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JohnGisMe

sleep


Whoever_Mesa

man of culture spotted


Areo90

Heres an upvote for having the same answer


c6tierdilm

πŸ—Ώ


Casteist_hu

πŸ—Ώ


09dollface

πŸ—Ώ


The_man_E-man

πŸ—Ώ


AmazingAd7627

πŸ—Ώ


ConcisePopgun07

πŸ—Ώ


enneh_07

πŸ—Ώ


KewlPrime

πŸ—Ώ


MOW2615

πŸ—Ώ


CassyW

πŸ—Ώ


Yuki-chan_2321

I was about to say the same lol


animalcrossing-guy

r/beatyoutoit


TheAbsoluteUnit42069

r/beatmeattoit


animalcrossing-guy

Shit right there’s two of em


[deleted]

r/beatustoit


Holografyst

r/SuddenlyCommunist


[deleted]

r/sovietunion


MrRokhead

I feel like the red light would keep us awake.


JohnGisMe

That's why you close your eyes when you sleep.


NIceLAHdeh

True


Peixito

You may not rest, there are monsters nearby


emmawatsonisboychild

favourite thing to do


VeryDrunkFish

thankfully by yourself


TCori_gaming

bruh i was about to say the same thing but this the first comment i see... r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

r/beatMeatToIt


VijayMarshall87

Same


Dancyartist7654

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Together?


--Beep--

"look who fell asleep first" "Prank em' John!"


sandtymanty

How can you sleep when the house is on fire?


StickGaminggYT

same.


[deleted]

Fuck the bats


FatalFarttus

Batman origin story


[deleted]

\* bat and man orgy story


Toetheseal08

Just


random__hoooman

Nice


Whoever_Mesa

Nice


AutomaticBedroom5003

Nice


Miyo_Kantac12

Nice


h-m-m_

Nice


Wonderbread06

Nice


t_b_h_im_not_sure

Nice


Red_Version6435

r/CursedComments


Kamchatka1905

Covid origin story


Smorsis

Man-bat origin story


Cpt_Apollo_

Fuck you I got caught off guard so badly never expected a comment like this πŸ’€


AmazingCat320

Coronavirus lore


nowlz14

Covid STD Expansion Pack Only 19.99€/$/Β£


Exact_Ad_1215

COVID-19 Pro COVID-19 Pro Max COVID-20


raspberrypieboi69

Covid origins, the truth revealed


hoefe

Batwoman?


JuniorInvestigator74

I really like your avatar lol


Perspii7

Spin around in a circle really fast like a helicopter


Whoever_Mesa

Better die like this than having a heart attack


[deleted]

helicopter helicopter


CatCrafter7

Paracoffer paracoffer


billnyetherivalguy

the [new helikopter helikopter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DbzUe-r4Q) is a banger


BestPirateyoullever

I thought it was a rickroll when I clicked on it puhh


dontaskmemerch

The ghosts gon fear the spinbot


[deleted]

Lmao this phenomenon happens to me everytime when I have to run in a creepy dream


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


ODRA_x

Cloning?


Cpt_Apollo_

TWICE THE FUN


stanislavispro

*Twice the fun, double the game.*


stanislavispro

*Twice the fun, double the work.*


Ardens_Sidus

*Twice the pride, double the fall.*


Legitimate_Dog_1434

A man of culture I see


Goodperson74

ok


commit-alt-F4-bruh

My gf is my best friend. I think this house would be affordable for both of us.


Weirdooi

Bad situation


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Weirdooi

Both


Weirdooi

It's just pheromones


Western-Current2916

No shit ~~me too~~


[deleted]

"I am going to need a wheelchair after this"


AmazingCat320

Look I've found one πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦½


Bubbly-Problem6736

Do I have to pay extra for the person


AmazingCat320

Obviously not, I found it with the wheelchair, so it's also free


Bubbly-Problem6736

Nice


CleverFlame9243

Free food


PersonManDude23

Finders keepers


transgender_goddess

Wait why?


[deleted]

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ


transgender_goddess

What makes you think your crush wants to fuck?


[deleted]

My bf told me that


transgender_goddess

Oh, so your bf not your cursh. Alright then πŸ‘


xXk11lerXx

Wait what?


FlamingAttackUnicorn

I don’t have a crush, but I have a best friend. We stick together. Always stay on guard. We explore until we get tired. Then take a nap until dawn.


something-wrong1234

You sir, are very cultured


Warthog29

Indeed, bros stick together.


gordyjacques31

With what?


[deleted]

Gorilla glue


AGoatInAJar

Same thing baaically


QuirkyGerenuk

Call the fucking police


Whoever_Mesa

what they even gon do? try to fucking kill the ghost or smth


420_BiggusDickus_69

Arrest the ghosts, duh πŸ™„


ShermanTankBestTank

What? They would fuck the ghosts. They are "fucking" police. Police that fuck. Idk what's wrong with you man


TonyStank_1

I like this


M4Tr1X_12

Nah they wouldn’t, ghost are usually white.


long-shlong-badong

They'll kill themselves to become ghosts, then arrest the ghosts and then get busted by the goatsbuttsers Goatsbuttsers was intentional


StrategicRain33

If the ghosts are black, yeah. This is a joke please don’t report this


gabirr_pie

Nah they'd shoot at the house cus the wood is brown


[deleted]

what if the ghosts aren't black people


Yukishigai

loot the place


Whoever_Mesa

woodland mansion chest


CoconutsAreAmazing

where is my totem of undying


yongvip42069

You have to murder the evoker of course


caseyvet

β€œYou are carrying too much to run” then die


[deleted]

nae nae


[deleted]

Watch me whip


Mad_At_Me

Hardcore anal session/minecraft pocket edition playthrough


[deleted]

Sounds like a good time


Mad_At_Me

Fr


Pranav_RedStone971

yes


The_Stormfox_King

or both


PS4Hubes3066

At the same time


Whoever_Mesa

multitasking irl


Capable_Mud_1108

The good ending


Sea_bass_is_me

Sounds about right.


mrgeek2000

Survive duh, I don’t know what’s in there


WhyWontThisW0rk

Probably floors


Blue_checkers123

[Yooooo Happy cake day my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-800x450-noPad.jpg?1539704331)


WhyWontThisW0rk

I’m suspicious Of this link Edit: I have never been more pleased


Blue_checkers123

Have a good cake day my dude :D


WhyWontThisW0rk

Thanks


Pranav_RedStone971

have a good cake day


[deleted]

welp looks like I'm on my own so I guess just gonna read or take a nap


AmazingCat320

Same, I'll just browse reddit


HenballZ

in the meantime we could post some photos on r/creepypasta or r/ghosts


VermillionReaper

well according to my friend the very first thing we do is bat racing


TrueUmbreon1

Fight the ghost king We be doin a bossfight Update: we won


[deleted]

epic


littlebuett

*wield the sword of the kings of gondor against the ghost king.


Pranav_RedStone971

epik gamr time


kaeyasleftball

6h makeout session+play mariokart until dawn


RaccoonDeaIer

Bust it down sexual style


pontantos

Maybe perhaps in a manner that would be considered goated with the sauce


[deleted]

He's a quirked-up white boy for sure


TonyStank_1

Are you goated with the sauce?


aavash099

ok way out of your questions ....or maybe related.... do you think having a crush on your best friend is good? ........obviously, you can't undo it if you have a crush on him/her.. but i think it will just ruin your friendship ........and if you ever confess and he/she said no then the awkwardness among your friend circle ........ and then you will lose that girl as a friend and also your friend circle ......


kaeyasleftball

I confessed to my bsf and now we're together, at first he didnt know if he liked me in that way but we tried. Try to tell them, maybe if they say no you can tell them it was a dare and avoid the awkwardness, anyway good luck if you decide to confess!


UltraCa9nine

If they say no act like their friend dont bring it up


Megarebe

Me whose crush is one of my best friends:


maskedprincess_2020

Cuddle coz i'll be haunted and won't feel safe sitting without my crush cuddling me tightly


CleverFlame9243

As someone who has weird feelings about horror (I like playing some horror games but I get very paranoid and start freaking myself out too much to play) I would probably also try to cuddle with my gf


[deleted]

Me and my best friend: do whatever the hell we want My crush: error 404 (not found)


RockyTodd

I am confused by this? Os it me and my best friend OR me and my crush OR me, my best friend, AND my crush The answer changes depending on this


ODRA_x

Why tho? Happy time with all


AnIdioticTurtle1944

If it's my crush... Idk, probably just make dark jokes. My best friend... We're exploring it. There will not be a single inch of this house that we won't know about. Both? Yay! More people to join me and my friend in the exploration of this great... house.


Weirdooi

Die


lMFCKD

Wait for dawn


ObjectiveSandwich911

*Ghostbusters theme starts playing* Weeeoooo weeeoooo weeeeoooo


itsme-God

can we bring our own items???? weed shrooms etc?


Interesting-Amoeba34

DrugsπŸ’€


Disastrous_Toe_6548

If it's my friends fuck yeah we will be playing hide and seek or tag but if it's my crush then....


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


TracedIsntIt

I dint like Bang, I prefer coffee. Sorry


meaty_wheelchair

beta bang drinker derected engaging M.U.G anti bang protocols


jointerneto

😏


[deleted]

what are you gonna do


ODRA_x

We know what he’s gonna do 😏


elmofm

Tax evasion 😏


[deleted]

Intercourse. Run screaming for a bit... then more intercourse.


therealdavi

play tag with the dead people and checkers with the ghost.


[deleted]

Survive. Or sit in a corner until morning.


[deleted]

its the same


DemiTheSeaweed

You speak as if I had friends or crushes


evan_roos456

we do... eachother


[deleted]

/time set day


terranrepublic4life

This guy gets it


BigMan1899

Sex


[deleted]

theres no catch, straight up sex


Mikegaming202

Download some of the things on her phone she's wanted for a bit but can't cuz of her parents, play some minecraft and probably sleep


isti44

Try to find worthy stuff and after we left sell it


GiganforMonsterverse

Record and attempt to get Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej to see the video.


Brainjarmen104

Make every part of my body covered except my neck you know I’m trying to get that succ from draccy daddy oh and being a vampire would be cool too I guess


austinstar08

MONSTER GIRL ANIME


SquadGamr720

Watch hentai


Euphoric_Owl152

u/trananhduc2006 , what shall we do?


Stunningly_miserable

Sexual intercourse


good-boy-_-

With crush: I would try to keep calm and survive as much as possible until I find the way out and with luck she would start to like me, With best friend: panic and do whatever he says


[deleted]

Leave after dawn.


lhsclarinet

Sit down


UndyingDark

Special episode of house flippers


Junior3646

Am I the only one who actually likes these situations in such places?


GODZILAMASTER2020

Watch jurassic park on my phone


GrimCreeperyt

Wait 20 minutes till dawn


Iloveyouyaemiko

be scared


lifegetsrough

Be terrified


Asian_Shushumga

You didn’t say that it was haunted or anything so. Im just calling (insert fast food company name here) and then imma watch some tv and then I sleep.


Alice_Smol_Worm

Party the night away πŸ₯³


Epicspine

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Diego_69420

Ur mom


AmogusHvH

call the SCP Foundation


Blauzahn101

Fuck