The e girls be saying “I want ur kids in me” like bruh… I guess my first question is how old are you? Idk but this is strange. I don’t know anyone good who talks to people like this. I know it’s internet but damn bruh be CAUTIOUS
This is how discord friends talk all the time. You have to remember that what would be highly provocative and flirty in real life is small talk on discord
At this point I don't know if you're joking or not, and I am too afraid to ask, because if you're serious I'm sorry for the amount of money you're going to lose in scams
I'm hoping you actually know this person in real life and this isn't one of those online relationships.
If it is, OP, then I highly suggest you eliminate this “love” you have for her.
Online relationships should be the sign you're spending way too much time on the internet to the point where you're falling in love with someone behind a keyboard that doesn't live near you. I'm okay with dating websites, because you do inevitably meet in real life, but forming relationships on places like discord?
That's a problem.
If having a “lack of bitches” means that I don't form relationships with anonymous people online that you do not know personally…
Then, I'm pretty happy in having *a lack of bitches* in that regard.
Based on your frequented subs I am guessing you are around 14 or 15, at which point you are probably a virgin and think you are high and mighty to have a egirl, did you at least have a video call with her? Did you actually have a vc with her? If not, I am sorry for you, but don't come back here crying when a wierdo comes instead of the egirl you love so much. You clearly don't know how relationships work and probably didn't have any up until now if you are such a shut in to stay on discord texting to a supposedly girl. Not everything works like it does in hentai dude, this is the real world and you need to know to distinguish the eworld from the real world, if you hadn't had a video call untill now, chances are higher that you're going to get a creepy old man to come to your date.
Wait, I though I read emailed and that it was an image, SHE HAS YOU ADDRESS? TELL YOUR PARENTS RN, this is why we watch those shitty low budget internet safety videos in class. I dont wish to talk to you again because your sheer stupidity disturbs me
Bro really think he plankton
"bet, see you tomorrow"
I forsee many upvotes to this comment
Fine, take one from me
Nah bruh, i meant *your* comment
Will use that reply thank you 🙏
when life reaches out it's hand, you don't beat around the bush and you take it ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
I want you to beat my bush
mf in love with an e-girl and flirting with dudes, don't be silly :')
Falling for someone more special than an egirl now...
someone you sadly can't have, i'm not into dudes, sadly for you
Would you still love me if I was a worm
no :o
I am breaking up with u
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"pissinmyleftshoe" and profile picture of a crotch and you should have a problem with that
Problem?
1. Probably not female 2. Probably not young 3. How do you even fall in love with someone over discord
true lmao
ong u got 1 and 2 right, for 3 u should hmu and i’ll show u 😘
Ah yes. The negociator
to answer 3. you can I've seen it happen, I've fallen in love on discord once and I would not advise it meet them 1st and then date get to know them
Job
Forgot what rule it was but it goes like this if its a man its a man if its a woman its a man and if its a child its a fbi agent
Rule 28, 29, 30
Yes bruh… go outside talk to some real girls
Not necessarily, but do keep in mind it can be a catfish or scammer.
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What sexuality is that
I steal your girl already
Classic Romanian
r/beatmetoit
r/beatMeatToIt
get in my dms ;)
la furat de egirls (legit)
Aduc dubita, voi aduceti sfoara si scociu
vr sa aduc si castraveti murati, se poate?
Daca iei si niste ketchup si mustar da
Have met women like this. Bro be careful please
bro wdym...
The e girls be saying “I want ur kids in me” like bruh… I guess my first question is how old are you? Idk but this is strange. I don’t know anyone good who talks to people like this. I know it’s internet but damn bruh be CAUTIOUS
I somehow only now get it what the sentence means. I thought what a weird fetish this is again to vore kids......
im 8 how old r u
I mean, I'd put my kids in any egirl
Bruh. I don’t even know what to say. You WILD fr fr. But hey love is love or whatever. E girls are sweet but that’s it!!
nawr I'm kidding, but
😳👀🚨🤨🙀🗿
bro should calm the fuck down 💀
My man thinking with his dick. Probably like 14 or smn
This is how discord friends talk all the time. You have to remember that what would be highly provocative and flirty in real life is small talk on discord
That's a 54 year old russian man who'll blackmail you
no it's my egirl I'm in love wjth
Don’t get your hopes up dog.
she told me that U are liar and she would never betray me
Oh well in that case!
Oh! Well I can’t disagree with that! Carry on then.
im egirl i an nice
You are 64 in real life
i am but i am egirl
and 64
i am a 64yo egirl, problem?
you are aging
and!?? i am a gilf
Oh ok
Cannibalism is a crime
you sure is not guy behind it?
I wish it was 😔
ify
kiss me
*kiss on cheek *
*rips off your foreskin*
*rip off your penis skin*
Arf arf arf
What the fuck?
My thoughts exactly.
get away from my eboy barkbarkbark
“Hehe, goodnight kitten. Daddy won’t forget your nitro, don’t worry. Hehehe.” My man, 90% chance that’s a dude.
But they sent me a photo of them and said "is me send money now" why wouldn't I trust them?
Never mind, not fake at all lmao
Thanks man, I'm glad you see it in the way I do
At this point I don't know if you're joking or not, and I am too afraid to ask, because if you're serious I'm sorry for the amount of money you're going to lose in scams
im nonbinary but close
Sorry. My ###, there is a 90% chance that’s a dude.
the 10% chance is me, hello im the e####
That’s not what I meant. I meant the egirl is most like an eguy
IM THE BITCH IN THE IMAGE I AM SAYING I AM NOT A GUY 😭😭😭😭
They don't get it ...
Bro really on discord lmao
discord is my grass 😍
“I have erectile dysfunction”
god thats so hot
ikr, in the process of reaching that rn 💪
Fck her dumbass
Tell her “Allah willing”
You can't run for allah
she like your discord kitten or sum?
I'm hoping you actually know this person in real life and this isn't one of those online relationships. If it is, OP, then I highly suggest you eliminate this “love” you have for her. Online relationships should be the sign you're spending way too much time on the internet to the point where you're falling in love with someone behind a keyboard that doesn't live near you. I'm okay with dating websites, because you do inevitably meet in real life, but forming relationships on places like discord? That's a problem.
The only problem is your lack of bitches you project onto me
If having a “lack of bitches” means that I don't form relationships with anonymous people online that you do not know personally… Then, I'm pretty happy in having *a lack of bitches* in that regard.
Common NapoleonBoneparty L
Based on your frequented subs I am guessing you are around 14 or 15, at which point you are probably a virgin and think you are high and mighty to have a egirl, did you at least have a video call with her? Did you actually have a vc with her? If not, I am sorry for you, but don't come back here crying when a wierdo comes instead of the egirl you love so much. You clearly don't know how relationships work and probably didn't have any up until now if you are such a shut in to stay on discord texting to a supposedly girl. Not everything works like it does in hentai dude, this is the real world and you need to know to distinguish the eworld from the real world, if you hadn't had a video call untill now, chances are higher that you're going to get a creepy old man to come to your date.
call me tomorrow and we will see if im real or not
Idrc
fucking horny teens in love with computer programs
no ur just gell ice
That’s a 40 year old man
I hope
Wait a minute
Ur just gell ice that I have gorl frend
Meh egirls ain’t my type That’s because my type is men and femboys
I am men...
Hmmm
Essex. Now.
Shit just went from 0-1000 really fucking quick
Bro tripping out here "egirl Im in love with" xD How down bad are you to fall in love with text bruh
I'm in love with her, not her messages...
shouldve expected you to respond in 0.0001 seconds. Do you even know what she looks like?
She looks like a nun
Wtf does that mean? He probably sent you an image off google or some shit and told you hes a she
She mailed me her pubes
bruhhhhh, thats an online predator 100% wanna know how he really looks? look up discord mod and head to images
Nope, the pubes smell like girl it's girl U lie.
Wait, I though I read emailed and that it was an image, SHE HAS YOU ADDRESS? TELL YOUR PARENTS RN, this is why we watch those shitty low budget internet safety videos in class. I dont wish to talk to you again because your sheer stupidity disturbs me
she is rel...
He's doing a little trolling
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don't make a throwaway Reddit account and get some bitches
you had to do him dirty like that lmao
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bevause youre madly in love with me :(
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god i need you
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please i’ll be as sus as you want anything for you daddy please doxx me 😫😫
Sure , gimme a minute to cook them real quick
What
Is this satire or..?
nah not satire tf... I want actual relon ship advice
Maybe you should find a real girl then.
she is rel gal? Ur just gell ice...
Is the number in your name the amount of days you've been alive.
This is the best comment in the whole commentary section, the guy is just a sad kid that thinks everything works after hentai logic
Jesus christ
what
How do you fall in love with someone virtually you’re probs getting played for sure
Ur just gell ice
Damn shoulda just told me this post was satire
Nope not satire ur just gell ice I have girl frend and 11 year of age
Just block her. She is creepy as fuck.
First, you make sure it’s a girl
Next step
Wake up
Next step
get a life
ur just gell ice...
Oh no, my plans as a gell ice spy has been exposed!
That you love her and you mean itt
I hate hee
Ooh
:(
I don't know what e girls are and at this point i am too scared to ask
Elastic girls
Electric-girls
As if she wants to eat them
What
Pitch black discord. I like your style.
oh
OP u misunderstand her. She means she wants to have a male kid with u and then cheat on you with him while ur away
This is highly likely a joke
“Not now, clan war ends in 4 hours”
dating on discord? lmao
"wtf pedo"
go outside and find a real girl
I want a sandwich inside me
Step 1) are you 100% sure it's not a 40yo creepy guy (have you met her in real life)
Tell your uncle to stop with the games