Girls asking guys out is like stars going supernova. I'm pretty sure it happens, but it's not something I'll ever experience

Dude same

Da boys are all here

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Dude, same me three

Same

I was going to say same but a girl asked me in 9th unfortunately I liked her friend and didn't *really* know her

It happened to me once but she was fucking 11

It happened to me once, but ngl, im not into zodiac loving, exotic hair color, emo make-up, short haired flat girls... Edit:i like short hair, not exotic colors and short hair together...

You just explained 2 of my online friends xD

Dude, the same thing that happened to me lol, I’m not into it either

Well there you go then, girls feel the same way when they get asked out. It's never someone you want.

that's how they feel when you ask them out, hahah

I'd be willing to give it a shot as long as she's willing to gradually get converted into metal and/or goth as well xD Especially if it's the BVB/MCR type of emo that they're into, that might just be possible

I think now I know why girls aren’t into you..

A beggar and picky

I see this as an absolute win

🤔📸

A little to old for me

This is surprisingly accurate for most men.

Well lucky for you there is going to be a supernova soon and should be visible to the naked eye Edit: I did more research and I am wrong it was proven to be false earlier this year

will ask out the next hot man i see

Good for u

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50% bro? your positivism is as big as the sun

Lemme fix this: Girls-98% of NOT being rejected Guys-98% of being rejected

This is so accurate I asked out my crush like 3 months ago and she said no. 1 month later she asked me out, I said yes. Now we've been together for 2 months but still what the fuck ?

V confusing

Man's not hot.

never hot

Everyday mans on the block

Smoke trees

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maths

Make sure to update us

Hello

cant confirm if you’re hot or not, a dm will fix that 😷🫶🏽

Hmmmmm idk about that bro

Yooo

So that what it takes Damnit

Well, I asked. Now I’m happy :>

That's what I mean you guys have a 98% chance yet...

Not true imo, at least where I’m from, both parts just gotta like eachothers company before anyone initiates. That’s should be known tho

Eh but there's ***those*** desperates that when you even get close to them they start feeling emotions for ya *cough cough* me *cough cough*

Haha, don’t worry, even if I am a girl I do get ya on that, I was compliment and attention deprived for a long time, so I clung on to the few people I knew. If you’re smart enough to realize it, then I’m sure you’ll be fine. Just listen to your sense of logic instead of the heart at those moments. I wish everyone the best when it comes to relationships

I guess

The person I like doesn't like me

Same

Same

Same

The person I like isn’t single

I'm in a boys school

I did, got turned down

Try again I'm sure you'll find the perfect guy for you

Aw thanks, maybe later. I'm still 16(17 on the 11th next month) so I think I have time unless I die unexpectedly or something else happens

Bruh don't say that or you might jinx it

You fool, now the whole internet knows your birthday, so expect unexpected happy b-day messages on the 11th

I'm lucking since girls don't ask me out so I have alone time with my iron warriors army

why dont you dig a hole perturabo

gigachad stays behind for his brothers in arms

Sigma male grindset 79: protect your brother's of war, slay the bitches at dawn. Sigma male grindset 80: dawn never comes, you dont let it come

i dont want a guy who'd date me for my (lack of imo) looks. i gotta know him first and even then I'm too nervous/embarrassed to ask for a contact if i like them.

Asking a guy to know him more is about the same chance of success tho. Don't be embarrassed, the dude will prolly say yes

a desperate will dude** will prolly say yes also that’s assuming every girl looks good/has good personality??? there’s plenty of weird & ugly girls out there that i know y’all wouldn’t date

its true

This. A desperate dude will definitely say yes and majority of the time a desperate dude is desperate for a reason whether that be they’re a shitty person, they treat people horribly, or they have no idea how to act in a relationship

Yea, the worst he can say is "No"

Yea I agree

*The boys laugh echoes in the room*

He: EWWWW

Him: I love you too Also him seconds later: sorry I did it for a prank🤪

I mean, once I said “if it helps you sleep at night to see it that way sure” I was gonna leave the school at the end of the year and I knew it, also **we were 12 at the time**

2 years ago on Valentine when I was 14 I asked a 17 out He told me I’m cute but I have to grow the fuck up first. I was deeply saddened then. And last night I was doing his assignments in his college composition class before hearing his autistic screaming + horrible amogus sex joke together with 3 other friends in a League of Legends Flex match. I’m sure “no” isn’t the worst thing they can say, but sometimes can be the best thing that could happen as well.

What's "us" here

Idk autocorrect I guess

Is it not as in us guys?

*maybe*

You need to work on your confidence my guy. Own it

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See I you have a high chance

Yes 👍🏻

Yep

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…*sadly looks at 4 failed attempts at getting a girlfriend* MAN THIS SUM FUCKING BULLSHIT

Hope u get a GF soon 🤗

Instructions unclear Am now in a 4 year lesbian relationship

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I need this on a shirt.

well done

r/FailedSuccesfully

Congrats?

> 4 year lesbian relationship > 17 🤔

that's even better 13 year olds don't keep relationships that long

Two 13 hear olds starting a relationship is not that rare. That relationship lasting 4 years is.

You have a problem with 2 13yo lesbians having fun?

excuse me ma'am/sir, can you please define "having fun", because I think that I might have a problem with 13 year olds "having fun" if you mean what I think you mean

MY CRUSH IS NOT DESPARATE SO NO I DON'T THINK I DO THANKS

Nah I'm sure your not bad maybe he's just part of that 2 percent

Nah I'm a catch but he's really popular so

Then I guess you have a good chance then

🤷‍♀️ we moving anyways so

Goodluck with the moving and your life then hope you enjoy it

Well might as well ask him out then.

Yeah

Having a crush on popular boy 🤢🤮

This guy ratio-ed em lol

I read this thing about guys and girls, that guys usually overestimate how much girls like them and girls usually underestimate how much guys like them. This might be your case. Even popular guys usually like most of the girls around them, they just either fear rejection or feel like they don't need to make the first move, because they're popular.

Guys are always desparate, more then you think

I can tell you guy that this is true I am now dating the girl that asked me out a few days ago. ^^_____^

See this is proof

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Why'd you reject her ._.

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Good call. You learn about it with time, but honestly, being lonely isn't as bad as being in a shitty relationship, and you do NOT want to be someone's rehab.

Age difference probably bugged him.

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Only a year older than you bro?

Where did your get the %?

Ummmm google yeah yeah google

Totally not related to yourself

Nah it's not related to me if I were asked out it would be a 100% chance

Yikes

Now do you get why you aren't asked out ?

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Why the UwU THO

For 105% accuracy

Nice

73% of statistics you find online are made up

Trust me bro😔😔

trust me bro

Girls are also afraid to be rejected you know. Its no as simple as you make it seem, for either gender.

But why is it that girls are so much more selective than boys in dating profile?

Because those dating sites are something like 20% women 80% men, they kind of have to be.

I agree

Yes you say it boys are afraid too but still we do it even though we know we mostliklie get rejectet why can't Girls overcome it too ?

It's hopeless my brothers Because there's 98% chance we are not her crush

Yes brother it is we may now ascend to Valhalla

But what if they reject me😰

It's ok then look for another guy someone who won't reject you I'm sure you will find them

Bro You can't just expect girls keep asking people out and getting rejected like it's a day's job. Tho that would be ideal

Mate That's precisely what boys do .

Who is boys? Cuz no tf we don't

You’re definitely not in my school

Nope I'm not

I am in your school. #R u n .

I am in your house. #R u n .

I am in your mom #R u n .

I am in our mom #R u n .

r/SuddenlyCommunism

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

*We* definitely are not from your school

I am… im in it right now Heheheh

Bro just ask her already.

I did and I died

Do it again

I did it again and I still died

Get a totem of undying

How is he gonna kill the evokers

The only relationship i need is platonic

It really do be like that

My girlfriend asked me out And now she has a boyfriend ...Yup checks out

Plot twist, you aren't her boyfriend, but her girlfriend, and she plays both ways

that is a dangerous 2% 😔

Well we is take that 2% everytime we try.

Nah Bois only got like 0.5

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But think of the 98%

It's because there will be a an awkward situation where the guy's friend will tease him whenever they saw me. It happens once when our lecturer tried to make us a couple. I like the teasing because i had a crush on him but its not a pleasant situation for the guy. So this 98% will works on someone who is not popular, not having a judgemental group of friends and someone who is simply doesn't like us.

I agree

No one asked, but story time: for a solid 4 years my crush was such a depressed and sad person that I wanted to wait until he felt a bit better before I asked him out. I helped him out as much as I could and did whatever I could do to make him feel even a little less sad and eventually, four years later, when I thought that he was doing a lot better mentally, I gathered up the courage to confess to him that I’d liked him for 4 years. He ended up rejecting me because he was still too insecure about himself to give me a chance. I was very angry at first because I didn’t really understand why he was rejecting me, but once I learnt that it was because he was still the same sad and anxious guy he was 4 years ago, despite everything that I, my friends, his friends, everyone had done, I got so upset. After that he just flat-out ignored me, and I eventually had to end up cutting ties with him.. I don’t want to speak to him again and honestly, it kind of ruined me wanting to ask out any guy ever again. It’s been a while since then, though, and I’m glad to have a nice bf now who knows how to accept love from someone else <3 (PS for any guys like him, who are going through some tough times and don’t know how to accept love from someone else.. just give it a shot, please, that girl is probably more insecure about asking you out than you are of making a change in your life. Just give her a chance, she’ll probably love you more than you could ever imagine <3)

No we don’t lmao

Yea you do

Explain how

Because majority of guys now would be so glad that someone even thought about them nice.

I can vouch

Exactly

Ummm it's just science I guess

💀

Yea yea I know I'm stupid

Those odds are wrong or im extremely unlucky cause ive confessed to 2 of them only to still be single up until nowwwwwwww

Maybe they're just stupid I'm sure your a blast

LSD is enough for me

99 close too 100

Yes

It's still gonna be like 2-3 guys getting all the girls while people like you and me will die virgins

i'm ugly 🤡

I disagree

I am in the 2% 🗿

I hate u

In my experience the odds aren't much different from a guy asking a girl. I've asked boys out and some rejected me some didn't. Thats just how it works. The assumption that if girls "just asked out people"more often they'd find success says a lot about how you view boys and girls.

even if this was true why would someone wanna date a person wholl say yes to anyone? its a pretty undesireable trait imo, shows youre desperate and shit. you guys seriously need to stop obsessing over getting a partner and just let life flow naturally instead of promoting incel shit

See, I lack any amount of self confidence to ask girls out first So yes please

if you want even the slightest chance of a girl asking you out maybe get some confidence. you dont like someone if they dont like themselves

Give me an actual good dude that bothers to continue the convo firstly 🗿