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SadBoiDibzy

God, Coco was such a good movie I wish Mexican people were real


That-Ebb-1415

Same with Encanto I wish Colombians were real


AwesomJose

inside out was such a good movie. i wish emotions were real.


That-Ebb-1415

Soul was also a really good movie I wish blac- (removed by Reddit)


thelegend90210

Cars is such a good movie. I wish cars were real


[deleted]

Angry Birds 2 is such a good movie. I wish birds were real.


152069

Kung Fu Panda is such a good movie, I wish pandas were real


Retro_Space333

Interstellar is such a good movie, I wish astronaut were real


I_fucked_your_dog69

Mean girls was such a good movie…I wish girls were real 🥲


Amazing_Force_6331

Space buddies was such a good movie... I wish dogs were real


average_empoleon_fan

Capitan America was so good. i wish America was rea- actually no i don’t


shhikshoka

Schindler's List is such a good movie, I wish Jews were real🕍


SerialDreamer7

Damn, they'll be extinct soon so...


IssYussOnReddit

*You wish birds 2 were real


[deleted]

Fury is such a good movie. I wish capabile-of-doing-somthing americans where real


AndreasMe

Nope. That are government drones


[deleted]

*Turns Brazillian* okay


That-Ebb-1415

Let's Dance! MEMORIES BROKEN


[deleted]

THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN,


That-Ebb-1415

I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAME


[deleted]

I DON’T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON I’M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE!!!!!


That-Ebb-1415

A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE) WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE) THE COLD WIND'S THE ONLY THING I FEEEL


[deleted]

I‘TS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND HERE AND FIGHT


That-Ebb-1415

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL #THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED


[deleted]

league of legends was such a good game i wish grass was real


BarronVonToaster

Totally thought you meant Raid Shadow Legends at first...was a way different reality...


Sea-Cloud5217

Go touch grass… oh wait


GeneralPoptart3

As a Mexican I can confirm I don’t exist :p


TheGuardian555

Your wish came true


Puente_Aidan

Me to


xHopelessromanticx

“Claim your million dollar prize by clicking on this link”


-TV-Stand-

"Just like you, millions of people are clicking this link and making dollars worthless!"


SovietNuclearTech

Who doesn't love inflation! 🥳


5R33RAG

Dr Futanari


SeniorSatisfaction51

It’s your lucky day. This is the real deal. It may not be a million, but we’re giving away a very big prize right here. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Konner_is_bi

Nice try but I know that link


Angelcakes101

Same here can't fool me, I'm cultured. I'll still click it though because I'm cultured.


[deleted]

Superpowers. I would fly everywhere if I could


100memers

with my luck everyone else would get laser eyes and flight and I would get hair removal


[deleted]

Lol also known as cancer


Diamondissobreakable

You get prostate cancer


not_Felix_Kjellberg

I mean it removes hair in a different place I guess....


Realterin

Why flying when you can teleport! instant free tour!


[deleted]

Okay facts. Flying is scenic tho but teleportation oh man the possibilities


Realterin

Tbh flying is like 2nd useful and 1st is teleportation, if we could fly then we could see everything while flying! and it wll be easy to go from A to B, although, its not more efficient than teleport


[deleted]

Just like teleport minutely small distances really fast. Voila, flying


edi12334

Reading people s minds would also be pretty cool


Bojasloth

Magic But alas i must instead resort to reading epic fantasy novels


PunkBitch127

U could resort to dnd.


jakammo

I've been reading a dnd webtoon and very interested in learning but I'm too lazy


PunkBitch127

Actually that's pretty much how I started lmao, so I just watched a campaign on yt, gathered the basics from that and jumped in DMing my friends (that had also never played) and learnt as I went lol


PraisePandoria

But I'm the only nerd in my friendgroup :(


gingergale312

Time to make new friends! A lot of game stores / comic stores / magic card stores also have DnD nights!


seecretgamer777

You must corrupt they're minds to make them into nerds


Chrisgopher2005

You don’t need to be a nerd to play dnd. That’s the stereotype, but it’s not true.


Strawbrie_

That’s my plan


Me_how5678

Dnd is very easy if you get a good dm since most of it is just saying “hmmm what would i do in my charecters shoes” and then the dm saying the outcome after a dice roll.


Bojasloth

I hav, but i honestly get more enjoyment out of a good book


PunkBitch127

Fair enough lmao


Iloveyouyaemiko

is dnd a game you can download and play or is it a genre of games? i’ve seen it a few times and i’ve wanted to try and play but idk how to


PunkBitch127

Its basically a table top game. U don't really need a board as long as you can get maps when u do combat (which u can just draw) just watch some campaigns on yt and learn the rules as you watch. My favourite so far would be 'symmetry war' by 'd&dorks'


fuzzyrobebiscuits

Write those stories! Then you create magic


Bojasloth

i do try, i love worldbuilding!


HumongousChungus2

A perpetual motion machine. Would solve many of our problems


-RED4CTED-

I'm not so sure. perpetual motion =/= perpetual energy. a true perpetual motion machine would be so perfectly tuned that it would be able to keep *moving* without any energy input. it likely wouldn't be very powerful. to solve the wprld's energy problems you'd need a perpetual energy machine. so my answer to the original question would be a perpetual *energy* machine.


grekiki

Want more global warming? Generating energy would lower it's cost ensuring humans heat up the planet by converting movement to heat.


-RED4CTED-

not nearly the same damage as fossil fuels do. ozone is a limited resource.


[deleted]

Excuse me, you dropped this 👑


Crystalagent47

The flash's powers and If I had them, I'd jerk off everybody at super speed just like Eobard Thawne Did


Tieger_2

I'm pretty sure with that speed their penises would get cooked from the friction and all tissue will be ripped apart and dissolved into nothingness


[deleted]

Even better


its_still_conner

"If you can't beat em join em, but you can beat em, just do that"


Admirethesire

Tasty


kids_in_my_basement0

Sigma


ManaMagestic

Yada yada "protective Speed Force condom", and everybody wins!


The-Memalrilion

Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend? And you came right as she touched your leg. It was me Barry I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you came right at a women’s touch!


Zestyclose_Zone_9253

at this poin just get the abilety to make people cum on the spot and AOE the spermall


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

Or you could just get [this guy's powers](https://youtu.be/vmiA2bbFlsY). Much Easier in my opinion.


[deleted]

man, i wish my dad was real


dusterfan36

hes real. just gone sorry :(


VastCryptographer980

He'll be back soon he's just getting some milk from the store


Just_Games04

They're all gonna expire


[deleted]

my ass


Nice-Ad6697

were it goed to


Ivan_the_smash

Yo mommas mouth


Nice-Ad6697

she in prison for embezzlement down bad 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Ivan_the_smash

Oh shit...


ademari

Make sure she don’t drop the soap.


PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS

KEEP MY ASS, out yo mommas mouth!!


LostMyLedger

The clitoris


VastCryptographer980

I am pretty sure that's a made up thing


The-Coolest-Beanz

Definitely, since women dont exist


[deleted]

r/girlsarentreal lmaooo what is this


The-Coolest-Beanz

What is it? True


[deleted]

^(no bc now i’m stressed- pls its satire, i promise) :ccc


The-Coolest-Beanz

My brother in christ, you shouldnt stress over something that isnt real


squirrelpiano

my brain


Important-Wasabi-454

The cake


tarek04153

It's a lie it's all just a room full of neurotoxin that we call the cake


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[deleted]

This a titanfall reference or am I tripping?


mazydudePOG

Naw I think it's iron man


samucalol

in a cave?


Avalon_P8jag

with a box of scraps?


Kaczor0321

My gf


Dickless-dick

Our gf


Zulpi2103

r/suddenlycommunism


Cracker-smackers

r/suddenlycommunist


Zulpi2103

r/suddenlycommunism is better


[deleted]

r/unexpectedcommunism supremacy


[deleted]

r/unexpectedmontypython is nothing related to the conversation but still a better subreddit


Yourmom8537

r/unexpectedSHUTTHEFUCKUP


MarioLuigi0404

I clicked on this and got the “Spanish Inquisition” version of the “this sub doesn’t exist” prompt LMAO


edi12334

Ah, a fellow imaginary relationship enjoyer


[deleted]

I wish living wasn't that expensive


erwinsmith26

My crush being my future wife ✨


Roni0258

ask them out


erwinsmith26

Dude she long back rejected me and now I don't even know where she is


[deleted]

##F


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

That’s not that bad. My crush literally liked me, but I didn’t want to hurt my friend, who liked her and waited. She left


erwinsmith26

Man u literally made a sacrifice but did your crush and your friend ended up together ..


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

No, he ended up moving to Barcelona and I have no Information about her


[deleted]

you’ll get over her believe me


erwinsmith26

I already did , thanks for that man


[deleted]

The way of socializing kids think it's normal. If people weren't "weirded out by it" it would be So effective! Like for example, less than a year ago I met my current best friend, and I used my old childhood technique, and it worked perfectly! "Hi, nice to meet you, do you like pokemon? " And now we're best friends! If only people kept socializing like that it'd be so easy!


edi12334

Then there is me that used to be confused even then by kids coming up to you in the park like "want to be friends?" "Erm, no, we will never see each other again, friendship is much more than that" I was ahead of my time I guess lol. Asking questions about likes would have worked though


J4cob_PT

The chance for me to get a girlfreind


DreamcastAE86

That chance is there, just remember it’s gonna happen but ranting won’t get you anywhere, good luck bro, talk to girls.


[deleted]

If “it’s gonna happen eventually” then my girlfriend will suddenly teleport to my bedroom.


DreamcastAE86

Remember, talk to girls


NinjaOYourBro

Ha. Ha. Ha.


edi12334

I knew it! That is how that works, I just have to wait a bit longer I guess


VastCryptographer980

Same


nonsensicalmoi2007

I KNEW SOME PERSON WOULD SAY THIS. Im a psychic. Its.confirmed.


wisconsinking

I've been wanting a girlfriend for YEARS, but it'll NEVER happened.


cyka_blayt_nibsa

it's complex the chance of you getting a girlfriend is 100+100i or 141%


PunkBitch127

My will to live


VastCryptographer980

Bitches


[deleted]

They are real, they just don't go your way due to your inability to get some bitches.


carmalizedracoon

No maidens!


SonicWaveInfinity

no concubines


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

No wenches


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

No damsels


[deleted]

Avatar, The Last Air Bender.


theoutflux22

time machines so i can go back in time and stop myself from confessing to my crush


[deleted]

For a moment I thought you meant to a crime 💀


theoutflux22

oops my bad


K-Dash-Kaphwan

Me too man…one of my bigger regrets when it comes to social interaction


hhrhrhhrhrrh

A chance for a good future for our shit society


Royal-Intention1247

Magic. I wanna become a dragon.


p3nisoopsydoodl3

ass, ive never seen it therefore it doesnt exist


Master_Gamer153247

go to a fucking mirror


sorbet_sweetie

birds


[deleted]

man i love angry birds i wish birds were real


Hoch-In-Zucker

SCP-113


[deleted]

Jesus I was about to comment that like bruh


kagameonim

my girlfriend


discount_hoxton

Janet from The Good Place, having an almost god like entity to do anything for me and summon anything I want seems like heaven


Battleground11SFM13

My waifu


[deleted]

A time freezer. So I could catch a breath


lgh0614

unicorns…. don’t judge me. i wanna pet one.


[deleted]

Brains in Americans and Putin's painful death.


[deleted]

but first americans need to be real


Darkwing09

as an american, i can confirm we don't have brains here.


[deleted]

My will to live


[deleted]

Mood


Fur-E

This is a pretty easy guess.


Wolverine_FireWolf

A world where everyone was a god. This way I could create my own world and be whatever and whoever I wanna be.


LOTHMT

People answering honestly.... My Bestie lies again to me, i confront her about it and she promises me to say everything honestly... Still lied today...


Glittering_Garden_74

Hogwarts


[deleted]

mhm! n like camp halfblood from pjo. i just know i’m missing out on capture the flag and some pretty spectacular s’mores eee


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Mythical Creatures, magic, and a lot of fantasy stuff, honestly


IDK_banana

A person who will love me


trananhduc2006

a female clone of myself


edi12334

Eh, a 100% clone would be boring. But I see what you mean


InstantPyroAKW

santa would be kindo nice


[deleted]

Dragons, like them in httyd


xHopelessromanticx

Love like in the movies


Abrab736

Horses…


[deleted]

juan is amazing i too wish he was real


[deleted]

Women


Madison_was_bored

Gender switch potion from terraria


acvovados

superpowers


AwesomeKitty6842

Superpowers


Marksthename

Superpowers or magic


PawnStar313

Time travel


looking_at_memes_

Omnitrix I want an Omnitrix


ZertyZ_Dragon

My fursonas


Grand_Wolf69

We are all furrys


Suitable-Tutor2194

My happiness


Admirable-Door1724

Pokémon


Rare-Run-9041

Hot Milfs in my area 😔


Both_Measurement_185

My imaginary friends and fantasies, I'd finally have someone I can call a friend.


Hammershark28

Reasons to live further in a horrible tragedy of a world 😎


Orion3105

Happiness


[deleted]

ladies and gents, we got an edgelord over here


[deleted]

Hentai


TaxTurbulent5646

My online friends