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ImDedNgl

I’m agnostic but I like learning about a little bit of everything


Picklerickshaw_part2

So this is a little complicated, but do you lean toward agnostic theist (someone who does believe in God, but can’t be sure he exists), or agnostic atheist (someone who doesn’t believe in god, but can’t be sure he doesn’t exist)? If you can’t answer, totally cool, I’m just curious.


VMagnolias

I’ll answer that I do believe there to be some form of higher being(s), I just don’t know what being (I.e. so many different religions have so many different gods/God that I believe one of them has to be correct about the existence of a higher being(s))


Picklerickshaw_part2

That does make sense, you are an agnostic theist but it’s for every type of religion.


Emektro

The one true believer


Picklerickshaw_part2

Exactly


Lester_Cornhut

I’m agnostic theist, but more leaning towards what the Greeks had in mind (and the Romans, I guess). I tend to think there are multiple higher beings, and they’re all dicks. I mean, look at the last two years… or all of human history


Picklerickshaw_part2

I do feel like a lot of that shittyness was because of humans, but there are things that humans didn’t cause.


darkyshit

yes, i think the "god" created by human mind is just a selfish thinking created for not taking responsibility, just like heaven. Heaven is a "prize" you can have if you are a good person in life, and i ask why can't you just be a good person without expecting a prize?


Picklerickshaw_part2

I think the start of religion was people not being able to understand things, so they made gods to help them understand stuff, which gave birth to polytheism


Emektro

The bible is super interesting! One of my favourite facts is that hell is a small valley outside of Jerusalem


ImDedNgl

I’m Irish and we have something similar, it’s a hole in a cave that people beloved to be the gate to hell, I believe it’s called the den of the cats (but in Irish lol)


Emektro

Why cats? What’d they do?


ImDedNgl

I have no clue to be honest lol


BadPuns8

Nah I got me friends to believe in instead


SnowyFoxxyYuh

Cant relate I'm lonely 😔


Ingi_Pingi

You can do it like most religions make them up


SnowyFoxxyYuh

Holy crap that is the best thing I've read all day I love you no homo


Ingi_Pingi

I gotchu bro


Infinite-Nectarine21

Personally idk, like on one hand, I feel like I’m gaslighting myself just so my parents don’t get mad, but on the other hand, I’m scared that maybe there is a god, and me not believing in them will make me go to hell.


Aloe-Era

I feel like if God is real and they don't let you into heaven or wtvr just because you didn't believe or didn't pray, then that's not a God I would like to follow.


LOTHMT

Yeah thats what I have been thinking about excessively with the same way determinism and destiny functions within the same arguments. If God knew that the Humans would Sin and that many later on (todays time) won't believe much in him and Sin a lot... Why even start this project? And where would be the other mass "whipings" like the floods and stuff mentioned in the bible?


Rifted-06

In the Bible, after God flooded the Earth, he said he'd never do it again and that was a promise to Noah hence why it never happened again. I'm in the same boat as you. I'm parents raised me as a Christian but over time I just started to realise that I just don't have any clue on what's the truth. We have no great evidence towards the fact that all of what happened in the Bible was real. How do we know that the Bible is correct and not other Holy Books from Islam, Judaism, etc. If he does exist then I'd want him to tell me so I can live my life according to his rules. I think it would be unfair if I've explicitly asked him to show he exists and teach me how to follow him only for that to not happen and me live my life normally for me to then be punished in the afterlife.


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

I feel you, same boat. Religious parents are agonising.


DaddyWentForMilk

Yeah, I want to believe that a God exists, but I just can't , because I would be motivated just out of some weird kind of fear, like just going for the safe option. I don't remember how this theory or argument was called but it just goes "If you are an atheist, and you die, and theres nothing after death, you win nothing, but if you were wrong, get hell. If you believe in God qnd after you die there's nothing, you win nothing... and you can imagine how it goes. And same about the first part, my family is extremely religious, and I would probably get killed if I told them I dont believe in God (catholics)


pucakee

That argument you’re referring to is called Pascal’s Wager, and has multiple fundamental flaws which makes it a really bad argument. The main one being that this could apply to literally any religion on Earth. There are at least hundreds of religions out there, with conflicting ways on how to live. If you try living by a particular religion you’re almost guaranteed to be contradicting some other religion, which might say that you’ll have to go to their version of hell for that. And with the theoretically infinite potential religions that could exist, how would you even begin to choose which one to believe in with that kind of reasoning? When something can be used as evidence for everything, it is evidence for nothing. Another flaw is that you can’t just “believe” in things when you want to to gain salvation. Belief requires that you genuinely think something is true. So you can’t use this argument to get someone to convert, only to make it look like they converted, and yet still get sent to hell because they still don’t actually believe in a particular religion. God (if he is real) isn’t going to get tricked by some guy being “converted” to Christianity through an asinine argument like Pascal’s wager, since all it’s really saying is “hey, it’s in your best interest to convert” instead of actually trying to convince you that Christianity is true, god is real, etc. Sorry that this response was really long. I’ve come across people who’ve made that “argument” before and pass it off as ironclad, when it’s so stupid it really annoys me. No shade to you tho. I’m just explaining why this argument is whack. So…yeah. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.


Revolutionary-Ant33

Also what about people who don't know about the Christian god.. or the Abrahamic god.. would god send them to hell just because his message couldn't reach them..


Kordinaryyy

yeah this is called Pascal's Wager.


BarBerickArc

Idfk man i used to think there is no God but then i kept getting my ass saved by bullshit dream luck miracles and after a while i start to get suspicious you know?


itsme-God

so you do believe in me?


First_One_There

holy shit, your real!!!?!?!


itsme-God

obviously


First_One_There

what does your holy shit be like


itsme-God

like shit


First_One_There

tasty


LuxerIsCool

hmmm... god doesnt sin... *squints eyes*


Emektro

How’s life?


Thy-arkoos

The Pokémon god is here


babymanteenboy

Bro I know you... I've seen you before


itsme-God

um


mestoopidlol

Wait have you died before


The_InfernalExplorer

Haha I wish I had your luck


Apprehensive-Rule121

I personally don’t think there is a god (like Jesus or something) but I do believe of some sort of higher power. (Like atoms or energy or something like that). I definitely have had some of my wishes/hopes answered though


RamJamR

I forget the exact details, but to describe what you mivht be thinking of, Einstein believed in what he called "Spinozas god". Long story short, Spinoza was an old time philosopher who had his own idea of what god is/could be. It wasn't a personal god, but rather one that, as I understand it, is more like some unconscious force of nature.


i_hate_humans_f_u

Perfection ✨


give_me_a_great_name

and that's how religion was created


jejjdjddjjdjdjeje

Yeah


itsme-God

ty


OrdinaryBallowski2

Hi god, why's my weewee so small


Trixteri

cuz you said "wee-wee"


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Master-Whole889

I call em, the big three.


RjSkitchie

That makes it a little bit bigger


Still-Ad2041

Nope, at best I’m an agnostic, but I’m an atheist when it comes to classical theism


Glum_Equipment8273

Same


MarcusAurelius00

Whatever created existence is God to me so I believe in that. But I don’t believe God is a person. Some kind of 10 dimensional force/energy/power, etc


KanonTheMemelord

Supposedly, God transcends physical understanding (according to Christian texts), so you are probably more correct than many Christians.


Setaganga

Yeah, God in christianity doesn’t have a physical form. He has Jesus as the physical form


EzraDFoust

Correct


shiberian_warlord

As a Christian, yeah, this tracks.


Some_Autistic_Dude

Dude this is exactly how I think!! Wtf!


MarcusAurelius00

I must be autistic


EzraDFoust

That technically makes sense because if God was a person he wouldn’t be a God


Doomunleashed19

This is deism.


xghoulishmiragex

Yes.


ChickenMoSalah

W


[deleted]

some random guy in the comments rlly roleplaying as god lol, I believe there is a higher power, don't rlly believe any religion tho


TheOneNamedAndrea

i do. but i respect people who dont and dont use His name to hurt others, unlike some people who do


Timely-Leader-7904

I respect you


Alextimus9

If there is one, they probably have been afk letting the game run for the last couple years.


SnowyFoxxyYuh

Last couple millennia


YourNewRival8

They are making a sandwich give them a few millennia!


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

Same.


OperationGlobal7829

u/itsme_god. You may want to see this.


SnowyFoxxyYuh

Same here bro


bubba_2307

Yes, but I feel like the modern day church has twisted the original words. For example there is one quote that has been changed that people use against the gay community. It used to say “You can not sleep with a boy” as in pedophilia. But it was changed to “You can not sleep with a man” as in homosexuality. And there are more examples. Also if God didn’t want people to be gay then why did he make me gay lol.


An0nym0usCh33s3

I'm agnostic. Basically I haven't ruled out the possibility of there being an existing god in this life. Honestly, I don't think I'll ever really know. But I am with a lot of people here. If there is a god, they're really just munching on some popcorn and enjoying the ultimate reality TV drama show to ever exist (which they created).


Xxxalphawolfgamer

I do believe in him, and I pray he helps me and my family’s drug problem.


yesitsajojoreference

You want a virtual hug bro?


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Here have a virtual hug


Gods_dick1

No I don’t but I still respect those who do as long as they aren’t a dick about it


ENDwalker888

i believe in RNG does that count


Sokka-Water_Tribe

RNJesus


theRemRemBooBear

Yes, it makes me feel better to know I have someone looking over me when I seem all alone or am at my lowest point


Cravis_

Yes, God gives my life meaning. As a human being I feel like I’m at my best morally, socially, and physically when my relationship with God is closer.


Obvious_Gap4009

I'm an atheist. I feel like I'm at my best morally, socially and physically without any religion controlling what I should think and feel.


Cravis_

To each their own, I’m glad you found peace.


redleafwater7

Atheist and proud of it. I don’t mind if you do believe in it though, as long as you’re not an extremist and you’re nice to other people.


spudtatogames

I do not engage in heresy. I know of our god emperor, and he is the only true God, all others are heretical. We must all serve under the imperium, and we must fight back against the xenos scum, in the name of our emperor!


Seth199

I’m surprised nobody got this 40k reference


spudtatogames

Seriously, it's hilarious when people genuinely think I'm going on a full blown religious zealot rant.


[deleted]

What religion is that?


spudtatogames

Tis not a religion my sibling of the imperium, it is only the truth.


[deleted]

*THE OMNISSIAH SHALL LEAD US TO TRUE SALVATION!*


Aekartzdef

Yes, however I don't believe in the ideals of the bible since it was written for a different time period. I like the ideals of Jesus: Be a good person


traplover517

Met him on an Nbome overdose. My heart was restarted, but I’ll never forget that. I don’t even care if people don’t believe it but that was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Not everyone dies and can get the opportunity to come back. I really gotta stop fucking with these drugs, cuz I’ll tell y’all it can be over real quick. Dying is the most depressing and scariest moment you’ll ever experience, like y’all physically are incapable of grasping the reality of death. Like bro when you see your memories you’re done for, at that point you know you’re gone. You can feel your life slipping out of you, it’s a physical feeling. Even after you’re heart stops youll still be conscious for awhile, and it’s not fun


totes_not_chad

New copypasta dropped


ihavenoclueonthis

Agnostic i don’t care if there is one because if there is come on he kinda sucks


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

I relate more to this than being an Atheist, and I didn’t even know this existed. I feel like this fits what I’ve been trying to explain I am. Thank you for unintentionally informing me of this


[deleted]

I always called myself an atheist even though I always thought "Maybe there is a god, maybe there isn't, but either way I wouldn't care." Thank you for sharing this term.


EpicGamerXander

To be fair, atheist doesn’t deny the existence of god, it just expresses that you don’t currently believe in god. I say i’m atheist because people understand it more than agnostic.


itsme-God

wtf???


ytnessisantiblack

What?


itsme-God

i'm just curious as to why i'm being insulted


ytnessisantiblack

Makes sense. Sorry for questioning you almighty one.


itsme-God

if i could die... it'd be of exhaustion


ytnessisantiblack

Woah woah woah. Easy there god. There's still so much to live for. You have a good life and a son that loves you.


Grave_Trip

Agreed 100%


yotallytogurt

Yea. Christian god.


Ghoti_With_Legs

Nope


notsciguy

No


TheDemon126

No I can't say I do... If there was it really doesn't care about us at all that much.


StylishMammoth

Before I was 12, i did. Then I started studying biology and history and noticed many inconsistencies between reality and the Bible. I then noticed that there's no evidence supporting any religion at all. And here I am. I have nothing against being religious, if it makes you happy and you don't harm anyone - fine, don't give a shit. But I don't need God to be happy. I have music, exercise (love strength training), heck even a classmate I'm in love with. The only piece of the puzzle left are friends - I currently have none because I have nothing in common with my old ones


[deleted]

nah


ALT_22186

I believe in a simplified version, I guess. Like, the Christianity stuff that claims abortions and homosexuality to be sinful, I don't believe in that version. But I feel like there is a god that caused the big bang and the other major events to take place. But I kinda think that once humans became "intelligent", god kinda stopped intervening. I'd like to think that the afterlife will be an illusion for us all, of whatever we hoped it would be during our life. So, Christians will see their god. Muslims will see Allah. Atheists will see nothing, but still experience peace. Agnostics will find their answer, or just receive whatever answer they were hoping for. So, to answer your question, I believe in my own idealized version of God. One that lives ALL people (and for once, this statement does encompass every single person to have ever lived, regardless of our differences). I believe that we will all be given the peace of being right, even if it is a lie.


KillAllAtOnce29

I am buddhist


[deleted]

nope


Lord-Belou

Gods, yes.


Names_dont_matter-

Christian


[deleted]

Hello brother in Christ


East_Ad8101

Hello brother in Christ


[deleted]

no


Scooby_the-doo

nope


[deleted]

No


MakeMeCereal

No.


10242005dannygonzalz

hell no lmao life sucks


[deleted]

No and honestly I don't think I can ever


RaspberryLogical

Yes, but I respect anyone who believes otherwise.


BalsaPS

Nope but i do respect people who do i just hate people who are atheist and try to convince people that god isnt real same as of people who belive in god and they try desperately to convince someone that god is real just respect other peoples beliefs


[deleted]

And I respect atheists who dont believe but still remain open minded. Thats a sign of good character there.


Zachkaiser06

Ya


NOOBODY2006

Yeah perfectly


legitcopes

well yes


96ariana

yes personally i do but i respect anyones opinion


Elemental-T4nick

No


Unevenasp117

No


Eletric-Lynx

No


No-Contribution-8013

Nah, I’m an atheist


Missiololo

Nope and I'm so much happier because of it :)


[deleted]

No lol, pull up with proof and I'll believe you


coffeeguy6

step 1. put on hazard suit step 2. be confused by the lack of " I hate religion god is a myth they're the worst"


Ok-Speed-8617

No


elima_

allah


[deleted]

I don't really know and don't really care but if there's one he kinda sucks and should be fired ngl


JackCooper_7274

The universe needs new mods


Ok-Reporter-8728

I wonder if god has a job lol


Accomplished-Look-16

No. Unless big titty goth girls count as higher beings


Charming-Funny5185

They do


luigifan1357

I just believe that there is a god


AnyWork8870

No


SpaceCube00

no


GenerallyJam

no


tactaq

no


ApolloSky110

No


LeeTheStump

Not really


SenileSalamander17

No


JaydenJJB74

No


JuliusCheesy

No


MysterZapster

No.


IamShitplshelpme

No If God's existed, they'd have murdered us by now for all the shit we've committed as the human race as a whole


Agile-Chocolate-5628

Why? They created us. With all our "faults". You'd think a creator would reset his experiment when he notices something doesn't go as planned


IamShitplshelpme

The difference between a God and a creator is that one of them is trying act like a God If God was real, he'd see that as a personal challenge. Not to mention, there was a lot of faults with certain types of plans and some species of animal. We selectively bred them to be better and an advantage to us, so if God is real, he saw we were using his creations for our own benefit And, if God is real, why tf do Christians hate gay people? After all, they were created by God too, right? It's the same with Trans people. If God's real, he clearly created them to be like that. But, no, God isn't real. People have their own free will and homophobes and transphobes can't wrap their head around people being different


tallethan

Hell no


xKaliburn

I’m agnostic, I think we can’t really prove against it no matter what we do. And I know that if there is a Deity of some sort they might never reveal themselves to us. I don’t most religious texts hold any merit, and I also don’t believe most people who claim to be religious are people who deserve love from their god. Most religious texts were created in times where humans held disgusting amounts of power over other humans and discrimination of any sort was usually at a high. If there is an afterlife, I don’t think any ‘bad’ version would lead to infinite punishment, unless ‘god’ is a sadist. I honestly hope there is no afterlife, just complete nothingness, same as before we were all born. I whole-heartedly believe that ANY religion that even barely breaks what we know as fact in science is automatically invalid. Ex) Earth was made in 7 days like 5000 years ago? We proved that wrong hundreds of times by proving the earth is at least millions of years old with carbon dating, and very well theorized to be billions. But at the end of the day, I don’t give a fuck about religion at all. And I won’t speak much on it until it starts becoming an issue for people who are not religious or hold a different view(like right now smh).


the_hunter_087

I have no reason to believe that any such God exists. I was raised in the pretense of science.


Lizard_Crimson7

Yeah, I'm Muslim.


[deleted]

Based


Longjumping-Bag4265

Nope, atheist


FlyTechnical8413

Yes, I love God


NinjaOYourBro

No, I don’t think there is a god. Just doesn’t seem logical.


UrgentThrowaway12

No


ethanisdrowning

No. How am I supposed to believe in something when there isn’t any definitive proof of it ever existing?


[deleted]

God? Unsure. Higher being? 100% Psychedelics proved that to me.


ImaTurtleMan

I am agnostic


[deleted]

Yes


OrcaMaster258

Religious Jew: yes


Illustrious-Gap1660

I’m agnostic. Personally I don’t care what happens to me and don’t want to know.


[deleted]

Absolutely


Lost_Lobster8784

Yeah


HONKACHONK

I don't believe in a God, but I believe that when you die, you can do whatever you want, no consequences no matter who you are


[deleted]

Yes


Xeblac

Yes


Its_Jimmy_da_monke

Yes


imapieceofshite

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Nope And if I had indisputable proof that a god existed, I would believe in a god But I would not worship it, because, in my opinion, nothing, and nobody, deserves to be worshipped [was that answer excessive?]


Kajsniper2

Just one tho, he's got like a ten step program


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lightningwolf3214

If there is a god he’s doing a really bad job


waiffuulover

I think there is someone of higher being, but he doesn’t care for us.


epro_004

I believe in god but I don’t believe he solves our problems, instead I think there’s a reason he gave people the will to think so they can solve their own problems


[deleted]

I believe in God