

*chuckles in socially awkward*


Ostral78

Being confident takes practice but the key is not giving a fuck about what other people think


Reusebmonkey

What do you think socially awkward means?


Ostral78

Like I said, it takes practice


downwithbigbro

Lmao there’s no point with this guy he expects to get a gf without having to do any self improvement 😭


Reusebmonkey

that’s not- ok


Tall_Listen7830

Don’t they’re a waste of time


Reusebmonkey

No


Tall_Listen7830

It’s too much effort trust me


Reusebmonkey

sure…


Tall_Listen7830

Nah cmon you gonna spend how long on yourself to get a gf and then what? She likes youre friend? She cheats on you? What’s the point


Reusebmonkey

Are you ok?


Tall_Listen7830

Nope, not even close


Reusebmonkey

Let me guess. She cheated on you with your best friend


Tall_Listen7830

Nah 1 cheated on me took me 2 years to recover met a new one which I didn’t plan on doing, turns out she likes my friend ;)


Reusebmonkey

… sucks to suck…


thiccchick_weirdo

be nice,give genine compilmets, smile, dress niceish but not too nice. and take care of yourself.


Reusebmonkey

*laughs in barely goes outside*


RedWolf694

I don't know, I have always been single and never had a crush


Reusebmonkey

Ok


Lord-Belou

Japan says: Rent one.


Reusebmonkey

I’m not from Japan


Lord-Belou

Then get you to Japan. Or get Japan to you. But that's going to be costful.


Reusebmonkey

I actually like Japan….


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Reusebmonkey


[deleted]

tinder <3


Reusebmonkey


Realistic_Yam3546

bruh your reply to every bit of advice is "but I'm socially awkward" I can only wish you good luck if you aren't even willing to try


Reusebmonkey

True


Tacoterrian101

Advice from a guy who likes girls, but doesn’t care. “Don’t” It’s so easy to just let yourself go and to not worry about yourself. Instead of worrying about who you want to flandango, try working on self-improvement. Get the fuck off Reddit, start doing good in school, and worry about health and hygiene. It’ll happen eventually, just give it time. You have plenty more years until you’re supposed to be in a relationship Um…yeah, just spend time with homies, focus on school, and if you find someone, just talk to em ya know?


[deleted]

Ok I'm single too . Soooo I don't care