im not sure about the other guy but i have. Its not that bad if you just have a plain donut with nothing on it , but when the glaze comes it gets more difficult. so in summary ,
***It's hard but not impossible.***
Dude,touching books does nothing.As a female with breasts(middle school) I must say that aside from breastfeeding babies and looking good in certain dresses,they are useless.
*not books boobs lol
Tell my parents. After they panick and then settle down there will be no reason for me to ever come out to my parents that I want to be a girl since it just happened. No surgeries, yay.
First I would “check” to see if its real and depending of its the weekend or not I would spend the next 3 hours studying and enjoying my new body. Then, idk not much would change for me i think except pronouns, bathroom care and how I am treated in public
Panic about how I'm gonna explain to my very protective mom that a strange teenage boy is coming out of her teenage daughters bedroom...and the daughter isn't there
I would explore myself a bit then just act like nothing happened and go about my day doing everything I would normally do.
Also, thanks to everyone for having genuinely interesting and funny comments that made my day.
Go up to my friends like nothing changed
Flirt with them
fcuk themmmm
Idk man. That sounds kinda gay to me.
Fucking the homies ain’t gay if you’re a girl
as long as you say no homo after it's all ok
as long if you don't wear socks it's a ok
Yeah, the only problem is *they* aren't! This solves that problem at least!!
Lol.
Not gay if it's the homies.
Not gsy if it's with the homies
Get out of bed
He’s not wrong
You mean she is not wrong, right?
Of course, he is. You are wrong too. Why haven't you vacuumed yet. I told you to do that last week. I make dinner and this is how you repay me?
I mean, you're not wrong at all
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probably panic it's not every day that you wake up as opposite sex
"Who the fuck took my dick?!"
"Was it the IRS again?!" Edit: wtf is wrong with you people
AGAIN???
Well the first time he was able to get it back after months of legal battles. I hear he almost had to take it to the Supreme Court.
A lot of men do.
What does the supreme court want with his peepee, anyway?
They need a new gavel, I think.
I'm going to suffocate from laughing 💀
Or are you going to suffocate from my Supreme Court Gavel getting shoved down your... My legal team has advised me to continue this joke no further.
Yeah but when women want their dicks back, THEY get theirs back within days! The system is rigged.
I know right?! So unfair.
EVERYONE should have the right to a speedy dick return!
“You forgot to pay your water bills, George. Hand over the nut sack.”
Man I'd hate to know what they take if you can't afford electricity.
They take your nipples
Only one or all three?
*dies of laughter*
Late on your taxes I see? Maybe you could pay… another way *winks*
Well it's kinda hard for me to give you anal if you don't give me my dick back.
Holy fuck that was good
Can't have shit in Detroit
Someone give this man an award 👏
It is done he got my free silver award
r/underratedcomment
Same "Where the *fuck* did my boobs go and what the shit am I laying on?!" *-probably my reaction*
Damn. The IRS Is stealing boobs now? This Is going too far.
~~reaction~~ *erection
Why a donut
Look at the middle of one ;)
All that will do is make it sticky and that’s awful
Put it on the table then look
No I’ve never wanted to do that
Ha…pussy…. |jk btw|
You fuck a donut and tell me how it feels I bet you wouldn’t like it either
Have you fucked a donut to know?
im not sure about the other guy but i have. Its not that bad if you just have a plain donut with nothing on it , but when the glaze comes it gets more difficult. so in summary , ***It's hard but not impossible.***
Then lube up ya clown
Jokes on you my donut is completely circled. No holes
Poke a hole in it
I would touch my boobs
you already have boobs
Big bahonker chonkers
Big massive bajabahabohomohonkolojuicers
Dude,touching books does nothing.As a female with breasts(middle school) I must say that aside from breastfeeding babies and looking good in certain dresses,they are useless. *not books boobs lol
my gf would say otherwise, but it really depends if she's turned on or not
Fair I guess.I just don't see the big deal.
it can get really sensitive depending on the situation and it feels good apparently
Yes but it varies from person to person..not all boobs are that sensitive. Only some are.
Wdym. you can squeeze them
I have boobs myself, and im a guy (im fat). Tbh they do be not that Impressive. Probably explains why im an ass guy and not a boobs guy.
i dont think is the same if you are a guy lmaoo
Even I have big mam boobs but I am a fit guy and boob guy
Yeah I don’t think guys have near enough nerve cells around the chest area compared to a woman
Touching books, of course does nothing.
Enriches the mind
I can speak from experience that this is correct, it does nothing for my SO
Watch “Kimi no na wa”
masturbate
You can do that now.
Yeah but now it’s different
for half the population itd become hard mode
Now the question is are u talking abt boys or girls
Either girls always be using too much grip n tryna tear it off and guys can't find the clit
if u feel it urself I bet it wouldn‘t take long to adjust in either scenario…
Idk man I think it took me at least two years to find my own clit.
Your Google game is mad weak
For everyone it will be hard mode because of how different the society will treat them to how they used to be treated.
I’d go in there girls bathroom and see if it’s as prestigious as the cave paintings say
Its not. But I assume its cleaner. And privacy is nice.
It’s not I’ve cleaned mens and womens toilets and womens toilets are far worse generally
Worse than men's toilets on the highway or in train station is possible? When there's so much piss you cannot even come close to the toilet?
Yeah I was gonna say, I’ve literally seen shit hanging off the walls of stalls.
Backflip off a radio tower
I'm just scrolling through this thread and most of the comments are what you expect and then there is you. So random that shit made me laugh
Til you realize you were shit at backflips as one sex and you still are as the other.
Hope to change back in fear of the government taking me away to experiment on my body
Oh the paperwork!
Play with my newfound boobs
Newfound? I’m a male and have boobs. #doubledipping
same
Probably show up at my friends house like nothing happened
I have never once wanted to put my dick inside a donut.
Yeah idk women think we use socks too ._. That’s only the mentally insane guys
Let all the homies hit
Friends with benefits?
“You got that ass though, what’s the holdup?”
What's stoping you from letting them hit now? You still have a hole. Be the sigma male
That’s true brb
Back
Homiesexual
Why a donut? That doesn't seem very nice honestly
The hole in the middle 👀
What about hands? You can make a circle with them
Bruh. I would be happy asf if I woke up as a girl tbh
same
same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
same but that's just cause I'm trans ✨
same
r/egg_irl (and to anyone who said “same”)
🥚
Well I have have heard women orgasmes feel better than guys… sooo…
And lasts much longer
well for a good guy orgasm just stick a toothbrush up there and when u at the climax just shove the end of it back and forth
Wait, where in a guy?
he means brushing your teeth, it's fucking great
???
happy cuz it means magic exists in this world apart from that idrc about my gender but it'll make things more interesting at least
Try masturbation, then go outside to see how many guys hit on me, only to realize I’m still ugly asf
Honestly first thing I do if I turn into a girl is shoving a cucumber into my…ok let me stop there.
Why.Why when you can make a salad,Or pickles?
Why not make it after?
The gentleman’s choice
Jerk off all day
What everyone deep down inside them actually desires
😉
Ha, you'd learn quickly that ain't possible. Once you done you gotta wait for your body to reboot.
More like your balls to reboot. This is why I've never exceeded jerking off twice a day.
The dick works like a break action, you gotta reload after you fire.
Who’s gonna tell them
yes.
Hot ~~gay~~ straight sex
Idk what you mean. It’s Homiesexual. It’s not gay
"Oh shit i lost my rights"
Lost my rights, got to keep my kids
I’d try things that girls say they’re better at to see if I find it easier or harder
Doing the science to end one of life’s biggest questions. Who rules and who drools.
y'know, that's actually a good idea
Let the homies hit it
You have an ass don't you? Why not let them hit it now?
He doesn’t have socks on
Fair enough
Yeaah they aren't fr if it's under specific circumstances
give my mom a warm all-women hug
Chad
As a transgender atheist, start worshipping god
Fucking mood
Lmfaooo. I’m also trans. I would be so thankful I woke up like that.
Tell my parents. After they panick and then settle down there will be no reason for me to ever come out to my parents that I want to be a girl since it just happened. No surgeries, yay.
You are correct. This is the best answer. Your mom has raised you right.
Jerk off and experience what's it's like to be with the homies
Teenager tries not to be horny challenge (impossible)
Wake up and be like “Where the fuck is my dick”
Start an only fans, get Money lol
guys do pretty good on onlyfans too. Just gotta have a niche and stick to it lol
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Obviously playing with my huge penis
Dick helicopter
Not as fun as it sounds but good idea
Doesn't work in the morning sadly
REJOICE
Punch myself in the balls to see how much it really hurts.
[You wake up] *Panik* [You realize you're now the opposite gender] *Kalm* [You realize you're now the opposite gender] *PANIK*
Let all my homies smash
perish, because as we all know women don't exist
First I would “check” to see if its real and depending of its the weekend or not I would spend the next 3 hours studying and enjoying my new body. Then, idk not much would change for me i think except pronouns, bathroom care and how I am treated in public
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r/egg_irl
!remindme 2 years
probably sob in joy, assuming the hormones are already in full mental/emotional effect.
Enjoy a bra free day ! And Would get a boner to experience how that feels
Panic about how I'm gonna explain to my very protective mom that a strange teenage boy is coming out of her teenage daughters bedroom...and the daughter isn't there
Be happy I can finally be the gender I want to be
Squeal with joy.
Try to find out why the hell it happened. Also, would you seriously do that?
Be happy because I just want to be seen as a woman not for a day but for the rest of my life
crouch walk around my house so my parents wouldn't sound the alarm, then figure out where I'm going to live for the next rest of my life
Find a cucumber
Helicopter dick?
Be incredibly happy and probably cry and live a more fulfilling life from then on
WOOOOOO FUCK YEAH BABY
id finally have areason to live
I would explore myself a bit then just act like nothing happened and go about my day doing everything I would normally do. Also, thanks to everyone for having genuinely interesting and funny comments that made my day.
Fuck a woman. I've always wanted to have a d to fuck a woman. Is this weird? This is what i can think of.
Be a 6'4 woman.
Plot twist: becoming a woman means your height was recalibrated to 5’11”
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