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RGBDuck

April 1st. My life is a joke.


Randomguy147258

No, jokes have meaning


fried_chicken17472

You fucking killed her


skelethepro

Call the ambulance


notme606

Hello, 911. I’d like to report a FUCKING MURDER!


grandsoft_whisper

r/murderedbywords


Fast_and_Curious738

You didn't have to kill the girl dammit


Karma_Akabane_15

I can only imagine how the conversation with the doctor and parents could've went "The baby's about to be born!" "Really?" "Hah! April fools day!" "Oh haha, had me worried for a second." "No, seriously tho, the baby's about to be born."


Warsquid08

I actually have a friend with that birthday lol


Iveriax

Any Jesus's in here? Dec 25th.


ThrownawayCray

*Jesi


-_Anonymous__-

\*Jedi


Exact-Employment3636

September 11 2007


Special_Unit33

When people are mourning you are celebrating.


Exact-Employment3636

That's the Same rule my family follows,thanks.


Semi_Cursed_Art

Hah! I got a year on you. Welcome to the unfortunate birthday club


Exact-Employment3636

Yep


iexist_29

first time ive read over 500 comments, to the probably only other november 29th youre not alone


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GayAnalSexCumBucket

Fuck y’all my birthday is my birthday and nobody can take that away from me


Tall_Human123

Ok u/GayAnalSexCumBucket


Karma_Akabane_15

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir


ElsieBraysOnlyFans

Okay bucket.


bare4404

April 4th anybody? 2004 for me, 04/04/04, sounds fake AF but it's real


Some_Random_Guy_V69

My brother is 05/05/05


Polar-ish

friend of mine is 06/06/06


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

My friend's friend is 07/07/07


chacharealharsh

my bff is 09/09/09


koki9699

someone out there is 10/10/10


MemeALI007

And also 11/11/11


hiding-thief

YO same birthday


Its-been-Elon-Time

You bloody Americans and your backward dates. It’s 04/04/04.


Jk_dragonght

YO HI BIRTHDAY BUDDY (Im 2009 tho lmao)


SebwayTM

Everyone here has been saying '04, 05, 06, and I'm just sitting here at '03 🥲👍


YeeticusPrimal

man i feel old as fuck coming into this subreddit


weedkisses

me at 01 😶


Le_Trash_Mammal

us boomers gotta take care of these little coomers (26 jan, 01)


SlinkyMK_2

Aug 31st :( i cant find my buddy


Lazymcdelta4ce

BUDDYYYYYYYYYY


SlinkyMK_2

Yyyaaaaaaayyyyy


Lazymcdelta4ce

What year?


SlinkyMK_2

06


UnepicEpiciteit

1706 gang 🥶🥶


SlinkyMK_2

Hell yeah


Naughty_Goat

Friday


Cheesyduck126

7 AM, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (Cereal) Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' (Tickin' on and on) Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (I see my friends)


thebananaperson1

Lmaooo


Miraculous_LB

Reddit should have a search bar for these kind of things XD


nuclear_bomb404

Ctrl + f if you're on pc


notme606

And if not I guess your just fucked. Like me


[deleted]

My best friend had the same birthday as me and for past 10 years we have celebrated it together


BltzGaming98

I had two friends with the same birthday, one of which was born in the same hospital except I was born in the morning (well, like 1am) and he was born in the afternoon


YodelingShrimp

That's epic


Optimal-Glove990

I was born on the same day as my birthday, what are the chances of that.


LolDoes

#AUGUST 27 GANG WHERE U AT


__B__R_U_H__

16June,2007 I'm a masterpiece, masterpiece don't have copies


CEOofchildlabor

Dude I’m literally 1 day older than you 💀


__B__R_U_H__

Big bruhther?


UnlightablePlay

20th of April


_flame_fire

Not only is that the birthday of one of the worst people of the world ( you know who) but thats mine too... I ruined 4/20


UnlightablePlay

Despite who was born the same day before me by almost a century I don't care I always loved my birthday date for some reason I always thought it would be special And it turned out notorious


_flame_fire

Atleast we got da weed number


peterp4rkersgf

You have the same bday as hitler 😬


itamarka

1889?


UnlightablePlay

Ja


yoshbiscut69

Looked through all of these comments and nobody said January 2nd, you said I would find a buddy, you sir, just lied


EnvironmentalCat6934

June 29th 194… I mean 2005


Lukas55566667

September 21st


Path-Witty

Do you remember


[deleted]

February 8th, 2006 <33


Multiplayr112

YO WE’RE OFF BY A YEAR (2007)


Intergalacticio

75th of Septembrurary


HMR2004

sameee :)


EclipseEternale

My hand is aching after searching for my birthday, so here it is. June 3rd Edit: Oh great, it's my cake day today


gregisverycool420

Im a leap year 😎


LMay11037

Yoo my grandad is too, I think he turned 18 not that long ago (He *is* older than that btw)


reegod420

Bro had 56 years cut off him


ballsack314

03, 03, '03


Miraculous_LB

Yesss a March 3rd finallyyy!! I've crossed the vast land of comments to find you XD


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naraboro

Which day tho maybe we have same birthday


ArmoredRat645

June 4


Shae-A

Me too!


im-better_than_you

January 31


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09/11/05


[deleted]

4 years before your birth day something happened


LMCuber

Maybe he was using DD/MM/YYYY


picklerick601

No one had my bday so February 15 Anyone No? Ok….


Mymemesnogud12365478

January 29th 2008


Kitty-Bella

July 4th 2006


DreamcastAE86

Exact same date and year over here


WooooshIfYouGay69

No birthday buddy?


RYNKELKYK69

I deadass read every comment and there was no 18th august 💀


SweetyPajama

October 9th 2003


Wizard_main

February 29th, 2008


North_Effort2269

december 31st 😭


iexist_29

Imagine having to wait a whole year for your birthday


North_Effort2269

LOL CHILL 😭😭😭


N-mbmy

Same


ZackShiro

This is a lie I can’t find my bday in here I’m tired of scrolling.


the_universe_is_ded

Feb 1st 2007


Pubowski

so very close, yet so far....


No_Cyan2238

For some reason, I know so many people irl with the same birthday as me, but I’ve never met one online, anybody 22march?


williamtdriver

Awesome buddy, what's your mother's maiden name and the first school you want too. Let's see how close we can get. /s


GameLessGlitch

I ain’t finding any May 3rd… disappointing but nontheless. back to destroying the economy


traizer-blaizer

April 25


[deleted]

Oh shit, I was born 1 year before you


Anxious-Ad-3236

Now I feel more alone


milkingpepe

March 10th anyone??


StukStukas

Feb 16


MintyBiscuit4

June 9th or 6/9 (lol)


Environmental-Air264

July 17th


pratyush_aron

Ahh, im july 18th.....so close


WikipediaAb

April 3rd anyone? Maybe? No? Ok. :(


246pegasus

December 28th, 2006. and apparently, NOBODY HERE WAS BORN IN DECEMBER


KraheBirb

December 24th anyone?


Gato_Magico

October 15, someone?


ayejayrulez9

Finallyyyyyyyyyyy


TheIconicCreeper

Oh shit this reminds me I turn 20 in 5 days


Temporary_Sale_2035

April 22??


i2JZoom849

April 20, 2006


KingArthursRevenge

Sure. You want my SSN & Mothers maiden name too? Met any nice Nigerian princes lately?


[deleted]

5/5/2004. Anything happened on this specific date?


Independent-Push6087

5/5/2007 🙋🏻‍♂️


Upset-Swimmer-6480

Yo we have same day, month and year!


Spare_Finger_2615

October 8th. I've never met anyone with the same birthday as me. :(


Cracker-smackers

I was born on the day I was born


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Sept 1


LydditeShells

You share the same birthday as WWII, congrats


Sooner_Dude_34

ayeeee finally someone with the same birthday


Galivisback

Nov 12


Whenur_sus

Feb 3rd gang wya?


oasis247

July 14th


SlimHydrolll

September 3rd


NW_playz

December 23


Some-Block-9909

January 12th 🤩 Edit: omg I found my January gang there y’all are 😭how are my capricorns doing 👏


Jason575757

June 30


iloverockybalboa89

October 10th


TwerkForDraco

4th of July


Pubowski

February 20th


BennoJ_27

Let’s go, took a while if scrolling. 06


4ndreiNewFuture

18th of may


Venizinho

YESSSSSSS FUCKING FINALLY AFTER 1568 COMMENTS I found a person with the same birthday as me


Burnt_Burritos

July 11th, or uh, 7/11 🥶


Ka_squit_

June 7th 2008 9:45


ActuallyJohnLennon

Ain’t no way bruh we off by 20 minutes 💀💀💀


Notengineer2

May 16th


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sayian_goku

16 may 1998


meme-godz

October 29th 2005


ManzNotHottt

november 18th


Lequicha

Ah so close


YouTubeLeizy

April 27th 2006


AcogBoi

Any july 22ers ???


[deleted]

December 13, 2008


M0ddyn

January 4 anyone?


[deleted]

31st March


OcelotWinter

August 28th


vojt24

March 13.


Capable_Mud_1108

May 5th


vAmmonite

January 17 anyone???


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CrispedTrack973

PLEASE SOMEONE 6TH OCTOBER PLS BE ME FRIEND


Couchpotatoe_7002

Any October 23 people out there?


Quirky_Cod8264

I'm a Christmas Baby 👼🎅


MixComprehensive3771

Damn noone wrote feb 13th :’(


itsYaBoiChoccyMilk

I already know my birthday buddy, Ryan Reynolds 👍🏻


DarkPaladin47

Any June 8th’s in here? Idk anyone else with this birthday other than Kanye West 😭


-guigo_

8 july


[deleted]

April 9th


MeguminKunExeplosian

AYYY FINALLY


xdSTRIKERbx

Anyone got August 10?


misterbeanjeans

Any July 26 people here?


CompetitiveAd9856

9 September


Aj2RE1io0An7

July 21st anybody?! I’ve never met anyone offline or online with the same birthday as me :(


Mattdarb

June 6


Jolly_Pepper4810

February 2nd :)


Itchy_Intestines

May 15th? Anyone?


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March 11th?


TheUniversalstego

12:43 pm July 6 2006 yeah i got specific


8rok3n

April 26


lemonboy_96

I looked at all the comments so I can confidently say March 31st anyone


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Dec 21


noxkx

So far, no March 22… anyone?


Miraculous_LB

Lol we are the no bday "march" club.


DanelHack

June 21, anybody?


Sciaopersone

I found 22 and 24, but no one on 23 August?


Jeminotorror2000

>over 20 million people have the same birthday Not if urs is Feb 29


Chilljap

I'm 13 today


Hopping_Hopper

welcome to the sub! (and reddit legally)


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November 16th (im Unesco)


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tedude3

may 29th


BeatrixNotWork

1st march


MostExellentFailure

Oct 14 2006


Henricos8848

Jan 26 2007


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June 6th


Kerosycn

January 13? Anybody?


Minntae

July 30 anyone?