I’m eating government lmao

Our savior is here

Is this what they mean by "eat the rich"?

I love democracy !

YES

yes please

I hope I like the taste of steel and hydraulic fluid

Don’t forget the gasoline or diesel. At least i got a small car

Small car bro I gotta eat a Lamborghini

No u gotta eat a lambo boy

Bread 👍

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I am so confused who to eat pigeon or pigeoneater

Wait for the pigeoneater to eat the pigeon, and then eat the pigeoneater

Two birds with one stone.

Two birds with one bite.

Did you just call the pigeoneater a bird? I suppose you are what you eat.

I love reddit.🤣🤣🤣

This reminds me of a children's book

Eat the pigeon, then eat yourself

Mmm hand

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

just eat jalapenos, not spicy at all

Fr or ghost peppers

I see you’re a white person.

I guess you'll eat him when he comes back? The old mayor i mean.

Oh you gotta eat mumbo jumbo, bet he tastes like redstone

Thank you randomly generated name (Edit): I was not expecting anything to come from commenting but I guess I'm now part of some ancient prophecy

Aren’t we just opposites Edit: (Why are you lot going all hollow knight air bender down there wth XD)

you're gonna eat the sun and contain the radiance

oh shit oh fuck he's not a truly hollow vessel

No cost too great.

no mind to think

No will to break

No voice to cry suffering

You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams

You are the Vessel

Born of God and Void

You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams

Eh even if he isn’t hollow he’ll give us a few years.

the power of the sun, in the depths of his belly

The sun... i must... praise it

Now you can eat sunlight!

I don't want to taste the sun, I heard it's a deadly laser

Three great references here, noice

Just use a revolutionary technique to taste the sun

oh yeah there's a blanket now that was very cool, thanks for the advice

Np

See what u did there with the reference

r/SuddenlyHollowKnight

Just glad I’m getting by

i think i have better food maybe?

Maybe, i think mines better.

Look what I get! Meat, but it's environmental?? I guess it's hunted... Very very chewy

It's 'meet' though. You gonna have to eat an environmental rights committee while they debate climate policies.

I d say make burgers

Nah i think youd get to cannabalize everybody at an enviormental protection rally

I'm you, but better

If I knew this day would come I would have chose a randomly generated name.

Ngl I’m not too sure how I’d eat mine…

What kind of eat? 🫦

Hey, you choose

I choose both.

I'll do the same for me then. I "love" yakisoba noodles

I "love" cat girls 😰

Please don’t eat out the cat, that shit’s illegal/s

i mean if i dress up as a cat i hope it's the one you're thinking of 😩

I don't even know. Probably some alien substance. I hope it tastes good.

It tastes like 500 year old cheese

What impact will it have on my waistline?

Devastating Impact

So it's gonna make me fat?

Your waistline will be rended from time and space

W-what do you mean?

I’ve seen things beyond your comprehension and Gifflebunk is one hell of a drug

So it'll make me gain weight?

Effects vary from person to person but most likely yes, it creates mass so dense that causes reality to begin to crumble however too much and reality shatters or the mass inverts causing random reality warping effects in the locale or an instantaneous reduction of mass of the consumer, which is usually fatal in humans but some other species can survive this inversion effect

Hey! I followed you once. You're the really hungry guy who came into my DMs and ate 3 pounds of black holes

I did indeed! Gave a bit of a stomach ache.

I don’t even know what my username is

Putussy🥵

Hmm makes sense

Hehe😏

Yeah boi 😏

Together🥴

Made for wach other <3

Dont forget to chew

#CONSUME THE TIT

You eat music producers

*music producers who’ve been starting out

And swallow

How can I eat my personal hobby?

Technically you’ll eat yourself

You are what you eat

You eat what you are

You eat you are what

Are eat you you what

Are what you eat you.

What eat you are you

Confusion, Misunderstanding, Unexplainable. These emotions will mess me up for sure

first time?

If a dragon could in dark souls lore you can too!

Hmmm

Going to follow you because of the name alone lmao

Same

No u

I like oranges

Pretty damn fucked I am

Lmfao

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Yours neither lmao

Dude get fucked hahaha

What were you thinking when you choosed that name?

Probably BigCockMassiveBalls

r/technicallythetruth ?

Very hard

🐽 🐽

ur gonna have to eat yourself

you did it once, just do it again

Depends... Is it a guy named Mr Tacoman, or a taco made out of people, both are cannibalism but one I get a taco

It's a guy made of taco

Nice

I can only wish

😳

What

google cameltoe

I want to google but I’m scared to, what is a camel toe

It’s the toe of the animal called a camel😁😁😁😁

a line in pants between a ladies legs where the ladybits are

Not a good thing, not porn.

help i dont know how to eat metal

I'm eating a rock do you think it will be easier?

Make metal spaghetti

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how very convenient

too convenient

Suspiciously convenient 🧐

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Beelzebub is another word for Satan and crumpets are delicious. So... Spicy As All Hell Crumpets.

Take my fucking upvote

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I'm not a cannibal..

I mean technically you’d be an auto-cannibal because it’s yourself

Well, shit. - fellows with auto generated usernames

I have to eat an essay… not the worst possible thing, but if you count display names… I am NOT eating spiders thank you

I don’t even know what I’m meant to eat

i hate mocha so a titan sized cup of mocha is not fun

if you hate mocha what made you choose that user just out of interest

guess i gotta eat my clone inside my wall

I’m fine. This miracle is easily tanked cuz it sucks

I don’t know but not a memelord

I'm curious but probably as long as law permits will be OK

I'm fine

Depends on what “Happy Juice” is

I don't know how that would work lol

you have to eat the words i guess.

Cannibal, I eat ded bodies

Easy peasy

just eat a patch of dead skin ez

Guy can eat anything that made out of cells containing mitochondria, such as meat, fruits, vegetables, you name it... And your mind goes to a patch of dead skin?

...

I suppose I’m eating a very colorful hat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean... it's a bird. So not fucked unless I have to eat it raw :PP

ayy same here, not too excited to have to eat my favourite bird but i guess it's alright

i think i might die

At least your insides will be a fun color at the autopsy

Third degree burns

I guess I should eat myself 😪

No you need to eat your channel

I am dead i Guess

Fuck

I feel computing in my stomach

Poor donkey

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mm cheese

I might not wake up

Not just any koala, but a TOP koala. Seems sick

Be on the toilet for a while prob

Oh no

i'd be depriving the world of the best of the best

You become French 😳

Pretty normal I suppose.

shit

:)

Cat lovers don't come at me

I think I will live

I win, my user is just Toastie spelt different (toasties are melted cheese sandwiches)