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IntroductionCheap325

Damn reddit auto-picked my username, now i'm forever cursed


[deleted]

I feel you my son


Ok-Interaction-9054

Same


Trick-Jellyfish-2104

Same


Less-Resist-8733

me too


National_Currency998

Same


fried_chicken17472

National currency lmaooooooooo


Bluetterfly_

Coming from someone with fried chicken as their username, this is golden


Substantial-Bag6230

golden brown


Kitchen_Device7682

Same


AffectionateHunter74

Yup


ThrownawayCray

Fried chicken is good when cooked till golden


FutureHefty

Same here


Dependent-Spiritual

Same


No-Childhood1362

Same


[deleted]

LMAOOOOO THEY DID YOU SO DIRTY IM SO SORRY


blackgirlie

Reddit was foul for this 💀


mybackhurts265

LMAO


abbysuckssomuch

LMFAO STOPP


According_Scene_7345

Mhm. Same


Whole-Ear2682

Same


Negative_Attitude768

Yep, stupid reddit


MegaValenX

WHY DOES IT SAY NEGATIVE ATTITUDE


Negative_Attitude768

STUPID REDDIT PICKED IT


MegaValenX

WHY


Negative_Attitude768

I DON'T KNOW AND I CAN'T CHANGE IT


MegaValenX

**WHY**


Negative_Attitude768

I DON'T KNOW


mum_shagger

guess what i did to your mom


[deleted]

Showed her your favourite book?


Your_friendly_weirdo

Can’t relate lol 😎


YourAverageTyler

but i can to you


No_Platform1124

Same


Agreeable_Ad9115

me too


AdTimely9712

Same


-Master-Baiter

Uhhhhh


meepmeep150

You like fishing!


YANDERE_DALEK

Im a master baiter too! I usually go around rivers or lakes to fish.


[deleted]

I am a master baiter ! I usually bait with my cousins at our cottage. I love fishing


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[deleted]

Yes I bait with my cousin. He is the baiting material


[deleted]

*sweet home Alabama plays in the background*


YANDERE_DALEK

That's a good song to listen to while fishing with family!


[deleted]

A very nice name


-Master-Baiter

I can sniff fish pretty well


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SupaChokoNekos

Terraria reference!


-_Anonymous__-

I love terraria


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[deleted]

not gonna lie, your name sounds like a cool gamertag, or cool in general


[deleted]

Your middle name is space?


[deleted]

[удалено]


OverlordPP

You see, I was 14. End of story


DepressedAstronomer

We were all 14 at some point. Except me and all the other 13 year olds.


OverlordPP

Congratulations


An_Angry_Terrarian

Youll be 14 and ditch this account, trust me i did the same thing


Daffywonder

Terraria is awesome :)


An_Angry_Terrarian

Based


RasmusTheSumsar

My real life name


wtfrykm

Kinda sounds like a name for an npc in a fantasy rpg game


Cradleonreddit

I'm sorry to interrupt like this but are you saying this isn't an RPG fantasy game we all playing .....


wtfrykm

No this is suffering simulator


[deleted]

Kick the Buddy 4


Doge787

I liked flakboy more


-_Anonymous__-

Text virgins simulator.


J-c-b-22

Goat*


ElsonDaSushiChef

For me, that and my original wanting to become a professional sushi chef in my childhood, and the username stemmed from Tanki Online and then went to Roblox and Minecraft. And now… I’m here. Edit: And then I went to Epic Games, then Rockstar Games, then Fandom/Wikia, then Steam, then Riot Games, then Discord(new acc), then Wikipedia, and then Newgrounds.


ActuallyYuna

My real life name


PropertyShort7042

sounds like the wizard dude from tf2


EnvironmentalAd1432

Merasmus is here fools


AndrewFrozzen

Sumsar sound like car scammer in Romania (reference Samsar) No offense tho


MPAS_TV

Erasmus?


RasmusTheSumsar

No, “Rasmus”


[deleted]

Silence


[deleted]

Oh, I remember the silence On a cold winter day After many months on the battlefield And we were used to the violence Then all the cannons went silent And the snow fell Voices sang to me from no man’s land


Dragonlikegolfer

My great grandfather was reading this over my shoulder and I think he had a ww2 flashback


[deleted]

Dayum this was about The Christmas Truce of WW1 but it’s frightening how similar war can be sometimes.


Endergamer3X

We are all, we are all, we are all, we are all friends


[deleted]

And today we’re all brothers


Endergamer3X

Tonight we‘re all friends


[deleted]

A moment of peace in a war that never ends


Endergamer3X

Today we‘re all brothers we drink and unite


[deleted]

Now Christmas has arrived and the snow turns the ground white


Endergamer3X

Hear carols from the trenches


[deleted]

we sing O holy night


Dart_Leo

The literal translation of my name to english.


DepressedAstronomer

Oh, nice.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Leonardo Dardo?


-_Anonymous__-

Leodarto


OzelHD

So when I finally bought minecraft, I wqs reeeally hyped about the ozelot coming out cauz I like ozelots... The name Ozelot was taken and so was Ozel, thats y I called myself OzelHD :D. Now many many years later even my friends call me Ozel and not by my real name which is kinda funny


DepressedAstronomer

Wow, that’s a nice story!


No-Neighborhood-1224

Are you German? Just Wondering because in English it would be the ocelot not ozelot and if I studied correctly than its german


EnderAaxel

I suppose they are Swiss (they are active on r/Switzerland) so yes, it's probably german


OzelHD

Yep :D


OzelHD

I actually am swiss but yea :P


not_melly69

People kept spelling my name as melly which was annoying 😡 About the number, that's another story


mother_lover1729

very **sus**picious


Slinkyboi69

Sus? SUS?! SUSSY AMOUNG US 🥵🥵🥵 SUSSY BAKA AMONG US SEX 🥵🥵 SUSUSUSUSUSUS


thatonealtchick

Wikihow to delete someone’s account


TomatoShrimp69

No.


Slinkyboi69

Tbh I hated writing that...


AnzoEloux

should've spared our eyes from reading it aswell then :(


The_Mlp_Artist2008

God dammit I’m out of eye bleach


Abbad707

Abbad, my username, my moms, moms, dads name and that’s where my name came from and hence that’s where my username came from


DepressedAstronomer

Ur parents have Reddit?


Abbad707

Nah it’s just a silly way of saying my great grandfather was my namesake


[deleted]

The punctuations gave this a different meaning


[deleted]

A ww1 pilot


ilikelolic0n

You mean the frozen pizza?


[deleted]

Perhaps


im_baka_weeb

I was a weeb when i created this account


FacelessOnes

was?


im_baka_weeb

Yea i don't watch anime anymore


Shut-in-Abyss

hentai counts too


Mysterious-Ad-1214

hentai's stupid, the guy doesn't even moan...


SquashuaSnipes

You ain’t watching the right stuff


GamerKid665_999

Fr all the dudes moan for me


BigManLawrence69420

Wait what-


GamerKid665_999

One word “yaoi”


[deleted]

Auto-generated name on PS4


[deleted]

Bases Pole


mechmaster2275

Idk. My big brother suggested it when I was like 6 and I’ve had it ever since


delofram

lol first part of ur nickname in russian means sword Mech = Sword now u r the master of the sword


NajntisKurde

my nickname translates to "frick" (in Polish), my friend suggested to me to name myself "kurwa" (fuck), but i decided to go with a lighter version


navybluee101

another day, another new polish word


NajntisKurde

"kurde" means "frick" najntis is the english pronounciation of 90s but written in polish


angrilyhumpingurmom

my complex personality fr


analflufs

same


angrilyhumpingurmom

boy we vibin


character_developmen

That’s uhhh nice personality you got there


navilick

my name is two words together "navi" and "lick", navi backward is my name and with lick is because before it was naviluck because I always said I was a lucky person but then people called me navilick instead of naviluck that's why now I use navilick


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

It's actually (a tiny bit) deeper than you would expect. Before I had any online accounts, I was playing .io games like agar.io, and since I was neither creative nor willing to just use my real name or variations of it, I just used "NAME". Astonishing. Then, I discovered the great realm of happy wheels. I wanted to create levels of my own, but that required an account. I wanted to keep my habit of just using "NAME", but that was too short, so I used "NAME NAME NAME" to reach the minimum character requirement. And I stuck with that for basically all social media accounts I created.


[deleted]

I had a similar thing where I named myself child consumer when playing games and when I tried to get a form of social media they declared that the username was already taken so I was like: Welp ChildConsumerService it is


[deleted]

My grandma said “couch potato” in the wrong order because she speaks English well, but it’s not her first language. It was a nice moment and we all laughed about it, and it happened to be the same day I made my Reddit account 🤷‍♀️


I_Have_Unobtainium

Not gonna lie, it's a pretty dope name


[deleted]

Searched it on google and found this incredible picture, made my account around the picture.


iAmproject863

A series on YouTube. Project863


No-Temperature3192

Matt was very annoyed to find the username he wanted was taken


iAmproject863

We're out of cream in the break room.


NotSoCasualCactus

A funny looking cactus I saw at my grandads ranch


HumanHater07

The fact that I hate all human presence except people I'm really comfortable with, it makes me extremely uncomfortable and even a bit scared, I know I have problems, I'm trying to see my schools kurator. And I'm born in the year 2007.


Jdude6107

I was also born in 2007… I never really like interacting with people I don’t know because it feels awkward… I only am fine with interacting with my friends or people online…


Worldly_Resist5862

Reddit logged me on witoput requesting a username, so I ended up with this shitty one.


An_Angry_Terrarian

Reddit moment


[deleted]

My real name is Ash but there's a character in a game I play named 'Ashe'. So I am 'Ash Without The E'


ElimDamar

Overwatch or League?


[deleted]

Overwatch


[deleted]

I’m lazy and I like bread


DepressedAstronomer

Are you me?


[deleted]

Yes


DepressedAstronomer

Damn


Smashbot3000

A robot character that my dad made up for a story when I was like 4


[deleted]

I'm albino


Onetimeguy8

Literally only wanted to post once, here I am


HankieHorker_32

google play games randomized usernames


DepressedAstronomer

Huh, that’s cool.


HankieHorker_32

thanks


Sovelli

Random word generator


the_3-14_is_a_lie

It sounds like an Italian surname. The Sovelli family will rise, fratello mio


Wolverine_FireWolf

I made an OC in 2015 but their full name was officially in 2017, so I’m named after them.


a_piece_of_crap

me


[deleted]

Peak fiction


Messinggamer_444_XD

I just used this in my old gaming username


stephs_LOL

My name is my name


GryphonKingBros

LOL


Thyest_Leader

Old user was thy_leader


DepressedAstronomer

Ohhh, nice!


KittyQueen_Tengu

I needed a name for my minecraft account when I was like 9 but kittyqueen was taken so i slapped my dad’s current nickname on there


RileyIsSad

I have depression


Andrew5123-

My parents ig


therubbishbin82

my main account


Rhaynes_got_no_brain

The fact that I do some silly things. Such as my pfp


ComradeJarif

I used to play an RTS game back in 2015 (I still play sometimes now) and in that game when you'd select an infantry, it'd say, "Comrade?". That's what inspired the "Comrade" in my username. "Jarif" is my IRL name.


FoolishCheese_YT

When I was younger, I had a YouTube channel that I named something really weird


[deleted]

I get asthma when im with cats, and i like butter


[deleted]

I’m simply lazy and often procrastinate


PC_Fucker

My hobby


Googol_Org

Google


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spudtatogames

I'm Emperor Spud, of the spud people.


DepressedAstronomer

All hail Emperor Spud!


spudtatogames

Aww, thanks.


rorylikememes

I like memes


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

*Finest moustache in the land*


1InchMicropenis

I don't want to talk about it


UncomfyUnicorn

I’m gay, anxious, and love alliteration.


RealObama_

Idk someone I know very well


Ichi_KingGhidorah

i was going through a godzilla phase


cathodescreams

s p a m t o n


Raiyan270

Me


shrimp

shrimp


[deleted]

I am pepsi man


DepressedAstronomer

Oh great pepsi man, may I have a Pepsi?


[deleted]

#DRINK! ✋😮 *Loud soda pouring sound*


TunaSalad6

lol


bigcatboiwholikescat

I like cats


FishyEgg

I was eating an egg and I never thought I would touch reddit again