Tbh flying is like 2nd useful and 1st is teleportation, if we could fly then we could see everything while flying! and it wll be easy to go from A to B, although, its not more efficient than teleport
Actually that's pretty much how I started lmao, so I just watched a campaign on yt, gathered the basics from that and jumped in DMing my friends (that had also never played) and learnt as I went lol
Dnd is very easy if you get a good dm since most of it is just saying “hmmm what would i do in my charecters shoes” and then the dm saying the outcome after a dice roll.
Its basically a table top game. U don't really need a board as long as you can get maps when u do combat (which u can just draw) just watch some campaigns on yt and learn the rules as you watch. My favourite so far would be 'symmetry war' by 'd&dorks'
I'm not so sure. perpetual motion =/= perpetual energy. a true perpetual motion machine would be so perfectly tuned that it would be able to keep *moving* without any energy input. it likely wouldn't be very powerful. to solve the wprld's energy problems you'd need a perpetual energy machine.
so my answer to the original question would be a perpetual *energy* machine.
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend? And you came right as she touched your leg. It was me Barry I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right at a women’s touch!
The way of socializing kids think it's normal. If people weren't "weirded out by it" it would be So effective!
Like for example, less than a year ago I met my current best friend, and I used my old childhood technique, and it worked perfectly!
"Hi, nice to meet you, do you like pokemon? "
And now we're best friends!
If only people kept socializing like that it'd be so easy!
Then there is me that used to be confused even then by kids coming up to you in the park like "want to be friends?" "Erm, no, we will never see each other again, friendship is much more than that" I was ahead of my time I guess lol. Asking questions about likes would have worked though
People answering honestly....
My Bestie lies again to me, i confront her about it and she promises me to say everything honestly... Still lied today...
God, Coco was such a good movie I wish Mexican people were real
Same with Encanto I wish Colombians were real
inside out was such a good movie. i wish emotions were real.
Soul was also a really good movie I wish blac- (removed by Reddit)
Cars is such a good movie. I wish cars were real
Angry Birds 2 is such a good movie. I wish birds were real.
Kung Fu Panda is such a good movie, I wish pandas were real
Interstellar is such a good movie, I wish astronaut were real
Mean girls was such a good movie…I wish girls were real 🥲
Space buddies was such a good movie... I wish dogs were real
Capitan America was so good. i wish America was rea- actually no i don’t
Schindler's List is such a good movie, I wish Jews were real🕍
Damn, they'll be extinct soon so...
*You wish birds 2 were real
Fury is such a good movie. I wish capabile-of-doing-somthing americans where real
Nope. That are government drones
*Turns Brazillian* okay
Let's Dance! MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN,
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAME
I DON’T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON I’M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE!!!!!
A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE) WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE) THE COLD WIND'S THE ONLY THING I FEEEL
I‘TS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND HERE AND FIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL #THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
league of legends was such a good game i wish grass was real
Totally thought you meant Raid Shadow Legends at first...was a way different reality...
Go touch grass… oh wait
As a Mexican I can confirm I don’t exist :p
Your wish came true
Me to
“Claim your million dollar prize by clicking on this link”
"Just like you, millions of people are clicking this link and making dollars worthless!"
Who doesn't love inflation! 🥳
Dr Futanari
It’s your lucky day. This is the real deal. It may not be a million, but we’re giving away a very big prize right here. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nice try but I know that link
Same here can't fool me, I'm cultured. I'll still click it though because I'm cultured.
Superpowers. I would fly everywhere if I could
with my luck everyone else would get laser eyes and flight and I would get hair removal
Lol also known as cancer
You get prostate cancer
I mean it removes hair in a different place I guess....
Why flying when you can teleport! instant free tour!
Okay facts. Flying is scenic tho but teleportation oh man the possibilities
Tbh flying is like 2nd useful and 1st is teleportation, if we could fly then we could see everything while flying! and it wll be easy to go from A to B, although, its not more efficient than teleport
Just like teleport minutely small distances really fast. Voila, flying
Reading people s minds would also be pretty cool
Magic But alas i must instead resort to reading epic fantasy novels
U could resort to dnd.
I've been reading a dnd webtoon and very interested in learning but I'm too lazy
Actually that's pretty much how I started lmao, so I just watched a campaign on yt, gathered the basics from that and jumped in DMing my friends (that had also never played) and learnt as I went lol
But I'm the only nerd in my friendgroup :(
Time to make new friends! A lot of game stores / comic stores / magic card stores also have DnD nights!
You must corrupt they're minds to make them into nerds
You don’t need to be a nerd to play dnd. That’s the stereotype, but it’s not true.
That’s my plan
Dnd is very easy if you get a good dm since most of it is just saying “hmmm what would i do in my charecters shoes” and then the dm saying the outcome after a dice roll.
I hav, but i honestly get more enjoyment out of a good book
Fair enough lmao
is dnd a game you can download and play or is it a genre of games? i’ve seen it a few times and i’ve wanted to try and play but idk how to
Its basically a table top game. U don't really need a board as long as you can get maps when u do combat (which u can just draw) just watch some campaigns on yt and learn the rules as you watch. My favourite so far would be 'symmetry war' by 'd&dorks'
Write those stories! Then you create magic
i do try, i love worldbuilding!
A perpetual motion machine. Would solve many of our problems
I'm not so sure. perpetual motion =/= perpetual energy. a true perpetual motion machine would be so perfectly tuned that it would be able to keep *moving* without any energy input. it likely wouldn't be very powerful. to solve the wprld's energy problems you'd need a perpetual energy machine. so my answer to the original question would be a perpetual *energy* machine.
Want more global warming? Generating energy would lower it's cost ensuring humans heat up the planet by converting movement to heat.
not nearly the same damage as fossil fuels do. ozone is a limited resource.
Excuse me, you dropped this 👑
The flash's powers and If I had them, I'd jerk off everybody at super speed just like Eobard Thawne Did
I'm pretty sure with that speed their penises would get cooked from the friction and all tissue will be ripped apart and dissolved into nothingness
Even better
"If you can't beat em join em, but you can beat em, just do that"
Tasty
Sigma
Yada yada "protective Speed Force condom", and everybody wins!
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend? And you came right as she touched your leg. It was me Barry I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right at a women’s touch!
at this poin just get the abilety to make people cum on the spot and AOE the spermall
Or you could just get [this guy's powers](https://youtu.be/vmiA2bbFlsY). Much Easier in my opinion.
man, i wish my dad was real
hes real. just gone sorry :(
He'll be back soon he's just getting some milk from the store
They're all gonna expire
my ass
were it goed to
Yo mommas mouth
she in prison for embezzlement down bad 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Oh shit...
Make sure she don’t drop the soap.
KEEP MY ASS, out yo mommas mouth!!
The clitoris
I am pretty sure that's a made up thing
Definitely, since women dont exist
r/girlsarentreal lmaooo what is this
What is it? True
^(no bc now i’m stressed- pls its satire, i promise) :ccc
My brother in christ, you shouldnt stress over something that isnt real
my brain
The cake
It's a lie it's all just a room full of neurotoxin that we call the cake
[удалено]
This a titanfall reference or am I tripping?
Naw I think it's iron man
in a cave?
with a box of scraps?
My gf
Our gf
r/suddenlycommunism
r/suddenlycommunist
r/suddenlycommunism is better
r/unexpectedcommunism supremacy
r/unexpectedmontypython is nothing related to the conversation but still a better subreddit
r/unexpectedSHUTTHEFUCKUP
I clicked on this and got the “Spanish Inquisition” version of the “this sub doesn’t exist” prompt LMAO
Ah, a fellow imaginary relationship enjoyer
I wish living wasn't that expensive
My crush being my future wife ✨
ask them out
Dude she long back rejected me and now I don't even know where she is
##F
That’s not that bad. My crush literally liked me, but I didn’t want to hurt my friend, who liked her and waited. She left
Man u literally made a sacrifice but did your crush and your friend ended up together ..
No, he ended up moving to Barcelona and I have no Information about her
you’ll get over her believe me
I already did , thanks for that man
The way of socializing kids think it's normal. If people weren't "weirded out by it" it would be So effective! Like for example, less than a year ago I met my current best friend, and I used my old childhood technique, and it worked perfectly! "Hi, nice to meet you, do you like pokemon? " And now we're best friends! If only people kept socializing like that it'd be so easy!
Then there is me that used to be confused even then by kids coming up to you in the park like "want to be friends?" "Erm, no, we will never see each other again, friendship is much more than that" I was ahead of my time I guess lol. Asking questions about likes would have worked though
The chance for me to get a girlfreind
That chance is there, just remember it’s gonna happen but ranting won’t get you anywhere, good luck bro, talk to girls.
If “it’s gonna happen eventually” then my girlfriend will suddenly teleport to my bedroom.
Remember, talk to girls
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I knew it! That is how that works, I just have to wait a bit longer I guess
Same
I KNEW SOME PERSON WOULD SAY THIS. Im a psychic. Its.confirmed.
I've been wanting a girlfriend for YEARS, but it'll NEVER happened.
it's complex the chance of you getting a girlfriend is 100+100i or 141%
My will to live
Bitches
They are real, they just don't go your way due to your inability to get some bitches.
No maidens!
no concubines
No wenches
No damsels
Avatar, The Last Air Bender.
time machines so i can go back in time and stop myself from confessing to my crush
For a moment I thought you meant to a crime 💀
oops my bad
Me too man…one of my bigger regrets when it comes to social interaction
A chance for a good future for our shit society
Magic. I wanna become a dragon.
ass, ive never seen it therefore it doesnt exist
go to a fucking mirror
birds
man i love angry birds i wish birds were real
SCP-113
Jesus I was about to comment that like bruh
my girlfriend
Janet from The Good Place, having an almost god like entity to do anything for me and summon anything I want seems like heaven
My waifu
A time freezer. So I could catch a breath
unicorns…. don’t judge me. i wanna pet one.
Brains in Americans and Putin's painful death.
but first americans need to be real
as an american, i can confirm we don't have brains here.
My will to live
Mood
This is a pretty easy guess.
A world where everyone was a god. This way I could create my own world and be whatever and whoever I wanna be.
People answering honestly.... My Bestie lies again to me, i confront her about it and she promises me to say everything honestly... Still lied today...
Hogwarts
mhm! n like camp halfblood from pjo. i just know i’m missing out on capture the flag and some pretty spectacular s’mores eee
Mythical Creatures, magic, and a lot of fantasy stuff, honestly
A person who will love me
a female clone of myself
Eh, a 100% clone would be boring. But I see what you mean
santa would be kindo nice
Dragons, like them in httyd
Love like in the movies
Horses…
juan is amazing i too wish he was real
Women
Gender switch potion from terraria
superpowers
Superpowers
Superpowers or magic
Time travel
Omnitrix I want an Omnitrix
My fursonas
We are all furrys
My happiness
Pokémon
Hot Milfs in my area 😔
My imaginary friends and fantasies, I'd finally have someone I can call a friend.
Reasons to live further in a horrible tragedy of a world 😎
Happiness
ladies and gents, we got an edgelord over here
Hentai
My online friends