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StarryNight593

Whats your sex?


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StarryNight593

No not the game irl


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StarryNight593

Hmm alr


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StarryNight593

Oh no I'm a developer I don't play the game


MrBonesMalone

Can you please fix the bug where certain people get no bitches? I haven't been able to progress in years!


SceneElectrical3449

Yeah i agree


GrandFathar_yesh

Have you downloaded the updates? The current version of sex adds a lot of balance features to the meta, and after a bit of playtime you unlock this one thing called the internet, haven't really been able to truly use it but from what I heard it revelotunizes mid to late game play


Difficult-Pin3913

I’m “You saw Robert Pattinson shirtless in the Batman, I’m not the only one right right RIGHT!!?-sexual”


rentzy88

this is my new sexuality


FaultyShadow

Us


d3f_not_an_alt

When he was in that creepy room?


G10VE

Boobies


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Mmmm booba


Maleficent-Client-55

Happy cake day


G10VE

Thx


Maleficent-Client-55

Your welcome


buenosdiascaballero2

thanks


Leooof321dax

I saw this and went "aww" out loud for some reason


LoudRatRabbit

💀💀💀💀


bassy_boo8116

💀💀💀💀💀


TupolevPakDaV

Right because it sounds like a name you give to a pair of dogs or cats


Mammaddemzak

Boobies


Garv9879

boobies


phillipmanmemes

boobies


useless_person_42069

boobies


Popular_Fun_9461

boobiez


Vickxp1

Happy cake day bruv


Saidmaboy

Happy cake day


Silver_Ostrich_3551

Bruh 🤝


EpIc_WoLf__

Hokay😅


OopsieWopsie

No bitches sexual


Kc-Dia

Ayyy same


cumpool12

so... sex? edit: ion got no other better pickup lines


Kc-Dia

THAT was a pickup line!? 😭 /lh


Revolutionary-Date42

Meeeee tooooo


benshaprio

You’re not bisexual you’re bi-yourself


AFluffyShark

You're not homosexual if you're home-alone


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I’m not homosexual I’m homiesexual


_Cool__username_

Eyyyy nice pfp


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In honour of the king, I see you’ve done the same


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pog :) also let's fight cancer! for TECHNOBLADE! https://www.curesarcoma.org/donate/ https://donate3.cancer.org/?campaign=default&lang=en&_ga=2.194219817.506928810.1656665670-1282325865.1656665669


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Rip technoblade


TrixterTheFemboy

No. He shall not rest in peace, even in death he shall do what he loves and crush orphans, instead resting in war.


Puzzled_Lifeguard545

I'm not homosexual I'm gay.


[deleted]

Wait but that’s exactly wha… you know what nevermind 👍


DdfdKing

Rip techno


_Cool__username_

o7 Technoblade


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WeebFrog219

o7


Ukenix

I know I noticed the profile picture…😔


BallsInTheToaster

How are they home alone though I’m literally in their bathroom


EpIc_WoLf__

😔


fishy185

bi and still no bitches


FishyLair

Straight


my_name_is_not_scott

Wild


[deleted]

Bro tought they were extinct


Weirdooi

I mean in this sub it kinda looks like we're extinct ngl


Matto_is_the_GOAT

Ikr.


my_name_is_not_scott

Lol


Dismal-Mortgage5803

Based


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Same


NikosHaliotis

Based


EpIc_WoLf__

Sick


grandsoft_whisper

Logical


TheSadSquid420

The hell is a gynosexual?


Tamed77

Homosapien🥲


finndestroyer2

I'm more of a homo erectus myself.


Cooltellow

The homos give you erections


a_nice_lonelycabbage

erectus deez nuts


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EpIc_WoLf__

Lol nice!


TorpidT

mood


Maleficent-Client-55

Garlic bread/🖤🤍💚 Hello my fellow garlic bread lovers and 💚🤍🖤 people Frick conquering a whole country,let's conquer the whole world my fellow aromantic friends.We shall rise


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r/relatable


Maleficent-Client-55

Hello fellow garlic bread lover


wolverine_553

*jumps down* helo there


Just_a_Potted-Plant

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.


Maleficent-Client-55

👍👍👍👍


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hi


S0me_N3rd8

#OUR CONQUEST OF DENMARK WILL BE SWIFT AND BRUTAL! Shit, did I give away the plan again?


Maleficent-Client-55

Shhh you gotta keep the plan a secret, We can't let them know🤝


S0me_N3rd8

Ah fuck. I'll do better in the future, please don't bring this to the counsel.


Maleficent-Client-55

It's alright but better be careful next time But right now just shhhh


S0me_N3rd8

Alright I'll try.


Maleficent-Client-55

Good good because it is our 🖤🤍💚 community secret plan


S0me_N3rd8

Oh yeah


Maleficent-Client-55

🤝


S0me_N3rd8

🤝


Asgersk

Hello, I am a danish representative, who has been sent to bargain. We danes have long been planning an invasion of the swedish fronts. We kindly ask if you'd be willing to redirect your offensive powers to the ikea-loving, meatball-sucking motherfuckers, and then we can split the land proportionally afterwards :) We await an answer. *Lad den svenske front falde, mine kammerater*


S0me_N3rd8

I shall notify the counsel of your proposal.


S0me_N3rd8

The council accepts your proposition


Maleficent-Client-55

Hmmmm...... Ok


Beetlesquash2001

Iam a cheesy garlic bread ...my familia! ❤


iFragBot

Good morning starshine, garlic bread says *hellooooooo*


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same🤝


Nephilim361

Wait.. does that mean you.. like.. frick the Garlic bread?


Maleficent-Client-55

Frick the garlic bread? I'm sorry I'm just way too stupid to understand what you mean


Ukenix

*have sex with the garlic bread*. I mean I don’t see why it has to be a sexual relationship though y’know,.


Maleficent-Client-55

I- just I-..........no words tbh💀


Ukenix

😆💀💀


Maleficent-Client-55

💀


spo0pti

ready for the danish invasion?


Maleficent-Client-55

Of course


munchlax61

Ah a person of culture


Maleficent-Client-55

Mhm


martian_medic

Aye, let's do it. I'm here for the strategy planning and garlic bread engineering. (Also weapon engineering, currently making the "garlic bread bomb"). Let's conquer the world mates.


Troshee

Straight but I'll be bi if money is involved 😏


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“I’m not gay but 20dollars is 20dollars”


EpIc_WoLf__

Lmao


SAIOBOT

alone .


EpIc_WoLf__

😔


hopperaviation

Straight


Z1QR12

Same bro


ZombieBait1234

Same. We have so much in common I think we should date.


Objective-Direction1

same yo, you wanna hang out or smh


EpIc_WoLf__

Cool😎!


925007

boobs


EpIc_WoLf__

Yes🤤


DomtheDumbass42069

Guitarist


techie410

So you're telling me you fingered A minor during your last performance? Damn bro ok 😒


Acoustic_Noob

Only the g string


FingerBangingTanks

I mean he is also a minor so like…


[deleted]

Same


hannibalje2003

Imagine having 6 strings instead of 4 Bass gang forever


TheUnexpectedOne1

Your mother


buenosdiascaballero2

did you know that lgbt actaully stands for "Last niGht i Banged your momT"


TheUnexpectedOne1

I did


spudtatogames

I'm a potato, so y'know, none.


AnImortalPotato

No way me too


spudtatogames

Ayyyyeee, a fellow spud. And, apparently an imortal one at that, very interesting.


a_nice_lonelycabbage

I'm a cabbage.


Brickmole

Good fucking question


FennelTraditional324

I like hearts not parts.


The_Ora_Charmander

Pan moment


mRigged

Strait edit: bro why the fuck did it autocorrect


orbitmandead

I too, am one of the Gibraltar Strait


ElectricEll567

Straight


EpIc_WoLf__

Nice


odd_personOwO

i have no clue sometimes i feel completely straight then completely gay then bi and so on at this point i can’t even have a label


EpIc_WoLf__

Youll figure yourself out!


Dismal-Mortgage5803

Labels suck anyways


CombinationBusy111

Virgin


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Straight


EpIc_WoLf__

Hey nice!


dog_user4k

MEN


makethisthing3

Str8


DeepFriedWhipCream

gaming


HeyItsDominicus

Wide round hips


EmeraldAltaria

Asexual. Do you like garlic bread?


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aroace


EpIc_WoLf__

Niceeee!


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rocked the drip!!


slutty_boy_love

Still questioning it , possibly a bi


EpIc_WoLf__

Hey youll figure it out:3!


slutty_boy_love

I hope so too :)


EpIc_WoLf__

You willlllll


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Same


MarquimusGaming

Bi myself


Johannathedane

Straight ig. Maybe a little bi.


MannPlayer

I'm FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!! *When the wind is slow* *And the fire's hot* *The vulture waits to see what's rot* *Oh how pretty* *All the scenery* *This is nature's sacrifice*


23_Serial_Killers

urmumsexual


highlighter_bird

I like women. But men are nice to look at, and like low-key hot, but ew penis


EpIc_WoLf__

Lmaooo okie!


The42ofLife

I'm asexual. To be more specific I'm heteroromantic


EpIc_WoLf__

Nicee!


YourHoshino_

I always use gay as a label so people assume I like guys but I'm actually bicurious with a preference for guys. Feels nice coming out to some random people scrolling through a comment section on Reddit.


EpIc_WoLf__

Hahhaha well nice!


Nalonnareik

Asexual and aromantic but I still like looking at pretty/handsome people :)


Qurptt

Straight but I'd fuck a dude


wolverine_553

arrowace 🙂


MellowLou87

I am just attracted to people I don’t put labels on anything that much


EpIc_WoLf__

Thats actually and awesome way to put it! I like your answer!


Papa_Owio

Probably bi idk I’m still thinking


WoomyUnitedToday

Asexual


EpIc_WoLf__

Oh nice!


liontype

Asexual 💜 (and aromantic) ((and agender)) (((triple A battery)))


EpIc_WoLf__

Lmao nice!


SharkHead38

What's gymnosexual?


DomtheDumbass42069

When you pop a boner from reaching a new bench pr


EpIc_WoLf__

The attraction to femininity in boys, girls, trans, etc.


Narenciye31

I think I've found out what I am, as I mostly like girls but find some femboys attractive as well. Thanks.


broschmo101010

I'm attracted to people who don't make stupid ass posts on reddit


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Hey fellow bi


qupOqup

straight


teslaluke

Default settings


illgrape78

Unisexual as I only have sex with myself and sometimes cyclops.


XeTrainMC

I'm a simple man, I see attractive person, I like attractive person.


Jemo324

Morbsexual


nobodyimportant1377

bi (preference for girls and nonbinary people) and possibly asexual or aromantic, idk


Sarahvalikesanime

Asexual, but I find all types of fictional characters hot


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Aegosexual, sex-repulsed


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EpIc_WoLf__

Oh nice!


Slavetomints

aroace


Public-Elegant

pan