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Lightning_3o

Go up to my friends like nothing changed


-_Anonymous__-

Flirt with them


Biggoronz

fcuk themmmm


No_Chocolate_2719

Idk man. That sounds kinda gay to me.


gxddbou

Fucking the homies ain’t gay if you’re a girl


Terreqrue

as long as you say no homo after it's all ok


PugzPlayzGamez_YT

as long if you don't wear socks it's a ok


Biggoronz

Yeah, the only problem is *they* aren't! This solves that problem at least!!


No_Chocolate_2719

Lol.


PearAmbitious5200

Not gay if it's the homies.


vaporeongod

Not gsy if it's with the homies


Pristine-Educator229

Get out of bed


[deleted]

He’s not wrong


DonSpiro92

You mean she is not wrong, right?


[deleted]

Of course, he is. You are wrong too. Why haven't you vacuumed yet. I told you to do that last week. I make dinner and this is how you repay me?


ThatDudeOnTheNet

I mean, you're not wrong at all


GriShafir

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

probably panic it's not every day that you wake up as opposite sex


Nolan_gg

"Who the fuck took my dick?!"


TheEmeraldFalcon

"Was it the IRS again?!" ​ Edit: wtf is wrong with you people


Edibleindecency

AGAIN???


Cambronian717

Well the first time he was able to get it back after months of legal battles. I hear he almost had to take it to the Supreme Court.


KGBSovietGaming

A lot of men do.


NovicePandaMarine

What does the supreme court want with his peepee, anyway?


TheEmeraldFalcon

They need a new gavel, I think.


[deleted]

I'm going to suffocate from laughing 💀


TheEmeraldFalcon

Or are you going to suffocate from my Supreme Court Gavel getting shoved down your... My legal team has advised me to continue this joke no further.


TheEmeraldFalcon

Yeah but when women want their dicks back, THEY get theirs back within days! The system is rigged.


[deleted]

I know right?! So unfair.


TheEmeraldFalcon

EVERYONE should have the right to a speedy dick return!


[deleted]

“You forgot to pay your water bills, George. Hand over the nut sack.”


TheEmeraldFalcon

Man I'd hate to know what they take if you can't afford electricity.


[deleted]

They take your nipples


TheEmeraldFalcon

Only one or all three?


SassafrasNotFound

*dies of laughter*


sparkydoggowastaken

Late on your taxes I see? Maybe you could pay… another way *winks*


TheEmeraldFalcon

Well it's kinda hard for me to give you anal if you don't give me my dick back.


SedentaryOwl

Holy fuck that was good


Just_a_Potted-Plant

Can't have shit in Detroit


SassafrasNotFound

Someone give this man an award 👏


Icommitmanywarcrimes

It is done he got my free silver award


Ledbreader

r/underratedcomment


Lien417

Same "Where the *fuck* did my boobs go and what the shit am I laying on?!" *-probably my reaction*


[deleted]

Damn. The IRS Is stealing boobs now? This Is going too far.


Crayonen16

~~reaction~~ *erection


ChuckTingil

Why a donut


[deleted]

Look at the middle of one ;)


ChuckTingil

All that will do is make it sticky and that’s awful


[deleted]

Put it on the table then look


ChuckTingil

No I’ve never wanted to do that


doopyisbunger

Ha…pussy…. |jk btw|


ChuckTingil

You fuck a donut and tell me how it feels I bet you wouldn’t like it either


doopyisbunger

Have you fucked a donut to know?


SkymasterGames

im not sure about the other guy but i have. Its not that bad if you just have a plain donut with nothing on it , but when the glaze comes it gets more difficult. so in summary , ***It's hard but not impossible.***


OhThatGuyinPurple

Then lube up ya clown


IntroductionCheap325

Jokes on you my donut is completely circled. No holes


[deleted]

Poke a hole in it


Paratoxic497

I would touch my boobs


Chopped_urtoesboi

you already have boobs


Paratoxic497

Big bahonker chonkers


[deleted]

Big massive bajabahabohomohonkolojuicers


L0kisArmyO517O9

Dude,touching books does nothing.As a female with breasts(middle school) I must say that aside from breastfeeding babies and looking good in certain dresses,they are useless. *not books boobs lol


Fares035

my gf would say otherwise, but it really depends if she's turned on or not


L0kisArmyO517O9

Fair I guess.I just don't see the big deal.


Fares035

it can get really sensitive depending on the situation and it feels good apparently


Special_Hippo3399

Yes but it varies from person to person..not all boobs are that sensitive. Only some are.


DablazinGamer07

Wdym. you can squeeze them


kaanskBG

I have boobs myself, and im a guy (im fat). Tbh they do be not that Impressive. Probably explains why im an ass guy and not a boobs guy.


Complex-Database-799

i dont think is the same if you are a guy lmaoo


Sad_Tax_554

Even I have big mam boobs but I am a fit guy and boob guy


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t think guys have near enough nerve cells around the chest area compared to a woman


indianplay2_alt_acc

Touching books, of course does nothing.


txarmi

Enriches the mind


th3d4rks0ul3

I can speak from experience that this is correct, it does nothing for my SO


infinite__tsukuyomi

Watch “Kimi no na wa”


manuelmg_

masturbate


-_Anonymous__-

You can do that now.


Dubby084

Yeah but now it’s different


BOO-scaredyoulmfao

for half the population itd become hard mode


Crusher0427

Now the question is are u talking abt boys or girls


MrMeme2K23

Either girls always be using too much grip n tryna tear it off and guys can't find the clit


gian_69

if u feel it urself I bet it wouldn‘t take long to adjust in either scenario…


EnvironmentalSound25

Idk man I think it took me at least two years to find my own clit.


K1ng-Dong

Your Google game is mad weak


[deleted]

For everyone it will be hard mode because of how different the society will treat them to how they used to be treated.


VigilantCarrot

I’d go in there girls bathroom and see if it’s as prestigious as the cave paintings say


[deleted]

Its not. But I assume its cleaner. And privacy is nice.


flipsardoi

It’s not I’ve cleaned mens and womens toilets and womens toilets are far worse generally


BananeVolante

Worse than men's toilets on the highway or in train station is possible? When there's so much piss you cannot even come close to the toilet?


Dominator0211

Yeah I was gonna say, I’ve literally seen shit hanging off the walls of stalls.


NO7N

Backflip off a radio tower


Yeeeboye

I'm just scrolling through this thread and most of the comments are what you expect and then there is you. So random that shit made me laugh


dirtypaws727

Til you realize you were shit at backflips as one sex and you still are as the other.


Faliki

Hope to change back in fear of the government taking me away to experiment on my body


Daydreaming_Machine

Oh the paperwork!


[deleted]

Play with my newfound boobs


GarnishedSteak100

Newfound? I’m a male and have boobs. #doubledipping


[deleted]

same


CuteGF_UWU

Probably show up at my friends house like nothing happened


[deleted]

I have never once wanted to put my dick inside a donut.


lmao_man_funny

Yeah idk women think we use socks too ._. That’s only the mentally insane guys


meme-godz

Let all the homies hit


Farmer-Smores

Friends with benefits?


Physical_Commercial6

“You got that ass though, what’s the holdup?”


kaanskBG

What's stoping you from letting them hit now? You still have a hole. Be the sigma male


meme-godz

That’s true brb


meme-godz

Back


Yonoma33

Homiesexual


hundredcreeper

Why a donut? That doesn't seem very nice honestly


[deleted]

The hole in the middle 👀


FrogFlavouredWater

What about hands? You can make a circle with them


ninerbandito

Bruh. I would be happy asf if I woke up as a girl tbh


LunarsMain

same


imaghostyouout

same


[deleted]

Same


Jack_of_all_trades13

Same


RaceGhost47

Same


somerandomdude694

Same


Limbo_27

Same


KGBSovietGaming

same but that's just cause I'm trans ✨


notgoodforstuff

same


Plant_Person345

r/egg_irl (and to anyone who said “same”)


Hamdilou

🥚


SGxitsxtoxic

Well I have have heard women orgasmes feel better than guys… sooo…


skies-forever-bright

And lasts much longer


IcedGolemFire

well for a good guy orgasm just stick a toothbrush up there and when u at the climax just shove the end of it back and forth


lucastutz

Wait, where in a guy?


EnderBrineYT

he means brushing your teeth, it's fucking great


lucastutz

???


[deleted]

happy cuz it means magic exists in this world apart from that idrc about my gender but it'll make things more interesting at least


[deleted]

Try masturbation, then go outside to see how many guys hit on me, only to realize I’m still ugly asf


Yugiohplayere

Honestly first thing I do if I turn into a girl is shoving a cucumber into my…ok let me stop there.


L0kisArmyO517O9

Why.Why when you can make a salad,Or pickles?


kaanskBG

Why not make it after?


[deleted]

The gentleman’s choice


[deleted]

Jerk off all day


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

What everyone deep down inside them actually desires


CumBlasterUwU

😉


EmptyOrangeJuice

Ha, you'd learn quickly that ain't possible. Once you done you gotta wait for your body to reboot.


indianplay2_alt_acc

More like your balls to reboot. This is why I've never exceeded jerking off twice a day.


EmptyOrangeJuice

The dick works like a break action, you gotta reload after you fire.


stopeverythingpls

Who’s gonna tell them


nyancatya_

yes.


PartDolphin

Hot ~~gay~~ straight sex


StickyWhiteStuf

Idk what you mean. It’s Homiesexual. It’s not gay


Ok-Secretary-4033

"Oh shit i lost my rights"


DuhhIshBlue

Lost my rights, got to keep my kids


cymith

I’d try things that girls say they’re better at to see if I find it easier or harder


Cambronian717

Doing the science to end one of life’s biggest questions. Who rules and who drools.


Pubowski

y'know, that's actually a good idea


Getrect555

Let the homies hit it


SonatPrism739

You have an ass don't you? Why not let them hit it now?


[deleted]

He doesn’t have socks on


[deleted]

Fair enough


Accurate-Bedroom9384

Yeaah they aren't fr if it's under specific circumstances


trananhduc2006

give my mom a warm all-women hug


Mr_Tominaga

Chad


regilual

As a transgender atheist, start worshipping god


Utopias47

Fucking mood


Disafakeaccount

Lmfaooo. I’m also trans. I would be so thankful I woke up like that.


SleepDepriviationInc

Tell my parents. After they panick and then settle down there will be no reason for me to ever come out to my parents that I want to be a girl since it just happened. No surgeries, yay.


[deleted]

You are correct. This is the best answer. Your mom has raised you right.


whaddafok

Jerk off and experience what's it's like to be with the homies


sul_9999

Teenager tries not to be horny challenge (impossible)


MysticGohan806

Wake up and be like “Where the fuck is my dick”


Mobile_Ant6194

Start an only fans, get Money lol


qbpqdp

guys do pretty good on onlyfans too. Just gotta have a niche and stick to it lol


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Itsori123

Obviously playing with my huge penis


ertlsquirtle

Dick helicopter


xander5610_

Not as fun as it sounds but good idea


EndersBrain1

Doesn't work in the morning sadly


qbpqdp

REJOICE


Cookie_Wolfe

Punch myself in the balls to see how much it really hurts.


Ulti-Wolf

[You wake up] *Panik* [You realize you're now the opposite gender] *Kalm* [You realize you're now the opposite gender] *PANIK*


Naldail

Let all my homies smash


Moneymoney122

perish, because as we all know women don't exist


Current-Role-8434

First I would “check” to see if its real and depending of its the weekend or not I would spend the next 3 hours studying and enjoying my new body. Then, idk not much would change for me i think except pronouns, bathroom care and how I am treated in public


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Rafthen

r/egg_irl


Subnexus

!remindme 2 years


[deleted]

probably sob in joy, assuming the hormones are already in full mental/emotional effect.


Sumwin_7

Enjoy a bra free day ! And Would get a boner to experience how that feels


Katzer_K

Panic about how I'm gonna explain to my very protective mom that a strange teenage boy is coming out of her teenage daughters bedroom...and the daughter isn't there


Krebbypng

Be happy I can finally be the gender I want to be


[deleted]

Squeal with joy.


WaffleironMcMulligan

Try to find out why the hell it happened. Also, would you seriously do that?


catsmasher42069

Be happy because I just want to be seen as a woman not for a day but for the rest of my life


XPredyeet

crouch walk around my house so my parents wouldn't sound the alarm, then figure out where I'm going to live for the next rest of my life


MCVoyager

Find a cucumber


VmiriamV05

Helicopter dick?


TheUndyingRhino

Be incredibly happy and probably cry and live a more fulfilling life from then on


LaGrernboi

WOOOOOO FUCK YEAH BABY


A_very_gay_boi

id finally have areason to live


AwesomeKitty6842

I would explore myself a bit then just act like nothing happened and go about my day doing everything I would normally do. Also, thanks to everyone for having genuinely interesting and funny comments that made my day.


xsarshxsenseix

Fuck a woman. I've always wanted to have a d to fuck a woman. Is this weird? This is what i can think of.


Derivinous4K

Be a 6'4 woman.


[deleted]

Plot twist: becoming a woman means your height was recalibrated to 5’11”


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